undyingUmbrage
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Joined 04-18-12, id: 3930574, Profile Updated: 09-30-12
Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Books, Kingdom Hearts, Homestuck, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

So, I'm into a bunch of animes/mangas and I play a lot of video games. I, also, would die without music. Homestuck is awesome, too. I have a huge obsession with using correct grammar and punctuation and spelling.

The animes/mangas I like are:

Death Note (I have 7/13 volumes, and I've seen up to episode 12. I also have two of the novels.)

Hetalia(I have the first 2 volumes, and I have watched the first two seasons of the show. "Why won't the lights shut up? I'm never drinking again!" "Dude can party!")

Fruits Basket(I have up to volume 8 and I've seen up to episode 15)

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden(I have up to volume 5 and I randomly have 16 as well(the store I was in didn't have 6 so I decided to get the first volume Kisame shows up in), and I've seen up to episode 33 of Shippuden, but I have 1-4 of the Ultimate Ninja games and I have one game for wii and one for xbox.)

Bleach(I have up to volume 9 and I've seen up to episode 3)

Inuyasha(I have up to volume 4 and I've seen up to, about, episode 20)

Tsubasa RESERVOIR CHRoNiCLE(I have finished the manga)

Soul Eater(I am on episode 13 of the second season)

Corpse Princess(I've only seen episode 2)

Lucky Star(I've seen up to, about, episode 14)

Dragon Ball Z Kai(I've seen up to episode 5, but I've had plenty of spoilers)

Black Butler(I think I've seen every episode)

Angel Beats(I've seen every episode and I think it should have lasted longer.)

Haruhi Suzumiya(I've only read up to volume 4)

Fullmetal Alchemist(On episode 24)

Video game series that I'm in:

Kingdom Hearts(I'm in the process of playing Re:chain of memories and I'm at the last battle of 358/2 Days, but I don't have Re:coded or Dream Drop Distance. I've beaten all the others.)

Final Fantasy(Currently in the process of FFIV, FFVIII, and I have Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (love Kadaj))

And I am an undyingUmbrage fangirl, so I like to roleplay as him on omegle. I'm also in love with Captain America.

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Iris Petals: An Inuzuka Kiba Romance by InuLoveKawaii13 reviews
Kiba, Akamaru, and his team are returning from a mission when Akamaru suddenly turns around to help a girl who is fighting. What happens when she decides to stay in Konoha? And what is she hiding; how many secrets does she hold?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kiba I.
Hinata Chronicles by jgresidentevil reviews
A tale where an unexpected girl gains a powerful weapon and is whisked away into a grand adventure. I don't own Naruto or Kingdom Hearts. Confident Hinata in Later Chapters. NaruHina
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 177,305 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Xion
Life of Lies: HOMESTUCK LIES (discontinued) by XP-SM1L3Z-X3 reviews
Niki Landon is 13 years old. All her life, everyone around her has been telling her about her baby pictures, toddler memoirs,etc. Little does she know, all of them are liars. When she enters the magical realm of high school with her previous life, she will uncover all the lies of the past and discover who she really is. These are no ordinary lies. They are HOMESTUCK LIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
101 ways to get kicked out of the manor by Kikyo Cockerham reviews
i really have no idea if there is a summary for this
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Ciel P.
Doctor Nobody by OurLordDisco reviews
The Doctor loses his heart... but wait! What about the spare? Now we have a jealous Luxord, a Xigbar for a babysitter, and a Marluxia... yeah, him being himself. K plus because I most probably have swearing here somewhere.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Xigbar
How to annoy Kuroshitsuji Characters by zeke899 reviews
Have you ever wondered how to annoy the Kuroshitsuji Black Butler characters if you ever met them? Then read… please…
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
333 Ways to get Kicked Out Of Castle Oblivion by komodo.dragon2 reviews
333 ways Kingdom Hearts style! : Please R&R! T for Axel's sake...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011
How To Annoy Cirque Du Freak Characters by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
A series of lists on how to annoy the characters of Cirque Du Freak.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gannen Harst
How to annoy the Hell out of by xDarkMelodiesx reviews
It's always fun to make fun of and annoy people! So why not annoy the cast of Death Note?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
100 Ways to get Kicked out of the Akatsuki by SilentlyDoomed reviews
Mei is currently the Akatsuki's newest and most annoying member. Even surpassing Tobi. Based off of Sae Kashiwagi's 100 Ways to get Kicked out of the Akatsuki. Pure crack. Rated T for, well for HIdan among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
How To Annoy The Flock! by Max In Training reviews
OK, so the flock made me write this up because i am, as they put it, 'the most goddamn annoying person ever'. it is a guide on how not to annoy them. it is also a guide on how to annoy them, obviously. and so i give to you, HOW TO ANNOY THE FLOCK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010
How to annoy the FMA characters by Rikki Elric reviews
Simple as that, annoying the fullmetal alchemist charaters Plase read
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2010
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
333 Ways to get kicked out of the Sereitei by Angelwings228 reviews
did you ever wonder...?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010
How to Annoy Itachi by Jaye Shayna reviews
Itachi jokes and pranks - R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
10 Reasons Why Sephiroth Hates His Brothers by Northsky reviews
A two room apartment, one silver haired killer and his three childish blundering brothers, what does that equal to? Ten reasons why Sephiroth hates his brothers. -Crackfic-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj
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Nick's Handlebars
Phoenix and Edgeworth before a trial. I do not own Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney or anything associated with it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, G. Edgeworth - Complete
20 Ways To Annoy Homestuck reviews
Like the title says. Rated T because it's Homestuck. I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Karkat V.
AUstuck with Rainbow Drinkers reviews
Takes place in an alternate universe on Alternia where Kanaya is a Rainbow Drinker, and other things are different. Have tissues nearby because you could cry. Rated T for language and blood. Let me know if it should be rated M though. I know, I suck at titles and summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kanaya M., Gamzee M.
Ipod Shuffle Challenge reviews
My first attempt at an Ipod Shuffle Challenge. This one is for Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
New Awakenings
Ventus wakes up in Castle Oblivian and meets Darren Shan from the Cirque Du Freak series and an OC. Just a one-shot. Not going to be continued.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Ventus/Ven - Complete