the bonzai bandits
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Joined 04-17-12, id: 3927001, Profile Updated: 04-22-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Outsiders.

Unleash the fanbrat within.

We're the bonzai bandits. We were once two independent people (not that you need to know that) and now we act as one. We are slightly unstable, and share a burning love for both The Outsiders and Harry Potter. And while we wrote, it wasn't enough anymore - so we smashed the two together!

And lo and behold, our first fic together was born. Our baby (tear flick...)

We write for fun, and boy do we make it fun. Our fics (currently only one...) embody letting loose and going wild, and having fun with your wild thoughts and your bad self.

For all intents and purposes, we shall be known individually (only on this page) as the tequila bandit and the cougar bandit. We implore you not to ask.


From the tequila bandit

Hi! I'm one half of the bonzai bandits. I enjoy writing and reading. I also enjoy listening to music, and eating junk food. My idols are Eminem, Patrick Swayze, and Brad Pitt. My favorite character from the Outsiders is Two-Bit, and my favorite character from Harry Potter is Sirius Black.

Enjoy our fics; we certainly enjoyed writing them.


a note from the cougar bandit

The other half of the bonzai bandits – the better half, of course – is a lovely person who just has the slightest disposition with the "corny romance" genre like Nicholas Sparks and Sarah Dessen. It's a guilty pleasure, okay? My idol is Norma Wallace - you don't need no man to protect you, just a 410 shotgun. Woman after my own heart! My favorite character from The Outsiders is definitely Dallas Winston, and for Harry Potter, it’d have to be Tonks.


Yes, we are out of our minds. Mind you, we share one, so that wouldn't be hard.

True Colors reviews
Their old school is burnt to the ground, and the gang is sent to Hogwarts. Being separated is hard enough, but when houses clash and relationships are tested, it's about what's underneath their colors that really matters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012