thelastclarissa
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Joined 04-16-12, id: 3924749, Profile Updated: 12-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Thor, and Avengers.

Superwhomerlockian nerdfighter here. Just started reading fanfics recently, and I am pretty obsessed with Darcy and Loki.

I'll try updating at least once a week, but I'm sure many times I will fail utterly and a month will go by. Sorry!


Fanfics I will definitely be writing in the future (as of 26 July 2012):

Hawkeye/Black Widow

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (evolving into a Superfamily fic)

More Loki/Darcy because of sdkljghf reasons


fyi

I have twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/ilikepickles77

Tumblr: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/thelastclarissa

and Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/clarissathelast?

Sometimes I write songs about my fandoms, such as Merlin, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and the Avengers.

They can be found on soundcloud:

http://soundcloud.com/clarissa-gartner

Peace out homies. =P

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A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Not So Bloodless Revolution by ZeMonstarrOfSquishy reviews
OK, just because I'm more famous than him, doesn't mean he can compare me to Justin Bieber of all people. Why can't guys' personalities match their faces?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Ink And Parchment by The Goddess Of Art reviews
Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Fix You by Brandi Golightly reviews
After saving Natasha Romanoff from a playground bully, Clint becomes best friends with the little red head. Follows Romanoff and Barton through school from kindergarten to high school. Features characters from the movie-verse and some from the comic book-verse. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,455 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Blue by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Seven Days to Home by AllIsButToys reviews
What can you do when you meet the perfect man only to realise he's related to your roommate's boyfriend and lives half a world away? Probably the same thing as when you can't stop thinking about the girl who buys you tea and makes fun of your name.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Syllogisms by emily.down reviews
Loki is left in her company, to his great misery.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
She Will Be Loved by call-me-reggie reviews
When Clint wakes up to Natasha singing Maroon 5 in the shower, the morning takes an interesting turn. "My heart is full and my door's always open, you come anytime you want!" "Shut up!" is her reply.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Ultimate Showdown by VicariouslyHere reviews
What if Darcy was a superhero? What if Loki was her nemesis? Absolutely silly and fluffy one-shot. "The most adorable thing on the internet" - Hiddles. I lied, he didn't say that.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
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From Father to God of Mischief reviews
Sequel to "From 'Weird Looking' to 'Gorgeous Man is Gorgeous'", so established relationship. Loki's memory had been tampered with, leaving him on Midgard believing himself to be human for 7 years. During that time he meets Darcy & they have a son. Then Odin restores his memory, needing his help back on Asgard. But what does this mean for Darcy & Loki?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,608 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Girl Who Couldn't Turn Straw into Gold, and the Boy Who Helped Her reviews
A Tasertricks version of the Rumpelstiltskin version.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
A Boat Appears on The Deep Blue Sea reviews
AU. Same world as my Darcy/Loki story and there will be some overlaps. Jane is darker than in the movie, Thor is a bit more nurturing. There will be some comedy, but seriousness at times too. Narcissistic boy meets sweet, self-conscious girl and they balance each other out.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
From 'Weird Looking' to 'Gorgeous Man is Gorgeous' reviews
Pretty AU until the last few chapters, and then a bit less AU. Darcy is a confident, dancey, Tumblr-loving person and also Jane's secretary type person, and Loki is a supersmart doctor who has a hard time talking to girls and is chivalrous and cute. They bond over geekiness. Loki isn't really very dark. Mostly fluff. Follows Darcy and Loki over about two years.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,248 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Man Who Would Be King reviews
Set after Avengers. Odin sends a power-stripped Loki back to Midgard to help rebuild the the city, and Darcy saves him from boredom. But his plans on ruling Midgard haven't changed... Still. Darcy's influence on him grows greater the more time he spends with her. By the time he has his powers back, will he even want to leave her?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,890 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete