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563 ways to anoy everyone!!!!!!

1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.
7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
8. Sniffle incessantly.
9. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
11. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace.
12. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
13. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
14. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
15. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
16. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
17. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
18. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
19. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
20. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
21. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
22. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
23. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
24. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
25. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
26. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
27. Honk and wave to strangers.
28. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
29. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
30. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
31. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
32. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
33. Only type in lowercase.
34. Don’t use any punctuation either
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.
40. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
41. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
42. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
43. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
44. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
45. Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
46. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
47. Ask people what gender they are.
48. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
49. Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
50. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
51. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
52. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book, claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
53. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
54. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
55. Wear a LOT of cologne.
56. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
57. Sing along at the opera.
58. Mow your lawn with scissors.
59. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
60. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
61. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
62. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
63. Never make eye contact.
64. Never break eye contact.
65. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
66. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
67. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.
68. Ask people to donate to your favorite charity--yourself.
69. Explode a lot.
70. Bring your puppy into fancy restaurants.
71. Purposely crash into walls and insist it never happened.
72. Slap someone every time they say "potato".
73. Sneeze on people.
74. Bother people you don't know.
75. Accidentally misspell wurdz.
76. Have an over-active imagination.
77. Write a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, long sentence.
78. Throw dishes at people when they talk too much.
79. Tell people to shut up when they start to talk.
80. Tell people to shut up when you think they might start talking.
81. Bother people you don't know by loudly ripping paper.
82. Bounce objects off bald guy's heads. (no offense to bald guys :))
83. Tell people you're from the future and that they will die within 24 hours.
84. Then tell them again.
85. And again.
86. And one more time for good measure. But don't overdo it.
87. Overdo it anyway.
88. Claim you have split personalities and argue with yourself.
89. Then have your third personality join in.
90. Steal people’s pens.
91. Toss things out windows of a very tall building.
92. Let your Yorkshire terrier chew the tar out of someone's briefcase.
93. Then in front of the owner give the dog a biscuit and tell it "good job, but you missed a spot."
94. Don't bathe.
95. Then tell people it’s a new fragrance from France.
96. Laugh if they believe you.
97. Don't bathe your dog.
98. And bring it to a wedding.
99. Repeat rules 94-96 aloud to make people thing you're psycho.
100. Put a dog in your backpack and bring it to school, saying your dog ate your schoolbooks, so you couldn't do your homework.
101. Run around, screaming and flailing your arms like a lunatic.
102. Collect animal eggs and store them in your medicine cabinet for nosy people to be surprised when they check it.
103. Purposely make someone get an error and disconnect from AOL IM.
104. Make people believe you're an AOL hacker by having an evil address.
105. Use the phrase "hehe" a lot.
106. Lie about EVERYTHING and make it obvious that you are.
107. Make up your own internet-ese and type it to people and see if they understand.
108. Be really stupid.
109. Make a list of annoying things.
109. Use the same number twice.
110. Ring people’s doorbells and say you’re from Publishers’ Clearing House, telling them they didn’t win a prize.
111. Spin your head in circles.
112. Smack people in the face and claim it’s an arm spasm.
114. Skip numbers in a numbered list.
23. Then add a number from out of nowhere.
115. At restaurants, eat food off other people’s plates while they stare at you in amazement.
116. Gain 200 pounds and order four pizzas from a pizza place, then insist on not paying because they were ten seconds late.
117. Visit a friend and replace all their silverware with chopsticks.
118. Bring fast food into another restaurant.
119. Steal the deal in euchre until someone notices.
120. Play 52-card pickup by yourself in front of everyone.
121. On every scrap of paper you find, scribble "Happy Valentine’s Day" and give it to people.
122. Scatter camouflaged objects all over the floor and laugh at people that trip.
123. Take off your socks and toss them randomly around your house, and take note of who passes out.
124. Throw a party at a friend’s house while he/she are gone, leave a mess, then insist it was a surprise party. "Surprise! We trashed your house!"
125. Strew fly paper all over the floor in the public restroom.
126. Talk in a really high-pitched voice.
127. Never change the tone of your voice This means no feeling emphasis emotion or punctuation of any kind
128. Prop your feet up on a computer desk and insist you type with your feet.
129. End all your sentences with question marks?
130. Play golf with a friend, and launch all his/her golf balls into a lake, one after the other.
131. Add another annoying thing to the end of this list every time you receive it, and send it to everyone you know, including the person that sent this to you.
132. Go burn the Puerto Rican flag.
133. Go to Lebanon, and burn their flag while claiming that you're a member of Hammas.
134. Yell out "that's gotta hurt" every time that someone dies in a movie.
135. Swat at the air for no reason so people will think that you're crazy.
136. When you go to shake someone's hand, sniff them for no reason.
137. Talk with a Russian accent.
138. Put. periods. after. all. words.
139. Don'tputspacesbetweenwords.
140. Or forget rules 132-135 and imitate every action of the most recent Seinfeld.
141. Try putting a CD in the slot for a 3.5" floppy and then say, "It doesn't fit."
142. Wear glitter eye shadow for no reason.
143. Say "no?" after every sentence so the person you're talking to doesn't know whether to say "yes" or "no" or something else.
144. Put your hair like Kramer's for no apparent reason.
145. In the middle of "Men in Black", get up & scream, "BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!"
146. Eat everything you see.
147. Eat nothing you see.
148. When people ask if they can have your phone number (or anything else of yours) say you'll have to talk to your lawyer first.
149. Ask people what the word "the" means.
150. Ask strangers where babies come from.
151. Ramble at people in Russian.
152. If they understand you, knock them unconscious with a Wrench.
153. Or a Candlestick.
154. Or a Lead Pipe.
155. Talk about soap opera characters as if they are real.
156. Pretend video games are real.
157. Chop down telephone poles.
158. Drive a large vacuum down the road.
159. Or try a ride-on lawn mower.
160. Repeat something.
161. Repeat something.
162. Repeatedly give your friends lists of ways to be annoying.
163. Make up unreasonable stories and try to get people to believe you.
164. Sell iceboxes to people in Alaska.
165. Take over the world.
166. Show people that you can count to a million.
167. Tell people you’ll be a DJ when you grow up.
168. Purposely stand in someone’s way until they get the nerve to ask you to move.
169. Laugh at everything someone says especially right in the middle of sentences.
170. Laugh and point at someone for no reason.
171. Stop talking in the middle of
172. Erect a 50-foot billboard in front of your house.
173. Insist that French West Africa still exists.
174. Tell people that you are from the Afrika Corps.
175. Tell people that you can't do that because it is against your religion.
176. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
177. Don't tip the guy who parks your car at an elegant restaurant.
178. Tell people the truth (whether it is what they want to hear or not.).
>179. Put > symbols before all lines >in an e-mail.
180. When walking down a sidewalk, walk into people. When they try to get out of the way, move in their way.
181. Ask people questions as you walk with them.
182. Launch bottle rockets into your neighbor's yard and then declare war.
183. .sdrawkcab etirW
184. Drive into the back-ends of others and tell them that you thought that it was bumper cars.
185. Dress in all one color.
186. Ask people what they want to be when they grow up.
187. Go to work with the flu.
188. Burn fiction books.
189. Have a powwow in Red Square.
190. Cut down your neighbors’ trees and tell them that you are clearing the old growth so that there isn't a forest fire.
191. Don't answer your phone.
192. Don't read your mail.
193. Put no trespassing signs up in your yard.
194. Pour "Lawn Be-gone" on your neighbor's lawn.
195. Park your car in the middle of the road so no one can get to where they want to go.
196. Cut your grass at three in the morning.
197.Wear a cowboy hat inside public buildings.
198. Put plastic explosives inside the abandoned building down the street from where you live and set them off at three in the morning.
0199. Put zeros before numbers and tell people that they look good there.
200. Shine very bright light into people's eyes.
201. Post bio-hazard signs in your yard.
202. Pronounce numbers such as .4 as forty hundredths instead of four tenths.
203. Send the same e-mail through 3 or 4 times.
204. Send it through again.
205. Ask someone the same question over, and over again. When they finally tell you to shut up and that you've asked them that question already ten times, tell them, "I was just going to ask you that."
206. Wear a "for sale" sign around your neck.
207. Place a sign stating: "Could be radioactive" on your lawn.
208. Bleach your hair, just so you can look stupid.
209. Wear two-toned shoes.
210. Tell people that there is a right way and a wrong way to eat a potato.
211. Loan out empty pens.
212. Type in bright green size 3 font.
213. Put magnets up to disks; say that it is an experiment to see whether something will happen to it.
214. Laugh at stuff that isn't funny at all.
215. Don't laugh at stuff that is funny.
216. When making a list of annoying things for your friend to edit, skip numbers so they have to create annoying things themselves.
217. Call people, then hang up on them when they pick up.
218. Wear sunglasses in the night.
219. Make up jokes that make no sense whatsoever.
220. Devise a plan to take over the world.
221. Cough on others.
222. Sneeze over, and over, and over again.
223. Fall asleep while someone is talking to you.
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225. Go to bookstores to read their books without buying them.
226. Change the rules in the middle of a game.
227. Tell people to "Beware the ides of March."
228. Talk very loudly in public.
229. Teach photosynthesis to your friends.
230. Without words.
231. Try to find an acute angle that doesn’t measure between 0 and 90 degrees.
232. Walk really slowly.
233. Sing in Gaelic or other strange languages.
234. Slobber on tablecloths in restaurants.
235. Whistle incessantly.
236. Talk to people while they are concentrating on something else.
237. Format all the disks in your house "for fun".
238. Type reports in some really strange font such as "French Script MT".
239. Don't do what you are told to.
240. abbr. wds (Abbreviate words).
241.Point at people with extremely large ears.
242. Park in the handicapped section and if you get a ticket, say that you are mentally handicapped and that's probably why you parked there anyway.
243. Pronounce words incorrectly.
244. Talk during a movie.
245. Cannonball into a 3-foot deep pool.
246. Ring someone's doorbell, then run away. When they answer the door, call them from your cellular phone.
247. Write very very long run on sentences that can be very very confusing to read.
248. Write stories in prose.
249. Become nocturnal. Sleep in class.
250. Write a poem about annoying things.
251. When reading, pause briefly after each comma, period, semi-colon, or any other form of punctuation.
252. Ignore people when they talk to you, and then start talking to them.
253. Bring your 160-lb pig into a friend’s house, and laugh as it demolishes their house.
254. Scream for absolutely no reason.
255. Drop things.
256. Buy a mansion, a Knife, a Rope, a Revolver, a Wrench, a Lead Pipe, and a Candlestick, and then invite six friends over for some fun.
257. Play "Spot the Car" everywhere you go. Rules: when you see a car pass your vehicle, scream "THERE’S A CAR!" and if it’s not a car, then don’t yell. Especially fun with hyper people.
258. Play hide-and-seek alone.
259. Remodel every room in your house to look like a bathroom.
260. Remodel every room in someone else’s house to look like a bathroom.
261. Stare at someone across the room.
262. Run into restaurants, insist that green Jell-O is after you and you need to hide in the kitchen.
263. Tell people to "Watch where I’m going."
264. Read aloud at the library.
265. Hold your own million-man march.
266. Have a discussion over the Pythagorean Theorem.
267. Watch and discuss boring movies.
268. Bring your own condiments to restaurants for "sanitary reasons."
269. Perform the macarena.
270. Escribe en español cuándo todos no comprenden.
271. Write a paper comprised entirely of footnotes/endnotes.
272. Borrow your neighbor’s lawn mower in the winter.
273. Have a bonfire indoors.
274. Suck up to somebody.
275. Spell potato like Dan Quayle.
276. Become an architect and design a room with no doors.
277. Scientifically discover the meaning of life.
278. Wear a white coat and talk loudly to yourself.
279. Send chain letters and sign your name.
280. Go to a foreign country and tell people they talk funny.
281. Smack people in the back and say you wanted to see if their face stuck that way.
282. Write a paper comprised of cliches.
283. Be a hyper junior high teacher that drinks too much Diet Coke (we’ll never forget you, Miss LeRoux!).
284. Ride a pogo stick indoors.
285. And wear a beanie.
286. Break promises.
287. Explain jokes.
288. Create a shrine to some evil person.
289. Write things that makes no sense.
290. Reenact a war in your house.
291. Tell people you’re a circus freak.
292. Tell people you want to be a circus freak.
293. Be a circus freak.
294. Triple space a report or use size 28 font, or both.
295. Fake your death.
296. Search for a vaccine for stupidity.
297. Give IOU’s as birthday presents.
298. Use Word to draw a picture instead of paint.
299. Say the word "Jeepers!" or "Golly!" after everything someone says.
300. Steal things from your friends in front of their face.
301. Promise you’ll return them, then follow rule 286.
302. Breathe really loud.
303. Test drive new cars just for fun.
304. Write a very long book about some people in England and France.
305. Make sure that the book has a stupid ending too.
306. Sing along when listening to the radio.
307. Carry around a briefcase in school.
308. Wear a lot of make-up.
309. Buy a siren and turn it on as you drive down the road.
310. When people ask you questions, answer: "I can't remember."
311. Loan people money and charge 25% interest per month.
312. Make people sign a contract to borrow a pen.
313-320. Ways to be annoying in Australia:
Point at someone with your index finger.
Yawn without covering your mouth.
Or excusing yourself.
Blow your nose in public.
Make the peace sign.
Wink at women.
Touch someone while talking to them.
Walk between two talking people.
321. Randomly disconnect yourself from AOL.
322. Ask idiot questions for spite.
323. Ask people to get to the point because you'd rather not listen.
324. Ask "What if" questions every 3 seconds.
325. Scribble in someone's books as if they were coloring books.
326. Buy an Australian hockey team.
327. Spell e-mail addresses wrong so people never get the message.
328. IM someone every day.
329. Define words using the word in the definition.
330. Say "whoops" a lot.
331 State the obvious.
332. Say "Duh!" after everything someone says.
333. Fire a 21 cannon salute at 3 in the morning
334. Electrocute stuff.
335. Randoly omt leters frm yor sentencs.
336. Pretend to be a mime.
337. Build a large steeple atop your house and ring the bell accordingly for every hour.
338. Shine a large floodlight into your neighbor’s bedroom at two in the morning.
339. Tell corny jokes to someone and guffaw at them until you cough and sputter all over the unlucky person.
340. Be smarter than me.
341. Be dumber than me.
342. Pull coins out from unsuspecting victims' ears.
343. Drink fingernail polish for breakfast.
344. Show everyone you know your "deformed frog collection" from Mrs. Yats.
345. Make jokes about death and laugh as if they are hilariously funny.
346. Shred your parent's tax receipts before April 15.
347. Wear neon pink spandex outfits everywhere.
348. Go to the library, and randomly rearrange the books.
349. Go to the bookstore, and randomly rearrange the books.
350. Take all of the toilet paper in the restrooms out and use it to decorate your enemy's trees.
351. Make sure to get it up to the top.
352. Make hand gestures about every 2 seconds while talking to someone.
353. Spin in circles and get dizzy for an excuse to crash into people.
354. Or simply crash into people.
355. Chew on everything you find.
356. Play poker in class/on the job.
357. Stack the deck in euchre until someone realizes that you received three lone hands in a row.
358. Play "20,000 Questions."
359. Invent a game that is so stupid and pointless that everyone wins and no one cares.
360. Mumble to yourself while giving a presentation.
361. Pause a second after every word and 5 seconds after every sentence while giving a report.
362. Make advertisements about your family vacation.
363. Invent a game that is so violent/messy that the contestants are unrecognizable after playing.
364. Complain that "the game cheats."
365. Have five eights in your hand when playing crazy eights.
366. Play B.S. with two people.
367. Put two hotels on Boardwalk.
368. Make Kings and Aces wild in poker.
369. Blow up coral reefs.
370. At 1:00 in the morning.
371. Run boats into coral, and perhaps drops anchors on them.
372. Be proud of it.
373. Own a 55-gallon drum of poison.
374. Put it on display.
375. Pollute.
376. Smile sweetly enough of cause tooth decay.
377. Secede from your country.
378. Count the number of annoying things you’ve done.
379. Criticize these rules.
380. Mow your lawn in the rain.
381. Throw a gallon of ice cream in someone’s swimming pool.
382. Question everything someone says.
383. Create a bogus tourist attraction.
384. Point the blame elsewhere.
385. Take a vacation in a motorhome and call it camping.
386. Install central air in your tent.
387. Create a series about nothing and cancel it while it’s number one.
388. Try to prove a postulate.
389. Invent your own language.
390. Never speak for yourself.
391. Start a cult.
392. Possess someone.
393. Shoot your neighbor’s dog with a silver bullet and claim you thought it was a werewolf.
394. Melt people without permission.
395. Take the credit from someone.
396. Write a mystery with no solution.
397. Carry a Lead Pipe around.
398. Show off a lot.
399. Whine constantly.
400. Cheer for people that do their homework correctly.
401. Desperately search for ways to be annoying.
402. Name your daughter Gertrude or some other old name.
403. Use potato chips instead of poker chips.
404. Eat the ante.
405. Be too nice.
406. Be too perfect.
407. Drool in a book.
408. Try to rub your eyes with your elbow.
409. Tell people where to put their feet.
410. Wear a 3 foot high hat everywhere.
411. B. S. a report.
412. Place arsenic with your spices.
413. Don’ use he leer "".
414. Make a story with no point.
415. Fish with dynamite.
416. Hunt with dynamite.
417. Build a house out of dynamite.
418. Put it on the real estate market.
419. Begin a franchise of shops that sell jewelry and frozen yogurt.
420. Use the Wingdings font for anything and everything.
421. Attempt to decode the Wingdings font.
422. Set every clock you see ahead four hours.
423. Create a rental movie of static.
424. Tape a thumbtack to your doorbell.
425. Encourage people to sleep on beds of pointy needles.
426. Laugh aloud at a book.
427. Laugh aloud at this book.
428. Barge into a conversation.
429. Constantly change the subject.
430. Send e-mails one letter at a time.
431. Send a friend a COD for his/her birthday.
432. Tape episodes of "Barney and Friends."
433. Contradict yourself. No, don’t…
434. Create a business card without owning a business.
435. Yell at your TV when a contestant chooses the wrong letter on "Wheel of Fortune."
436. Ask questions you know no one can answer.
437. Fake a hyperventilation.
438. Never brush your teeth.
439. Chew with your mouth open.
440. Talk with food in your mouth.
441. Scrape silverware against your teeth.
442. Repeat phrase frequently.
443. Smile smugly.
444. Print 6 copies of everything.
445. Change the default setting in word to Wingdings, size 3, yellow, with three inch margins all around.
446. Pull pranks on May 1st because "April Fools Day is too predictable."
447. Ask people what their pet peeves are and then perform them.
448. Ask too many questions.
449. Yell really loud.
450. Raise you voice five octaves when you’re annoyed.
451. Talk inaudibly.
452. Make excuses.
453. Sue people. Waste our time. And your money.
454. Torture people by hanging them by their toenails.
455. Sink large ships.
456. Tell people they are possessed by an evil entity.
457. Point people in the wrong direction.
458. Jump on someone else’s bed.
459. Serve pink chicken.
460. Return restaurant food because it’s too plain.
461. Refuse to pay a restaurant bill.
462. Break everything in a restaurant.
463. Find flaws in people.
464. Prove people wrong.
465. If you can’t, insist they’re wrong anyway.
466. Build and open another McDonalds.
467. Put someone out of business.
468. Settle disputes by dueling.
469. Tell people they’re rude.
470. Forget everything.
471. Be greedy.
472. Scare people.
473. Be sarcastic. It’s fun.
474. Be gullible.
475. Wash your car in the rain.
476. Constantly chew on tin foil.
477. Say it’s good for you.
478. Write "Kick me" on the backs of someone’s shirt.
479. Be completely ignorant of the world.
480. Shove people out of trees.
481. Shove people down stairs.
482. While they’re in a wheelchair.
483. Sit outside in the dead of winter under pine trees.
484. Pour acid on your lawn so weeds don’t grow.
485. Name any and all of your children Gene Finny.
486. Name someone so their initials spell a word.
487. Accuse people of being insane.
488. Or be insane yourself.
489. Run like Forrest Gump.
490. Jump hurdles in the snow.
491. Wave your crutches at everyone you know--or don’t know.
492. Tell people to "hurry."
493. Or "hurry faster."
494. Tell people to run while they’re wearing skis.
495. Ask everyone who Crispian is and why he has scars.
496. Fake a world War.
497. Speak in Latin.
498. Wear a tie as a belt.
499. Hold your own Olympics.
500. With trash cans and snowshoe races.
501. In the summer.
502. Demand people call you psycho.
503. Then say they’re lying.
504. Mispronounce someone’s first name.
505. Curl up and sleep in the snow.
506. In the summer.
507. Applaud for no reason.
508. Make people write critical analyses for no reason.
509. Compare and contrast people in different works for no reason.
510. Own a dozen empty ink pens.
511. Hide behind dead bushes in the winter.
512. Convince people you are invisible.
513. Change writing utensils in the middle of a paper.
514. Mock a courtroom.
515. Be a biased judge.
516. Pick unripened fruit and sell it.
517. Sell heaters in Arizona.
518. Lend pencils with broken leads.
519. Insist they don’t sharpen them.
520. Wear down the tips on markers.
521. Take all the lead out of borrowed mechanical pencils.
522. Assume all girls are named Sally and all boys are Fred.
523. Lock yourself out of your car.
524. Use duct tape to repair everything.
525. Call authority figures by first name.
526. Always assume.
527. Always plead the Fifth Amendment.
528. Ignore lawn maintenance.
529. Protest violence with bombs and 55-gallon tanks of cyanide.
530. Spit at people.
531. Step on the backs of people’s shoes.
532. Watch a movie and see it again, telling people what will happen.
533. Print reports on black construction paper.
534. Jump on you neighbor’s trampoline when you have your own.
535. Have an idiot sister.
536. That is also a brat.
537. Attack people with glue.
538. Send hate mail and sign your name on it.
539. Disorganize someone.
540. Force people to read this.
541. Practice faking an injury in front of someone.
542. Then really get injured.
543. Cry "wolf" in down town New York.
544. Smack people with rulers.
545. Tap pens on desks.
546. Copy copyrighted things.
547. Run amok.
548. Stand someone up.
549. Pretend you know complete strangers.
550. Treat someone out to dinner, but with a five dollar budget.
551. Read these aloud over and over.
552. Laugh every time.
553. Get people in trouble for no reason.
554. Hold down computer keys.
555. Rip the last 10 pages out of every book.
556. At movie theaters when someone asks you if they can sit in the seat besides you, start screaming that you friend is sitting there.
557. During math class say, "I don't understand."
558. Then say it again.
559. Catch a cold and sniff incessantly.
560. Lock your sister or brother out of your house- leaving a note that says, "HA! HA! You can't get in."
561. When you call your friends and they aren't home, start conversations with their parents.
562. Run around your neighborhood screaming at the top of your lungs, "HE is here, because I failed HIM!!"
563. Never let anyone know what he or she wants to know.

Awsome quotes thought you all would like

Go where your celebrated not where your tolerated

Everryone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something

Comfort is the new enemy of acheviment

If you don't know where your going any road will get you there

You are confied by only the walls you build yourself

Take riskes. If you win you wlii be happy, if you lose you will be wise

Build a ship before you burn a bridge

You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side thay show to no one

Stars can't shine without darkness

Always laugh when you can. its a cheap medicine

do what you want with these quotes or don't read at all just try to find the good things in life. I know i have.


Im Sorry

Girl says:

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".

I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you

I'm sorry if I'm weird at times

I'm sorry that I write about you every day

I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough.

I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.

I'm sorry if I'm annoying

I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.

I'm sorry that im different from those other girls

I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in, if you're part of the 5 who aren't put this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Crazy4Jensen, babygurl33, Dorkyduck,World-Class-Grease,Kaligirl05, Sodapoplover,ponyboyandsodapopluvr, outsider angel, NeverletrocknrollDie, southernvampirepirate, aireagle92, Steelrider,Booklove992001

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name: Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, MidnightEmberMisery, MidNightMare89, airegle92, Steelrider, Booklove992001


15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease-causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"

Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!

When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

Pick 10 characters from Transformers: Prime and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Ironhide

2. Optimus

3. Bumblebee

4. Jazz

5. Sunstreaker

6. Sideswipe

7. Prowl

8. Blur

9. Arcee

10. Chroma

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

What? Ironhide go back to sleep hon, no Decepticons are attacking

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Optimus wouldn't do that he's my uncle.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

WHAT THE FRAG BEE?!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Awww! I knew it y'all are so cute together! Eppp!

5 cooked you dinner?

Streaker? Did you do something to it?

Sunstreaker:No! why would I do that to my little sister?

Me: ok *takes a bit, face turns green, and I run out of the room*

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Laugh evilly while barring him in sand*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Really? Now I know where I get all my smarts

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Told you not to talk so fast Blurr.

Blurr*Pouts*

9 made fun of your friends?

Nah she would just be making fun of herself.

10 ignored you all the time?

WTF? Chrome why?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hmm... He'll shoot them and whisk me away to an underground bunker, then teach me how to defend myself

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What doe he/she do?

Carry me the gentlest way he can without jostling me and take me to Ratchet.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Hmm probably a Ipod or a book.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Tear the roof off the house, scoop me up and cradle me away from the smoke

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Tell me to do it knowing I'll do the direct opposite

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Me marry Chrome? I'm with 'Hide.

Sideswipe: Dump 'Hide marry Chrome! yea free girl porn!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Threaten to beat the frag out of him then take me with him and really do it

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Talks really fast and gets me all confused so I forget what I was mad about'cause I' to bust trying to find out what he said.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Support me? She's the bike I'm racing on.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

She can't do anything she's laughing with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's the sexy weapons master and he can turn into a beast of a truck. Whats not to love?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Aww!... Wait what about Jazz? *Looks for Jazz finds him kissing Flare up* well that answer's that

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Me date my own brother? why?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Then why where you kissing Flareup? *sigh* mechs

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Side's and Streaker? I don't think so they are twins...though you never know. *walks off whistling then runs to the twins room.*

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Bad Sideswipe! *Gibbs slaps him*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What? Do I look like a poodle?

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Don't worry Blurr I have someone for you. *runs off to find friend*

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Sure why not? It is Arcee not the twins.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Chrome at Chuck E' Cheeses yea right that a laugh.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Sure we listen to the same kind of music...I think

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Blurr*runs up to me panicking* Lill!Lill!Optimuswentemo!

Me: *Runs in with one of Ratchets wrenchs and smacks him over the head* Bad Optimus you freaked Blurr out!

3 told 6 he started his period.

Bee? you know your a mech right? *Bee giggles before passing out* alright who gave him high-grade?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Again why Jazz you did kiss Flareup so you have no say...but why a fish?

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Bee*Jumps out from behind bush and tackles Streaker*

6 got high.

Oh Primus! 'Hide safe me

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Prowl in a pink dress? *hides behind 'Hide as he stalks by looking for the twins*

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Megatron wins? Or a human got injured...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Hmm... Probably paint him pink.

10 starts working at a bar.

walks into to bar to find it packed with men* well good luck with that *walks back out*

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

'Hide have you been drinking?

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure who can resist Bee's puppy-dog eyes?

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Jazz and Prowl play DDR? Is there more going on than we think? *walks into game room* Ahh! my eyes!

5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?

Racing or killing 'Cons not sure which.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about

Killing 'Cons or the latest prank Side's and Streaker played on him

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Prowl? Chrome would just make him glitch

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Look up a new alt form.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at what's on the outside.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many donuts...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who is not afraid to climb trees.
The one who won't give up


Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help. Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, because you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are AGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, Crystal Prime, Gracie Lou Whitwicky, lillie5,Booklove992001

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-If you try to return to an old forum only to disappear again after resolving not to and the cause is you're writing.

-If you can't escape plot bunnies.

-If you spent all your childhood reading.

-If you add to this list

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.
When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Luke C., OC]
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Part of The Civilian Chronicles. Eva works at a fancy coffee shop round the corner from New York's Avengers Tower, meaning she gets a lot of funny customers- and that the novelty's worn off. But a day or so after the events in Sokovia, it's a new guy's turn to do the Earth's Mightiest Heroes' coffee run, and this one's different in more than just appearance.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/10 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Vision
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The Felina sisters never did get along well with others, created by the Allspark the sisters where left to fend for themselves on pre-war Cybertron. As time goes by the sisters suffer through great hardships like starvation and hunters. It only gets worse when war breaks out and they join the Autobots. Was it mentioned they were a Nitrous Leopard and Giga Tiger? OpXOc ProwlXOc
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,041 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/18 - Bumblebee, Jazz, Optimus Prime, OC
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Charlie Harrison has had her share of problems which include, but are not limited to, a deadbeat ex and father to her son, bad luck in relationships, and overall a disinterest in love. She gets a new job in a New York hospital and across the hall from a man who goes on a suspicious amount of business trips. Hawkeye/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,395 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
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I screamed, and then something arose from the ashes. A fully grown phoenix emerged and flew towards the open door. I looked back at the unmasked figure and I met cold grey eyes, platinum blonde hair, and a pale face. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Draco Malfoy hissed. Sequel to 'A Twist Called Valica Quem'
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Mayweather the Generous, member of the Leatherheads, is a teenager trying to fit in with those who do not want her around. Even her own uncle doesn't want her, and he's the chief. What happens when her daily problems of harassment are brought to the Isle of Berk? Will friendship beyond human nature form? Or will she walk the very forests and beaches alone as an outcast.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,126 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
Perseus Son of Vesta: Reborn From Ashes by Single.Dream.of.My.Soul135 reviews
After the Second Titan War, Percy Jackson was banished and betrayed by all but a few. He was adopted by Vesta, and blessed by five others. In a desperate attempt, he was accepted into New Rome with the help of his patrons. His old life caught up and a certain dead huntress returned with Death missing. Can Rome and Greece ever come together to face Gaea? Sequel up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
Letters To Demigods by 27lablover reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask a PJO character a question? Write them a note? Well, you've come to the right fanfiction! Just send in a review or PM, asking a character a question, and look at the fanfiction for the answer!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 10/22/2013
The Bridge II: Scorch Trials by winduprunner reviews
Sadie thought that they had finally escaped the Maze, but the test has only just begun. Follow Sadie and Newt as they yet again wind up in WICKED's plans. Sequel to The Bridge. OCxNewt Disclaimer I do no own the Maze Runner series.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Thomas, Minho, Newt, OC
At Least We Made It This far by shmowzow11 reviews
Set in the first 'Transformers' movie. Also, my first 'Transformers' fanfic; so if you don't like it, don't read it. Sam Witwicky has an adopted sister named Desirée, who's been mute since she was taken from her real parents at the age of eight. Once Sam gets his first car, a chain-reaction of events unfold, especially when Desirée meets a blue-and-red Peterbilt.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 262 - Words: 363,018 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
Dragons: Thora's Story by Elise Lowing reviews
Thora, daughter of the late Osvald the Agreeable, now lives under the iron fist of her deranged brother, Dagur. Just when she believes she will never be free of her fate, a recent trip to Berk for a Peace Treaty gives her hope. As Thora fights to change her destiny, she will also find the courage and determination to save both her tribe and Berk from her own brother.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Dagur, OC
Sien, Ilien by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,132 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
Sparrow by Just A Little Birdy reviews
Clint Barton is SHIELD. Imogen Haylock is HYDRA. Not that such a small detail would ever stop Barton from turning his worst enemy into his best friend. (Post-CA:TWS. No pairings.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,852 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/13 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
Unnecessary Culture Shock by CaBu12 reviews
Future cook and self proclaimed 'number one dragon hater', Hea, returns to Berk from an eighteen-month voyage only to find the tiny island occupied by dragons! She can either turn tail and run from her fear or face it like a 'real' Viking! OCs, HiccupxOC.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,683 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Hiccup, OC] Toothless, Dagur
Instantaneous Connections by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
When Phil Coulson helps a young girl on the street he thinks nothing of it. And then he gets home and realizes his wallet is missing, starting a chain of events that all parties thought were impossible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,885 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
The Three Musketeers ride again by BrittneyBluebird reviews
Santa Barbra California is in for a surprise when the Spencer twins move back home after years of being gone. What happens when they both become Head Psychics for the SBPD? Will certian detectives fall for the twins?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/9 - [OC, Carlton L.] [Shawn S., Juliet oH.]
Hacker's Heritage by ayetvshows reviews
Sequel of "Odd Hacker". Skye recieves some news that may change her life. Things are about to change around the Tower and maybe around S.H.I.E.L.D. Let's see who drives Fury crazy first. Rated T for the same reason as before. Apologizing beforehand for the gramar problems.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Skye/Daisy
Protecting Gibbs: Redone by his4evergirl reviews
This is basically my first NCIS fanfic with a bit of a twist. Charity is a Marine and is in danger of because of her own career. The team has to help protect her and she gets close with a certain agent. I hope you enjoy. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 110,396 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Ice and Fire by Redhead and proud reviews
Natasha and Clint, now romantically involved, return to the Avengers Tower after the fall of SHIELD to train Phoenix, a girl with powerful abilities, who struggles to face the horrors of her past. When a dangerous threat emerges The Avengers must ally with their old enemy Loki to stop them. Loyalties and beliefs are put to test in the battle of Ice and Fire. Sequel to Love and Fire
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Loki, OC - Complete
Worlds Apart by Aveline Barnes reviews
*REWRITES ARE UP* There was something about the man that held my attention, he certainly wasn't like the soldiers I'd been surrounded by the past few months, nor like the men I'd met before that. He was one of a kind. Genevieve meets Steve in 1943 and unwittingly falls for him. But she soon finds herself fighting a war she wasn't prepared for and that would go on to span 70 years.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Bucky B., OC
Where I Belong by Tatsuki Vermilion reviews
Classic girl-falls-into-movie shtick. This time, a girl named Taiga is sucked into the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie while watching it with her friends. What happens next? Read to find out. Takes place in 2014 movie. Cover image belongs to grapejuice101.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/23 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC - Complete
Of The Wolves And The Orphans by dormienticaputdraconis reviews
A young girl, Keira, has fallen into a life of thieving. She is all alone in the world, no one left to care. That is, until S.H.I.E.L.D. shows up. Hawkeye noticed her during the alien invasion. Will she join S.H.I.E.L.D and become a master assassin, a protégé of Hawkeye and Black Widow? Or will she betray them all?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,253 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., OC
Of Berk And Both Their Tactless Tricks by A Trashbag Writes reviews
"It's been awhile, dragon rider." he says. "It's been awhile, dragon trapper." she replies. [A story in which songs will be sung, sheep will be tossed, and two enemies will learn to take the old with the new.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/28/2014 - OC, Eret - Complete
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/19/2009
But Hey, That's High School by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
Being gay. Nonexistent powers. School made specifically for said powers. Boyfriend with the son of his father's enemy. As if high school when you are normal wasn't hard enough. (AU of Sky High in which Warren and Will are in a relationship before Will goes to Sky High. Warren/Will, obviously.)
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 10/22/2014 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Dawn of a Warrior by Silver as the Rain reviews
When Anahera is left with nothing but her own strength to survive on, she believes that her life was doomed to be one of solitude. When Tsu'tey stepped down as Leader of the Omaticaya, he also believed he was destined to be alone forever. However fate (and a little luck) seems to have other plans when Anahera saves this strange male warrior from a hungry Thanator...
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/11 - [Tsu'tey, OC] - Complete
Green Is My Favourite Colour by Silver as the Rain reviews
Cassie is blind. She doesn't mind though because she sees the world in her own way, as well as the people she meets. So when one turtle falls through her window, wounded and in need of a place to hide, you can be sure that their fates, as well as the fates of his brothers, will not so easily be separated. TurtlesXOCs (T because I am paranoid)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The Second Round by fanfic.addicted01 reviews
I couldn't help myself: after some break I had to continue my previous fanfiction :) This story will follow the girls' group. What will happen with them, after their mixed group could find the way out of the Maze? Spoilers: the story is based upon the "Scorch Trials" book. Alert: strong language will be used in this fanfiction and I'll not change that, sorry.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [OC, Newt] Thomas, Minho
The End (Asgard Shorts series 13) by LadyLorena reviews
Thanos returns to claim what Loki owes him on his debt, but it is Grace who will pay for his decisions. The final piece of the series of shorts that follow The Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25 - Thor, Loki, Fandral, OC - Complete
The Apple & The Hawk by amillionthanks reviews
Angela moved to the Big Apple after the death of her parents. As she settles in to her new life, she meets her new neighbor. They quickly form a friendship that Angela hopes that will lead to something more. But he is not without secrets... I was tired of the Clintasha so I decided to write my own fan fic. OCx Clint Barton(Hawkeye) set after the movie. rated T for my own paranoia.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,162 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
You Don't Have to be Alone by TMNTfan1 reviews
Kori Black's life isn't what everyone thinks it is, but she doesn't want anyone's help. It's her problems, she doesn't want anyone to be dragged into it. Her brother's too busy with Bella to even notice that something's wrong. Can her best friend and an unexpected wolf help her? (beginning of the story takes place near the end of New Moon) Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,423 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Secrets (Asgard Shorts series12) by LadyLorena
Alice has a secret she has to tell her parents. Loki has to share one of his with Alice. Neither of them are quite sure how the other will react. One reacts well. One does not. Part of the series of shorts that follows Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Loki, OC - Complete
THE CAROLINA CONNECTION Book 1 Part 1 - BEGINNINGS by Singing Silverwings reviews
MAJOR REWRITE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES DOWN THROUGH LIFE: CHANGES! Gibbs, DiNozzo, McGee and a new DEA character tangle with a ruthless Colombian drug lord/weapons dealer who has a mole in DEA. First of a series. I do hope you enjoy it and will leave your comments. Takes place sometime after the current season. Complete! SEE PROFILE FOR STORY ORDER!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., OC - Complete
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Holiday (Asgard Shorts series 11) by LadyLorena
Grace has shared many of her holidays with her family in Asgard, but there is on that, even after a milennia, she usuallly keeps to herself. Part of the sequence of one shots that follow The Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Loki, OC - Complete
Adopted (Asgard Shorts series 10) by LadyLorena
Grace and Loki decide to adopt a teenager. Part of the sequence of one shots that follow The Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Loki, OC - Complete
A Very Good Day (Asgard Shorts series 9) by LadyLorena
Grace has been living in Asgard for a milennia when Loki's experiences in battle finally bring him to ask a very important question. . Part of the sequence of one shots that follow The Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9 - Loki, Fandral, OC - Complete
The Seventh Child by Aix98 reviews
A/U. The seventh child of Kronos and Rhea, hidden from all of his siblings for three millennia. Now that he's discovered, Zeus threatened to kill the god, endangering Artemis in the process. Perseus claimed Artemis to be in his protection, making Zeus unable to lay a finger on her. Zeus declared the god is killed. Now Artemis is with him, what adventure lies before them? Pertemis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,207 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Good Stewardship (Asgard Shorts series 8) by LadyLorena
Grace is left in charge of Asgard when the king and his warriors go to war. Odin is not ready for the changes she insists on making. Part of the Asgard Shorts series of one shots following Best of Both Worlds. (that ended up longer than a one-shot).
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,546 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Odin, OC - Complete
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
The One Good Thing by emmalcook reviews
Everything is muddled for Charly when she finds herself unexplainably trapped in a freight elevator moving swiftly upward, but one thing is for sure. The three sentences written hastily on a note she found crumpled in her pocket. Get in the box. Get them out. Don't trust WICKED. The only thing stronger than her sense of purpose are her feelings for a certain boy with tousled hair.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,333 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Newt, OC]
The Lost Princess: Soul Searching by myperfectnightmare00 reviews
She's cheated death once already, can she do it again? Hana's victory of surviving Sozin's Comet is short lived when she's told that to stay with Zuko she must die and travel to the Spirit World and find her Life Essence. She's been gone for six months and Zuko has no idea. But if he does, how far will he go to rescue his one love. And just how did Hana's soul actually shatter?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Zuko, OC] Suki
The Road Not Taken by thegraytigress reviews
When a stunning discovery is made in an enemy laboratory, Steve's world changes completely. Now he's faced with a difficult choice that he's never envisioned himself needing to make: staying true to who he is and what he does as Captain America or giving it up to embrace the blessing life has thrown his way. Part one of "One Life".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,214 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The lost son by Athese reviews
What if Yoshi only rescued 3 turtles when they were mutated? And one grew up without his family? What if, after 15 years, Splinter finally meets his 'Lost son? I don't own them. COMPLETE
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,313 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Confession (Asgard Shorts series 7) by LadyLorena
Odin tells Grace something he would have never admitted while king. Part of the Asgard Shorts series of one shots following Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Odin, OC - Complete
A Thousand Years (Asgard Shorts series 6) by LadyLorena
Grace has been living in Asgard for a milennium. Part of the sequence of one shots that follow The Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Thor, Loki, Sif, OC - Complete
Shattered by AEDTFI reviews
Before Gaea goes back eternally sleeping again, she made Percy and Annabeth disappear from the battlefield. Where are they? No one knows. It's been 3 years since, but the search is still on. What happens when only one returns? What if there was never a "Percabeth"? What if it all was a lie and trick? Will the lone survivor find true "true love" at last? Or will they die of misery?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,007 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., OC - Complete
Knives (Asgard Shorts series 5) by LadyLorena
While watching Thor and Sif train soldiers, Grace is inspired to learn to fight. Part of the Asgard Shorts series that continues after Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Thor, Loki, Sif, OC - Complete
The Rockstar (Asgard Shorts series 4) by LadyLorena
Loki returns to his quarters after a hard day to find Grace concentrating very intently on a new hobby. Part of the Asgard Shorts series that continues after Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
Hidden Secrets by Onedoesnotsimplyreadfanfiction reviews
Claire was just an outcast from school, no one paid anymore attention to her than needed, other than Bucky and Steve. She was a mutant, trying to keep her condition a secret, but it's somewhat difficult when you involuntarily morph once a week. When she was taken by HYDRA it changed her life forever. -Yes, it is terrible summary, but the story is much better...-
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,969 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Mad Man and his bigger on the inside Blue Box by crazhetalia reviews
London has always been an unusual place, you leave behind the one full of magic and step into the one with a Mad Man. If you want a quiet life full of tea and crumpets, I suggest staying away from them, especially the ones with a Blue Box. Fem!Harry The first story of The Time Witch Chronicles.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
The Royal Wedding (Asgard Shorts series 3) by LadyLorena reviews
Thor and Sif finally get married. It is an inspiring event, even if there are way too many royal duties for Grace's liking. Part of the Asgard Shorts series that continues after Best of Both Worlds.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Complete
Fate Likes To Play by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
It should have been simple. Fire off an arrow and whatever girl brings it back gets to marry you. Simple, right? Not when the girl's a different species. Fem!shapeshifting!Toothless. Don't own. Cover art by ShadowPirateMonkey7
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,932 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Red Death/Big Dragon - Complete
The Dangers of Boredom by Synful Nocturne reviews
Harry Potter is bored. Very bored. What is the son of a Marauder, and godson of two others, to do when he receives The Marauders' Book of Things to Never Do at Hogwarts? Why, add to it, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P.
Impact by nise7465 reviews
Please note- On June 1, 2014, Impact was removed from this site. Thank you for your love and support during the run of this story. Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Court Date (Asgard Shorts series 2) by LadyLorena
Loki decides to skip attending the council of the court. Grace decides they should make an entrance. Part of the Asgard Shorts series that continues after Best of Both Worlds.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
In Which Thor Discovers The Meaning Of Life (Or Maybe Just a Napkin) by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
Many things about Earth confuse Thor. But perhaps one of the most confusing things is the napkin. Written because Madeline wanted it. (Mostly a crack!fic)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Odd Hacker by ayetvshows reviews
Skye is found in a lab by the Avengers and they soon find out she's not a normal girl. A story about how Skye become part of that crazy family.(My first time writing, not sure it's good). Let me know what you think. Kinda AU. Rated T because I'm not sure what's going to happen.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,173 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Skye/Daisy - Complete
Swimming With Stony by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
While swimming, Tony needs to be by Steve. Or else he loses it. Too bad the idiot of an agent that Fury sent over didn't get the message. Stony oneshot. Pretty fluffy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC - Complete
Fandral in his Place (Asgard Shorts series 1) by LadyLorena reviews
The first follow up one-shot to Best of Both Worlds- snippets of Grace and Loki's lives in Asgard. Fandral comes to have a real conversation wtih Grace for the first time since he convinced Loki to invade Jotunheim to prove himself a worthy defender of his Midgardian friend. Grace has a few words for him regarding the topic of his conversation. Rated T for mild cussing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
The Best of Both Worlds by LadyLorena reviews
Life in Stark Tower is anything but normal, but everyhing gets a little more weird when Grace Stark volunteers for her first mission out of exasperation- to retrieve a certain someone from Detroit. Some coarse language, mild adult themes. Begins pre-Winter Soldier, ends 50 years after it starts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, OC - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
That Color Silver by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy is the son of Lupa and the son of Lycaon, being raised by werewolves he is taught to be fearless and to never show weakness. He absolutely loathes the color silver for all it's done for him is hurt him. He's walking down a dark path but can one silver eyed goddess change that? COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,334 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
stand at the abyss, you fall to your knees by a0novel0idea reviews
Tobias leaves more behind in Abnegation than just his father. When his sister follows in his footsteps, he does what he can to keep her in Dauntless and out of others' hands. Eric/OFC
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Eric, OC] [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Goblin Rebels by Elizabeth Cooper reviews
Jordan isn't Sarah. She hates makeup, wears only black, and gave up believing in fairytales years ago. But she's also the daughter of Sarah, and people in her family have a bad track-record of getting involved with goblins...and their kings.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,683 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Jareth, Sarah, OC - Complete
Star-Crossed by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
She wanted to run to him but something held her back. Her eyes glanced around the room taking in the faces of those surrounding them. Her eyebrows pulled down in a frown as where she was dawned on her again, what he must be to be here amongst these people. The silence stretched on too long and then it was much too late. Their leader was speaking and the moment, the chance, had gone
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 81,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Alec, Bella] Carlisle, Jane - Complete
A Familiar Pattern by genielou reviews
Justin goes off to college, and completely rejects Harper before he leaves. He comes back to participate in the wizarding competition and finds a totally different Harper. Will he think differently of her this time? If so, will she care? Please R R.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,947 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harper, Justin R. - Complete
The Dragon Killer by imaginationflies reviews
He didn't want any of this. He just wanted to live like he wanted to live. He didn't want the chief's throne, he didn't want responsibility, and he certainly didn't want to involve a complicated family history in all of it. But he had to, and that was the terrifying part. (My take on the sequel. This was completed before the sequel came out. No slash).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,112 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Liberty Belle by Elphaba818 reviews
All twelve year-old Jamie Harper wanted when her brother went off to war was to find a way to help him, to join him overseas. She never would have guessed, however, that she would be selected as the first child to be subjected to a medical experiment in order to grow up as the perfect soldier. Now, alongside Captain America, Liberty Belle must fight against Hydra, and save America.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, OC - Complete
I See Dead People by bloodyblond reviews
Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,594 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Behind the Scenes: PJO by 27lablover reviews
Have you ever wondered why Annabeth has a centaur with a prom dress on one of her beads. Or why Grover has a passion for enchiladas? I'll take you behind the scenes of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus, uncovering stories that explain the vaguely mentioned mysteries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013
The Captain and the Spy by Jo-Jo287 reviews
When Josephine's brother is killed in action all she want's is revenge. Soon enough she finds herself joining the army, becoming a spy and being shipped off to mainland Europe where she meets America's star spangled man. But it's no love at first sight. (Summary sucks but please give my story a chance)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,940 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [OC, Steve R./Capt. America] P. Carter, Bucky B. - Complete
Next Initiative by yesiamweird reviews
It's been ten months since Loki's attack on Earth and so far everything has been going well. Then again, Isabella Marcone, A SHIELD Agent, has been given a new mission to locate a new power source that someone else seems to want as well. The Avengers need to assemble once more, but this fight is proving to show more of Fury's lies...Sequel to My Initiative
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC
The Army of Narnia by Jedhev reviews
Meet Mollie Johnson. She shouldn't be here, this beautiful land, it wasn't meant for her. But here she was. Now she's here she'll stop at nothing to stay, what she didn't expect was to fall in love with someone she knows she cant have. Peter/OC Edmund/OC Slight Susan/Peridan at end.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,515 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, OC - Complete
The Game by Enchanted47 reviews
Isabella Swan; AKA Kick ass football player. Bella is about to shake the college football world greatly as she got a full scholarship to go play football at Stanford. But, a girl playing football? How is that going to play over with her new teammates and how in the hell is she supposed to focus when she's got a super cute teammate and roommate? Guess you'll just have to read it(;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 88,973 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
A Snow King For A Snow Queen (Book 1) by kramer53 reviews
Elsa goes to her ice palace for a break and finds that a young man that has white hair, striking blue eyes, and calls himself a Guardian. This man is not like any other men that Elsa has met, this one is exactly like her. He also has the power over ice and snow, but with him comes a price. (Jelsa: Elsa x Jack Frost) [Complete]
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Jack Frost, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Life of Rosie Stark by Jo-Jo287 reviews
Months after the attack on New York Rosie's life is just getting back to normal but how normal can someones life get with her crazy 'family? This is definatley a long step from the Scottish orphanage Pepper left her in just under fourteen years ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 101,786 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., OC - Complete
Love: A Vampire and Shifter Story by Adorable Kitten reviews
Bella is the only shifter who can shift into a huge White tiger and a huge white wolf if she wants to. She lives in Forks, the Volturi go to visit the Cullens to ask for help with an army of newborn vampires. Bella goes to visit her meadow and she is in her tiger form, when Marcus sees the bond and informs his brothers. Then they go to seek her out they find Bella in her tiger form
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Bella, Caius, Jasper - Complete
The Girl Next Door by n00btmntfan reviews
A new neighbor makes April nervous at first, but as she sorts through her feelings about Donnie and Casey, she finds herself longing for a confidante. The new woman has her own dark secrets; will she be the mother figure April longs for, or will she be a threat? Capritello triangle. T for violence & adult themes; Chapter 25 is a little edgy, but I avoid any explicit content. R&R!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - April O., Donatello, Master Splinter, OC - Complete
Prime Circle by Jimmy10.0 reviews
What if Megatron won in Chicago? Seven years since Chicago, deep in the forests of the Northern United States, Arabella Michaels finds a wounded soldier. Taking him in, they make the journey to reunite him with the Autobots. (Spontaneous and accidental OOC'ing might occur)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - W. Lennox, OC - Complete
Never Fear (Brother is Here) by GirHugs reviews
Thor curls his hands into tiny fists – like his father taught him only five days ago – as he readies himself to fight whatever or whomever would have the nerve to harm his baby brother. (Fluff. Kid Fic.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Isis by Judy1998 reviews
At the young age of five, Isabella Swan learns that her father is an agent for a secret organization called Isis. Bella decides to follow her father's footsteps and begins her training. At seventeen, she meets a handsome agent by the name of Edward Cullen. As they begin working together, Bella must fight against the number one rule of Isis: No relationships with fellow agents.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 201,345 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wings of Love by thEcrEAtOr23 reviews
Cassandra "Casey" Swan went with her sister and Alice to save Edward. One year later, she is sent back to Volterra for her own "safety". What she didn't expect to happen was to fall in love with a certain leader. Oh, did I mention she has wings? Caius/OC. Slight Edward bashing. No Renesmee. Rated T just in case. *COMPLETED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 61,926 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Caius, OC] - Complete
Saving An Imaginary World by PurpleReader29 reviews
Rachel is a kind girl with a love of music and a large heart. What will happen when her trip to New York City turns out to be not only a trip across the country but also to a parallel universe where the Avengers are real people and their story is only beginning. With a knowledge of the past and the future, what will change? (A reworking of the Avengers)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
Halloween, Ghosts and Candy by Suheyla reviews
Tony convinced the team to come out to California for some Halloween fun but it's raining and their plans are ruined. Natasha suggests watching scary movies instead. The lights go out and they discover they have an uninvited guest.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Playlist by Emerald Gaze reviews
A girl no one really ever paid attention to, she really has no problem with that, all she really seems to care about is her mp3 player and her music. Wonder if there's any chance of that changing? Add a pyro and maybe it will. warrenxoc
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,121 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
When Two Lives Become One by SpecialAgentLeonie reviews
(Set somewhere in season 5 partly AU story) In all his NCIS years, Tony has held a secret from the rest of the team and his His secret is five and three quarters old, had dark brown hair and emerald green eyes. When a case, involves another girl, everyone is surprised how well he is with It maybe the time to open up to the (TIVA later on!)
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,901 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D.
The Stray by Plumcot reviews
When mercenary Wendy Trescott is finally tracked down by S.H.I.E.L.D, Fury sends his best agents to dispose of her. But he has a last minute change of heart, and decides upon a less humane option; he fits her with a shock collar. Warning; slight Doctor Who crossover. Bruce/OC Deadpool/Spiderman
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
Angels and Demons by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
High School, it's never easy, especially when you're a Super Hero. When Jamie Stronghold meets Warren Peace, she starts to fall for him.. Not to mention, alter egos may be a little tough to manage. Soon to be edited and rewritten.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
Error of Parallax: The Fantastic Five by SweetAmberkins reviews
One of the Fantastic Five volunteer to partake in a wormhole exploration, hoping to find the answers to time travel but instead finding another world where things are the same. Well, almost...
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,713 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Johnny S., OC] - Complete
Down to Nothing by M. Michelon reviews
From the outside looking in, I was Penn Rivers. I was tough and mean. A bitch. No body wanted anything to do with me because I was dangerous, because I was the person that nobody messed with. What people didn't know who I really was, what had really happened. I looked like I had my life together. But the reality was that I had been stripped down to nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 109,226 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Embry, OC] - Complete
Brave by GirHugs reviews
When Tony walks into the kitchen with no beard and his head completely shaven, everyone is speechless. And then Clint bursts out laughing and Bruce reminds Tony that boredom is not a valid excuse for becoming an evil mastermind. (Friendship - Tony & Harley Keener aka That Kid from IM3)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Burning Phoenix by Fronk10 reviews
Helena, the cursed and outcast daughter of Hephaestus, is sent to Avengers tower to join their team. Greek and Marvel worlds collide in a way no one imagined. Let the misadventures that occur - especially as she finds a kinship with a certain Doctor... Bruce Banner/OC
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,407 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Leo V., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Journal of Sara Reid by ReidWatson reviews
Sara Reid is the young half sister of Doctor Spencer Reid. Both of their lives change when he becomes her guardian. Reviews appreciated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 162,343 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Identity Ten by RueLin reviews
A new addition to the Sky High student body had just transferred: a quiet, blind girl named Alaura. Capturing the friendship of the notorious Warren Peace, her secret is revealed along with an ugly past and an even more haunting future. What's in store for our young heroes now?
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,769 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Warren P., Principal Powers - Complete
Waiting For the End by Jade Sayre reviews
Seph hated her life. An outcast at school, a prisoner at home. Being the only daughter of Poseidon didn't help her out any, nor the horny gods that were chasing after her. And don't even get her started on the hot blond Son of Hermes. Book 1 in the Daughter of Poseidon series. Fem!Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Percy J.
Halcyon by Jalen Writes It All reviews
He then does something that perplexes me. He inhales deeply, through his nose, closing his eyes like he just smelled the best thing in the world. Then he turns towards me, brow furrowed in confusion. I lock my gaze to his golden eyes as they stare at me in bewilderment and shock. ADOPTED BY Xo Bella Italiana oX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 215,686 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Jasper - Complete
Forbidden Imprint (adopted from XHaileeX) by jryu0620 reviews
THIS STORY WAS ADOPTED BY ME FROM XHaileeX. At age seventeen, Bella Swan knew that her life would never be normal being a shape shifter at La Push. But when she meets the awful "bloodsucking leeches" otherwise known as the Cullens, her world spirals even more out of control. Why? Because she fell in love with the enemy. E/B imprinting story. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,257 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apropos of Nothing by GirHugs reviews
(AU- teenage, hacker Tony) Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead. Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fantasy Over Reality by alees-sa reviews
After being left by Edward, Bella chooses to go back to her real home: London. Back to magic, back to flying brooms, and back to Harry Potter. She's actually a young wizard named Whitney Black and is about to shake things up with her completely different attitude. But when the Cullens come charging back into her life, what's a witch to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,922 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
Grey Descent: The Order of the Phoenix by Belle P reviews
Gia, Harry, their friends & enemies are back for their fifth year at Hogwarts. With war on the rise, internal conflict among them, & increasingly dangerous occurrences both inside and outside of Hogwarts, how's Gia going to cope with erratic powers, loss of control, and keeping everyone together? The Sorting Hat's warning was clear: unite inside of Hogwarts or crumble from within .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,854 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - OC, Harry P.
My little Ali by Wolveyaon reviews
What would happen if the Avengers had children, this story is about Alisha Stark and it starts at the beginning. Just so you know this is not based off the comic books. Simple summary but I don't want to give anything away XD. Rated T for swearing and for later chapters. chapter 33 is rated M and up!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,365 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Human Lover by Jade Sayre reviews
Sam had two loves in her life, science and cars. Meeting the Cybertronians? Awesome. Finding out they were in love with her and they wanted her as a mate. . . at least they're all hot. Fem!Sam/Mechs
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sam W.
Secrets of the Soul by WolfScale3857 reviews
Did you know that Bella Swan has a little sister? Did you know that Bella Swan and her sister are half bloods? Did you know that Bella Swan has to many secrets to her soul? Set after New Moon and The Last Olympian. COMPLETE
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,931 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Opps, I guess I forgot to tell you by queenvampire reviews
Bella is a goddess, and goes to visit her kids... she also manages to scare the life out of the Cullens. I don't own anything.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Bella - Complete
Golden Lifestyle by Judy1998 reviews
In 1912, the RMS Titanic set sail for New York. Isabella Swan was onboard with her parents and fiance, when tragedy strikes. Now the only one left in her family, she makes her way to New York where she meets a vampire who changes her. After many years of traveling alone, she meets the Cullens. Can they convince her to stay? Will Edward be able to change her disapproval of men?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,460 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Blessed Texas by MusikMuse reviews
A/U When a 5yr old Bella is rescued by Jasper from a blood-thirsty Maria. He takes her back with him to live with the Cullens in Forks. Read to see how life growing up with vampires affects her and those around her. When Bella turns 18 she is forced to either become a vampire or watch those she loves die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,677 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Domino Effect by lste reviews
Sequel to Chain Reaction! Unity returns to her own world and has to deal with the pressing question... was Narnia even real?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,806 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Thickening Shadows by Wayward-Assbutt reviews
Nico Di Angelo made the ultimate sacrifice when he chose to be the one to close the Doors of Death; and it didn't go unnoticed. The Man in the Moon brought him back, but what for? With Pitchs' return, Nico will have to find out soon, or lose himself to the thickening shadows. COMPLETE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,121 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Nico A., Jack Frost - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: The Second Night Fury by Dustnblood reviews
Ukiah was a lone, teen hunter who lived in a secluded forest that no one bothered to go. He's seen all kinds of animals and creatures, including dragons. However, on a stormy night, Ukiah sees a Night Fury. Dreaming of getting rich and living with glory the rest of his days, he goes out to hunt it. Little did he know that chasing the dragon would change his life forever. Rated T
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Old Soul by Worfe reviews
-Complete- A love story between an immortal being...and a vampire. Bella comes to Forks, but her past is much more different than Edward could have anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist Called Valica Quem by Nic Oakes reviews
One thing you should know about me. I was raised in an abusive orphanage. So when Draco Malfoy pulled me forward and kissed me, it lasted about three seconds before I reacted. Another thing you should know about me... I have slight anger issues... OC fanfiction. R&R SEQUEL IS UP NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,542 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Strays by not-that-clever reviews
the five times Clint brings home a stray and the one time he dosn't
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Family Reunited by CopperCow reviews
Harry always thought that the Dursleys were (unfortunately) the only family he had. Apparently he was wrong, and his twin sister Kim was one of many secrets kept from him. Twin sister fic. AU PoA DM/Kim RLSB, references to child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,057 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Call by Amaya X Kyuri X Asuni reviews
Amaya is on the road again, this time looking for an Earthbending teacher. After their triumph at the North Pole, news of her is spreading, and that's not all. An encounter with a certain Prince at the North Pole leaves her with feelings she's not sure she can handle. Along with that comes the continuing struggle against the Fire Nation, and so much more. SEQUEL TO DREAMS ZukoOC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,654 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Initium: The Fantastic Five by SweetAmberkins reviews
They had a mission to do, and they ended up superheroes. One more person joins the trip last minute, and she thought it would be good for her resume to go with, until the accident. Johnny/OC. Both movie plots in one.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 60,826 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - [Johnny S., OC] - Complete
Demigod Project by Yellow-Spider reviews
He's not a Demigod anymore- he left that aspect of his life behind a long time ago. Now he's an agent of SHIELD. With his past haunting him and the Avengers attracting trouble Percy Jackson is about to find out what it really means to be an Agent of SHIELD. Angst! Slight character bashing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,825 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Eywa's Daughter by Lightan117 reviews
I'm different. I'm strange. I do not belong but when I go to Pandora to help my mother, I feel like I'm coming home for the first time. When I arrive, things start to happen and I feel connected to this place some how. I need to figure this out. I need to know why I feel what I feel. I need to know who I really am.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,750 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Tsu'tey, OC] Grace A., Eywa - Complete
Bullied or Pampered by LonelyAngel91 reviews
Izzy Nickelson has a place in society she wants to keep a mystery. She accepts the bullying directed at her during school for that one reason. So, what happens when she becomes the tool for revenge with Warren Peace? Will she continue to accept it or not?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Warren P. - Complete
Turning Tables by Aveline Barnes reviews
*COMPLETE* Muggle Blair Wilson gets more than she bargained for during a trip to London, when she falls through the brick wall at platform 9 3/4. She decides that she must follow her heart and turn the tables in her favour. Oliver Wood/OC/Fred Weasley - Part 1 of 3. Set during Fred's 5th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Oliver W., Angelina J., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Protecting Gibbs by his4evergirl reviews
Gibbs had 2 daughters. The younger one survived. Now she is being threatened in order to get to Gibbs. The team must protect her. She and Tony get kidnapped and become very close. Read to see what happens. I do not own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 68,046 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Complete
A New Life: Season 1 by jewelthebrat reviews
Katie has grown up living and breathing psych. What happens when a trip to Santa Barbra has her sent back in time and into a different universe where psych is actually real? Eventually a Carlton/oc and Shawn/Juliet story.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
The Legend of the White Wolf by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
When Bella was little she was told that she was a special kind of shapeshifter, one who is destinied and one who can shift into any animal she likes, what happenes after the Cullen's leave she starts to phase again and imprints on sam? SamXBella R:T R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 88,638 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Sam, Bella] - Complete
Fighting Soldier by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Charlotte's gone & Peter's running back to the place he escaped, only to run into a goddess with fire eyes & brown hair. Bells more powerful & feared then Jazz.. 200years after edward left PeterXBella Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Bella, Peter] - Complete
A Wicca's Return by 57terrier reviews
Sequel to If Jake had a Wicca Sister. If Jasselle didn't actually die in the first story.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Jake S. - Complete
Taking Chances by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
Team Gibbs has just taken on a girl in a very abusive situation with loads of problems of her own as well. With Tony being picked as her new guardian will he be able to help her gain some confidence and feel appreciated?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,101 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Tony D., OC - Complete
Coke and Chocolate by theyre after my lucky charms reviews
Finding themselves alone on a Friday in Chloe's living room with coke and chocolate in the kitchen is an oppurtunity that presented itself on its own. Chloe simply decided to take advantage of the situation. Let's see if Alek can handle it.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,989 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Avatar Chronicles:: Eyes That Linger by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sequel to "Avatar Chronicles::To Truly See" The humans are finally gone, but the Na'vi still have to try and heal what was affected in the process. It's been seventeen years, and the children of Sara and Jake are forced to step up to the challenge.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010
WerewolvesVampires are real why not giant robots? by jewelthebrat reviews
Seth/oc transformers. Also wheeljack. Full summery inside. totaly worth it to cheak it out! If you dont get anything, leave a review and Ill answer you questions!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Wheeljack
The One that Got Away by Arynn Octavia reviews
A tough case forces Detective Lassiter to re-evaluate his thoughts on Psychic Shawn Spencer. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Right Here Darling by CompleteFictionFanatic reviews
Edward gets too protective and does not allow Bella to even speak to Jacob and makes her stay away from some of his own family members. But what happens when Bella finds someone who is willing to stand up for her and that Edward may not be the one at all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,891 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Avatar Chronicles:: To Truly See by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sara Mason is twenty-five years old, and after the battle with the Na'vi and RDA, she's torn between loyalty to Earth and love for Pandora. When she is given the opportunity to become one with The People, she is forced to choose the path she will walk.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
If Jake had a Wicca Sister by 57terrier reviews
This story centers on if Jake Scully had an older sister who got to Pandora first. This is her story during the first 1-2 years of his flight to Pandora.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,423 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Happy April Fool's Day by prettyshon10 reviews
Bella has a twin, Jasper passes out,Kool-Aid has trouble finding out where he is suppose to be and Esme is about to change his "Oh yeah" to "Oh no". Very funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Text Message Madness by SpookyClaire reviews
During a boring meeting Shawn decides to text Lassie. Shassie cuteness! Fourth Chapter Added! After 'Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark', Shawn is in the hospital and can't sleep, so he texts Lassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
White Wolf by queenchesh reviews
The Pack is dealing with a lone wolf that has been in their territory. At the same time Victoria is running wild around Washington and being chased by the white wolf. Who is the wolf? And where is Bella? /Complete/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Collision by Midnight Mustang reviews
What will happen when demigods meet the Cullens and the Flock? It's pretty simple: Things are going to get interesting, very fast.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,498 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Only the Curious Have Something to Find by SpookyClaire reviews
AU FIC: Shawn is just like any other 17 year old...besides that he's gay, psychic, and still not over his mother's death. With Gus and his two new friends Shawn deals with his difficult life and whats to come. Contains Shassie and Shawn Whumping!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,527 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Wildfire: Benevolent Renegade by Catalyst Spark reviews
A daredevil redhead thinks she's just going for a simple country ride when a minor accident drops her into the Transformers' path. Now she'll get an experience she never bargained for. IronhidexOC. Warning: Strong language/Violence/suggestive scenes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 128,076 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ironhide - Complete
Letting Go by MaeganM.0816 reviews
When McGee looses something, how will he responded?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
FREE TO A GOOD HOME by Precious Pup reviews
McGee finds some puppies at a crime scene and he convinces Tony and Ziva to help him take them back to Headquarters to find new homes for them. But things don't quite work out as he planned thanks to Ziva. Fun one shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Agents and The Vampire by Abbie1212 reviews
NCIS/Twilight crossover. ALSO Bellisle and Gabby. Gibbs and the team are called out on assignment to Washington to investigate a marine's murder and has to deal with local LEOs and the mysterious Dr. Cullen who seems to be hiding something...
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Abby S., Bella - Complete
Trip Around the Sun by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella lives in Phoenix with her mom, that is until her mom marries Phil, who Bella can't stand. Bella decides to go to Forks to live with her dad but will she find a love of her own when she gets there?Vamps AU some canon but mostly not so... no Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Annabelle's New Babysitter by Crystal-Moonlight-Guardian reviews
Sarah and Will are going out. The new babysitter is very protective of Annabelle. Not too good at summaries but I hope you like the story. This story is COMPLETE. R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rosalie, Ironhide - Complete
The Dark Side of The Moon by Joanne Amelia reviews
They say that love is the most powerful, magical thing in the world and it can rid of evil. But what if something unexpected is discovered, something opposite of good, strong enough to diminish love itself? A story of romance, mystery, humor and rivalry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,593 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
The Unexpected Trip by redphoneix reviews
Three teens are transported from our world to the world of Avatar. How will these three help the gaang end the war? Main pairing is ZukoXoc.I know the summary is horrible, but I'm just not that good at it. Just one click to check this story out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 135,669 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Saving Me by Kit-cat99 reviews
Johnny's best friend, Ben's niece, comes along for the space adventure and, of course, gets hit by the cloud as well. Gone through both movies and now Complete. Look for sequel!
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Johnny S., OC - Complete
The Black Secret by Awahili reviews
Lily hid a secret from everyone...except her twin brother. Animagus, Quidditch, rivalries, and discoveries all included in this answer to Severitus' challenge FINALE UP! THANKS TO ALL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,831 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete