Author has written 14 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, Harry Potter, Naruto, Danny Phantom, Avatar: Last Airbender, How to Train Your Dragon, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Tangled.
I have to say that I am a personal fan of Anime, some of my favorites are Yu-Gi-Oh!, Soul Eater, Tegami Bachi and a few others that I'd rather not mention.
Just so you know, I don't like people who copy my story themes, so BUG OFF PEOPLE!!!!! Anyway, I have a lot of stories that I am planning to post, but with school going on and Me going into High School next year in 2012, I might not have enough time to post my stories.
FOR PEOPLE WHO JUST READ MY NEWEST STORY, FRACTURED AVATAR, HERE IS THE GIST OF MY AU!.
Fractured Avatar AU!
When Aang sealed himself inside the iceberg, the Avatar State was in such a horrid condition due to a combination of Aang's mental state, and the betrayal that caused the death of the previous Avatar, that the Avatar Soul... fractured. Splitting up into its five base traits: Water, Earth, Fire, Air, and Spirit; the pieces sought new homes until one day they could be reunited. The Air piece remained within our beloved airbender, while the other four pieces wandered the world waiting for the right host to inhabit. Choosing those of specific bloodlines, the pieces nestled within their new bodies, effectively creating Five Avatars. There they lay in wait until the five pieces can be reunited and their hosts all learn to control the five aspects of the Avatar Soul.We all know that Zuko is the descendant of Avatar Roku, but Katara and Sokka are the descendants of Avatar Kuruk through Kanna, who had Hakoda when she came to the Southern Water Tribe who then had a son and daughter, Aang is of Yangchen's line on his mother's side, and Toph's family is the last living family of Avatar Kyoshi.
This idea and AU belongs wholly to Lex_Perseph0ne from Ao3 and myself. We spent hours going over the details of this story, and I don't want anyone stealing! If you must make a reference, please guide them towards my story so they may read. If you blatantly steal without giving due credit, I will report you. I worked really hard on this story, and I will not tolerant anyone trying to steal it. If you suggest an idea and I use it, I will credit you, as credit is earned where credit is due. But if you copy my story, and post it as your own, I will not go easy on you. This is the first story in nearly ten years that I have been excited to write, and I will not have my mood dampened by you trying to claim it as yours.
If you want to write a story with an idea from mine (which I doubt), please PM me first to make sure so I don't rage hell on you for unknown stealing. If you want to create fanart (which I also doubt) of my story, please post a link directing towards my story.
My ao3 account is up! I go by the same name Rain of the Forest, so just type my penname in. I will only give my penname as trying to post links in profiles never work so I won't even try. I will also TRY posting it to my Deviantart account, DangerousToBeWith so find me there. (Newsflash, it's empty).
Thank you for reading and please adhere to the guidelines!
Rules for Yu-Gi-Oh! Lovers
One- Always say something that a person from the series says a lot
Two-Pretend your talking to a spirit, and when people ask who your talking to, say "I'm talking to Atem, Bakura and Marik, you can't see them because you don't like Yu-Gi-Oh! like I do"
Three-Whenever your being teased, say that you'll tell Bakura and that he'll send them to the Shadow Realm for being mean to you
Four-Never say "Oh my God', say "Oh my Ra"
Five-When your all alone at night, pretend that Atem is at your side (but people please, don't look to see if your right, then you make yourself scared when you see that Atem isn't there!)
Six-When something bad is happening, don't yell "Help me somebody", yell "Seto! Save me!"
Seven-When you are in P.E, tell the teacher that you got hurt by Marik and that you sent him to the Shadow Realm and that in doing so, you are unable to do the exercises
Eight-Always say that you're unable to be married because you're already in love and that the man you love is part of a television show and loves to play card games.
Nine-When you are asked the question "Will you marry me?" say "No, I can't marry you because my heart has been stolen by a character from an anime series and plus, you don't like Egypt!" and even if that person really loves Egypt say something else that you know that person hates.
Ten-When you are swimming, tell a person there that Marik is hiding somewhere under the water and will pull them down, later put on a dark wetsuit and swim under them and try to pull them under the water (do not try this if you can't hold your breath for very long!)
Eleven- When you go to school and are bugged by bullies, tell them that you'll call Yami and he'll send you to the Shadow Realm if they mess with you.
Twelve- When there's an annoying silence shout "Yu-Gi-Oh! ROCKS!, "I love you Atem!". "It's the end of the world and Bakura doesn't care!", "Seto proposed to Yugi! My love is gay!" or "Dark Magician, I'm right here you dolt."
Thirteen- If you ever see a computer that belongs to a snobby kid, shout "HE/SHE STOLE SETO KAIBA'S LAPTOP AND IS LOOKING THROUGH HIS LOVE ATTRACTION DOCUMENTS!!!"
Fourteen- If someone declares that their favorite movie/TV show/anime series is the best in the world, say this "No true! Yu-Gi-Oh! is so much better and if you don't take it back, Yami, Marik, Bakura, or Seto will come and vandalize your room!" Later, (if you happen to know where they live) sneak into their room at night and write messages on the wall, mess up their floor, put fake bugs on their walls, anything you can think of! When they accuse you the next day that you vandalized their room, say this "I warned you, I told you that if you didn't take it back that they would come and vandalize your room."
I Love my Dad:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Murphy's General Laws
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
THE BLACK MAN WHO SPOKE THE TRUTH
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Things You Do in an Elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator. (This one's a fave!!)
3. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
4. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
5. Drop a pen or pencil, and when someone bends down to pick it up, yell 'That's mine!'
6. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
7. Meow occasionally. (I particularly like this one!)
8. Get out of the elevator at every floor, say 'Oops!' and get back in.
9. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
10. Earlier on, make a bomb and record the sound of its explosion. Later, play the sound of the explosion whenever someone pushes a button.
11. Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets in, ask if they have an appointment.
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others 'It's okay, don't panic, they open again!'
14. Call out 'Group hug!' then enforce it.
15. Tell people they can't come in because it is reserved.
16. Push all the buttons in a random order and leave before the doors close.
17. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
18. Pretend your an air hostess and show the 'passengers' the 'emergency exits'.
19. In the afternoon, preferably around five to four, whenever the doors open, widened your eyes and cry, "AHHH!! IT'S THE BOOGYMAN! HIDE ME!"
9 Things I hate about People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
not talk to fictional characters in public.
not answer fictional characters in public.
not talk to inanimate objects in public.
not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
know what would look good on you?
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
cannot kill the snow.
52.The snow can kill you.
53.Grass can also kill you.
54.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
55.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
56.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
57.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
60.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
62.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
63.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
64.Remember to kill HIM...
65.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
66.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
67.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
68.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
69.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.But not if it's broken glass.
72.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
74.Disregard last note.
76.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
77.Stock up on ball point pens.
78.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
79.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
not stick fingers into blender.
81.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
82.Blood loss is bad.
83.Find way to re-attach fingers.
84.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2:00 a.m.
85.Answer every question with a question.
86.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Refer to people as "mortal".
89.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
90.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
91.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
92.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
95.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
96.Dunk head in boiling water.
97.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
98.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
99.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
100.Find out who invented "Barny"
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak
The Komodo Dragon Phoenix
The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi
the aku dragon of light
Norty lil angel
Rain of the Forest
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever ran into a glass door, thinking it was open copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste in your profile
If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this in your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer (?possibly?)
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you agree, copy and paste in your profile.
Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that Satisfaction brought it back.
90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10% of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically in the background. Copy and paste in your profile if you are like me.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. If this is the kind of thing you think, copy and paste in your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
You! Off my planet! Copy and paste in your profile if you've ever thought or said this before.
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now shut up, Lieutenant Sarcasm. Copy and paste in your profile if you've ever told someone this.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Copy and paste if you've said this before.
Some people were dropped as a baby. You were clearly thrown at a wall, slipped on the stairs, bounced upon the ceiling, and fell out the window. Copy and paste in your profile if you've said this to someone before.
I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. Copy and paste in your profile if you've ever given this excuse.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:
Norty lil angel
Rain of the Forest
Things (or Quotes) I've Noticed (Or others have Noticed)
"We are very busy bringing joy to children! We don't have time...for children!"
Jack:Am I on the Naughty List?
North:Ha! On, Naughty List? You hold record.
In Frozen when Elsa is nearing the end of her song, she is near the very edge of the balcony, but when they do the close-up, she turns around and the doors are shut right behind her. How is that possible when she was about six feet in front of them!
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1) Have you ever been asked out? Hmm.. yes... back when I looked innocent enough not to kill you.
2) Where did you get your default picture? Don't remember.. I think I stole it...
3) What's your middle name? Why should I say it?
4) Your current relationship status? Dating a guy with the same name as my sister's fiance.
5) Does your crush like you back? Obviously if I'm dating him.
6) What is your current mood? Not-happy-about-summer-chores kind of mood.
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? What pervert posted this question?
8) What color shirt are you wearing? Blood red, why?
9) Missing something? Yes, my mind. I think it left with my sanity.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Kill Hitler.
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A tiger.
12) Ever had a near death experience? Sadly, no.
13) Something you do a lot? Play games by myself and do things which make my family question my sanity (which I already said left).
14) The song stuck in your head? Professor Snape (by Shane Blaze on Youtube)
15) Who did you copy and paste this from? War Cry's.
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Um, there's probably over a hundred people with the same birthday, and I don't know a single one.
17) When was the last time you cried? Let's see... I think it was when... no... Maybe it was... nope not that... I can't remember.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yeeeaaaaaah no.
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? To be like Batman.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? They're incredibly annoying.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Um... what is Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret? If I told you it wouldn't be a secret now would it?
23) Favorite color? Blood red.
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Yes, and proud of it.
25) What are you? Insane, crazy, mental, and anything that means "Not right in the head"!
26) Do you speak any other language? Little of Japanese, learning Spanish, and some of my own language.
27) What's your favorite smell? I hardly use my nose except for breathing.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Bland.
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope, and I don't plan to. Do you know how stupid that looks?
30) What are you thinking about right now? Wishing that my life would take a turn for the worst just so it won't be normal anymore.
31) What should you be doing? Um... I don't know.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother.
33) Do you like working in the yard? No, I hate being in the sun. (that don't mean I'm a vampire that will sparkle in the sun)
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Either Frost, Haddock, DunBroch, Corona, Hyyuga, Uchiha, Masaki, or Hakubi.
35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Um, no. The way I act is why he asked me out.
36) What is your natural hair color? Dark brown.
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Wasn't this question answered already?
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Crazy and Proud.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Have you ever had a dream where you were kissed (on the lips) by your favorite character from a favorite movie/video game/TVshow that you are/were obsessed about? Maybe even marry them? If so, copy and paste this into your profile.
Good Friend or Best friend?
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend will kick you, help you up, bite you, then continue walking.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will say, "Oh shit. Who do i have to kill THIS time?"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will tongue-rape the straw, then offer to share.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend will help you when your house is on fire. A best friend will be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
If you think these thoughts are weird, scary, strange, or just plain crazy, copy and re-post onto your own profile.
Weird, Scary, Strange, and just Plain Crazy Thoughts
Therapist = The/rapist...
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns... the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, in manga, or both.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Cooties still exist. Their just called STD's now.
I often get distracted by OOH LOOK A BUNNY!
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.
I have more fictional boyfriends than you do! Haha! Beat that!
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
DON'T MAKE ME RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS!
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Education is important. School however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Don't make me snap my fingers in an alphabetical formation! Hold on, this might take a minute.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and bulls...people...and off the occasional cliff
Oh, yes. I went there.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Two idiots are walking through the woods, when they come upon a set of tracks. Idiot 1 says, 'look, bear tracks!'. Idiot 2 says 'no, those are deer tracks.' They were still arguing when the train hit them.
He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it."
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away
One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching.
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm nice.
Life's harsh, bad luck!
Blow your mind! Smoke dynamite!
Life is a journey. Shame about the destination.
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
If everything in life is coming at you, you're in the wrong lane
Wish upon a star. Wish that it doesn't fall on you.
If I want crap out of you, I'll beat it out of you.
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
If you think someone's better off than you, walk a hundred miles in their shoes. Then you'll be a hundred miles away from them, AND you'll have their shoes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel ... Fingers crossed it isn't an oncoming train.
Many a wise word from the mouth of a fool- but mainly unwise words; that's what they're famous for.
Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You know what 'fine' stands for, don't you? Freaked out... Insecure... Neurotic... and Emotional.
Have you ever noticed that sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears, sometimes when you're sad no one understands your pain, sometimes when you're happy no one sees your smile, but you just have to fart once and everyone knows?
Fire at will! (Poor old Will).
Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat up the moron telling jokes about him.
What doesn't kill me had better run pretty fast.
If you're one-in-a-million, there are 6,600 people just like you.
Have you ever thought about hamsters in the wild? I mean, what do they eat? Do they travel in packs? The way I imagine it, hamsters were once like land piranhas, capable of stripping a cow to the bone in thirty seconds.
I wish my lawn was an emo, then it would cut itself.
Never take life seriously- Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Make love, not sense.
Comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable.
If you love someone, set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them.
When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
People are like slinkies- basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Super- oh wait, its a bird...
You cannot burn me; I'm already on fire.
May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Name" must be named.
I put an extension on my extension, so my house is in a circle now.
Sanity is for the weak.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
The trouble with life is there's no background music
I'm happy don't wreck it by talking
Life. Get one
It's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
People like u r the reasons we have middle fingers
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Satisfaction brought it back.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
DONT READ THE THING BELOW!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
My name is Sarah
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile (although, I actually know someone who CAN do it! Not kidding here!)
If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
The List Of Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not a sloth Animagus.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father in a raspy voice.
I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.
Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.
Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.
Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss".
"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.
Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.
-Neither does adding "izzle".
Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.
Other Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I Apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Professor McGonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time"
41)When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
42) When I am at Hogwarts I will not: sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
43) When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Accidentally fall in love with Draco Malfoy. It will be entirely on purpose.
(If you were sad from the Deaths in "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows part 2" then copy and repost this into your profile)
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
xXxWhen she walks away from you mad, follow her
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail to tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Go, Pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Quotes from anything
"Fred, you next."
"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?!'"
"I love this world, telephones, guns and what's that sticky stuff called?"
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid."- Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean:Curse of the Black Pearl
"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm."- Pippin -Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers
"Laugh to forget, but don't forget to laugh."
"What happened between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows."- Dumbledore- HP and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Can you stand on your head?"- Cheshire Cat - Alice in Wonderland
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars."
“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” - Walt Disney
"What? The nine pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pockets at the time? Oh yes, that sound very piratey."- Mr. Gibbs - Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End
"It does no good to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"You can tell a man that there are fifty billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. But if he sees a sign that says 'WET PAINT', he has to check for himself."- Mario - Breathing Underwater
"The music is all around. All you have to do is listen."- Evan Taylor - August Rush
"Better to ask forgiveness then permission."- Brom - Eragon
The man who is afraid of asking is afraid of learning.
"The future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty."
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
(This was a story that I found somewhere. I can't remember, but when I read it it made me cry.)
The Little Boy Who Lost Everything
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
How to Show TRUE love
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.
What Abortion Does to the Unborn
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list:
EmoWolves of Shadow
Sasuke Uzumaki 83
Rain of the Forest
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A KITTY!
You Know You're an Author IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
(Girls, are you tired of those lame, cheesy, lines boys use to try and get you to go out with them? Are you secretly pulling your hair because of their annoying persistence? Are you just about at the point where you want to smack them in the throat with a metal baseball bat? Well here's your solution!!!! These girl comebacks might actually get your point through their thick heads.)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Today's Society is Cold and STUPID!
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
THAT'S SICK AND MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.