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Author has written 6 stories for One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Cat, Harry Potter, and Bleach.

I hope you are all aware that I am insane.

Its an occupational hazard (I'm not sure which occupation I got it from, but I assure you, I got it)

As such, I am of an extremely paranoid nature, and deem it utterly unecessary to tell you anything about myself.

Because I enjoy being shrouded in mystery.

And pumpkins.

And although I do not have green hair, nor copious amounts of money, I am nevertheless composed of pure awesome.

No really, it's my chemical make-up. And if I don't point out my awesomeness to someone daily, I may die.

Fawn over me and my terminal condition!

And read my fics... AND THEN REVIEW.

My hair commands it of thee, as does my midriff.


Oh, but I can tell you I'm of the convict persuasion. I'm related to a Captain Thunderbolt or somethiing similar.

Telling you that's alright, as it explains the koala.


As an insane person, I make it my business to be up-to-date with all the protocols for the Mental Health hotline. This is the transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute:

"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
  • If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
  • If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
  • If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
  • If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
  • If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter what number you press - no-one will answer.
  • If you are dyslexic: Press 969696969696969696.
  • If you have a nervous disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
  • If you have amnesia: Press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
  • If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
  • If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
  • If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
  • If you have short term memory loss: Press 9.
  • If you have low self esteem: Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
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    Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
    Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
    Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 7427 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
    Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
    No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,385 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
    From Hephaestus's Forge by Unoriginality reviews
    Direct sequel to Pandora's Box; Edward makes his way to Aerugo for a new life of crime. (Trigger warning: child rape and abuse.)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
    Ronald Weasley and the Very Friendly Horcrux by The QAS reviews
    After a fight with his friends, an indignant Ron Weasley abandons his search for horcruxes and storms off into the forest whereupon he comes into contact with a very strange muggle boy in a suit of armor . . . "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,430 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Alphonse E.
    The Beautiful Alchemic Mind by JMLMonkey reviews
    After the Promised Day: A new religion/cult has come to light. Fullmetal actually volunteers to go undercover and investigate. When Ed stops reporting in, Mustang takes it upon himself to go in after him. How long will Ed be able to hide his mind's struggle to keep hold on his sanity? Oh the qualms of having the mind of a prodigy. RoyxEd Rated for: Violence, subject matter, yaoi
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,673 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
    The Bet of the Year by jarnsaxa reviews
    "It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 232,379 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
    Like a single grain of sand by debra.colvin reviews
    He eyes the thin shivering form of a pale long haired boy dressed in a ragged pair of breaches, and he carefully notes at the many tiny, round intricate tattoos that vaguely remind him of seals. "We found him this way, Kazekage."
    Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,355 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/29/2012
    Mirrorworld by Tramontana Keeper reviews
    Ed managed to prove that he was truly from a different world, and Alfons finds himself captive in Ed's dream of opening the Gate. HeiEd, premovie, AU.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 299,168 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
    More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
    As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
    Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
    An Otherworldly Weapon by HotCrossPigeon reviews
    A Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover. Ed makes a deal with Truth and is sent to another world where he is captured by the Dark Lord. But he'll do anything to get back to his brother; even take on a bunch of cloak-wearing, magic-gabbling idiots with sticks. Hurt/comfort Ed, Magic and Alchemy abound.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Edward E.
    Like When a Fox Falls by akurosa reviews
    Last time, he saved them. This time, they'll find him. A modern-reincarnation fic, rated for language.
    One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
    Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
    History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
    Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
    A House Divided by EsaEnai reviews
    Sequel to "Into the Fire." The Fellowship has fallen. Lives have been lost, and Sauron's forces threaten to consume the world. Well, then it's a good thing the Doctor's here, isn't it? And this time, he's brought friends... DocWho/LOTR Crossover. 10/Rose. Jack/AnythingThatMoves.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013
    Mist of Memories by HeroR reviews
    Guilt, regret, if left alone these feelings will consumed even the strongest of souls. That is the reality the Strawhats face as they go into their captain's memories to save their precious crewmate. To free their captain's from his guilt, they must first understand the depths of his pain and loss.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 732,416 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
    A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
    When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4878 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    4,916 by nmqttps reviews
    John jumps in Sherlock's stead. Moriarty's organisation is massive, but not impenetrable. There's a bigger game being played well over Sherlock's head.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 103,888 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
    Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
    His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
    I Tried To Stop by Dobby's Socks reviews
    An unidentified spaceship crashes to Earth, but with the Doctor unable to land for unknown reasons, it's up to his friends to investigate the mysterious craft. Though presumably empty, they find much more than they bargained for, and when it's said and done they may wish they never had. SEQUEL to "It Can Come Back" and "For Just One Cell", AU post-Season Six, same pairings COMPLETE
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,298 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
    Intersection by Elesariin reviews
    In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
    Weapons of Mass Destruction by Allora Gale reviews
    Eight years after the beginning of the invasion, Japan is still steadfastly at war with its Britannian invaders thanks to the skilful leadership of Genbu Kururugi and the skills of a pair of boys with the potential to turn the war around.
    Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lelouch L.
    Into the Fire by EsaEnai reviews
    Regeneration is best faced in a stable environment. An impossible world filled with inscrutable elves, ornery princes and powerful magic was not the Tenth's Doctor's top choice, but he's nothing if not adaptable. LotR/Doctor Who Xover. 10/Rose
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,634 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - 10th Doctor
    Eliminating the Impossible by 666PsychoCheddar999 reviews
    Eric Dawson disappears after investigating an old house in London and Sherlock and John are on the case. But when Detective Inspector Smith and Detective Sergeant Noble show up to help, things get a little complicated, as Sherlock and John must accept that whatever remains, after eliminating the impossible, must be the truth.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sherlock H., John W.
    There are Too Many Weirdoes in this Castle by logarhythm reviews
    Edward Elric is always sent on missions. He doesn't mind them, especially when they hold something of intellectual value. However, his latest mission to a place called 'Hogwarts' has him less than a little happy and more than a little confused. EdxLuna [HIATUS]
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,467 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [Luna L., Edward E.]
    Inevitable by LianneZ4 reviews
    One decision changed it all…. The truth came out: Neal had confessed; partners had been separated. Was it for better or worse, and will things ever be the same? Sequel to Can't Be Both.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,438 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Neal C.
    Senseless by QWERTYfaced reviews
    Neal Caffrey always thought he lived by his wits, but then something deprives him of one of his senses. One premise, five short standalone scenarios, each progressively whumpier. (It's a new word.) Part 5/5, "The Philosophy of Darkness", now up. [COMPLETE. Neal!whump, gen, angst. Warning for major depression, suicidal ideation. Please don't read if that's triggery.]
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    When Smith Met Reese by 2FirstNames reviews
    Their trip to New York was meant to be fun. A diversion. The Doctor and Donna didn't count on John Reese-and all he brought with him. The Doctor is no stranger to secrets, and the Man in the Suit might be keeping a few of his own. Rated T for safety.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - 10th Doctor
    Delicately by nebluus reviews
    "His soul sleeps inside, sealed away with dark magics. Witch magics. Unable to wake, unable to synchronize his soul with another's, unable to change back to his human form." Lord Death calls him Fullmetal.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Edward E., Maka A.
    Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
    Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
    The Monster of the Bell Tower by Ninjee reviews
    The young Parisian gypsy, Winry, has always heard stories of the Bell Ringer of Notre Dame. But it isn't until she meets a strange guard captain with cold black eyes, searching for the brother he lost long ago, that she starts to realize that the stories are true. (A rewrite of The Hunchback of Notre Dame using FMAB characters. Edwin. *currently under rewrites*)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Alphonse E. - Complete
    Weaken the Lock by Julis Caesar reviews
    A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left... To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, N. Tonks, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
    Pure Alchemy by ketren reviews
    COMPLETE. AU from end of original anime. No one expected Ed to return unscathed after he sacrificed himself to the Gate for his brother, but it's no surprise that he brings a host of problems with him when he does. It's a good thing Mustang and crew are used to helping clean up his messes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,644 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    The Silent Heart by 0-mirage-0 reviews
    Reunited in Germany, Hohenheim meets the son he never raised, and Ed faces the man he despises. Handicapped and lost, Ed struggles to find a way home. In a world clashing customs, language, and science, witness a new journey, and the discovery of companionship worth risking everything for.[Riveting story, graphic scenes, pain, heartbreak, and hope. Parental focus only]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 197,623 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
    Fire and Metal by mizukiryu73 reviews
    Second chances are odd things, especially when they are a second chance at life. But they will not complain, and this time, they will not fail.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Harry P., Roy M.
    A Game of Central by champsissy reviews
    The country of Amestris is still struggling to recover from the great war of Ishval. Following through the eyes of five individuals, a story filled with adventure, tragedy, angst, and the true meaning of powers as the lords, ladies, knights, and other characters fight for the throne. There's trouble brewing on the horizon; who will be the one to stop it? (Rating may change)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Edward E.
    Absence by 2many-bunnies reviews
    After the death of his brother Alphonse, Edward Elric is emotionally broken and distant, until new orders come providing a distraction. But then Ed realizes what the job truly entails and what he needs to accomplish to fulfill his brother's dying wish.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
    Of Monsters and Men by LithiumReaper reviews
    A bullet to the brain can rock your world, and not in a good way either. So when Neal wakes up with nothing but his own name, a paperclip and three caps, he knows he's screwed. Complete and utter AU set in a post-apocalyptic world.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
    Immiscibility by N. Silvutra Mayhem reviews
    Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010
    Fall of the Eleventh by ShaViva reviews
    The Doctor has been running his whole life … from the fields of Trenzalore and from the Fall of the Eleventh. The motives of The Silence were always clear … his death at any cost. When others emerge with different goals the Doctor discovers that what he should also have considered is this. Who wants him to go to Trenzalore, and why? River/Eleven post Library story.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,478 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
    Camera Shy by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
    .:C:. "To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy Vital Testing Apparatus." "Aw, shut up," Edward retorted, lowering the gun. He kicked the now-broken surveillance camera for good measure. "I'll destroy whatever the heck I want to." FMA/Portal Crossover
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., GLaDOS
    Lapis Philosophorum by CalamitasWrath reviews
    On the day of his eleventh birthday, Harry Potter makes a new friend in Edward Elric... and later on the same day, Maes Hughes starts an investigation on an unusual case.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
    Prompt: Rory Pond, Clint Barton, wounded by PlayPrayDie reviews
    There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rory W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews
    Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.
    Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
    Men and Angels by Laora reviews
    Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
    Control by Lagomorphic Cacti reviews
    The Doctor is captured, Amy dragged along beside him. But what do their captors want? And as the Doctor feels the pain of finding an old friend, can Rory, left with a cryptic message from the Doctor, find help in time before the Doctor becomes someone, or something ...else? Rated T for mild swearing, nothing too bad though.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
    Loss and Resolution by ssapphireangel reviews
    After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,306 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
    Hello, Craig! by Witchy Bee reviews
    This was when the Doctor came to stay. Post-Angels Take Manhattan.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Craig O.
    Paper Lilies by Formidable Rain reviews
    The Rockbell Manor was a grand one. The foyer was spacious and splendid, with grand, curving staircases. Edward, an unwilling servant, has given up fighting. Will the Rockbell's daughter rekindle his spark and return his spirit? EdxWin AU
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,251 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Edward E., Winry R.
    Along Came His Butler by Hesperides reviews
    When Malfoy shows up to another year at Hogwarts with his golden-haired, golden-eyed butler, questions are raised.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012
    I Think, Therefore I Am by DellaVie reviews
    Professor Minerva McGonagall was quite right in her description of what had occurred in the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, and her statement of what she saw was an entirely accurate summation of events. What she didn't see was what happened after. Something involving a dementor, a woman, a watch and a promise. HP4/DW3x08
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Barty C. Jr.
    Icarus Walks by razra reviews
    HP/FMA - Despite warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, melting his wax wings and plummeting him into the sea where no one noticed. However, unlike Icarus, Ed would not give up; if he could not fly, then half-drowned, he would walk.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
    False Doors by oOo.RED Ink.oOo reviews
    They said their names were Edward Elric and Ling Yao, and they were just as confused as to how they had ended up in the Department of Mysteries as everyone else.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
    But Water Is Wider by Misato reviews
    When a long ago crossroads deal brings hellhounds to his door Neal knows the only thing he can do is run - and as soon as this Winchester case is through he intends to do just that. The web is deeper than he knows, and in its snares secrets are exposed and bonds tested. When hellhounds come baying for blood, even angels have nowhere to hide. D/C, Peter/El, Sam, Neal & the WC crew.
    Crossover - Supernatural & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Castiel, Elizabeth B. - Complete
    Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam by DietBiohazard reviews
    Edward's life has been stuck in a constant downward spiral. Bedridden for two weeks is not high on his to-do list, and definitely not while having to train a young alchemist who thinks Ed is some kind of messiah. Brotherhood Centric, EdxRoy
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,520 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Beauty, the Beast by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
    The BAU receives their most baffling case yet - girls being killed without any cause of death. And things just keep getting weirder when two strangers show up out of nowhere and claim they know what's going on. Aliens, of course. Reid whump to come.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,385 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
    An Echo is a Powerful Thing by Eldunari Liduen reviews
    Of all the people he never thought he would see again, she was near the top of the list. The Doctor 11th meets Jenny… though she hasn't the slightest clue who he is… and she's regenerated. Post-series 6 with Amy and Rory back on the TARDIS.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
    Playing God by The Flamel Cult reviews
    I thought the dull aching was something other than my demise. As it turned out, I was sorely mistaken. Perhaps I should listen to Alphonse more; maybe then there wouldn't be another bloody tragedy that would, inevitably, end it all. For good.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,445 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
    Before my Grave by Walking Backwards reviews
    HP/FMA Crossover. Voldemort has discovered a secret he is willing to use at his disposal, but nothing goes right: for anyone. Voldemort's willing to make adjustments. Ed just wants to go home. AU 6th year. Revamped/Continued.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Draco M., Edward E.
    Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
    Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
    White Collar: The Eye of Sita by Phoenix-cry reviews
    D.C Art Crimes brings Peter on a case that holds a piece of the puzzle of Neal's past. Neal, enjoying the D.C art scene, stumbles on a crime that is a work of art in and of itself. When the two cases cross paths they'll need all their skills to solve them
    White Collar - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,858 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    The Waterstone of the Wise by zosimos reviews
    It is the year 1937. Edward Elric and Indiana Jones team up to take down Wilhem von Eiselstein; a Nazi occultist who is hell-bent on finding the Philosopher's Stone - and he knows that the Elric brothers are the key to its creation.
    Crossover - Indiana Jones & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
    Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
    Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
    Lelouch of the Revolution by Lilyflower1987 reviews
    What if by a chance of fate an unwitting Prince Clovis had stumbled upon Lelouch and Nunnally before the Shinjuku incident ever happened? They say the future is not set in stone but destiny will not be cheated. Chapters 1-10 re-reeditied, more to come soon.
    Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,891 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lelouch L.
    We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
    John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Early Lunch by Rainey13 reviews
    Neal just wanted to go to lunch a little early that day. But life has a way of getting complicated. Set post-Checkmate in Season 3.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Neal C., Sara E. - Complete
    In Pursuit of Reason by Megami.Ze reviews
    Ed struggles to come to terms with the fact that his life has blossomed into something beautiful, and yet for the two people he respects the most... things haven't changed at all. Royai. EdWin.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
    Running Up That Hill by Late Night Iridescence reviews
    Who says women can't be King? Whether she's driving Ace half mad or taking the Grand Line by storm, Monkey D. Luffy will prove herself worthy of that fiercely sought title despite her gender. But her journey doesn't end there. FemLuffy AceLu ZoLu ShanLu ABANDONED
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
    Hands Off! by MoonClaimed reviews
    "Lord knows Edward was never going to get a clue, but Winry finally got the kick in the pants she needed to make a move." This is that kick in the pants. Or The Dangers of Meeting Childhood Friends.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Homecoming Hill by TreeStar reviews
    ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.
    One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,662 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zoro, Luffy
    Penance by Laora reviews
    The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
    A Tale of Suspension: Lonely in the Dark by PhoenixDragonDreamer reviews
    That is after all, what one did while in distress - put out a call, see if anyone in the whole wide universe will answer. Just to see if on mere chance an answer would be forthcoming...
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
    Forged Smile by ButtermilkCavalry reviews
    "Peter would get his wife back home. And his dog an a leash." Takes place right after 3.10 Countdown. I have no idea how cruel I'll be in the future, so be warned. Neal will get hurt, probably worse than intended. No slash
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,903 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    If You Play With Fire, by canadianscanget reviews
    How did a stolen Rembrandt find its way onto a wall in the FBI? Now it's missing? How far does Peter have to go for Neal? The painting? Neal's history, family and then some. Bit of real Art theft history. Violence. Language. Enjoy! COMPLETE! beta'd mam711
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,401 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    White Collar: The Nightingale by Phoenix-cry reviews
    When Neal is kidnapped by an admirer of his work things go from bad to worse when he's forced into forging a very unusual piece that may be more than he can handle, meanwhile Peter is faced with figuring out if Neal is truly in trouble or just running an elaborate con in a bid for freedom.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,961 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Exhibit by Mirrankei reviews
    Owen, Tosh, and Ianto find themselves kidnapped to the future. Stuck in space 2000 years in the future, they become part of an Earth exhibit in the station museum. But the portal that brought them is broken, and a visiting Time Lord smells a trap...
    Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
    Ordinary Day by Rainey13 reviews
    An otherwise ordinary day takes on a dangerous note when Diana and Neal are kidnapped.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Neal C., Diana - Complete
    To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
    "A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
    Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
    Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
    Blood and Wine Are Red by Sameuspegasus reviews
    Dean, Sam, and a newly human Castiel head to New York to investigate a cursed painting. They walk right into the White Collar team's undercover operation. Post season 6 AU SPN/ season 3ish WC.
    Crossover - Supernatural & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
    The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
    The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
    Damage Control by BookkeeperThe reviews
    Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,696 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
    From The Ashes by Tobi Tortue reviews
    1200 years after the end of Britannia's Golden Age, history and archeology student Phoenix Zero studies abroad in Eastern America, exploring the long-lost Royal Britannian Cemetery. What he uncovers is only the beginning of the adventure.
    Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,929 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Lelouch L., Zero
    Revelations by Rainey13 reviews
    Tag to Season 3 Episode "Scott Free" - Neal's profile of 'Robin Hoodie' seemed to hit a little close to home, and Diana is determined to get some answers.
    White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Neal C., Diana - Complete
    To See Through the Dark by PhantomAlchemist reviews
    When Edward gets Winry pregnant, he thinks things can’t get any worse. He’s forced to change his opinion when she doesn’t make it through the birth, and he is left to care for the child on his own. Parental!HughesxEd, Parental!RoyxEd, self-mutilation, AU
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward E., Maes H.
    The Brilliance of Imperfection by Sophie'thegeek reviews
    She lost him, he thinks she's dead. When they finally find eachother, the Doctor realises that Brilliance doesn't mean being perfect, and she realises that there's more to a Hero than first impressions.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
    Twilight Wishes by StarKatt427 reviews
    "Four days. Edward had already been back home for four days, and he hadn't said anything to Winry about proposing to her at the train station seven months ago." - Brotherhood/manga based.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Trust and Verify by Rainey13 reviews
    The Department of Justice is in town, and the lead agent is not a fan of criminal consultants. Neal's been warned to toe the line until the inquiry is done, but sometimes circumstances just don't leave many choices... Set mid-Season 1
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Drowning by Lisa Paris reviews
    It would be crazy to go into the water, it must be barely thirty-two degrees . . .
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
    Trapped by Rainey13 reviews
    The trust between Peter and Neal was shattered at the end of "Under the Radar." So when a new case goes wrong will they be able to work together to resolve it?
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,625 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Byzantine by Laora reviews
    The longer Harry talked to Edward Elric, the less he seemed to know about the strange boy.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
    Baptism by YamiTami reviews
    Ed would do anything for his brother, and he did. Now he has to live with the consequences. //short chapters, vaguely stated rape, breakdowns, homosexuality, spoilers through the movie//
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,123 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward E., Russell T.
    Empty Bottles by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
    He couldn't help himself. Not after seeing her face again. Not after seeing her SMILE again. How many bottles would it take to make him forget for another night this time?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
    The In Between Years by Phreakycat reviews
    "Neal's spent his whole life trying to wash away the stains other people have left on him." A character study. Please heed the warnings.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Three Kinds of Hell by TJ-TeeJay reviews
    With Peter incapacitated, Neal is assigned a temporary new handler. Running through the city and spending evenings at various hospitals starts taking its toll on Neal. PG-13, Gen.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Unintended Consequences by Partly reviews
    Just exactly what does the BAU want with Neal Caffrey?
    Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Neal C. - Complete
    Changes by BiJane reviews
    Temporal flux detected at Hogwarts: Doctor goes to see, and finds out things are going very, very differently to how they should. Set in first book.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
    Titan of Industry by Kiki Cabou reviews
    Neal reveals an unusual hobby during a stakeout, and it enriches his life in amazing and amusing ways. A collection of four short stories. Winner, Best Comedy, at the 2011 White Collar Awards.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
    At What Price? by Rainey13 reviews
    There's a recession on, and the economy is tough all over. But what happens when budget cuts hit a little too close to home for the White Collar unit?
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,859 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Con and Profile by Rainey13 reviews
    Neal and El get caught up in a violent bank robbery. Also features characters from Criminal Minds so some of it will make a little more sense if you know them too. Rated for some violence and language.
    White Collar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
    Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
    Sêl Euraidd by Winds of Water reviews
    Roy was only seeking a vacation when he purchased a little cottage on the Bay. What he found instead was a love that would forever turn his life upside down. Roy/Ed.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 83,188 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Healing Scars by Bookwrm389 reviews
    Sequel to Open Wounds. Ed returns to Rush Valley with one goal in mind. To hunt down the one who assaulted his mechanic. When outright violence fails, Ed resolves to beat the guy at his own game...whether Winry wants him to or not.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,656 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
    We All Fall Down by Erin Giles reviews
    When someone comes at Torchwood through their families they have to make a choice between what they love and what they protect. Secrets from the past are unearthed the team come close to splitting forever, but there's one last secret no one knows about.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
    A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
    Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
    Delicious Ambiguity by ShiandSaisei reviews
    Some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Set during 5th book
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward E.
    Suspect by mouse8 reviews
    Neal is arrested for murder. Chapter 7 Up. Story completed.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Left by the Common Denominator reviews
    Peter has to be away from the office for a while, and comes back to find his partner changed.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Two Way Streets by Spooky-Girl reviews
    It was hard not to be sorry when your hands were covered in another man's blood. An alternate ending to Home Invasion.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Neal C., Peter B.
    Shiver by altol reviews
    The five times Edward Elric made Winry Rockbell shiver...and the one time he didn't.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Poetry in Motion by tearsofamiko reviews
    Just as the elevator doors start to slide shut, she sees a shadow separate itself from the gloom in the semi-lit office. ONE-SHOT
    White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
    Part and Parcel, Partner by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
    Neal is injured and overwhelmed with pain while using his skills to rescue innocents. Peter helps. not slash
    White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Ophelia Drowning by SaintDogStreet reviews
    Pre-Series. Somewhere between New York and Peter's hotel room, Neal had managed to lose most of his clothes. Neal/Peter. Sort of. Not really. Oneshot.
    White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Working Lunch by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
    Don't you hate it when someone steals your lunch from the break room refrigerator? So does Agent Ruiz.
    White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
    Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
    The Shot by IsmayDeVain reviews
    A man walks into a coffee shop and takes a hostage...wait, where's the punch line? One partner has to make a decision to save the others life.
    White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
    Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
    Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Harry Potter and The Fullmetal Alchemist by HiBob reviews
    Another Edward Elric meets Harry Potter fanfic. Actually, Ed meets the Wizengamot. Something to do with murder and using the Dark Arts.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
    Diaspora by Tramontana Keeper reviews
    Trapped in a world where displacees from other dimensions are a common occurrence, Ed was promised that he would be sent home within a few weeks. But nothing in Ed's life is ever that simple. Movie AU, full series spoilers.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
    1923, The Only Fault by Iluxia reviews
    Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    An Interesting Year by EdElricFan1001 reviews
    While on a mission at school as a guard, Ed bites off a little more than he can chew. MAJOR SPOLIER WARNING!DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ALL OF THE FMA SERIES AND READ ALL OF HBP!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,938 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
    Forgotten by ZaKai reviews
    COMPLETE: When Ed shows up unexpectedly after a two year disappearance, Roy tries to help him and learns that there is a darker meaning to the words 'equivalent exchange':Suspense, Psychological, Dark, Divergence, COMPLETE:
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,938 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Fullmetal Hogwarts by fighting-dreamer179 reviews
    When transported through the gate to save his brother's life, Ed finds himself stuck at Hogwarts. He must protect those around him from the dangers of both worlds while searching for a way back home. Crossover of Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist FMA .
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Edward E.
    Invert by Marz1 reviews
    HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
    The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
    He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
    Let Me Go by Shadewolf7 reviews
    Just let me go, Mustang. Let me go.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    The Fall & Rise of Creed Diskence by KosagiNoLegion reviews
    A Black Cat AU Fic Manga only: When the only one who can save you is the one who hates you most, your only hope is pity. Ch. 6972: April 13 fast approaches. What do you give the Cat who has everything?
    Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 262,575 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/15/2004
    Conversion by Arathe reviews
    Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    At war with Angels by Chibi Haku reviews
    Meet Edward, your average low class teen in the year 3050. Except for one thing. Every night, before he sleeps, he feels like he has wings. [AU, cussing and violence. RoyXEd]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,728 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Wrench in the Gears by Tramontana Keeper reviews
    One moment of careless anger could lose Edward his chance of ever returning home. movie fic, slight AU.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
    The Ninety–nine Percent Rule by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
    Ninety–nine times out of a hundred, Ed's reputation worked in his favor. It was the one chance in a hundred that threw him off guard. Gen.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
    Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Level of Awareness by BC reviews
    You look at me and see a twelve-year-old. I want it like that. Who's interested in what goes on in my head? Well... for all I care... Use me as you wish if Al gets the life he deserves. EdxRoy, Ed's POV.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Abstention by Asidian reviews
    An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
    Cycle Infinity by Hitokiri-san reviews
    Stranded in Germany where even his rocketry research cannot aid him, Edward learns that not every counterpart of his old friends stayed by his side out of simple goodwill.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Short by Mikkeneko reviews
    I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
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    The Ultimate Self-Insert Fanfiction reviews
    Three twenty-something sort-of friends fall into the world of Harry Potter and proceed to fuck shit up. Things will, eventually, get even more ridiculous.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015
    Two Dead Men reviews
    One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Creed & Train – Drabbles & One-shots.
    Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Train H., Creed D.
    Torn reviews
    For the first time since meeting him, she began to doubt. If Ed had given his life for his brother's- equivalent exchange, he said- then…then where was Alphonse? ...Ed finds himself alive after his last transmutation, in a strange place, full of creatures and half-people. But something else is amiss here, and what Ed doesn't know may just be his undoing.
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,191 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Edward E., Ichigo K.
    An Interrogation? reviews
    Ed & Al cross a Gate, are captured by Gods of Death and a Strawberry and are told they are a little bit dead themselves. Also, Aizen pisses Ed off, and so they break up. But thats okay, because Kisuke has a hat. These are deleted scenes from my multichapter fic Torn (check it out) that I couldn't bare to part with. Mostly crack!fic, but some are horrendously gushy. Flames welcome!
    Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Edward E., K. Urahara - Complete
    Marie Jois vs A Thousand Suns reviews
    Possible re-write in progress. Look, I'm going to be honest with you. They don't care. Well, some- very few- do, like me. But that's not going to change anything. We can't even say anything in case we end up like the rest. But you- and your crew- you could do it. We've all heard the stories. It would be easy... even with only four months to live.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012
    Tower of Cards reviews
    One Piece has been found, and the seas are churning under the sheer numbers of the newest, strongest pirate era yet. The balance has shifted, and the Jacks of the Marine Corps are losing both ground and influence. The Kings and Queens of the World Government are crumbling. But someone has an Ace up there sleeve...
    One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012