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Joined 05-30-03, id: 393268, Profile Updated: 06-07-10
Author has written 11 stories for Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, Invader Zim, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hot Fuzz, Warcraft, and Fallout.

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Memento Mori by northno.3 reviews
In the years after the war, Ty Lee chases ghosts. Azula confronts her own hubris and remembers her mortality. Azula/Ty Lee. Discontinued.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,417 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
All the Pharaoh's Men by Lady Amarra reviews
Rodney's caught in a slave camp, all alone against the guards and inmates. This is the story of his struggle to get out again. McShep-match participation 08. Light Mcshep. See warnings inside.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Circle of the Sun by Lady Amarra reviews
What if Sheppard was the one ending up in the machine in Tao of McKay? What if he ascends but can't stop helping the people of Atlantis? This is the story of his punishment. SGABigBang2008, McShep, Slash not graphic, Warnings: non-graph. PLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/27/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Sirens of Azeroth by T. Mirai reviews
The Red Thorns is a harem of the most beautiful and desired women of Azeroth. When a young night elf finds herself inducted into their group, will their lascivious, wild lifestyle be too much for her? Or will it give her the adventure she always wanted?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 195,681 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Night Elf - Complete
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
A Hundred Ways Rodney Felt Pain by x Varda x reviews
...in both mind and body. One hundred short scenes for the fabled Fanfic100 Challenge from LiveJournal. Now complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 89,444 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Terrible Research by OukamiYasha reviews
Ellis has become a victim of CEDA's experiments, and Nick's not sure if he'll ever be normal again. Hunter Ellis, Nick/Ellis slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,385 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Time of the Orc by Northmen reviews
It has been years since the defeat of the Alliance at the hands of the Horde and humanity is being pushed to the edge of existence. Follow the stories of the few surviving Alliance and the victorious Horde in this alternative chapter of Warcraft.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Sleep by AuralayKristine reviews
In the CEDA quarantine camp, Nick can't sleep. Set after the events of the game. SLASH, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Lowest Common Denominator by queriana reviews
Q, the once omnipotent trickster, loses his powers and becomes a drug smuggler. Spin-off of "Deja Q." M for language, drug use, violence, and sex.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Q, J. Picard
Good Intentions by Cyrrer reviews
They had a foolproof plan to enter the temple on PX-4742. Unfortunately not everything went accoring to plan. This is a kind of 'aliens made them do it' variation. McShep now complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Winter in Glasgow by Anrel reviews
TF2 based original rp. Thomas McGregor had just graduated from Detra's H-core program and decided to pay his late father a visit, only to meet a "ghost". Tolouse had a proposition for him. The spy's plan? Take down an organization. Suicide? Perhaps.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Southshore by CerisePop reviews
Mariella Wendell is the only woman on the Southshore Guard. Though the battle between Tarren Mill and Southshore wages, Mariella struggles on another front. As she fights to make her place among her fellow guardsman, an unexpected romance begins to bloom.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007
Warcraft: Outbreak by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: The Plague of Undeath was effective and destructive, such traits making history of its initial proliferation among the Northlands hard to come by. However, that does not mean that no records exist at all, as the Kirin Tor came to discover.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Human - Complete
Christmas Fuzz by Gildir reviews
December 2006: Three people are on their way to Sandford for Christmas: Danny Butterman, Michael "Lurch" Armstrong, and a man with a red suit and a white beard. Rated T for immaturity, violence, and general "Hot Fuzz"-ness. Now complete.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Yellow Blankets by YamiTami reviews
Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
A Very Merry PC Christmas by Big Twinkie reviews
Inspector Angel prepares for Christmas. Hot Fuzz.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
I'd Drive All Night Just to Get Back Home by roqueclasique reviews
AU. John's disappeared, Sam's at Stanford, and Dean's struggling to keep it together after a hunting accident leaves him injured in a life-changing way. The story opens when he places a call to Bobby from the hospital... PART ONE OF THE DRIVE 'VERSE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,842 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Blood Thistle by Zaisana reviews
*M rated* Cross faction Romance! I wrote this a while back for another site. I grew very attatched to my characters and it ended up going further than I expected. Looking for comments! Note: The story has been completed but I will be uploading it in part
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Egyptian Water by Tawg reviews
Hot Fuzz. A child goes missing, Danny struggles with his own parent-related issues, and there’s at least one area in which Nicholas isn’t being completely honest.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If Protocol Allows by Sudonim reviews
The Neighborhood Watch has been done away with and the village has cooled down, but while Nick is doing his best to ‘shut off’ and connect, Danny is trying to ‘turn on,’ but is it really what Nick wants anymore? NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Counting Sheep by Tawg reviews
[Hot Fuzz] What if Nicholas hadn't survived the robed assult? Danny realises that movies can't cure everything, and is forced to start thinking.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Spectre In The Flame by Onion Man Chive reviews
The story of Hanzo Hasashi before and after he became the Hellspawned Spectre known as Scorpion. Rated for graphic violence, mild language, and disturbing images involving mutilation and slow torture. Complete!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Harpy Queen Skrch by SickleYield reviews
Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
All of Eden by Nixa Jane reviews
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between sunset and the sunrise. McShep slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Redemption: The battle Of Scorpion and SubZero by Shadaloo reviews
The Final Battle between Scorpion and Sub-Zero at the end of Mortal Kombat I. Previously posted on MortalKombatOnline.com
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/11/2005
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
The Old Story Of Mortal Kombat by QQQ p reviews
Explanation added at the beginning. Am still writing (=
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
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Dancing with the Devil reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
Sown on the Dusky Clods reviews
A story about those who are different. New Avalon has become a haven for undead who shun the Scourge and the Forsaken, but their fragile way of life is disrupted by the appearance of a human woman and her child.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Dark Ages reviews
Fallout 3 one-shot. Kathy just wanted to take care of her dog. It was simple. Harmless. So why did the human race feel the need to screw that up, too?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Light reviews
Three paladins and the encounters that changed their lives. Contains same-sex insinuations and mild violence. One-shot/snapshot.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Enfiladed Man reviews
Hot Fuzz. Set in the year that passed near the end of the film. Nicholas/Danny.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Python reviews
HOT FUZZ What if the NWA's mindgames worked? Hints of NA/DB
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008
Policing Paradise reviews
Hot Fuzz DannyNicholas. Sandford gets a Tesco, a rampage of local pigs is narrowly averted, Danny outsmarts Nicholas, and the new pub finally opens. Life after the movie. Twoshot.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Cleansing reviews
Zuko rages against his new life as a commoner working in a teashop. A chance encounter with the Avatar has mixed results. Roughly based around the Tales of Ba Sing Se. Foreshadows Season 2 finale. [Oneshot, Zukoinsight]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Zuko - Complete
The End reviews
It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Children reviews
At the end of the world, Slade and Robin share an unexpected conversation. An insight into Slade's elusive character and a darker reason for his obsession with a worthy apprentice. Oneshotish
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Slade, Robin - Complete
Mercy reviews
After Aku spares Jack's life, even against his better judgement, he is forced to concede that something is amiss. A one shot, Aku-centric fic. Sweet in a twisted and morbid kind of way.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete