Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Shugo Chara!.
Previously known as CrystalLover and TheDishThatRanAwayWithTheSpoon.
Age: That's for me to know, and you to probably never find out!
So I've been on this site for quite a number of years already; reading fanfiction, of course. I also managed to write a few - they're not splendid, but i hope you try them!
:.Thoughts to ponder.:
Some might argue, but reading fanfiction can REALLY IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH. FOR REAL. NO KIDDING. #Experience
I'm not sure how many people this applies to, but it certainly does for me. Some authors have REAL good Grammar and Vocab. No harm in learning a thing or two from them. :D
Writing fanfics can also be good practice, if need be! :)
Just some friendly advice! Cuz it worked for me. :)) No offense or anything else meant!
So if anyone complains about you spending infinite time on Fanfiction.net and stuff, here's your excuse ;)
There are many Sakura Haruno lovers and haters out there. Personally, I do not have a definite view on this; on which category I'm in. It all depends on how she is portrayed in that particular story. For instance, a story with Naruto's POV may show how much Sakura ill-treats him. Thus, I would then feel super, duper, irritated at her. On another hand, a Sakura-centric story that might show her good points then causes me to admire her. This is only the case if a story is well-written and convincing, of course.
Underused Words of the English Language
Ailurophile A cat-lover.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why on earth would I keep looking after I found it?
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
((APPRECIATE YOUR PARENTS... Before it's too late.)) -This Username Is Classified
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
((We're all still human. You're fighting for equal rights? Prove it.)) -This Username Is Classified
List your twelve favorite Shinobi in no particular order:
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Neji/Tsunade? UMM, no, but if there's one about Neji's loyalty to his Fifth Hokage then sure, why not.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Well I think Tenten's fine... Probably err 7 or 8/10.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Gaara getting Shikamaru pregnant would cause a whole lot of research on how a male could possibly get another male pregnant, for sure.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Temari... Yes, but I don't specifically search hers up. Stories I've read that's included her usually includes Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Tenten as well.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
I'm not sure if Ino and Neji would make a "good" couple HAHAHA. A plausible couple, but definitely not my OTP.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Between Sasuke/Temari and Sasuke/Hanabi, I'd choose Sasuke/Temari.
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?
Naruto would probably scream, stutter and point at Ino and Gaara. IMO HAHA.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
No matter what happens, I'll always be by your side. (Hinata/Hanabi sister fic)
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
YES. Smarty fluff. Sakura/Shikamaru make one brainy tag-team.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
It's Us Against The World (Naruto/Gaara)
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
No friends list, but I'm sure people read NaruHina or other fics involving Hinata.
12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Those who aren't on my non-existent friends list, yes.
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Never seen a Ino/Tenten/Sasuke fic before...
14)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars. AHAHAHHAA
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
...The strong peeps? Idrk. Sorry. (Sakura/Neji/Gaara)
16) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Teach me how to dougie? (Hanabi on Ino so I figured she'd ask her senpai for help and stuff haha)