If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.

AU. Drama teacher Eames and Math teacher Arthur couldn't be more different, but the former is determined to break through the other man's shields and the latter is determined to put the sexy Brit in his place once and for all. Just who will win?

Harvey has always put on a good show at work. He has put a lot of effort into the smoke and mirrors act, and it had worked to his advantage- until now. Backed into a corner by a law he can't side-step, he decides Mike is his only way out. They're getting married, and Mike really has no say in it. Slight AU, Plays off "The Proposal", mike/harvey

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.

They've been together two years, and the decisions they have to make now are going to shape the rest of...well, everything. Spock/McCoy, Arc Two of A Temporary Madness.

*Secondary school AU* Sherlock Holmes, the class genius, and John Watson, an avid football player, become an unlikely team within the halls of the elite Newcastle School.

HPDDM slash. Someone else has defeated a Dark Lord, Harry and Draco's adopted son is grown up, and grandchildren are being born. Still, life goes on. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Draco has been called to be a dance instructor at Hogwarts. McGonagall mistakenly wants to make the Yule Ball a tradition. And she's hired the last person Draco would have expected as another instructor. COMPLETE.

Sherlock tours worldwide with the English National Ballet. John dances the Lindy Hop competitively all across the globe. That they would meet, then, by the slimmest of chances in one lonely city, is pure coincidence. The whole 'dancing together' bit is a little more planned. Dancer!AU.

Louis needs a place to crash for a month and talks family friend Teddy into letting him stay with him, having no idea just how wrapped around his little finger Teddy really is.

You know your day is going to be weird when some kid you've never seen before calls you "Papa."

Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs

Molly Hooper's relationship, or whatever it is, she still hasn't been able to find a proper name for it, with Sherlock Holmes started out with a favor. Flash forward years later and she wonders if he knows that this particular favor will finally be the one to kill her.

The story of two lives becoming one - which is easier said than done when one's divorced, the other's neurotic, and both suffer from the unfortunate malady of being friends with James T. Kirk. And it all began with a bar. Long developing Spock/McCoy. Arc One now complete; Arc Two coming soon.

Alexei Dolohov is determined to settle things between him and Hugo Weasley once and for all. And as always it doesn't go at all the way he planned. Mini sequel to 'For 10 Galleons'.

Stripper!AU: A skinny boy from Brooklyn needs to improve his figure drawing skills, what better place than a strip club? Capsicoul.

Next door neighbors Albus and Scorpius have accidentally bought matching earrings, and there's more to the pieces of jewelry than meets the eye.

Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.

The Third Part.

Sora, a recently chosen slayer with a knack for running into trouble, finds himself growing closer to the gifted vampire Riku and the rest of his family, despite their unsavory tendencies; however, his association with the powerful vampiric bloodline eventually draws the ire of the ancient organization that dominates vampiric conduct...

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

He could fix this.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

One-shot of The Coiners' Paper Trail - it's ten years later and first year Theo Potter is coming home for Christmas holidays. Very light and every day kind of story.

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations. cliche fic fest

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

When you step over a line, you draw attention. Now, Iruka has to face the consequences, and slowly he realizes the nature of interest he has sparked with his misbehaviour. Little to no fluff. More warnings inside. Yaoi. Genma, Kakashi, Iruka.

Jim wakes to the sounds of sirens, but only peace exists here. Just a short fluff piece. Established K/S relationship.

"Honestly, it's practically criminal when a cleared throat interrupts them." Of the Routine series. Arthur/Eames fluff.

Drunken shenanigans ensue when Kirk and McCoy can't keep their hands off each other. Spock tries to make them behave, but finds himself seduced instead. Kirk/Spock/McCoy, threesome, PWP

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Post-It Verse. AU set in 21st Century:: A connection between two people forms by degrees. Love is measured by how much you can help a person and how much a person heals you in return.

Amidst all of that perfection, even disorder has its charm. Arthur/Eames.

"The great Uzumaki Naruto might be good at a lot of things, but I don't think even you can get someone off without touching them."

Or undressed? Eames arrives at headquarters. Arthur finds him topless. Ariadne walks in. Harmless Arthur/Eames.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.

No Amok time/Journey to Babel. Spock visits Vulcan for an arranged marriage to Sorvik. His crewmates, however,are concerned when told he is Sorvik's 'property', and after seeing the bruises from the ponfar think he is being abused. Slash. NON-GRAPHIC.

Jim and Bones are meant to be together. Until Spock gets in the way. Spock/Kirk/McCoy

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

Sasuke and Sai want to prove who's a better screw to Naruto. At the same time. SasuNaruSai, PWP, lemon, hatesex and UST.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot

When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

A hot day brings a guy to want something cold, so when Naruto starts rummaging through the fridge and finds something he has never seen before, you'd think he would have the brain not to drink it... or not. SasuNaru, PWP, lemon, smut.

So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het

K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...

Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.

Axel Rote finds love in a park, within a boy seven years his junior. Unfortunately, Roxas loves him back.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.

I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE

Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

Sidestory to Pantogogue. Harry’s POV. What really happened on Halloween? Where was Harry for the subsequent weeks and what changed him so markedly?

Shino enters into an arranged marriage, but, as life continues, his relationship with Kiba is also changing. ShinoxOC ShinoxKiba. Rated M as of chapter fourteen.

Enforced babysitters, genetically warped eyes and dark-haired teenagers for whom hormones are starting to affect their professionalism. Because sex in hidden villages is bound to be complicated. NejiSasu AU

Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

ABL Sequel. In the aftermath of the war, Harry changes in a way not even his bondmates understand. Death, secrets, and fear hang over the wizarding world, threatening to tear them all apart. HP/DM, HP/SS, HG/RW, HG/LL, HG/RL, LL/VC and OCs in the mix too.

Oneshot. Severus and Harry came to a ceasefire during the war, but they are still misunderstood. Dumbledore is hoodwinked. HBP AU.

When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.

AU. Roxas took a deep, steadying breath, gathering the last of his severely abused dignity close to his heart before he knocked on the door. Housekeeping.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

AU. Sasuke's brother has been dating Naruto's brother for a year. Sasuke suspects he's asexual and has yet to be attracted to anything. When he meets Naruto, will he gain a lover or will the two be torn apart? Yaoi! SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, and others.

It's hard to love someone who has no idea that you exist. But sometimes in the end it turns out you were focusing your attention on the wrong person anyways... DoumekiWatanuki AU COMPLETE

Lying in bed next to Amestris's number one most eligible bachelor, sometimes Roy Mustang had to wonder what Ed got out of all this. RoyEd, fluff.

Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi

Cloud wants Riku. Badly. Only problem? Riku is his little brothers' best friend. Not good. So very not good. Oh, dear. CLOUDxRIKU.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]

Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Boredom leads to conversations. Conversations lead to ideas. Ideas lead to action. [DavidxGreg]

After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]

Ginny Weasley has always been the quiet little mouse. What if, however, on the worst day of her life she proved to everyone that she could roar?

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. SSHP COMPLETE

Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE

And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4

[COMPLETED] Set after book 5. Draco faces 6th year without his father's support, but standing alone in Slytherin is by no means easy.

A/U Blaise Zabini is just another Slytherin. That is, until fifth year when OWLs, girls, Gryffindors, and the new Defense teacher decide to make his life as complicated and unpleasant as possible. And what does the Order have to do with all this?

Revenge is sweet and Draco Malfoy discovers this first hand as he turns hated enemy Ginny Weasley into a kitten. But maybe revenge isn't all it's said to be...

Draco gets caught for drunk driving... and ends up helping a blind Ginny as "punishment". Will love blossom between them... or will the wrath of a serial killer, slowly tear them apart! CHAPTER 4 IS UP!!!

The greatest lies you tell are to those you love. DG

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

There was nothing between Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley, but when the inborn Dark Mark starts to take over Draco, the both of them are thrown together into a very vital project that just might change the fate of him, and others [Epilogue posted/Complete]

**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS

It was too cold to not hold each other.

**COMPLETE** Ginny and Draco must spend some time together because of a curse, and, of course, while they get to know each other… you guess.

Draco discovers a beautiful piano in one of Hogwart's many secret rooms, and his following private reverie is seen and pondered by a small red-headed girl...now complete. DG. Pre-OotP.

*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]

**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...

Until peace between two, become allies or love, the bonding together will then dissolve. Draco and Ginny must learn to get along, to be free of the ancient and powerful magic that was put on them... [[Currently being Rewritten]]