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Joined 04-18-12, id: 3929942, Profile Updated: 04-23-14
Author has written 5 stories for Sims, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Saints Row.

I like to write. I like to write good. As best as I can. I like to write stuff about fandoms I like. I like to badslash. I like to throw tantrums at fandoms I don't like (i.e twilight.) I also like to spork poor fanfics and the like upon my LJ. Weeeeeee!

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Saints Row IV - My Version by AzzyG367 reviews
This is my very first fan fiction, my version of Saints Row IV but with a very big change to the story... Rated M for quite a lot of sex, nudity, violence, and language.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,090 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Shaundi, Pierce
Saints Row the Third by SierraxMarie reviews
Saints Row the Third with a little twist.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Boss/PC, Pierce, Shaundi
A Saint's Resurrection by Shadow182 reviews
Sequel to BoaS. Spanning the entire epic of Saints Row 2, follows the Boss as she rises to reclaim her city, facing newer, deadlier enemies. Final Chapter posted!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 235,999 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Pierce, Shaundi - Complete
Strangetown by UnderxGravity reviews
"Welcome to Strangetown. I'm just curious now, how'd you come across this little town? We love newcomers." Based on Sims 2 DS. Ever wonder why the characters never question what happens in Strangetown?
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
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Evolution of the 3rd Street Saints reviews
This is a time of reflection for the Saints. Their treasured leader is looking to expand the Saints turf, all the while her homies start to change. Good friends become enemies, parents against children, love and loss. One thing is for certain; there ain't any stupid fucking dildos in this.*Also, ever wondered what happened to Dex? Here's my guess. Between SR2-SR3, possibly some SR4
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Shaundi, Pierce
If Ebony met Twila reviews
Mostly just wanna entertain the thought of... 'what if Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Tara Way were to get in a bloody death match with that Twila Topaz chick' Well I'll tell you what it'd be like! It'd be gothic, ridiculous and the final thing that destroys the English language as we know it! Enjoy! Disclaimer: I actually really enjoy My Immortal :O
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Edward
Wanted reviews
Jack Sparrow and Jane Thawn are long lost friends. Jane, trapped in a cursed life walking a thin line between land and sea. Sparrow a youngster roaming the docks of the Caribbean. Reunited purely by chance, this fanfic is a collection of short stories detailing their epic adventures, and finally their thrilling courtship. Takes place before the barf-fest that is the 4th movie
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Twinkle reviews
"They really were great people Nessie... Your mother was anyway" I turn and give Jacob a piercing stare. "She used me," I state coldly. "She saved you" he corrects me. I can see the tension in his muscles, shuffling like the dog that he is. His determination to defend the actions of my mother is palpable. If only he knew the thoughts that passed her mind when I was just her Nudger
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Strangetown
Nothing is what it seems in Strangetown. Lucy Limbinski and her family move to SimNation's most derelict and domestic town in existence - Strangetown. Lucy and her family begin a fresh start, blissfully unaware of the dangers they're about to face.
Sims - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,579 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
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