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Joined 04-18-12, id: 3930574, Profile Updated: 12-08-15
Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Books, Kingdom Hearts, Homestuck, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Team Fortress 2, and Virtue's Last Reward.

It's been over three years since I last updated this. Hell, it has probably been years since I last used this account. I'm bringing it back, at least for a little bit, to see how much I've changed. I might continue the stuff I started before, if it seems people would actually be interested in it. I'll also start some new stuff. I won't be deleting anything (no matter how much I want to.)

I've got too many fandoms to really list.

I'm an aromantic teenager that goes by she/her pronouns. My nickname is Tah.

Feel free to message me :)

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Iris Petals: An Inuzuka Kiba Romance by InuLoveKawaii13 reviews
Kiba, Akamaru, and his team are returning from a mission when Akamaru suddenly turns around to help a girl who is fighting. What happens when she decides to stay in Konoha? And why is she so secretive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kiba I.
Hinata Chronicles by JGResidentEvil reviews
A tale where an unexpected girl gains a powerful weapon and is whisked away into a grand adventure. I don't own Naruto or Kingdom Hearts. Confident Hinata in Later Chapters. NaruHina
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,765 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Xion
Life of Lies: HOMESTUCK LIES (discontinued) by soundlessRaindrop reviews
Niki Landon is 13 years old. All her life, everyone around her has been telling her about her baby pictures, toddler memoirs,etc. Little does she know, all of them are liars. When she enters the magical realm of high school with her previous life, she will uncover all the lies of the past and discover who she really is. These are no ordinary lies. They are HOMESTUCK LIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
101 ways to get kicked out of the manor by KTdidn'tIsweartogod reviews
i really have no idea if there is a summary for this
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Ciel P.
Doctor Nobody by OurLordDisco reviews
The Doctor loses his heart... but wait! What about the spare? Now we have a jealous Luxord, a Xigbar for a babysitter, and a Marluxia... yeah, him being himself. K plus because I most probably have swearing here somewhere.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Xigbar
How to annoy Kuroshitsuji Characters by zeke899 reviews
Have you ever wondered how to annoy the Kuroshitsuji Black Butler characters if you ever met them? Then read… please…
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
How To Annoy Cirque Du Freak Characters by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
A series of lists on how to annoy the characters of Cirque Du Freak.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gannen Harst
How to annoy the Hell out of by xDarkMelodiesx reviews
It's always fun to make fun of and annoy people! So why not annoy the cast of Death Note?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
100 Ways to get Kicked out of the Akatsuki by SilentlyDoomed reviews
Mei is currently the Akatsuki's newest and most annoying member. Even surpassing Tobi. Based off of Sae Kashiwagi's 100 Ways to get Kicked out of the Akatsuki. Pure crack. Rated T for, well for HIdan among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
How To Annoy The Flock! by Max In Training reviews
OK, so the flock made me write this up because i am, as they put it, 'the most goddamn annoying person ever'. it is a guide on how not to annoy them. it is also a guide on how to annoy them, obviously. and so i give to you, HOW TO ANNOY THE FLOCK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010
How to annoy the FMA characters by Rikki Elric reviews
Simple as that, annoying the fullmetal alchemist charaters Plase read
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
333 Ways to get kicked out of the Sereitei by Angelwings228 reviews
did you ever wonder...?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010
How to Annoy Itachi by Jaye Shayna reviews
Itachi jokes and pranks - R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
10 Reasons Why Sephiroth Hates His Brothers by Northsky reviews
A two room apartment, one silver haired killer and his three childish blundering brothers, what does that equal to? Ten reasons why Sephiroth hates his brothers. -Crackfic-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj
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20 Ways To Annoy Homestuck reviews
Like the title says. Rated T because it's Homestuck. I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Karkat V.
Team's Last Fortress: Medicswap reviews
The Medic has to leave the team for a bit and Luna comes in as his temporary replacement. Which, for a lot of reasons, is not a good time, although she's trying to make the best of it. There isn't really much shipping and it's rate T for language, blood, and gore.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2015
Nick's Handlebars
Phoenix and Edgeworth before a trial. I do not own Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney or anything associated with it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, G. Edgeworth - Complete
AUstuck with Rainbow Drinkers reviews
Takes place in an alternate universe on Alternia where Kanaya is a Rainbow Drinker, and other things are different. Have tissues nearby because you could cry. Rated T for language and blood. Let me know if it should be rated M though. I know, I suck at titles and summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kanaya M., Gamzee M.
Ipod Shuffle Challenge reviews
My first attempt at an Ipod Shuffle Challenge. This one is for Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
New Awakenings
Ventus wakes up in Castle Oblivian and meets Darren Shan from the Cirque Du Freak series and an OC. Just a one-shot. Not going to be continued.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Ventus/Ven - Complete