Author has written 6 stories for One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Cat, Harry Potter, and Bleach.
I hope you are all aware that I am insane.
Its an occupational hazard (I'm not sure which occupation I got it from, but I assure you, I got it)
As such, I am of an extremely paranoid nature, and deem it utterly unecessary to tell you anything about myself.
Because I enjoy being shrouded in mystery.
And although I do not have green hair, nor copious amounts of money, I am nevertheless composed of pure awesome.
No really, it's my chemical make-up. And if I don't point out my awesomeness to someone daily, I may die.
Fawn over me and my terminal condition!
And read my fics... AND THEN REVIEW.
My hair commands it of thee, as does my midriff.
Oh, but I can tell you I'm of the convict persuasion. I'm related to a Captain Thunderbolt or somethiing similar.
Telling you that's alright, as it explains the koala.
As an insane person, I make it my business to be up-to-date with all the protocols for the Mental Health hotline. This is the transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute:
"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.