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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Naruto, Ben 10, and Angel.
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BELOWfind: parody Merry CHRISTMAS NARUTO Jingle Bells song AND own Creepy HALLOWEEN poem
I write for stress relief as well as for personal enjoyment, so I try to keep my stories light-hearted and humour-filled. However, depending on my mood and my motivation for writing, my stories may get dark or have triggery themes BUT I will always give WARNING
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Wishing EVERYONE a Very Merry CHRISTMAS!! Even IF you're Not a NARUSASU fan! (&/or its not Christmas ;)
ღThis is a CRACK version of Jingle Bells NARUTO-style! My sister and I did this RANDOMLY, FOR A LAUGH sometime in July 2012, mostly because we were talking about all the different CRACK VERSIONS of this one Christmas Song, (it was really random), but I thought I'd post it anyway... ENJOY!! And I claim NO rights to the original song or any other spoofs there of and I'm not making any money off it, so please DON'T SUE ME!...
Jingle bells, Naruto smells
He’s the worst ninja
He loves ramen far too much
And is a mischief prankster -Ay!
Jingle bells, Naruto smells
Sasuke-kun wants his revenge
Naruto is real surprised.
Dashing through the tree-ees
Orange, blue, pink and gre-ey
On to fire count-try
Ninja on our way -Heyhey!
Fighting the bad gu-uys
This will be our da-ay
Won’t stop until-we-die
It’s our ninja way.
Oh! Jingle bells, Sakura smells
Sasuke is the best
Naruto says “‘ttebayo”
And Kakashi reads book se-Ex!
Jingle bells, Akatsuki smells
“Sasuke-kun I want your form”
And Itachi drops down dead.
Two years or so lat-ter
Naruto still chases on-n
Sasuke is real stub-born
He just won’t come back ho-ome --
Dressing like a strip-per
Sasuke looked pretty ga-ay
When he took off-his-shirt
His foe don’t live another day.
Oh! Jingle bells, Sakura (still) smells
Sasuke turns out gay
Naruto cries “‘ttebayo!”
But Sasuke still says na-ay -Hey!
Jingle bells, Tobi smells
He made Sas-suke-cry
He has an evil plan
In which everybody dies.
Ho! Jingle bells, Kabuto smells
Yes, he’s also bad
Itachi is back from death
And Sasuke thinks he’s gone ma-ad -Sad!
Jingle bells, Madara smells
Turns out he’s not-Tob-bi
“Oooh that scum we’re not afraid!
We’ll win as, Great Shin.No.Biii!!!"
By Chase3136 & YukiKagami
Please DON'T copy & paste this! DO feel free to leave a comment on our CRACK attempt at Naruto humour. It's bad but amusing... maybe.
The Bells Toll, Kishimoto
This End To Your Tale
Sucks So Hard You Lying Bastard
NARUTO That Epic Fail!
My feelings are mixed about the end of the Manga. On one hand, the bonus chorus pretty much sums it up. But on the other hand, Kishimoto was telling his own love story which, of course, ended with him married to his wife while in love with his best friend. So, really? I shouldn't be as disappointed as I am. If you need someone to rant to about this, I am here for you.
My own creation. It looked better with the graphic writing I made for my friend and I tried to replicate it a bit with bold and italics but it still falls a little flat, sorryღ Wishing everyone a Spooky October 31st!!
Hope you have a scream
the holidAy is here
one of horror and of fear
on this night of ghostLy talk
watch out for the dead that walk
the darkness will reach out to you
i wish you Luck to get through
you're in for a TRICK OR TREAT
you never know who you'll meet
wander rOund town if you dare
what was before isn't there
in the dark where nightmares roam
you'll Wish you were safe at home
tucked up in bed you won't slEep
listen to the floorboards creep
maybe it's all a bad dream
never is it what it seEms
although sometimes it must
everything you can't trust
keep safe out of sight
and live out toNight
Please don't copy. Thank you.ღ
FangirlSqueeList (&WillWriteFicsFor): Buffy the Vampire Slayer Harry Potter - Kyo Kara Maoh! - Sukisho (ItendtomentioninYuuRamfics) - Naruto - Family Guy (IloveStewiesomuchdon'tjudgeme) - TEEN WOLF - Ben 10 - Ultimate Spiderman (possibly) - MARVEL
FavouritePairings: YuuRam ... StErek ... DraRry ... SpUffy ... ThorKi ... BeVin ... NaruSasu
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A QUOTE I LIKE:
She had blue skin,
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PAIRINGS I Support (TopXBottom-SemeXUke-DominantXSubmissive)! SwitchingIsPermitted!
BtVS: BuffyXSpike (OTP) - JennyXGiles (1st choice) vs. GilesXJoyce vs. GilesXAnya - XanderXEmpada vs. XanderXCordelia - WillowXTara - FaithXRobin vs. FaithXBuffy (onesided headcanon) - AngelusXSpike (past onesided headcanon) - I eventually want to complete an AllHumanHighSchoolAU! Angle!Flaming, Parker!Clouting and Riley!Bashing (note: ALL misogynists, for irony no doubt) are mandatory!!!
HP: HarryXDraco (OTP) - HermioneXRon (Canon) vs. HermioneXVictor & RonXLavender - DeanXGinny (Canon...their breakup was just too convenient) vs. VictorXGinny & DeanXSeamus (almost Canon!) - HannahXNeville (Canon) - LilyXSnape (AU) - GrindelwaldXDumbledore (Canon! YES!) - SiriusXRemusXSirius -SnapeXLupin (unsure, I just want Snape to be happy and I love werewolf slash) - Asexual!Charley - Bi!Fred (I'm suspicious, aren't you??).
Also as sidepairings (mostly for drama/angst purposes): HarryXGinny (I love that JK regrets everything Ginny) - SnapeXDraco (a guilty pleasure) - ANYONExDraco (I revel in Jealous!Harry). Ginny!Grilling is welcome although not necessary.
KKM!: YūriXWolfram (OTP) - ShinouXDaikenja (XMurata) - ConradXYozak - GwendalXGünter - GretaXBeatrice (kawii!) - ShōriXJeneus - GiselaXAdalbert - CecilieXFanvalen - RavenXStoffle - BeriasXSaralegui (incest?! Gasp!). Sara!Slander is allowed although not strictly necessary, he is SO canon-evil. #YuuRam4Eva
Naruto (Shippuden): NarutoXSasukexNaruto (OTP) - TamariXShikamaru - KibaXHinata - SakuraXLee (he'd be good for her I think) - InoXChoji (ditto) - KarinXSaigutsu ('cause it amuses me) - KakashiXIruka (unsure) vs. KakashiXObito - GaaraXNeji (I don't even know why, other than it's hot) - ShinoXHana (canon? Although not one of my mainpairings) - OrochimaruXKabuto (obviously) - MadaraXHushirama (don't even kid that this isn't Canon).
Also as sidepairings (mostly for drama/angst purposes): NarutoXSai (Sasuke's replacement) - GaaraVs.Naruto (two semes come to blow...s) - GaaraXSasuke (two damaged people) - NarutoXNeji (Jealous!Sasuke?) - OrochimaruXSasuke (dark? funny? I don't know). Japanese men HAVE to marry and Kishimoto HAD to have a second generation main for his Narutoverse Sequel SO NaruSasu had always been and will always be THE TRUE CANON PAIRING because it should have & would have if only it could have been!
TEEN WOLF: DerekXStiles (OTP) demisexual!Derek&bisexual!Stiles - ScottXLydia - EricaXBoyd - AllisonXIsaac - SheriffXMelissa - DannyXJackson - MaliaXKira - PeterXPaige (theDesertWolfAU) Asexual!Cora - & I love Liam as Alpha!DerekXpackMom!Stiles' bb!beta (S4AU). #ETERNALSTEREK
Ben 10: KevinXBen (OTP) I blame my sister for this one. There is really NO good excuse - CharmcasterXGwen vs. GwenXCooper & CharmcasterXDarkstar - JulieXShip (LOL). also side pairings for plot purposes - past!KwarrelXKevin11 (headcanon) - Reinrassic(Reiny)XBen - VilgaxXBen. my sis should really stop making me watch this show!
Ultimate Spiderman: Peter(Spiderman)XFlash(Thomson) sister's fault again! - Mary-JaneXHarry(Venom) - Luke(PowerMan)XAva(WhiteTiger) - Danny(IronFist)XSam(Nova) - PhilXMay - Norman(GreenGoblin)XOtto(Dr.Octopus) (headcanon).
MARVEL: ThorXLoki (OTP) NOT INCEST! also BiSexual&TransfemaleCharacter. EPIC! - Pepper PottsXTony Stark(Iron Man) - Rogers(Captain America)XBucky(Winter Soldier) - Logan(Wolverine)XMarie(Rogue) - off the Movies because it gets soo much more complicated when going off the Comics because of the added characters and longer character journeys. So, sticking to the basics.
TheHomophobes&Haters Have Reached Me ATLast
These people have been leaving me hateful messages as a 'guest' with no thought out criticism, only telling me to 'die' and 'stop making everything gay'.
I'd heard about them from many Naruto blogs I follow on Tumblr and I get them ONLY on fics I post in the Naruto verse.
So, I wonder if Kishimoto is proud of the hateful fandom he has created with his soul-sucking ending to his manga and the epic re-write disaster that is "The Last"?
This should be a lesson for any Author: It won't matter if you had created something beautiful, something extraordinary if you let hate and prejudice dictate the result.
Kishimoto is not without blame because he surrendered his beautiful vision and willingly defiled His OWN Story in more ways than the obvious.
However, to all those hateful people: "I'm not giving up!" *Naruto voice*
[UPDATE: the same thing has happened within the Teen Wolf fandom because what was once a queer-friendly show/cast is now strictly and unapologetically hetero-only and queer-phobic. So, Kishimoto isn't the only foolish and insensitive creator out there, Jeff Davis is as well, only I expected better from Davis, much to my grievous disappointment.]
I NEVER apologised to this person so her derisive "acceptance" is MOOT. (See her profile, it might still be there). I DID apologise (and will still) to EVERYONE reading our spat and thinking to themselves, "Well, this is just stupid." which it absolutely was to begin with. That's my bad.
Anyone who wants to, can PM your opinions of this to me if you wish.
This woman pushed all my negative buttons. I feel exhausted just thinking about how aggrieved this person made me feel, which is why I wash my hands of her. Trying to reason with her was like banging my head against a brick wall, anyway. I accomplished nothing more than giving myself a splitting headache. As is my Just merit for acting so stupidly to begin with and now I am done.
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