Chrysti Doofenshmirtz
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Joined 04-17-12, id: 3927181, Profile Updated: 12-14-13
Author has written 7 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Xiaolin Showdown, Harry Potter, Ruby Gloom, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey guys, I just wanna say that someone reported some of the stories I had up, and the site took them down, when I obviously gave credit to the actual owners of the stories, so sorry if you wanted to read or have read and were waiting for updates on Adopters; Amber Russell, meet Toris Laurinaitis; and/or Katerina, or Mexico. And , B.T.W, I had permission to change some of Princess Harvest's "Helping the enemy", so the person who reported that story, I DID NOT DO ALL OF THAT EDITING FOR YOU TO REPORT IT AND GET THE SITE TO TAKE IT DOWN, SO YOU HAD BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

I thought this was hilarious.

My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

THIS TOO

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (So true.)

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (No duh)

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. (Hee hee)

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (yeah...)

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (True...how do you act when no one is looking?)

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Or ambidextrous)

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (DON'T! IT IS GROSS!)

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Get it?)

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (Always...unless, ironically, it's for sports)

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (Not according to my English teacher)

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Cause my work stops there)

Ø Some people are like Slinky’s ... Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (It's so funny!)

Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. (OK. Not really right now...but maybe later)

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. (Anyone?)

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". (*Snicker*)

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (There is a difference, people!)

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" (Wonder what the shirt was actually for...)

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Raise your hand if you've done this)

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (So true)

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (What is wrong with this country?)

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (yup.)

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Who, me?)

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (Shut up! I'm trying to type!!)

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Or, if he does, give him less.)

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (WOO!! I GET TO RIDE THE DEATH TRAIN!)

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. (My cousins...)

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (True. So does chocolate)

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (I do!! I freaked my Mom out that way)

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go (Which am I? Let's walk away and find out...YEAH!...Ok, not funny)

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

ALSO THIS

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx,PFTones3482, Charlie A.K.A Goddess Chaos

SO ME

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

AND THIS

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their buts off at the others.

I found this on Lichylichy's profile who found this on PFTones3482's profile.

Paraprosdokian sentences-- A paraprosdokian (from Greek meaning "beyond" and,meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first part.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (I have tried five times too many.)

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (Hmmmm... sounds like someone I know)

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. (Kekkekkekkek)

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO TRUE!!!)

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (No duh, Sherlock.)

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (Or ambidextrous. I agree with PFT)

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (You wanna hear knowledge? A tomato is, in fact, a vegetable. It is just the fruit part of a plant. Confusing, isn't it?)

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (BI [Emoticon])

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (I would know. My mom works for the news station.)

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. ("Research" [I use the term lightly] is what runs America )

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. (Cause the buck stops there! Wow, why do I know that quote off the top of my head?)

Ø Some people are like Slinky’s ... Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. (What? I wasn't paying attention. I was just watching some guy tumble down their apartment steps.)

Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. (School prepares you for work. Why do people want to grow up again?)

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. (Paradox. Now the world will probably explode.)

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". (I mean, honestly. Who else would you want in an emergency?)

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. (Yeah, it is usually my fault. By I've got Chronic Blame Syndrome.)

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" (... You know, I suppose those probably are.)

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (Because if you say there isn't four billion, they'd make you count each one of them.)

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (Yeeeeeah, I may not be a girl, but I don't think anybody with no hair on their head and a beer gut would be sexy.)

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Because creepy guys started the pagent.)

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Duh.)

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (Yeah, right. Now, where am I?)

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! (WHAT? I can't hear you. Shut up Jin.)

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Don't diss a pessimistic outlook on life!)

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (Uuuuuh, no. I've sort of been once. It is actually fairly pleasant. Except for the short weirdos with the pitchforks...)

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. (Huh? You're supposed to be NICE to guests?)

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (Uuuuuum... sure. Whatever floates your tea.)

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. (Scream? Me? I'd bite the Great White back!)

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go (That's me. Which one? You decide.)

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. (Don't think He works that way, either.)

Along with this

Many of my favorite quotes:

If you fall down, I'll laugh at you, and then I'll help you up. Sorry, that's just the way I am. (PFTones3482)

Don't judge me. You never know when I may need to save your life. (PFTones3482)

Ice King (Adventure Time): What do you think Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static, and reach into the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one sided mirror.

Technus (Danny Phantom): Another great idea! The heck with tutoring, you should be a teacher!

Technus (Danny Phantom): I am Technus! Master of technology and destroyer of worlds! Whose your daddy?

Sam (Danny Phantom): I didn't catch your name. Maybe you should yell it really loud.

Finn (Adventure Time): No. Let's always be stupid! Forever!

Joshua (Adventure Time): You just kissed a boom boom baby, so don't expect anymore sugar from me, until we wash your dirty, dirty face.

Skipper (Madagascar): Chimichangas! These pillows are filled with baby birds!

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 1): I must honor the power of the off switch.

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): First order of business when I rule the world, vaporize all mimes.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown): Ooooh! They're playing charades!

Clay: Odd time fer fancy-pants parlor games but, you guys know best. Let's see... I reckon that's

Dojo: Fabric softener! Er, um, an igloo! Er eh eh tooth decay! Dated ham! It's so cured ham!

Clay: Nope. That's a monkey if I ever seen one. Maybe a lemur.

Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): *Southern drawl* Eet's some sort oooof in-vis-ibull box. Hey, took him long enough.

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 2): My first girl hug! May I have another?

Kimiko: Easy Omi. One per customer.

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): The Fist of Tebegone is mine. The Jetbootsu are mine. Hey, what's this? The Monkey Staff is mine too! I have the agility and the balance of a monkey. *tail pokes out from Jack's backside* Hey hey! And a really cool tail!

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Brrrr, this water is cold. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know how my cousin Nessie stands living here. Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention. Hey look, it's the loch ness monster.

Random Scot: Hey look! It's the Loch Ness Monster!

Dojo: See?

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): No where to go. It's here baby.

Omi: Here?

Kimiko: As in, right here?

Dojo: That's where here traditionally means. Right here!

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 3): Girls have tails?!?

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): What happened? I blinked and missed it.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 4): Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got way, I think that went pretty well.

Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 5): It's the Shen-ye-bu switcheroo!

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): No shen gong woo, loud music, a bumbling boy, and his useless robots.

Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Evil and creepy. What a combination. Definition of Smiles.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): Good hook, but I like something I can dance too.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): I'm not up in the slang you kids use. Does hunky still mean dreamy?

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 6): All good things in time, Jack. And some bad ones too.

Wooya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 7): Nooooooo!!

Jack: Inside voices please.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): Does Clay wear his boots to bed?

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!!!

Clay: You don't have any legs.

Dojo: What's your point?

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 8): It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.

Ray: And the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): I will shake your milking parts instead.

Ray (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): What did I just land in?

Clay: That would be a cow pie.

Ray: No, I know pies. Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb. THIS IS NO PIE!

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 10): *Watching Clay and Clay's dad hug* Why don't we have a relationship like that?

Wuya: I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys Jackie and let's go home.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): This trap wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my Xialolin Showdown. *others stare at him* Wait. That didn't come out right.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 11): *Xiaolin warriors fall onto Dojo's back one at a time*Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Four oofs. That's all of them.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): As in, Jackpot Spicer. That's my nickname you know.

Wuya: It is so not.

Jack: They don't need to know that. Smell you later losers! *Gets caught in Clay's lasso*

Clay: You'll smell us now!

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Oh yes, squirrels are fearsome opponents.

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): At last! The Xiaolin Temple! Oooh, let me savor the moment. Aaaaah. Okay, let's crush them.

Random Ranch Hand (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 12): Derned talking gofers.

Master Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 13): The zombies will wait in their goo.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Really? Nothing? All this time I thought you were these amazing Xiaolin geniuses, but you're just as lame as I am! Ahaha! Wait. That didn't coe out right.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 14): Uhh. How do I explain the incetreces of manufactured temporal distortion to a simpleton cowboy? Aah! Time machine, need much power to work! Way more power than Jack can gen-ur-ate. Did you get that?

Clay: Cowboy understand.

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 18): What happens in Panda Town, stays in Panda Town.

Fung (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): Actually, it's 963 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 20): WAAAAAAH! Dojo is out! It's the end of the world!

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 23): *Sitting in chair, reading Xiaolin Showdown Official Rule Book* Abub bub, wait wait. Oh, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out in the last two hundred years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one shen-gong-wu. I like this quote because of the actual conversation that was going on before it.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 24): For an evil villain, you have been very hospitable.

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): Don't play with the moon Jack. It's not a toy.

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 26): I also call a Shea-in-bu dare. My golden tiger claws for your heart of Jong.

Snowman: WAAAAAARRGGHH! Okay. Snowman accepts.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 27): Emporer Scorpion! Fearsome Four! I command you to... laugh evilly.

Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly*

Jack: *Smiling* Now, laugh evilly while hopping on one leg!

Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Hopping on one leg*

Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's get out of here.

Jack: Okay okay, one sec. Now, laugh evilly while uh, uh... TAP DANCING!

Fearsome Four: *Laugh evilly* *Doing Irish jig*

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 28): I guess this makes me queen!

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 29): If I had feet, I'd communicate all over you.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Once you become Raimundo, will you be a he, or a she?

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 31): Hmm, according to the official rule book, you can be played for if you are over one half woo, and look kind of freakish. It's on page 121.

Jack (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 32): Wrong again! I show up at all of the battles I'm certain to lose!

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 34): Grasshopper doing dog paddle. Right here in black and white. Right next to spider doing hokey pokey.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): Hey, there's three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, poitics, and Omi's head.

Omi (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 36): I order you to spill your internal organs right now!

Jack: What kind of sick people are you?!?

Wuya (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): I'm not a girl! I'm a 15,000 year old spirit.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Ve-ery in-ter-esting. It says here that Alexander the Great had seven toes on one foot, and three on the other.

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 37): Penmanship. Never a strong suit of the great masters.

Blind Old Man (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): What!? I live in a cave?!

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown, ep. 45): Actually, this very situation is covered in the wu training manual, under too bad sucker.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune, Chrysti Doofenshmirtz

"Men may be kings but women are goddesses."

If you feel every person on earth is insane and those who admit it are the ones in control of their minds, paste this to your profile.

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy and you thanked them, paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them... and I mean ALL of them...)

If you think that being unique is WAY better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who think they will NEVER fit in and would really rather not, copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't watch Jersey Shore, Amercan Idol, or America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, and laugh at those who are, copy and paste this and add your name to it: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana, Lunarnerdette

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever read a fanfic, and thought, Oh my God this is the best fanfic ever copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, anacoana, Lunarnerdette

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly,anacoana

If you have evers

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If at least three times a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, and that they couldn't hit to save their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I know some SCARY women who will punch you literally through a wall or two if they're in the mood to do so [ME being one of them])

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed).

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else i'm locked up

All day long.

When i'm awake i'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[x]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[ ]Sausages are your favorite foods.

[ ]You like to walk your dog.

[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[ ]You work very hard.

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people . (5/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome. (I don't think I know!)

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[x]You wear glasses.

(6/10) :D

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.

[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[ ]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily.

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

[x] You're good at embroidery.

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood.

[ ]You're very tall.

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

[ ]You carry a metal-like pole around everywhere.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.

[ ]You're very superstitious.

[x]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.(Who doesn't?)

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

[ ]You love Hello Kitty.

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

[ ]You work hard.

[x]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets .

(6/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite.

[ ]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake. (Who doesn't?)

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[ ]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)

[x]You wear glasses .

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.

[ ]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[x]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[ ]You feel under-appreciated.

[ ]You're bilingual.

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(6/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[ ]You're very physically strong.

[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[x]You like hot weather.

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[x]You make a very nice role-model.

[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgewise.

(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[ ]You have a potty-mouth.

[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (I still am)

[ ]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[x]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience.

[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[x]You're not very confident.

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[ ]People tend to walk all over you.

[ ]You're a born worrier.

(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers.

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan. :P

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia.

[ ]You love to fight people.

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger.

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.

[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[x]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[ ]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of (ITALIAN) brothers.

(9/10) (Oh YEAH *Does Vector-styled pelvic thrusts* My Fave {MALE} character that I don't have a crush on)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x]You like to order people around.

[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.

[ ]You curse a lot.

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[x]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like heck.

[x]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(8/10)

If you wish those stupid kids would give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you think that computers are the world's most addicting drug, copy and paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.), then copy this into your profile!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating.

(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener:

"Do not use in water."

(Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Fave song is DISCO POGO mother fudgers!

Zeus

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are Hydrophobic

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic

9/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

7/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

8/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

10/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afraid of fire.

4/10

APHRODITE

Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pick-pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You've never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

Wow! I am the daughter of either Hades (Which is never bad) or Poseidon (Cool guy) and would be a perfect hunter of Artemis! SWEET!!!!!!

Hey, most of my stories are going to be on hiatus. I know that people hate it, I hate it too, but I just can't think of good things to put in my stories without rushing relationships or something. Sorry. I will post new stories, though!

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Never Be The Same by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
Book 2 of the CCW Series. Charlene Davis's life changed for the better when she entered the world of Doctor Who. But it turns out, she isn't who she thought she was. She was the Protector, a Time Lady destined to Protect the Doctor...more inside...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 212,878 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/7/2023 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [10th Doctor, OC] Donna N., Martha J.
ALISON by TemperanceTales reviews
So many people wait around for a new story to be written, for a better one to be told. They wish and dream, hoping that one day that this can been their own story. I feel this is foolishness; Only you can make your story. So get out there and do it. My name is Alison Kinsleigh and this is my story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 671,654 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/3/2022 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter, OC
Baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,882 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/18/2022 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lucys New Life by Dambusta reviews
When 7 year old Lucy is thrown from our world, away from her abusive father, she's hurled into the toon world of the warners, but thanks to her father she cannot talk due to to a horific incedent, terrified of them finding her she hides, but she dosent realise that no-one can hide from the warners, one in particular who really wants to help her OCxWacko
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,029 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/18/2020 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Wakko W., OC
Dying is Easy Coming Back? Not So Much by emeralgreenlove reviews
Everyone thinks Max is dead-they think she went down in a fight, so they left. Max wakes up to find herself in the School and is there for two years before she can come back, but she isn't alone. She has a daughter and new friends. The Whitecoats made her pregnant by insemination and she'd like to find out who the man who impregnated her with her baby. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Fang, Max
Demon's Child by sonic-silvermist reviews
The twins were born with a terminal illness. When they were infants and just inches from death the twins parents summoned a demon. Not just any demon but Bill Cipher. Begging to have their children healed will they except his conditions? What will happen to them? To the twins? Read and find out!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Brothers by BridgMae reviews
Let's say Sally Jackson wasn't always Sally Jackson. What if she used to be Lilly Potter? And what if Percy and Harry just happened to be twin brothers? Rated t cause i'm paranoid. Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. All rights belong to the original authors, unfortunetly for me.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Let the Words Flow by swaaag reviews
Emily Ryan was a big fan of the Harry Potter series, but when she gets put into the world herself she is now playing the role of a young witch. Knowing how it all ends before it really begins is a lot to handle. Will she be an important role in the story and fall in love with Fred? Can she change the ending? Yes, a fan enters the story fanfic. Work still in progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 87,423 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/3/2012 - OC, Fred W.
History Has Never Been So Messed Up 2 by awsmpup reviews
This is my version of a sequel to Ika234789's story "History Has Never Been So Messed Up". Yuki and Meeka have decided to stay in Hetalia, but what about their friends and family back in their old world? Yuki goes to bring them into Hetalia, but how will they settle in the new world they're in? Sorry if the summary sucks, the story should be better. On Hiatus until further notice!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 4/30/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Prussia
Spread Your Wings by Echoes Come in Whispers reviews
Annabeth couldn't believe it. She'd just gotten Percy back from the Romans and now some creepy dudes in white coats show up and take him! Percy, on the other hand, was confused. He'd woken up in a strange place, with strange kids, and strange feathery things growing out of his back. Why wasn't he at Camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,742 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012
Ragdoll by Ravenwood316 reviews
Story adopted from Novahetalia. Ludwig, a local werewolf, is given a strange box by his supplier containing a creature that hasn't been seen in over 4,000 years. How will this strange new creature change the stoic wolf's mundane life? boyxboy, Gerita as well as several side parings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Necessity of Virtue by AbstractAlexia reviews
Another year at Kadic, another year trying not to get killed by XANA. The Lyoko Warriors aren't out of danger, but they do have something new. Someone. Ulrich's cousin, Katherine Stern transfers to Kadic, but she isn't safe. To keep her from danger, she joins them in their mission to destroy XANA. On the way, secrets are revealed, a new danger arises and romance brews. Join them.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Odd D., OC
(OLD)Lorain Licorice-Twist by Meg the small Bean reviews
Easter eggs aren't just chocolaty treats you collect on Easter morning. They're also hidden messages you find in video games. An example of an 'Egg' is Lorain Licorice-Twist. But when her game is threatened by a mysterious man she has to stop him before things get out of control and her game gets unplugged! (Before/During movie)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,705 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [King Candy/Turbo, OC] - Complete
Incredible Phantom by ilovepuppies125 reviews
After Dani leaves Amity Park she ends up with nowhere to go. When she finds herself in Metrocity, the city home to a notorious family of supers, she also finds a new family, a new school, new friends, and maybe a new love. But can this girl with a tortured past open up to anyone? And is she really safe from her past in Metrocity? DaniXDash
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,075 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Dani, Dash P. - Complete
Fight or Flee by Cossacks250 reviews
Earth is under threat once again, but this time, the bond between the monsters is under threat as well as Humanity. Will they stand or will they fall? Will they fight or flee? OC's.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 168,891 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/21/2012
Lion of God by thesituation016 reviews
Ariel was a feline hybrid was a freak in the eyes of any normal human. She never felt loved until she was found and adopted by Professor Broom and became the sister of Hellboy, gained a sister in Liz, then fell in love with Abraham Sapien. All she ever needed was love and now that she has it she will do anything to protect it. The sequel is up! Please review!
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Abe S., OC] - Complete
Avengers Assemble: The Olympian Avengers by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Based on "The Avengers". Zeus and Athena decide to assemble earth's mightiest heroes; Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Katniss Everdeen, Maximum Ride and the Kane siblings to help them fight Gaea and the Giants. But are the book Avengers a team or a timebomb? Alternate time to "The Lost Hero".
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,957 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete
Avengers Assemble 2: When Extremes Meet by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
Three months after the events of "Avengers Assemble: The Olympian Avengers" and the invasion of New York, Gaea is reawakening again. Now Percy, Jason, Max, Katniss, Carter and Sadie must unite with new allies to save the world. Friendships will be tested and loyalties will be broken as Gaea seeks to destroy Olympus and anyone in her path.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Percy J., Loki
Child Services by MiyaBlack reviews
AU. Romano and Feliciano Vargas have just lost their parents. Romano, who is 22, must care for his 6 year old little brother. Enter Antonio Carreido, the agent from Child Services who must record his progress, however, it's hard for the cheerful Spaniard to keep from falling in love with this little broken down family and with Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Maidens of Zodiac by fanofathousand reviews
Drago's back and is after 12 young women of powerful ancestry to once again take over the world. Jackie must save them but Cora, a brave but deceived woman think's he's the villain. for the Chan's its a race against time to save the world, for Cora and the Maidens of Zodiac is an epic journey through a world of deceit, greed and betrayal to find the truth OC/MC Cobra Discontinued.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,272 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Valmont, Drago
The Power of Five! by Umbremaster reviews
Takes place during the time Wuya turned to flesh and Raimundo turned to the Heylin side, and continues from there in a new take on the show. This features my OC Maya and the other monks on their journey to full fledged dragons. I own nothing but my several OCs and plenty of new Shen Gong Wu. Its back and better then ever! Grand Finale is up! Thanks for reading! Poll is up!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Raimundo, OC] - Complete
Once a Year by jessicac6 reviews
When she spotted the bear, she started slowly backing up. *crack* She looked down and saw that she had stepped on loose rock from the ruins. She shouldn't have come here. She looked up and made eye contact with the bear, knowing she was caught. But when she looked into it's eyes she saw something familiar that made her heart skip a beat. Something she only got to see once a year.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Merida, Mor'du
My Precious Child by WhalesEverywhere reviews
One mistake eventually leading to another, Lovino found himself caring for his child alone. Facing various uncertainties and insecurities, Lovino has to find stability and if a particular Spaniard offers to help, what's stopping him from accepting? Multi-chapter story. Spamano. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Most Unusual Way by Hopefaith2 reviews
Not every relationship begins on a usual note. There are a few, rare examples, of couples meeting in such unusual ways. This is the story of how one couple met, and got together in the most unusual way that one could probably think of. Twoshot with an epilogue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 5/28/2013 - America, Seychelles - Complete
I Belong to You by Dragon.Lady.Day reviews
Takes place after the golden army. The team has returned to the BPRD, and a shapeshifter girl joins them; but how will it effect the team when she falls for a certain Abe Sapien? Worse yet, how will Abe react when he's still harboring a broken heart, and the new girl keeping one of her own? AbeXOC, LizXRed
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Abe S.
Happy Hetalia Games! by ClaireNyaan reviews
When the World Meeting is interrupted, 24 of the nations are kidnapped and sent into the Hunger Games. What will the Capitol do to ensure their entertainment? Will the nations be able to all escape alive? Warnings: Character death, violence, swearing
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/5/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Russia, Switzerland
Beauty, the Beast, and Baelfire by DruidKitty reviews
Belle makes a deal to go away forever as Rumplestiltskin's caretaker for his large estate. She is surprised when she meets Baelfire, who lives there with his father. Tale of how Rumbelle fall in love with Bae present all along. Past is the same except Bae never got the magic bean from the blue fairy and traveled to another land. AU Rumbelle/no curse COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,689 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Neal C./Baelfire, Elsa - Complete
Mommy's Girl by Arayllin reviews
"Please can we keep her?" He pleaded, "C'mon, Raven - it'd be like I was her daddy and you were her... never mind."
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy
Percy Jackson & Co in Hogwarts? by Lost Daughter of Poseidon reviews
Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts! to teach while having fun, making new friends, new enemies, and maybe just MAYBE find love...? Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Travis/katie, Nico/?, Chris/Clarisse, Leo/Piper. Story Adopted From Ilovepiano - Rate T because of Greek Swearing !- Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Met by Coincidence by sincerely- scripted reviews
*EPILOGUE GLITCH FIXED* AU. "Met by coincidence, conversated by choice, and fell in love by fate."- The story of a heartbroken girl and a preoccupied boy. Neither looking for love. What will happen when fate takes over in the form of a shoelace?
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,513 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Willa, Philby - Complete
Percy Jackson's Little Sister by xXBlazingBlueXx reviews
Hi! My name is Mirra Blofis. When I was four, I got in a car crash and was put in a coma for three years. When I woke , I found out my daddy, Paul Blofis,moved to New York and got married to my mommy, Sally. Since my birth mommy died in the car crash, Sally's the only mommy I've really known. So now I'm living a normal life with my parents and big brother. Or I thought so...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,595 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Percy J., Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Black Snow (Book 2) by kramer53 reviews
[Sequel to A Snow King For A Snow King] It has been several years since the battle with Weselton, and Elsa and Jack's daughter is exactly like them. Elsa just hopes that fear doesn't get to he daughter as it did to her. Will her daughter fall into darkness like she did? Or will Fyre's son help her out? (Jelsa) (Kristanna) (OC/OC)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna, OC - Complete
An Incredible Life by Deanna Saber reviews
First Fic! Takes place 2 years after the movie. Where did Dani go after she flew off after D-Stablised? After a few weeks, she found her way to Metrocity, which led her to a family, friends and a crush. but just when she settles down fully, what happens when Vlad makes a reappearance? Dani/Dash. Rated cuz im paranoid. Not good at summaries.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Dani, Dash P.
A Maiden's Heart by nekrye reviews
In the midst of war between their bosses, he fell in love with a girl who was meant to kill him. They loved each other but knew that it was never meant to be. This is a story of love and hate, past and present, of two forces trapped in the darkness, but through it all there is always light. Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Chibi Romano and Boss Spain at Hetalia Pre-school by KassyMalone reviews
When Antonio has no clue where to go for his work experience placement, Mr. Beilschmidt sticks him in the local pre-school, where his natural spaciness can't cause trouble. At the same time, little Romano arrives for his first day, but his stubbornness and sharp tongue make it difficult for him to make friends. AU. No pairings unless you look really, really hard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cousin? by mystery writer5775 reviews
When Maddie decides Danny has become to juvenile she sends him to live with her nephew who just happens to be Robin of the Teen Titans! But when Danny gets mixed up in Vlad's schemes can family conquer over the double team? With a new chapter at last!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,635 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Robin, Danny F. - Complete
From the Brink by Kentethalion reviews
After having been wrongly imprisoned for three years, Percy is finally released, but he's not the same. To add to the trouble, it looks as if Kronos is on the move again. Post TLO with a different ending to the war
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Stealing a Princess by ChillyPeepPenguins reviews
Toothiana is a princess. She is the daughter of the King and is expected to find a suitor by the time she turns 18. She is 17 (and a half) now, and when her father arranges a marriage between her and a man named Pitch Black, 20 years her senior but a likely candidate for the throne, she has no choice but to go along. That is, until she meets Jack Frost... Full summary inside!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,419 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Remus is a demigod? by Loony.Luna.the.pygmy.puff reviews
The marauders wake up one morning to find one their own missing. Meanwhile Remus has sneaked away from Hogwarts to fight in a war. What will happen? This story is here all because of the lack of Remus demigod fics. There is a poll about his godly parent on my profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Remus L.
Human Girls VS Bad Touch Trio by The Blue Monster Cake reviews
in this story the bad touch trio come into the lives of 3 girls and live with them in the same house as roommates. The story is mainly short interesting stories of what goes on during their time together. Links to what the characters look like on my profile. Rated T for language and mentions of bad behavior. I DONT OWN HETALIA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain, OC
Binding Ourselves to Each Other by Rosesica reviews
Chiara is a vampire hunter avenging her missing sister with her two best friends, Allison and Madeleine. They're great at their jobs until they meet 3 vampires, Francis, Gilbert and Antonio. Will the girls be able to escape their vampire filled faiths? R&R! SpainXFem!Romano, FranceXFem!US and PrussiaXFem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Escaping from the Flames of Darkness by JinxKatKazama reviews
After Chase Young attempts to kidnap a teenage girl she is sucked into the world of Xiaolin and Heylin with people hunting her down, friends, enemies and what's worst is that she's related to Dashi, then there's half of the Tekken force wanting to kill her and with the Tournament looming up close her troubles are far from over with High school crushes and jealousy, it never ends
Crossover - Tekken & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Jin K., Chase
My Thanks to You by SaySaeri reviews
AU. After losing most of her memories due to an accident at a train station at 5 yrs. old, Lovina restarts her life. Along the way, she changes lives and becomes her own person with her new best friend Antonio. But what about years later, when her past comes to find her? Eventual Spa/nyoRoma, Ger/nyoIta, and Pru/nyoCan. FastLearner!Lovina and Mafia!Feliciana.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,383 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] China, OC
Why? by NeverEndingImagination1210 reviews
This story is my first ever fanfic.give it a chance.A Sanubis fic. Sadie makes a choice that can last forever or just a lifetime. its rated T cause I'm not sure about some of the stuff that is in here it's not bad but I don't think 5 yr olds can read it
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
Lo que es mío, es tuyo by silvermirror421 reviews
Farm AU: The Vargas family has just up and left their old town in Italy to go and live on a farm in rural Spain. Lovino Vargas absolutely hates the move, and would much rather be back at his old house. But when he and his brother discover an abandoned child named Antonio, his thoughts about the whole ordeal may change. Mainly Spamano with hints of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Pirates of the Pomodoro by RandomWriter57 reviews
It was just an average day for Prince Antonio of Spain - that is, until he was kidnapped by pirates! Now Antonio has to deal with being a pirate while trying to decipher the elusive 'Romano'. Will he ever be able to complete the task? Pirate!Romano, Prince!Spain. AU. Rated T for swearing and future violence. Pairings listed inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Finland's Hectic Christmas 2012 by TheSpanishBanana reviews
It's Finland's job to send christmas presents on Christmas Eve, as he is Father Christmas. But this year, something new happens. How will Finland cope when he's being nursed by his crush, Sweden, after he tumbles down his chimney? SuFin, BoyXBoy,some DenNor and HongIce, and possibly SeaLat, rather fluffy. Don't like, don't read. Rating has gone up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,410 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sweden, Finland
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Smiles Away rewrite by Lichylichy reviews
Well, second time should go well with the admin. Smiles Away Reformatory School. The symbol of imagination crushing. But, that was all a dream... right? Well, S.A.R. is all too real. And one of their star pupils has a problem with a certain Ferb Fletcher. Will Ferb prevail? Or will everyone he loves be pulled down? Phinabella, Ferbnessa. Scattered OCs. First in my Titan Series.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Isabella, Phineas
The Thought Sounds Lovely by Alarming To The Senses reviews
"You can fix the broken. You can't fix the shattered. If you're broken you can be fixed, glued back together with some time. To be shattered is too far gone, something that can never be the same again, it's shattered Fred. I'm shattered. And you deserve someone who'll treat you better then I do, someone who loves you more than I do. But being with you? The thought sounds lovely."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - OC, Fred W.
A Pretty Good Team by InnocentTraitor22 reviews
Percie brushed her drenched hair from her eyes as she knelt in her well concealed hiding place. For the past three days she had watched the strange man in the Subway while he practiced with a silver spear. "Enjoying the show?" Nuada/Oc friendship REVAMPED AND REVISED.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Prince Nuada, OC - Complete
April 8 by Yue Sai reviews
"He will always be ours, liebe. Nothing can change that." The Austrian's voice carried into his ear like the music the other played. He could only nod in agreement as his mind raced, his heart pounding with guilt, and his tongue tied unable to form words. A family story with the pairing FrAus and a long lost son.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Tamaki S., France, Austria
Future Paradox by NightshadeAlpha reviews
A mysterious girl from the future appeared in the Titans main room, they don't know who she is, but why does she feel familiar? Danny is a Titan and lives with them, OCs, and more. DannyXRaven, OCXOC
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Raven, Danny F.
Reunion by MysticFantasy reviews
In Ultron's lair, the Next Avengers discover something that could change their lives forever. Their parent's are alive.
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Quite a queer pair, those two are! by RakoTastic reviews
Princess Marguerite (Fem!Canada) has grown quite tired of her parents, she decides to go to the wilderness! There she meets the most queer man she's ever seen! Ruby eyes, snow-white hair... Little did she know that this man, would be the one to save her from all the terrors of her life. PruCan - Prussia/Canada - Canada/Prussia - PrussiaXCanada - CanadaXPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Unexpected by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
"The first thing Harry thought was, Wow that is one big dog" "The second, and no laughing!, was I am going to die" An unexpected encounter forces Percy and Harry to work together, what will happen? "What are you doing with a stick?"asked Percy "What you doing with a pen?"retorted Harry. Percy nodded "Good point" Of course, Hermione had to meet this stranger too, check chapter 3!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Pet by yesimadramaqueen reviews
Rose wants a pet, so the Doctor gets her an...unusual...new friend. Suddenly, they're falling in love. 9/Rose. Totally random, fluffy fic. I wanted to do something different, and I love 9 so much. Goes AU after Father's Day. Enter at your own risk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
A Matter Of Time by Shiory reviews
After the events of the movie Merida is shocked to Find Mor'du still roaming the woods of her homeland! When the great bear sees her she fear the end but oddly it merely turns away. Intrigued Merida follows him into destiny. (cover temporary)
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Merida, Mor'du
Second Chance by scottishdraka reviews
You were a naturally generous person who couldn't stand seeing children suffer. That was partly why you had taken a job in the foster care system. It was also partly why when you noticed children without a home that you opened up yours. The culture called them lost causes. Useless. The dregs of society. You knew otherwise. Mama!ReaderxYoung!Chibi!2p!Countries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Parallel Nations
Let's Not Die! by TheDarkQueenOfRandomness reviews
12 lucky teens have the privilage of being sent to a deserted island in the middile of some ocean, all competing for a million dollars. There will be friendships, romances, breakdowns, alliances, competiton, and all that other game show crap. Tune in for episodes of 'Let's Not Die' with your crazy host, Sammy!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Deep Oceans by Angel Longstring reviews
Captain Guinevere Kirkland (Pirate Wales) loses her ship and crew thanks to the nefarious Spanish Pirate Captain Antonio Carriedo and his first mate, Lovino Vargas. Stranded on a beach she decides to get her revenge by finding a new ship and crew which puts her in the path of Swiss mercenary Vash Zwingli. What's to come is up to fate-or is it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein
Daddy Little Girl by SpiritKarma reviews
What! Hades broke his oath? what will Zeus do? O O it seem all the boys drooling over Hades daughter. who will win her heart, or will she forever remain pure, and single
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012
A Promise is Forever by MarauderMoony21 reviews
Before being adopted, orphan Antonio Fernandez Carriedo was friends with a feisty Italian named Lovino Vargas. Now, 18 years later walking home from work he bumps into someone strangely familiar. Crappy summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Army of Two by ilypandaz reviews
Rancis decides to rescue Vanellope from the Fundgeon, what could go wrong? Set before the movie! Please read and review! Sorry if it sucks!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Rancis F., Vanellope von Schweetz
Death is only the beginning by Asexual Individual reviews
Odd has a past that no one would believe; except those who have experianced it. But now the past has caught up with him and his friends Tara and May, now they must deal with the things from their past while sticking in at school and battling XANA. But the past can hold many a dark secret. And who exactly are Tara and May to Odd and what is their past together. Discontinued.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Odd D., OC - Complete
Fear of Fright by Steel and Ink reviews
Jack and Sally have a human child in Halloweentown...but like her dad, she's got a rebellious streak. Can Alicia Skellington's new parents keep her from her human past? Or will love bring her back to the world she was born in?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Death To All (Hetalia Hunger Games) by HetaliaFanGirlStroies reviews
You are a country being optioned up for reaping. You don't know who will get the spots, let alone who will survive. You know it will be one of the 2P's. The 1P's don't stand a chance against them. Wait! Liechtenstein has been called up! No not her, anyone but her! You do something, but what? Second Person (Reader in the story) Rated T for...well it's Hetalia and Hunger Games
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Effie T., Estonia, Canada, Wy
Ghost King by turbomun reviews
Vanellope von Schweetz is "programmed parentless" - a kid with no parents, and with a backstory that doesn't include parents. Then, in the middle of enjoying life with her surrogate family, she begins remembering events that never happened. Still, it's easy to ignore the nonsensical flashbacks, until King Candy reappears with a head full of...unusual memories. Sequel to Ghost Boy.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo
Gaining Them Back by Elfera reviews
Guardians in Eighth Grade one shot. The Guardians gain their powers back.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sandy, Tooth - Complete
Ship Wrecked by blacktooth144 reviews
England has finally hunted down Italy, but he found something much worse than that. The Allies dispose of the body, but it makes its way to the German coast where what they find may cause devastating results for the Allie's navies. Rated T for some language and some violence. Has OC. possibly some romance later. possible character deaths
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - England/Britain, America
Super Power High by Spamano3 reviews
Super Power High isn't just a regular High School. It's where teenagers from all over the world go that have super powers. But for Lovino Vargas; it's hell! Until he meets a Spainard named Antonio. Rated T for Lovino's mouth obvioulsly!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Signs Point to Yah by GlitterTrails reviews
The "Magic 8 Ball" Finland received at a white elephant gift exchange is scaring the stockings off of him. Will a mysterious transformation get in the way of true love?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Firefighter: Shift A 'Medic by FangRules1995 reviews
Max is 22, Fang's 26; Max is a paramedic on A Shift and Fang is a firefighter on the same station but is on B Shift. Fang gets asked to fill in for a firefighter on A Shift, Fang takes the offer annd leaves B Shift while he on A Shift. Max is the chief's daughter and the chief is very protective of his daughter. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,183 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
A new classmate by Kiarachu reviews
You recall the moment in the movie when Megamind (as Bernard) confess at Roxanne that no one wanted him at school? And that she said "It was a shame that they weren't in the same school"? Well, in this AU I will explore the possibilities that Roxanne would have been in Megamind's school. What would happen? Now crossover with Lilo and Stitch and Rise of the Guardians
Crossover - Megamind & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
Three's A Crowd by KassyMalone reviews
Rowdy Gilbert and tomboy Elizavetta grew up together. They always got into trouble together, fought together, laughed together, and Gilbert thought it would always be that way, but when Elizavetta meets dashing young Roderich – the first man to ever treat her like a lady – things start to change. Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia
Menam by RozaCourt reviews
MENAM is a venomously cool girl band made up of Maya, Ella, Nudge, Angel, and Max. They can sing anything from Nicki Manaj to Pocahontas (though the cartoons are normally for the younger audiences). Fang is a boy that is abused by his father constantly whenever his brothers aren't around. When the band meets Fang, they're determined to get to know that particular tall and handsome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Fang, Max - Complete
I Don't Want To Be Alone by The Story Sorceress reviews
Norman had been told his whole life he was only seeing mind tricks. He knew the spirits were real, but his family had somehow succeeded in making Norman believe the Guardians weren't real. So, how can Norman see Jack Frost still? And what does Pitch want with Norman so much he will even use someone from Norman's past to get him?
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost, Norman B.
Ludwig's Memories of Feliciana's loss by PureRoseRed reviews
Feliciana, has always been tormented by Francis. When Francis takes it too far the new German student Ludwig a recovering Amnesiac, saves her except now he can't get her to leave him alone! Perhaps this is a good thing because the more Feliciana spends time with him the more he recovers his memory, uncovering a deep secret that leads back to Feliciana's lost love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,461 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Red X by DannyRaven Lover reviews
What if Danny was Red X and became a cold blooded assassin? What if he gave up on being a hero and on life after he couldn't save his family and friends? Will the Titans bring him back into being a hero or is he gone for good? (new, new chapter 27 for all the people wanting to adopt or rewrite
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,079 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
Broken frame by pseudonymous anchor reviews
when Monika meets an Italian boy who she set up for the night, she never expected him to become a part of her life, or for him to actually be something completely different from what she had hoped. now she's stuck with him, but will she learn to love the Italian? fem Germany X Italy :D maybe other pairings passively mentioned. rated T because Romano will show up eventually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
COUNTRIES MEET YOUR CHILDREN! by Orphanedacountsorry reviews
I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! What happens when the countries of the Hetalia world find out that their capitals and states/provinces/territories/etc. have personifications? Read and find out! Some country pairings and some OC ones. LOTS of OCs, if you want to be one, review with who and what you look like! Rating may go up due to some fighting and language. WORST DX ! SUMMARY DX ! EVER DX !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - America, Russia, Canada, Prussia
Life's No Fun Without a Good Scare by TrickRTreatTheGuardian reviews
Lexi was an ordinary teenage girl with an interesting past. When she decides to live with her aunt and uncle along with her 2 cousins Jamie and Sophie she had no idea that the Guardians they kept talking about were real. One Halloween night Lexi's life changes and is soon coming face to face with not only the guardians but Pitch himself... what will happen to her and the Guardians?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 94,785 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Handle with Care by Coneflower Adams reviews
Not much slipped passed Emma Swan. Her eye caught the faint, pale stripe on Mr. Gold's left ring finger the day he appeared at her door…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Finding out our father by EgyptAdbydos reviews
Japan,Hong Kong, South and North Korea, Vietnam and Taiwan find out by blood result that China is their mother and now they want to know how their father is. Will they like their father? And why did China keep this secert from them? Humnan names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - China, Russia
Escape To Nowhere by IAmMaximum reviews
Six years ago, Maximum Ride left the Flock. She had gone back to The School, and an interesting experiment was done leaving Max with not only herself to care for, but a baby as well. She escapes, and now must find the Flock, but where should she start? She has Escaped To Nowhere.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trust me by ilypandaz reviews
Gloyd meets a girl who doesn't want to be a racer, what could change her mind? This is my first fanfic! Please read and review! Sorry if it sucks:(!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Gloyd O.
Vanilla by crystalblue19 reviews
[Turbo x Vanellope] Everybody loves him. And that includes her. He'll get her to love him, even if he has to use his original form. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
The Seven Heavenly Virtues by white pedal reviews
The virtues are what bring people closer to God, but instead it was bringing two people from different worlds together and seeing each other in a whole new light. Based off of "The Seven Deadly Sins" Atem/OC pairing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Atem
Winter Snowstorm by MinkaMouse reviews
Sequel to Frosted Glass: The first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was the moon. It was shining brightly in the sky and the sight of it comforted her. She didn't know where or who she was yet the moon seemed to reassure her. It didn't give her many answers. In fact, it only ever said one thing to her before it decided to keep quiet. It was her name: Lady Luck.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,217 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
The 73rd Hunger Games by Elfera reviews
It's the 73rd Hunger Games, and Sandy, Bunny, North, Tooth, and Jack had been reaped. But there's something unusual about them.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sandy
Just Like Any Other Day by Softrock-showtunesgirlscout22 reviews
When Mary Margaret goes to the doctor due to a bad cold the doctors inform her of something showing up in her tests and that she has no recollection of. She has given birth to a child.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming
When you believe by KaiaRay reviews
This is the sequel to my story Just a kiss. Emma has been the curse but everyone is still in Storybrooke an unsure why. Emma is happily married to Sheriff Graham and pregnant with his baby. They are trying to find a way home with the help of their family and friends.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,408 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Im not alone by Hungergamesfan0 reviews
13 Year old Anora has been banned off her Island, Kayre. All because she tried to save her Night Fury, Nyra. Anora knows that she's not a normal person on Kayre... Others don't. In need of help, Anora lands on an Island named berk. She's found by a young boy named Hiccup, but little did she know her life was about to change.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless
The Closet by SpecialCat reviews
RoChu. Human Names Used. There's something in Ivan's closet. What or who is it? And why is it being hidden? Sorry for the bad summary, please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Russia, China
You're Perfect by Rumbleroar'sSlumberingCubs reviews
"Sometimes I just, sometimes I just remember. I remember my old dad and the way he hated me. Sometimes I worry that you will hate me the same way." I sighed, "I can't hate you baby." "Why not?" she asked. "Because, well, because you're perfect." What would happen if Johnny had a daughter he never knew about? Oh, rated T for a little swearing, sorry I'm a little paranoid :)
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Johnny S.
Dare to Believe by Antiquee reviews
Mr. Gold's spell not only brings back magic, but a man Emma thought she'd never see again. A man who died in her arms. Around the 3rd chapter the Summary shifts, Emma is on a quest to find magic and a way to defeat Regina. Appearances by Jefferson, Henry and other fairy tale characters. Mentions of Graham/Emma (from beginning on) and Emma/Jefferson (Around 5th or 6th chapter)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Emma S., Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman - Complete
The Castle's Guardian by GhostAuthor reviews
The Dark Castle gets a new resident changing the lives of both Rumpelstiltskin and Belle. Now a series of one-shots. *COMPLETE*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Sea and the Sky by Britt.Artemis reviews
The Flock thinks Max is a traitor, so they kick her out. She crash lands in Camp Half-Blood, where Percy finds her. A few years have passed, the Gods have been replaced by their children, and the Flock is back. What will happen to our favorite demigod and mutant?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Pulled into an Adventure by Lichylichy reviews
Phineas thinks that videogames are just about the lamest thing ever. So, Smiles decides to prove him wrong. With these three kids, as well as a semi-aquatic secret agent, and an evil scientist, this couldn't possibly go wrong! Right? Third in my Titan Series. Phineas and Ferb content. Phinabella, Ferbnessa, and Smadyson, my personal pairing. Currently being corrected for errors.
Crossover - Pikmin & Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,951 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012
code: new girl by alois lover reviews
there's a new girl at school and odd's quickly becoming her best friend. i know not the best summary but just read it please i worked really hard on it and there's gonna be more chapters i'm not sure how many
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Odd D.
when past meets future by Renegade1812 reviews
some times the past is bound to find the future... plz read and review!
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Ethan M., Sarah
Peter and Juliet by Aragalia Mae reviews
Juliet moves into Wendy's old nursery from America. and she meets Peter Pan. Peter has a change of heart when he meets his Juliet. this is their adventure. romance adventure A Peter Pan epic- complete
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,461 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Peter P. - Complete
Maximum Ride Goddess of Mutants! by Amelia Mae Scott reviews
Maximum Ride wakes up with no memory of who she is or where. So what Happens when she meets Percy Jackson and the rest of the gang? And what if a new evil is rising up. An evil that only Skye Rider the lost Olympian can stop. With a little help from the flock and the demigods. This is my first official fanfiction ever posted! Read and Review. Alice Heart
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Daddy in Training by foreverFAX reviews
Fang Martinez had it all; he had the life, the girl and the friends. What happens when his ex drops the child that he didn't even know he had on his door step? One thing is for sure: its gonna be one wild ride. *no wings* Fax and Niggy later on. T just in case
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fang, Max
I will find you by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
The world was saved, but the villains aren't gone. Remaining Itex corporations manage to capture the flock. They experiment on them and use them they create a better, stronger generation, their kids. They then inject the flock with a serum to make them forget it ever happened. A few years later it starts to wear off. Can they find their kids? Can all the secrets be revealed?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Max, Fang
For the Love of Family by The Outlaw Witch reviews
AU after curse is broken in 2x01 Broken. The curse is now broken, and Emma starts to realize what love and family really is as she searches a way to get to her one true love who also happens to be Henry's father, Graham.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,401 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Hell by Lonely In This World reviews
Fem!Liet and Male! Belarus. Male Belarus hates Lithuania but wants to love her as well? How will it end? Sucky Review but awesome story. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania
Switzerland x Liechtenstein by SpringFling reviews
Switzerland and Liechtenstein are brother and sister (not by blood). But are there perhaps hidden feelings?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein
Maximum Ride - the Half Blood experiment by RuneDraconis121 reviews
Max and Fang an the rest of the flock are at a dance when they realize that they are not hunans or half human in their case. okay... i suck at summaries soooo...please just read it and you'll find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Max, Percy J.
My Doomed World by pureflowersand2684 reviews
Life is having a blast in ruining Gaz's day. Dib is annoying, and her GameSlave is dead, and our four favorite aliens and SIR units have just brought the world's end with a sleeping bomb. Eight years later she wakes up to find her planet destroyed and the human population almost extinct. Did I also mention she has to become a slave to the new Tallest? XD Truths and Dares please!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Zim, Gaz] Red, OC
Parenting by yesimadramaqueen reviews
Rose and the Doctor must face the most terrifying adventure yet: parenthood. Twins Hannah and Sarah aren't average infants, and they aren't going to make things easy. Sequel to my story called "Expecting." 10/Rose baby fic. Chronicles the children from age three weeks to one year. Fluff and adventure all in one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Ordinary World by Defender.of.the.People1 reviews
Belle French has always had a crush on the reclusive Mr. Gold. But when a friendship turns into something more, Mayor Mills has a plan to take everything Mr. Gold has, including his true love. Now rated M (as of chapter 11) for Graphic Sexual Scenes. First OUAT story!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,401 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Who are these people? by disasterousresults reviews
This is one where Percy's friends from school meet the campers. Anyone who meets that bunch would be left with many questions. Rick owns all the characters, except for my original ones. Flames accepted, but no profanities please! -T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Finding Our Kids by I'mSuperLocked reviews
What happens when Max saves her own daughter and Nudge and Iggys son from the school and also saves the girl from the Institution Fax and Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Scare Me Up Just a Little Bit by SpruceMoose13 reviews
Paranorman fic. There came a day Aggie's spirit returned, and Norman has begun to grow up with her by his side. But he has new feelings to let out about it, and he knows just the right way to express them... Inspired by those fantastic end credits.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Norman B., Agatha P.
The Flock Meets Camp-Halfblood by emmarocks44 reviews
The flock finally figures out one of their parents. Which so happens to be the greek Gods. Three out of the flock are the most powerful demi-gods in this decade. They get one life threatening mission. Save Mount Olympus from destruction and find Dr. Martinez. Will Max find her love for Fang? Will Nudge finally find someone? Read to find out. Rated T cause I'm unsure of what will go
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Christmas With The Fix-It Family by LiLmomo99 reviews
felix has a special christmas with his family and brings along tamora vanellope and ralph! my first fanfic (nobody cares) Enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Undercover by The Artemis reviews
The Flock are spies for the CIA. They have been working for years to stop human mutation and finally get the name and location of the lead scientist. What happens when Max and Fang are forced to work undercover as an engaged couple? Throughout their attempts to keep their cover and keep the house from burning down, will their fake feelings begin to turn real? FAX FLUFF
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Fang, Max
Truth and Dare with the Gloomsvile gang by Sombre Girl reviews
Please review so that the characters can do dares.
Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Royal Pains by prettypurple reviews
Yet another "Wakko's Wish" story, this one inspired by King Salazar saying that the Warners are "just like their parents". Shortly after Wakko is born, Salazar tries to get King William and Queen Angelina to give up their thrones. They decide to drive him crazy instead, with a little help from Yakko and Wakko...
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
The Hare and the Weasel by dramascenequeen reviews
Hello, I m Bex Harrison, hence the word Hare in the title. This is the story of an unfortunate my marriage, written by me and lived by me! Well I suppose the marriage it s self didn t turn out to unfortunate, but the law the forced it was defiantly unfortunate. Now befroe you go read the story, could I ask one teensy favor of you, will you please review my story? Thanks and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Fred W.
MegaScars by MegaChoirQueer reviews
High School AU. A teenage Megamind decides to go back to school. But when he gets harassed, he resorts to an outlet of self-harm. Throw in a super-jerk, his beautiful "girlfriend", a space fish, and a wide variety of high-school cliques, and you've quite a situation to deal with. Rated T for self-harm, swearing, violence, sexual remarks and drugs/alcohol and etc. Please review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Unapologize by fitzskimmons reviews
Emma and Graham are stuck in the sheriff's station when a bad storm hits Storybrooke. During their boredom what happens? Read to find out! Based off a tumblr edit via narniagriff23 of Gremma dancing. Rated T for minor language and small sex scene. Two-shot
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Victors and Curses by AssassinOfNeptune reviews
A mysterious new demigod comes to Camp Half-Blood and is more than she appears. With her arrival problems pop up. A new threat is on the horizon, Percy is having some relationship problems, and Sally Jackson has stopped making blue cookies! Can this young new demigod save our beloved heroes? Yes, the new title sucks. On indefinite hold!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Percy J., Nico A.
Intertwined by A-Liers-Throne reviews
I own four people.Eve Cronin is taken to camp half-blood where she meets Leo by spiling her dinner on him.She is sent on a quest.She has some weird things going on in her life.Read and find out.Rated T cause of violence later in the story.Way later in the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Leo V.
Nuada's Tragic Faerie Tale by Lady Calatheiel Oropherion reviews
In the fight against the Human Race King Balor finds a Human infant and takes her to Bethmora.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Prince Nuada
Breaking the Oath by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Hermes knew this was going to break her Oath. He knew he shouldn't be doing this. But she said she loved him. And he felt the same toward the wonderful Goddess. But what happens when Zeus finds out about this forbidden relationship? Read and Review please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermes, Artemis - Complete
Sister Dearest by PurpleTurtle21 reviews
Letty and everyone is back! And this time, she and Ben are out to clear the Gates' family name when a man looking for Cibola, the 'City of Gold', comes forward, saying Thomas Gates helped kill Abraham Lincoln. Sequel to Sister of Mine. Riley/OC.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Ben G., Riley P.
Genderbent slumber parties by Thousnelda reviews
America was over at England's house for a sleep-over when suddenly he is swapped with another version of himself and finds himself in a parallel universe where all the guys he knows are now girls. How did this happen? Will he be able to manage long enough to get back to his own version of reality? And how will England fair against a girl America? Please read and review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Slowly Kindling My Heart by The Sayler reviews
Max and the flock are living at the E-shaped house after an escape from the School, and Fang is starting to feel like more-than-a-friend to Max. But just when Faxness is warming up, a stray handsome, teenage male hiker finds the house. And then there's another challenge: high school. FAX and NIGGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Max, Fang
MBAV And Monsters by Grimdark Chick reviews
The gang of Monster High comes To white chapel
Crossover - My Babysitter's a Vampire & Monster High - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ethan M., Clawdeen W.
The Lost Objects by Elfera reviews
Some objects of the gods have been stolen. Six demigods are to be blamed. Submit your own charactor now! K plus for now
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hera, Zeus
First Kidnapping by LionshadeSC reviews
wat the title says
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
TMNT: Humans and Turtles by AnimeLover3801 reviews
Donnie has invented some watches that can make the turtles humans.Now as humans they have to face one of the hardest things in a human life,Highschool. They made two new friends on their first day but the turtles are not the only ones with a big secret. Raph/OC & Donnie/OC.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,311 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Switched by pickleball6 reviews
What if Earth was destroyed by a black hole and the only survivor was an infant named Roxanne?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Sacred One by AngelRaven33 reviews
What happends when Loraina Halliwell becomes a darklighter before her brother. Even better her charge is none other than Draco Malfoy, will romance ensue or will they hate each other with a fiery passion
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Draco M.
The House by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
The house that Megamind, Minion and Roxanne live in, and everything that happens in it. Family/Future fic
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
I'm a Hero by Tatsurou-san reviews
Sequel to I'm a Monster. Beast Boy and Raven's son tries to help a girl his age...and gets dragged into a titanic struggle to decide the fate of the world. Not that that's anything new for the Teen Titans!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dani
The Search for the Ghost Tablet by PFTones3482 reviews
Sequel to Ghostly Problems. When Phineas and Ferb design metal detecting footwear, they find something that leads them to all sorts of problems, and a different dimesion. T for paranoia. DP is up and this is now a sort-of crossover! NO, I'm still keeping it here! He's only here for like two chapters!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,735 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Ferb - Complete
I'll Protect You! by Ninja Machine reviews
While walking back to the hotel after the World Conference, Lithuania finds an unconsious Belarus lying in the streets. When they find out that someone wants her dead, Liet promises to do all he can to protect the girl he loves. OOC Belarus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Lithuania, Belarus
Am I Still Daddy's Little Girl? by I'm.Only.Human.Dude reviews
Sort of a continuation of the "Will You Love Me In The Morning?" series. Madison breaks her father's Nobel Prize, and will do anything to keep her parents from finding it.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
Of Aliens and Royalty by Galexia the Chao reviews
"No Master! You must remember her!" Megamind's eyes widened to the size of basketballs, "No…you can't be serious…how could she survive…how did she find me?" Megamind stuttered as his hands started to shake. A story of Aliens and Royalty. Enjoy :D
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Telling her the truth by Kiarachu reviews
AU: and if Megamind stopped Minion when they had the fight? And if he would tell the truth to Roxanne? What would happen? As always, self-betaed...I hope that it's readable
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Dimensional Games by spiderwebbed reviews
Miss Megamind has completed her latest invention- a Dimensional Ray, an object that she will use to finally zap that pesty Metrogal into a different version of their universe. When it backfires and catapults Minioness, Richard Roxy, and Metrogal into an alternate universe where everyone's genderbent, she's delighted- until she discovers that in THIS universe, Megamind's a HERO?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
We Were Meant to Be by AmandaKK1524 reviews
Willa was finally certain of her feelings for Philby. But because he shared that kiss with Charlene that one night in Norway, Willa's not sure if Philby likes her or Charlene. But Philby likes Willa, right? Wilby one-shot. Power Play spoilers. Rated K plus for scenes involving romance
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Philby, Willa - Complete
I Promise by Cass The Homicidal Maniac reviews
I looked up at him, tears caressing my eyes. I shook my head, he couldn't leave! But he had to...My first Pucca Fanfic R&R no flames please
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - [Pucca/뿌까, Garu/가루] [Abyo/아뵤, Ching /칭] - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by youcancallmeobsessed reviews
POST FANG. Max goes to Hawaii with the flock, and finds someone she never thought she'd ever see. Her kid. Hers and Fangs kid. Except she doesn't remember 9 months of pregnancy. That's because Haylee was an experiment. The schools experiment. Don't you think that a kid might bring Max and Fang closer together? Or farther apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Platypus Trouble by PFTones3482 reviews
Warning: This is an odd story. But I think it's pretty good, so read! Isabella gets in trouble at an aquarium...read to find out!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Isabella - Complete
Too Young For This by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max Is 17. Unexpectedly She Get's Pregnant By Her Boyfriend Dylan. He Leaves When He Finds Out. Max Turns To The Only 1 She Can Trust.. Fang. Will This End Her Life Forever, Or Open A Brighter New One?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Max, Fang
I'm a Person by Tatsurou-san reviews
An interim story. The events between "I'm a Monster" and its planned sequel. With Raven and Garfield's departure from the team, old friends turn up to take up the slack, and things change. EDIT: on hiatus barring further inspiration. The true sequel to "I'm a Monster", called "I'm a Hero", will be going up sometime soon.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Jinx, Cyborg
It's a Girl! It's a Boy! Its a Avian Hybrid Baby! by Yanna3000 reviews
Fang and Max have a situation. A MACHO Problem. I'll let you guess. Heres' a clue it rhymes with rabies. It wears diapers. Yep, you got it. A baby.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Little Koneko by Thousnelda reviews
After creating a figurine, the figurine comes to life to the surprise of both Japan and Greece. Now the two of them take it upon themselves to raise the miniature child in secret. What will the others think when they find out about her? Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Minding the Nest by Tatsurou-san reviews
Raven and Beast Boy come back from their first date to discover they've become parents. Better than it sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
I'm a Monster by Tatsurou-san reviews
Raven's eighteenth birthday brings an unwelcome surprise from her father that changes her forever. Will she be able to live with what happens? Inspired by "The Lonely Beast" by Metron99.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Call me a liar by Tatsurou-san reviews
Inspired by a BBxRae youtube video to the song I'd Lie. Someone new arrives in Jump City who has a influental connection to BB from his past. Rated T to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Raven X by Tatsurou-san reviews
An idea I had while watching the first X Men movie. What if Raven were raised at the institute, instead of in Azarath? Complete, but more Omake may be added later if it occurs to me.
Crossover - Teen Titans & X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Raven - Complete
Once Upon A Dream by TriplePirouette reviews
Rumpelstiltskin makes a deal to hide Princess Aurora from Maleficent for sixteen years. He was a father once, and finds himself thrust into the role once more, in and out of Storybrooke. Eventual Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Life with the Rides by Maximum of Sarcasm reviews
Max is a Dancer, A Single Mom and a Soccer player all in one. But everyone knows her as a Dancer. Fang is a Dancer and a Soccer Player. But everyone knows him a Soccer Player. What happens when their paths cross? Fax, Niggy, Eazzy and Argel. Wings! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Human Babies by gothgrrl13 reviews
A small drabble series of Toothless and the new "tiny thing" of Hiccup and Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid
I'm Not Worried by Moonstar00125 reviews
A lot can go wrong when you marry a girl with heroism in her blood, but Bernard isn't worried.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
The Disguise by Moonstar00125 reviews
What if Megamind's Holowatch hadn't malfunctioned on his date with Roxanne? What if it NEVER malfunctioned? Well, let's find out!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Ghostly Problems by PFTones3482 reviews
Ferb has an ability he's never told anyone about before. Not even Phineas. Can he come clean with everyone before his problem hurts him? T for swaering and some violence. Plus, I'm still paranoid.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ferb - Complete
Demigods & Witches: Fun in San Francisco by KillingMeSoftlyWithEnchilladas reviews
A meeting that could only happen by the Fates's or by an Angle of Destiny's hand. When Chiron sends Percy, Thalia, Leo Percy's and Piper Percy's to San Fran what will happen when they meet Wyatt and Chris? Will they try to kill each other? Or be friends?
Crossover - Charmed & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Wyatt H., Percy J.
August 24th, 1814 by Thousnelda reviews
As america stood overlooking his capitol, he knew that he was too late. His body ached, but there was one thing that he thought was more important: Where's my son? Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Warning: Contains an OC Character.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The fiery beast within by Demonic lil Angel reviews
Edgar and Ellen are teenagers now and the pranking never gets old. But what if someone who hates and loves to mess with Stephanie comes by? and what if Edgar finds this girl kind of attractive? Uh oh... This story has swearing in it.
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010
Astro Boy by VampireGal14 reviews
Just an extended ending of the movie.
Astro Boy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Strange Magic by thesituation016 reviews
Sequel to 'Follow Me Down'. We're back, so let's see if you can keep up with us again and our new friends. Special thanks to Carnys Darkeyes for her character Hora Myhtau. PLEASE REVIEW! {This is a cross over, but i wanted to put it in a place with more foot traffic}
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 60,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Jareth - Complete
Unbalanced by Jazzy Girl kataanglover reviews
Adopted from Twins of earth, same title. What happenes when the titains meet Dani, Danny, Sam and Jazz in an alternet dimension well find out here. Father/Daughter for Dani/Danny,D/s, Rea/BB and might include others
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Raven, Sam M.
Truth or Dare with Maximum Ride by I'mSuperLocked reviews
truth or dare with the flock Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
To Be Or Not To Be by KP100 reviews
Warden has never been proud of Megamind, or at least not showing it. But he has no reason not to be when a big threat comes to Metro City and a certain hero from Amity Park along with it. Can Megamind use this to win over the Warden? T for some sad scenes
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011
Sister of Mine by PurpleTurtle21 reviews
What if Ben Gates had a little sister to come with him on the treasure hunt? Well, Letty is that sister, and with her degree in forensic science, she'll help her brother however she can to help him find the treasure. Riley/OC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
The girl and the jackal by Anubis-and-Sadie reviews
note: M rating for future chapters, just incase . Sadie now 16 is living alone with Bast in Castleford, Yorkshire, England keeping an eye out for possible godling candidates. Anubis is sent to visit by Osiris/Julius
Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,037 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Their Ungloomy Lives by MWolfL reviews
It's Ruby's eleventh birthday, and Skull Boy gives her a wonderful present...one that causes her to accidentally reveal her feelings for him! Will he return her feelings? Skull BoyXRuby and a surprise pairing
Ruby Gloom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
The Golden gates by ifaraa reviews
Percy is in the Narnia world and discovers that their is more to life than the greeks. What will happen when he collides with the Kings and Queens of Narnia? And how will this all fall... PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Jadis the White Witch, Percy J.
One Night by duitsu95 reviews
One night will change thier lives forever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
Little Metrocity by Moonstar00125 reviews
The birth of Metrocity, the first-born daughter of Megamind and Roxanne Ritchi, eldest of the Megabrood and future heroine...
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Fanboy and Chum Chum and Jessica Too by Jessica12357 reviews
Jessica and her family moves to Galaxy Hills, only to receive a note from a FB and CC. The next day not only does she find two new friends, she might've found her first boyfriend.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle - Complete
The Great Case of Danny Phantom by Forlornhero reviews
Vlad is at it again. And this time he has tricked the Teen Titans into hunting Danny. All seems lost until somebody finds out the truth...
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,209 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Raven, Danny F.
Melody of love by Sue D. Bastards reviews
Justin law is going back to school at the DWMA for mysterious reasons but that doesn't matter this story is about what happens when he finds a girl unconscious and falls in love with her Justin x OC rated T I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Justin Law - Complete
Finding Astrid by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
She has been gone for thousands of years.Now she is reincarnated and Hiccup has to win her over again...but there is definitely some new competition . Can he win her heart or will he back off into the background?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Wait, What's A Demigod? by TelevisionGamer reviews
What would happen if the 24 total drama teens all were demigods? And they went to Camp Half-Blood? Happens after Total Drama World Tour. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011
A Nudge Story by Lyla Calm reviews
16-year-old Nudge finds herself pregnant with Iggy's child, so she leaves the Flock, afraid of rejection. What will happen when they find Nudge again, years later? And how does Iggy feel about her? Disregards MR6. FAX and NUGGY! Previously by ArmyStrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
A Different Childhood by futureauthor13 reviews
What if Megamind had landed in the prison, but couldn't stay there? What if the government took him, and put him in an underground prison where he met a familiar group of monsters? Total AU/Crossover fic Complete!
Crossover - Monsters vs. Aliens & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,134 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Megamind - Complete
A Girl, A Wizard and Two Superheroes by Samantha1105 reviews
Rima is new. In her life, she'd already moved 3 times! She's a little different than other girls, but Fanboy and Chum Chum get her into the swing of things. They help her meet new people and change her life for the best. Told from the POV of my OC! Enjoy!
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kyle - Complete
McDonalds Romance by Pinkie the Butt-Hurter reviews
Bernard just may fall in love at... well... I suppose you can guess if you saw the title...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bernard
The New Order Vs Phantom by papsicles reviews
Crossover of Witch and Wizard & DP Summary: Danny & Jazz are taken to the NO reformatory, where they meet Wisty and Wit! Will they save the Earth and The Ghost Zone from The New Order's Wrath and find their parents? DXS later and JXWhit
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Jazz F., Whit A.
Follow me down by thesituation016 reviews
Priscilla and Aimee are going on an adventure and if you're brave enough you'll come along for the ride. Trust me, you won't regret it. :D {This is a cross over, but i wanted to put it in a place with more foot traffic}
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 57,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Jareth - Complete
Shipwrecked by Looka'sMagicHell reviews
I'm Sam Manson. Me and seven other people went on a school cruise, only to get stuck in a thunderstorm. We crashed on an island with no location on a map, and no history. Oh, and have I mentioned there are dinosaurs on this island? COMPLETE! XD
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Love Beyond Magic 2 by Looka'sMagicHell reviews
After a witch-tastic summer, Sam, Danny and Paulina go back to school. And that's when things turns into a mess. There's a new wizard, two new students come to Casper High, two with a horrific secret. And the guy seems to be hitting on Sam... DISCONTINUED, sorry.
Crossover - Charmed & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Phoebe H., Sam M.
Shego and Drakken's child by dancefan93 reviews
Just a little story about how it would be if Shego had a child and got pregnant all before the Shego and Drakken revealed their feelings, the wedding, and everything after that.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
No Capes! by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Edna Mode meets Dan Phantom. Who, of course, has a cape in his costume. What will unsue?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dan Phantom, Edna Mode - Complete
Tink's Adventures in Love by jyvonne13 reviews
Tinkerbell and Terrence have been hiding their feelings for each other for a long time. Bobble also has feelings for Tinkerbell and has been hiding it as well. What happens when Terrence goes missing afer a fight with Tink? Read, review, amd enjoy!
Tinkerbell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Tinker Bell, Terrence - Complete
A Meeting Of Heroes by Lucky Number 57 reviews
The Teen Titans Visit The Museum Of Metro City's Newest & Incredibly Handsome Hero, Post-Movie
Crossover - Teen Titans & Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Ninotchka by Jessica12357 reviews
Ninotchka's father has just been killed and since her mother left six years ago, she must move to America where the rest of her family immigrated. Luckily her Uncle Gru has offered to take her in...
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2010
The Genie In Her by Elyon Kultings reviews
After being reunited with her father, Genie's daughter, Aria runs into Jafar and she, Genie, Aladdin, and Jasmine must stop him from taking Aria's newfound powers. On Hiatus.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Genie, OC] [Aladdin, Jasmine]
A Shattered Violet by TenajHguoh reviews
Violet is depressed with her life, so her parents send her to live with other teen superheros. An Incredibles/Teen Titans crossover. OMG THE AUTHOR'S NOT DEAD!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Truth Behind Kumajiro by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Kumajiro is not at all what he appears. More than a bear, a tragic past is slowly being revealed. Can he fix everything before it's too late? Main pairing America/Canada, Matthew/Alfred, Americana/Matfred, other background pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kumajiro
Demon Chi and Boyfriends by crazywoman123 reviews
Uncle get the willies, girl falls though sky, and demon chi up for grabs. What could happen next? A little romance of course! this is my own take of season 5 PLEASE REVIEW! XD
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Drago, Jackie C.
Someday I'll Find You by CrazyCutePeanut reviews
Princess Ruby's uncle, King Ghostly, keeps nagging her to find a prince, but none of the guys amount to what's she wants. When she takes in a helpless peasent named Skull Boy, what could happen?
Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
when they saw her by himeka-chan1357 reviews
a girl came shooting out of the stars and crashed into the earth hurt and lost and...irkin? a unusual irkin she goes to zim cuz of the almighty tallest but also hes in for the suprise of his life OCXDIB zagr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Gaz, Zim
Love Beyond Magic by Looka'sMagicHell reviews
Is Sam really your average teenage girl? Or is there something else behind those amethyst eyes? And what do the Halliwells discover about her? And what does Paulina have to do with this? Sam gets suspicious of who she truly is. But is she also... Charmed?
Crossover - Charmed & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Phoebe H., Sam M. - Complete
Promise Me Something by Cass The Homicidal Maniac reviews
*A request and prequel to I promise* The sweet sixteen was like a sour sixteen, they'd NEVER forgive her. R&R no flames plez!
Pucca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Promises of Fate by Cass The Homicidal Maniac reviews
*sequel to I Promise* Sooga was like a ghost town, and they were the ghosts... But they weren't...R&R no flames plez!
Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
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Letters to Julie Jones, AKA Washington DC reviews
Have any questions for Julie Jones, personification of D.C.?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
The Angel and The Devil
Twin girls come out of nowhere. One wears only Red, the other White. The two girls go by Santana (Red) and Angel (White) Jones. Santana is cautious of everything, always looks for exits incase something goes wrong, and only sees the worst in people. Angel is welcomeing and only sees the good in people. Benny/Santana, Rory/Angel, Ethan/Sarah, unknown OC/Erica.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,538 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Benny W., Erica, Ethan M., Rory K.
Julie Jones reviews
As I waited for Julie to come out of school, I got a text, saying that there was an emergency G8 meeting. I paled and heard the door open. I turned to see a girl at the age of 5 with unnaturally long, blonde hair with baby blue eyes. "Hey, Daddy!" "Hello, Julie. How was your first day of school? I hope people where nice to you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
When Animals Turn Human reviews
I only own Prof. Pippins, Chrysti, and Kiki. If you want Character Info, p-m me.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Phineas, Perry, Django
Seperated Simeise reviews
Frank and Len wake up in a strange place. OC/Frank, Misery/Len, Ruby Gloom/Skull Boy, Iris/OC, OC/OC, OC/OC. Each OC is a different one.
Ruby Gloom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013
George Weasley and I
I only own Chrystashia and her relationship with the Weaselys. I do not own anybody but her and her relationships. Sorry if I mispell anything. The reason I don't own her mom is because Chrystashia, Fleur, and Gaberille share the same mother but doesn't know it. So J. K. Rowling owns the mother, NOT me. I also don't own her animegis form. I based it off of Siruis's form. Got it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,455 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - George W., OC
I am a What? reviews
Crappy title. Awesome story. OC/RAI, OC/CLAY, OC/CHASE, JACK/ASHELY\KATNAPPE. DIFFERENT OC FOR EACH ONE.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Chase, Raimundo