![]() Author has written 7 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Xiaolin Showdown, Harry Potter, Ruby Gloom, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hey guys, I just wanna say that someone reported some of the stories I had up, and the site took them down, when I obviously gave credit to the actual owners of the stories, so sorry if you wanted to read or have read and were waiting for updates on Adopters; Amber Russell, meet Toris Laurinaitis; and/or Katerina, or Mexico. And , B.T.W, I had permission to change some of Princess Harvest's "Helping the enemy", so the person who reported that story, I DID NOT DO ALL OF THAT EDITING FOR YOU TO REPORT IT AND GET THE SITE TO TAKE IT DOWN, SO YOU HAD BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! I thought this was hilarious. My Mother Taught Me THIS TOO Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (So true.) Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (No duh) Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. (Hee hee) Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (yeah...) Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (True...how do you act when no one is looking?) Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Or ambidextrous) Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (DON'T! IT IS GROSS!) Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Get it?) Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (Always...unless, ironically, it's for sports) Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (Not according to my English teacher) Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Cause my work stops there) Ø Some people are like Slinky’s ... Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (It's so funny!) Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. (OK. Not really right now...but maybe later) Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. (Anyone?) Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". (*Snicker*) Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (There is a difference, people!) Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" (Wonder what the shirt was actually for...) Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Raise your hand if you've done this) Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (So true) Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (What is wrong with this country?) Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (yup.) Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Who, me?) Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (Shut up! I'm trying to type!!) Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Or, if he does, give him less.) Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (WOO!! I GET TO RIDE THE DEATH TRAIN!) Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. (My cousins...) Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (True. So does chocolate) Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (I do!! I freaked my Mom out that way) Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go (Which am I? Let's walk away and find out...YEAH!...Ok, not funny) Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. ALSO THIS Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx,PFTones3482, Charlie A.K.A Goddess Chaos SO ME I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! AND THIS 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their buts off at the others. I found this on Lichylichy's profile who found this on PFTones3482's profile. Paraprosdokian sentences-- A paraprosdokian (from Greek meaning "beyond" and,meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first part. Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (I have tried five times too many.) Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (Hmmmm... sounds like someone I know) Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. (Kekkekkekkek) Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO TRUE!!!) Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (No duh, Sherlock.) Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Or ambidextrous. I agree with PFT) Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (You wanna hear knowledge? A tomato is, in fact, a vegetable. It is just the fruit part of a plant. Confusing, isn't it?) Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (BI [Emoticon]) Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (I would know. My mom works for the news station.) Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. ("Research" [I use the term lightly] is what runs America ) Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Cause the buck stops there! Wow, why do I know that quote off the top of my head?) Ø Some people are like Slinky’s ... Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (What? I wasn't paying attention. I was just watching some guy tumble down their apartment steps.) Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. (School prepares you for work. Why do people want to grow up again?) Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. (Paradox. Now the world will probably explode.) Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". (I mean, honestly. Who else would you want in an emergency?) Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (Yeah, it is usually my fault. By I've got Chronic Blame Syndrome.) Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" (... You know, I suppose those probably are.) Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Because if you say there isn't four billion, they'd make you count each one of them.) Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (Yeeeeeah, I may not be a girl, but I don't think anybody with no hair on their head and a beer gut would be sexy.) Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Because creepy guys started the pagent.) Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Duh.) Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Yeah, right. Now, where am I?) Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (WHAT? I can't hear you. Shut up Jin.) Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Don't diss a pessimistic outlook on life!) Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (Uuuuuh, no. I've sort of been once. It is actually fairly pleasant. Except for the short weirdos with the pitchforks...) Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. (Huh? You're supposed to be NICE to guests?) Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (Uuuuuum... sure. Whatever floates your tea.) Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (Scream? Me? I'd bite the Great White back!) Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go (That's me. Which one? You decide.) Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. (Don't think He works that way, either.) Along with this Many of my favorite quotes: If you fall down, I'll laugh at you, and then I'll help you up. Sorry, that's just the way I am. (PFTones3482) Don't judge me. You never know when I may need to save your life. (PFTones3482) Ice King (Adventure Time): What do you think Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static, and reach into the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one sided mirror. Technus (Danny Phantom): Another great idea! The heck with tutoring, you should be a teacher! Technus (Danny Phantom): I am Technus! Master of technology and destroyer of worlds! Whose your daddy? Sam (Danny Phantom): I didn't catch your name. Maybe you should yell it really loud. Finn (Adventure Time): No. Let's always be stupid! Forever! Joshua (Adventure Time): You just kissed a boom boom baby, so don't expect anymore sugar from me, until we wash your dirty, dirty face. Skipper (Madagascar): Chimichangas! These pillows are filled with baby birds! Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 1): I must honor the power of the off switch. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): First order of business when I rule the world, vaporize all mimes. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown): Ooooh! They're playing charades! Clay: Odd time fer fancy-pants parlor games but, you guys know best. Let's see... I reckon that's Dojo: Fabric softener! Er, um, an igloo! Er eh eh tooth decay! Dated ham! It's so cured ham! Clay: Nope. That's a monkey if I ever seen one. Maybe a lemur. Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): *Southern drawl* Eet's some sort oooof in-vis-ibull box. Hey, took him long enough. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): My first girl hug! May I have another? Kimiko: Easy Omi. One per customer. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): The Fist of Tebegone is mine. The Jetbootsu are mine. Hey, what's this? The Monkey Staff is mine too! I have the agility and the balance of a monkey. *tail pokes out from Jack's backside* Hey hey! And a really cool tail! Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Brrrr, this water is cold. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know how my cousin Nessie stands living here. Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention. Hey look, it's the loch ness monster. Random Scot: Hey look! It's the Loch Ness Monster! Dojo: See? Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): No where to go. It's here baby. Omi: Here? Kimiko: As in, right here? Dojo: That's where here traditionally means. Right here! Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Girls have tails?!? Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): What happened? I blinked and missed it. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got way, I think that went pretty well. Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 5): It's the Shen-ye-bu switcheroo! Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): No shen gong woo, loud music, a bumbling boy, and his useless robots. Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Evil and creepy. What a combination. Definition of Smiles. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Good hook, but I like something I can dance too. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): I'm not up in the slang you kids use. Does hunky still mean dreamy? Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): All good things in time, Jack. And some bad ones too. Wooya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 7): Nooooooo!! Jack: Inside voices please. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): Does Clay wear his boots to bed? Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!!! Clay: You don't have any legs. Dojo: What's your point? Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue. Ray: And the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): I will shake your milking parts instead. Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): What did I just land in? Clay: That would be a cow pie. Ray: No, I know pies. Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb. THIS IS NO PIE! Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): *Watching Clay and Clay's dad hug* Why don't we have a relationship like that? Wuya: I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys Jackie and let's go home. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): This trap wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my Xialolin Showdown. *others stare at him* Wait. That didn't come out right. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): *Xiaolin warriors fall onto Dojo's back one at a time*Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Four oofs. That's all of them. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): As in, Jackpot Spicer. That's my nickname you know. Wuya: It is so not. Jack: They don't need to know that. Smell you later losers! *Gets caught in Clay's lasso* Clay: You'll smell us now! Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Oh yes, squirrels are fearsome opponents. Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): At last! The Xiaolin Temple! Oooh, let me savor the moment. Aaaaah. Okay, let's crush them. Random Ranch Hand (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Derned talking gofers. Master Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 13): The zombies will wait in their goo. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Really? Nothing? All this time I thought you were these amazing Xiaolin geniuses, but you're just as lame as I am! Ahaha! Wait. That didn't coe out right. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Uhh. How do I explain the incetreces of manufactured temporal distortion to a simpleton cowboy? Aah! Time machine, need much power to work! Way more power than Jack can gen-ur-ate. Did you get that? Clay: Cowboy understand. Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 18): What happens in Panda Town, stays in Panda Town. Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): Actually, it's 963 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous. Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): WAAAAAAH! Dojo is out! It's the end of the world! Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 23): *Sitting in chair, reading Xiaolin Showdown Official Rule Book* Abub bub, wait wait. Oh, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out in the last two hundred years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one shen-gong-wu. I like this quote because of the actual conversation that was going on before it. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 24): For an evil villain, you have been very hospitable. Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): Don't play with the moon Jack. It's not a toy. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): I also call a Shea-in-bu dare. My golden tiger claws for your heart of Jong. Snowman: WAAAAAARRGGHH! Okay. Snowman accepts. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 27): Emporer Scorpion! Fearsome Four! I command you to... laugh evilly. Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* Jack: *Smiling* Now, laugh evilly while hopping on one leg! Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Hopping on one leg* Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's get out of here. Jack: Okay okay, one sec. Now, laugh evilly while uh, uh... TAP DANCING! Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Doing Irish jig* Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 28): I guess this makes me queen! Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 29): If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Once you become Raimundo, will you be a he, or a she? Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Hmm, according to the official rule book, you can be played for if you are over one half woo, and look kind of freakish. It's on page 121. Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 32): Wrong again! I show up at all of the battles I'm certain to lose! Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 34): Grasshopper doing dog paddle. Right here in black and white. Right next to spider doing hokey pokey. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): Hey, there's three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, poitics, and Omi's head. Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): I order you to spill your internal organs right now! Jack: What kind of sick people are you?!? Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): I'm not a girl! I'm a 15,000 year old spirit. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Ve-ery in-ter-esting. It says here that Alexander the Great had seven toes on one foot, and three on the other. Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Penmanship. Never a strong suit of the great masters. Blind Old Man (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): What!? I live in a cave?! Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): Actually, this very situation is covered in the wu training manual, under too bad sucker. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune, Chrysti Doofenshmirtz "Men may be kings but women are goddesses." If you feel every person on earth is insane and those who admit it are the ones in control of their minds, paste this to your profile. About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If anyone has ever called you crazy and you thanked them, paste this to your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them... and I mean ALL of them...) If you think that being unique is WAY better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES! If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you are one of those people who think they will NEVER fit in and would really rather not, copy and paste this on your profile If you don't watch Jersey Shore, Amercan Idol, or America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, and laugh at those who are, copy and paste this and add your name to it: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana, Lunarnerdette 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile. 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If you've ever read a fanfic, and thought, Oh my God this is the best fanfic ever copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. 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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, and that they couldn't hit to save their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I know some SCARY women who will punch you literally through a wall or two if they're in the mood to do so [ME being one of them]) If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed). I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else i'm locked up All day long. When i'm awake i'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. [x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [x]You're very happy-go-lucky. [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. [ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. [x]You're a good artist. [x]You can be clumsy at times. [x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. [ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" [ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (7/10) Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. [ ]Sausages are your favorite foods. [ ]You like to walk your dog. [ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. [ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [ ]You work very hard. [x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. [ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. [x]You've had issues with money once or twice . (2/10) Japan (Kiku Honda) [x]You're very mature [ ]You think everything over before saying it. [x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. [x]You isolated yourself during childhood. [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. [x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. [ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. [ ]You're good at practical tasks. [x] You need time to adjust to new people . (5/10) The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. [x]You think you're awesome. (I don't think I know!) [ ]You love to invent things. [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. [ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. [ ]You're terrified of ghosts. [x]You know aliens exist. [ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. [x]You wear glasses. (6/10) :D The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [ ]You like tea. [ ]You were quite tough as a kid. [x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. [ ]Your cooking is awful. [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... [ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. [x]You have tried doing black magic before. [ ]You get drunk quite easily. [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. [x] You're good at embroidery. (5/10) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [x]You're very affectionate. [ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. [ ]You like wine. [ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. [x]You love red roses. [ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. [x]You're very proud of yourself. [x]You love culture and the arts. [ ]You're very flamboyant. [ ]You say you're a gourmet . (4/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. [ ]You're very tall. [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. [x]You love sunflowers. [ ]You love vodka. [ ]You can seem intimidating to other people. [x]You're very strong. [ ]You carry a metal-like pole around everywhere. [x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (5/10) China (Wang Yao) [x]You're very mature. [ ]You're very superstitious. [x]You're very religious. [x]You love pandas.(Who doesn't?) [ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. [ ]You love Hello Kitty. [x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. [ ]You work hard. [x]You're good at drawing. [x]You like sweets . (6/10) Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x]You are very well-raised. [x]You're polite. [ ]You love classical music. [x]You like cake. (Who doesn't?) [ ]You have a mole on your face. [x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. [x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. [ ]You've composed music before. [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick) [x]You wear glasses . (7/10) Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. [ ]You look younger than you actually are. [ ]You love hockey. [x]You love polar bears. [x]You hate fighting. [ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. [x]You often get mistaken for someone else. [ ]You feel under-appreciated. [ ]You're bilingual. [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (6/10) Cuba [ ]You smoke. [ ]You're very physically strong. [ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights. [x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. [ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. [x]You like hot weather. [x]You can be very friendly from time to time. [ ]You look very tough on the outside. [x]You make a very nice role-model. [ ]You don't let people get a word in edgewise. (4/10) Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [ ]You have a potty-mouth. [ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair. [x]You used to be a very tough kid. (I still am) [ ]You're very reliable. [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. [x]You're very faithful. [ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (5/10) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. [x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. [x]You're very serious. [ ]You have a lot of patience. [ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... [x]You're not very confident. [x]You were quite rebellious as a child. [ ]People tend to walk all over you. [ ]You're a born worrier. (5/10) Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. [x]You're quite hyperactive. [x]You can be quite goofy. [x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [x]You're very wary of strangers. [x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. [ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies. [x]You get up to lots of crazy antics . (9/10) Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt) [ ]You're quite mean-spirited. [x]You're a bit of a hooligan. :P [x]You're very loyal. [x]You're very good at tactics. [ ]You hate Russia. [ ]You love to fight people. [ ]You can avoid marriages quite well [x]You're not always taken seriously. [ ]You like drinking. [x]You want to become stronger. (5/10) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [x]You are clueless about things around you. [x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. [x]You're very responsible. [x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. [ ]You love churros. [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. [x]Somehow, you like bananas. [x]You often offer food to people. [x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of (ITALIAN) brothers. (9/10) (Oh YEAH *Does Vector-styled pelvic thrusts* My Fave {MALE} character that I don't have a crush on) South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. [x]You like to order people around. [ ]You're a scaredy-cat. [ ]You curse a lot. [x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. [x]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like heck. [x]You love tomatoes a lot. [x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. [x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (8/10) If you wish those stupid kids would give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile. 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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile. CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i! If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.), then copy this into your profile! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. 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When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! .. You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating. (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Did you know... 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you Fave song is DISCO POGO mother fudgers! Zeus You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are Hydrophobic 2/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic 9/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 9/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 7/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 8/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 10/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. 4/10 APHRODITE Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 1/10 HERMES You like pick-pocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 7/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 1/10 Wow! I am the daughter of either Hades (Which is never bad) or Poseidon (Cool guy) and would be a perfect hunter of Artemis! SWEET!!!!!! Hey, most of my stories are going to be on hiatus. I know that people hate it, I hate it too, but I just can't think of good things to put in my stories without rushing relationships or something. Sorry. I will post new stories, though! |