The Legend of Derpy
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Joined 04-19-12, id: 3934752, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 46 stories for Viva Piñata, My Little Pony, Naruto, Wario Ware Inc., Mario, Legend of Zelda, Misc. Books, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Shakespeare, Virtual Villagers, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Dork Diaries, Virtual Families, Girl Coming in for a Landing, Wii Sports Resort, Putting Makeup On the Fat Boy, Ayakashi: Ghost Guild, Vocaloid, Ava's Demon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Btooom/ブトゥーム, Sanrio, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.

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Hey, my name is Jess, and I write poetry.


If I've "rudely" reviewed your story, it means I think you have potential. Before taking your anger out on me, please view the options below:

- You said my OC was a Mary Sue/Gary Stu! : Let's put that to the "test", shall we?

- You said I needed a beta! : Yeah, you need a beta. I don't know why you're coming to me for that.

- You said I have bad grammar! : And since you're obviously not going to do anything about it, here.

- You're a furry/brony, you don't have an opinion! : Funny, I'm pretty sure I left an opinion in my review.

- After I PM you, I'm going to block you! : I can't read your PM if you block me, silly.

- Don't like it, don't read! : If this is your argument, don't bother PMing me as I'm tired of being on the receiving end of this bit. How do I know I don't like it if I don't read it?

- Write nicer reviews! I don't sugarcoat my reviews because lying to you about your story gets you nowhere. Sorry if you don't like my opinion. No, really, that's not sarcasm. I really am sorry, I'm just trying to help.

- Why do I have to listen to you? You don't, but if you want to be even a little better as a writer, you should.


That Time FFN Saved My Life, or My Attempt at a Biography

I've been on this site ever since I was ten.

Obviously, this was not my original account. But I still remember the joy of it all, pulling the wool over my parent's eyes and reading yaoi on the dimming light of my DSi as the LED lights hummed me to sleep, eleven o clock PM on a school night. And if my friends asked why I was so tired the next day, I'd just smile and wave them off. I don't think my strongly Catholic friends - even back then, they'd stare at me as if I was an abomination when I told them I couldn't recite a Hail Mary to save my ass - would have approved of me telling them that I was indulging in gay porn. From there on through, my early ideas of fandom began to form. And it was sort of hellish at first, as one might expect. I was at that age where girls started abandoning pants for three inch skirts and the playground for manicures. And here I was, this awkward lump of a Pikachu breeder still watching Spongebob instead of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. But I stuck with it, even after a few soft moments of waking up an hour earlier in the morning before school for the express purpose of watching AMTV just to have something relevant to talk about with my fellow classmates. Pulling through, I finally made some new friends in junior high - ones who didn't call my cell phone and leave death threats with their blonde tag-a-long giggling madly in the background. I'm proud to say that this site actually helped me through that rough time, what with the constant supply of stories and, well, yaoi. But in all seriousness, this site really gave me something to live for in those bleak days. More specifically, my transgression from fifth grade to sixth: middle school.

And I know you're probably wondering what type of a weak willed idiot I had to have been in my younger years to only be living for this site at some points, but I'm here to tell you that I might have been weak willed, but no idiot. Just depressed. I mean, let's be real, I literally wrote "death" multiple times in Spanish on the foggy window of my bus and didn't even think about lying while an identical pair of Barbie doll physique girls sitting across from me asked what I was writing. Yeah, this site can get pretty awful. There's slews of bad writers out there rampaging each section with their "talent". And I can tear my hair out over the shit I force myself to read daily. But that's why I can never abandon this site. Because I live in this constant fear that there's a girl on this site out there just like me: illegally signed up (we have an age limit, people), trying her hand at writing to try to release some pent up anger or at least reading to make her forget, if even for a little while. The existence of the Legend of Derpy is thanks to these people, and it's thanks to people like you, who read both these paragraphs willingly and listened.

Thank you.


Currently Playing:

Legend of Zelda: OoT


Currently Reading:

Sailor Moon, Volume 1

The Fault in Our Stars

Juliet, Naked


Current Plot Bunnies:

None.


Goals

Total Stories: 100

On the Favorite Author List of: 40 members


Sections/Characters I Have Added to the Site (with sources)

Littlest Pet Shop (category, Cartoons)

Archimedes (character, TF2)

Virtual Families (category, Games)

Celestial Clothes/セレスティアルクローズ(category, Anime/Manga)

Princess Cookie (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake)

Dolly (character, Pound Puppies)

Secrecy Drug/ヒミツのおくすり (category, Anime/Manga)

Princess Cookie (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake)

Polari (character, Mario)

NationStates (category, Games)

Upotte!! (category, Anime/Manga)

Runway o Produce!! (category, Anime/Manga)

Dear Brother! (category, Anime/Manga)

Madame le Flour (character, My Little Pony)

Noteworthy (character, My Little Pony)

Iron Will (character, My Little Pony)

Horseless Headless Horsemann (character, Team Fortress Two)

Merasmus (character, Team Fortress Two)

Breakfast Princess (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake)

Assassination Classroom (category, Anime/Manga)

King Sombra (character, My Little Pony)

Nurse Sweetheart (character, My Little Pony)

Nurse Coldheart (character, My Little Pony)

Ayakashi Ghost Guild (category, Games)

Laughter in the End of the World (category, Anime/Manga)

Fat Cat (category, Books)

Dainty Dove (character, My Little Pony)

Lightning Dust (character, My Little Pony)

Girl Coming in for a Landing (category, Books)

Candy Mane (character, My Little Pony)

Princess Princess (category, Comics)

Putting Makeup on the Fat Boy (category, Books)

Spanking Shakespeare (category, Books)

OFF (category, Games)

Miss Muromi of the Beach (category, Anime/Manga)

Pink Bird (character, Angry Birds)

(the) Minister's Daughter (category, Books)

Adventures in LaLaLoopsy Land (category, Movies)

Great Poet Kanesada (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild)

Orochi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild)

Sasuke Sarutobi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild)

Saizo Kirigakure (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild)

Bo (character, Ayakashi, Ghost Guild)

Btooom! (category, Anime/Manga)

Sunset Shimmer (character, My Little Pony)

Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia (category, Games)

LOKE (character, Vocaloid)

Sanrio (category, Misc.)

DAGASY 放课后超能力战争 (category, Anime/Manga)

Chuck E. Cheese Party Games (category, Games)


If the cake is a lie, is the cupcake a half truth?

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Study Date by Paint Splat reviews
Pre-relationship. Raven is troubled by some homework, and Cerise sets her right.
Ever After High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/2 - Raven Queen, Cerise Hood - Complete
Kahn's Greatest Mistake by M.E.Pea reviews
Connie is older and now married to Chane Wassonasong. She hopes that this will please her dad, but at the same time, she can't help but feel like a great disappointment. Rated Teen for vague sex...
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012
Public Displays by GreyLiliy reviews
Clawd manages to be romantic, and Deuce doesn't appreciate it.
Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Deuce G., Clawd Wolf, Jackson J. - Complete
Hope Blooms by Bookish Delight reviews
The night before Babs Seed returns to Manehattan, Apple Bloom asks to talk. Really talk. About everything.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Applebloom, Babs Seed - Complete
Feel Better by The Melon Lord Approves reviews
Katara catches cold. Aang, as usual, does his best to make her feel better. Requested by tophbeithong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Katara, Aang - Complete
In Sheep's Clothing by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Amaterasu knows she has smelled this scent somewhere before...but recognition is a little late in coming. Set during the events of Ryoshima Coast and the Dragonian Domain.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Amaterasu, Rao - Complete
Vocal Mishaps by KnoxEmerald reviews
Lyra has an interview for the premier of her song. She is afraid her nervousness will get the best of her. Can Bon Bon help her even when her voice is acting up? A look into the many voices of Bon Bon.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Bon Bon, Lyra
Chronicle by Honey Mead reviews
My name is Chronicle. I have been a scribe, an assistant, and a confidant to the Princess. I leave nothing behind me save for my notes, documents, and records. All stored and surrounded by thousands of others in a vault beneath the castle. So here I sit with my final days stretched out before me and all I have to leave is this, my life, compressed to the ink stains on so many page.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Princess Celestia
MY OTP by Faux Promises reviews
THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER. MERASMUS X ARCHIMEDES DON'T READ IF YOU ARE A BIRDSEXAPHOBE.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Archimedes, Merasmus - Complete
Across The Nightsky by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
Can't you sleep, little Luma? I'm up all night in the library. Have a Star Bit, then sit down with me. I will read you stories of the first Star Children, and how they formed the Mushroom World the way you know it today.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kamek, Rosetta/Rosalina
Thank You For Watching by Nanaki BH reviews
Ruko/Ritsu - Ruko finds out that she and Ritsu have a few unique things in common.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ritsu N., Ruko Y. - Complete
The Teufort Horror by mumbling mice reviews
After his curiosity gets the best of him, the Medic accidentally unleashes a bloodthirsty, cosmic abomination that wreaks havoc on the entire team. Warning: gore and disturbing imagery. Based off the works of HP Lovecraft. Happy Halloween!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Medic - Complete
The Knickers Conundrum by margaretday reviews
"Lily entered her dormitory that afternoon, feeling disappointed after Marlene refused to learn how to play the ukulele or sing her a soothing lullaby, and found James Potter lurking around her drawer with a particularly guilty look on his face." All-around nonsense ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Moon River by mumbling mice reviews
Sometimes the Sniper just likes to be alone and look up at the night sky. But most of the time he'd like someone to be there with him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
What They Don't Teach You in Med School by mumbling mice reviews
Several decades into the future, a young medical student is mistaken for someone else by a unique old man in a nursing home, leading to an experience that he will never forget. Short piece, originally written on Tumblr for Cat Bountry in an attempt to make her cry, which it very nearly did.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Heavy, Medic
Lace by MomoOfficial reviews
Chell was by no means a vain girl, but now she was finally allowed to have clothes that made her feel feminine. Innocent-verse Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Mrs Fi Uppitypants by Running Ninja reviews
Link has just killed a sea monster, which is great and all, but it does leave an issue…how is he supposed to get to land? There don't happen to be any convenient bird statues sitting on a wreck in the noonday sun, even if there is an exhausted and possibly delirious hero, and his newly improved talking sword, who is of little help in this situation.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Fi, LD-301N Skipper - Complete
Roughhousing by JimDimitri
The brave cowpony Braeburn has been captured by Chief Thunderhooves! How can he possibly escape his vicious captor, especially if things start to get ... rough? Braeburn/Thunderhooves oneshot, slash, light bondage
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Braeburn, Chief Thunderhooves - Complete
Slendermane by Krushnazag reviews
I've always enjoyed MLP... until recently. I learned a disturbing secret about the show, and I fear for my safety. She's always watching, waiting for someone else to learn her secret. Do you dare tempt her? Do you fear her wrath? Not a grimdark, Pinkie Promise, just dark, I could never goreify Derpy
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Tastes so sweet by coeurgryffondor reviews
Francis has dreamed for years now of owning a bakery. / Tumblr prompt: sugar. France-centric, slight FrUK with some FACE Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Methamphetamine by Bishoppe reviews
Reality is for the weak, Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Return by Sandsibscrazy reviews
He was a useless Uchiha. They thought this was punishment enough. Naruto couldn't agree more. ONESHOT Read the PREQUEL 'Retrieval'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Game by xxFalling-Slowlyx reviews
His scarf was limp against his bare chest and back, covering many layers of scars that littered his pale skin. The years had worn him thin. He supposed it was only a matter of time before he lost his mind. Rated T for character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Russia - Complete
Growth by LimeAttack reviews
Florists take good care of their plants, especially Rose. Eventually she comes to learn that while flowers grow and die, with enough care and attention they can learn to love, too.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Rose/Roseluck - Complete
Birds Of A Feather by DWhay reviews
The image is pretty self-explanatory. Pip and Featherweight head out on a field-trip to Canterlot Castle one Hearth's Warming Eve. Along the way the colts learn that love truly is blind to age, race and gender, especially during the holidays. Coltcuddling.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Pipsqueak - Complete
Healer Heal Thyself by DWhay reviews
Our favorite old time traveling Doctor has been alone his entire life, and he had pressed it down until one night he shows up one Twilight's doorstep.Now Twilight must somehow make sense of the outpouring misery of one of the most complex minds in the universe, and, somehow, comfort poor old Doctor Whooves. A short, feel good tale I wrote as part of a one-hour-challenge. Enjoy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Politics: The Pinkie Pie Party by MyWorld93 reviews
Pinkie Pie has found a book on an old party and feels the need to make it happen.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Shy by FrecklesAndSwords
Prompt: Shy Pipit just wanted her to know she was allowed to ask for help. Karane just proved her own point.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Pipit, Karane - Complete
My Little Poppy Seed Muffin by Almost an Actress reviews
Derpy is on her way to pick up Dinky from school, when she sees her daughter being beaten up by two snotty fillies. Will Derpy be able to save her Little Poppy Seed Mufin? Rated K-Plus for very mild violence and use of the word "retard."
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Diamond Tiara - Complete
Personal Space by Raphanizein reviews
What should be a punishment can become a haven. Human!Space. Rating K to be on the safe side. Probably wrong category, oh well.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Space Core - Complete
Blossoms by MaiedaNadeemJanjua reviews
Their future is uncertain, but two cherry blossoms bind their pasts together, because there was more to them than they ever realized. Happy birthday, Kana-chan!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magician's Rose by Crazee Canadia reviews
Present him a flower using flair. That's the way a magician does it. oOo WaluigiXLuigi, if you don't like the pairing don't read or comment. oOo
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - [Luigi, Waluigi] - Complete
The Question with a Million Answers by InTheNameOfSanity reviews
Late one night Grim asks Mandy a question he's been wondering for quite a long time. It was then Grim was reminded that Mandy was only, in fact, a thirteen year old girl, not a dark, hideous demon in disguise, like he often thought. Oneshot.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Mandy, Grim - Complete
1985 by StupidSequel reviews
Winston falls in love with Big Brother, but he cannot let Julia find out. He goes out, pretending to go to work after getting fired but is actually looking for Big Brother. Until he finds an easier way involving the room 101 glitch.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Shameful Secret by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
MetalAmy drabble. Amy's stopped chasing Sonic, which begs the question: why? Little do her friends know that Amy's new love life is too shameful to share.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Amy, Metal Sonic - Complete
Voglio Baci Veri by Crazee Canadia reviews
I want to stop dreaming, I want to experience it for real. Onesided WaluigiXLuigi, if you don't like the pairing then don't read or comment.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Waluigi, Luigi] - Complete
Longer than Diamonds by bladespark reviews
Rarity has had many frustrations in her sewing career, but when her finest hour seems to have come, she finds it brings with it all new troubles and worries. -A short story by a fellow seamstress who feels Rarity's pain.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
Deliver Us From Evil by Raphanizein reviews
Not all motives are pure. Your silent little friend wants to speak to you... Will you listen this time? Companion Cube POV. Rating for mentions of bloody violence. This was really difficult to sort into a genre, and I'm still not convinced it's right.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Weighted Companion Cube, Chell - Complete
Sweetheart by Raphanizein reviews
There's an awful lot to learn when you become a human for the first time. Aperture didn't code for everything, and Chell is happy to teach him the rest. Chelley. Rated a little bit high for kissing and a bit of swearing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Big Macintosh's work by bearie reviews
a poem for Big Macintosh
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Big Macintosh - Complete
This is Where the Ice King Lives by Hugo V reviews
Things get lonely with only penguins as company, and isolation sets its roots deep. *one-shot featuring Adventure Time's best character, unarguably*
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ice King - Complete
Paradise by RarityRoyale reviews
Fluttershy's friends are worried about her strange behaviour.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
Peter and Wendy by SaffyM reviews
Pan meets Shakespeare.. Two worlds, two rivaling families, two heirs...one destiny. PPWD
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wendy D., Peter Pan
Daddy's Eyes by Yami Jennzi reviews
In a village thats supposed to be perfect, Layla lives in a virtual hell. But no one hears her silent cries as she harvests the peaches.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Chell's Story by Topaz18 reviews
Chell writes a book about Aperture and contemplates the world in general. Really short one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Chell - Complete
Temple Run by fidofia reviews
Just a little poem I wrote in 5 minutes. I think I've been playing the game too much...
Temple Run - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012
Hidden Music by BelaLorelei reviews
A poem written from Johanna's point of view. It takes place after Sweeney dies. Please read and enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Johanna B. - Complete
War by GraceOfTheFlower reviews
A young pig and an old bird talk of war.
Angry Birds - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Small Pig, Big Brother Bird - Complete
Want and Ignorance by decessus reviews
Two short poems on the children Want and Ignorance.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
The Invasion of Gracey Manor by eiahmon reviews
Poor Edward Gracey gets his house invaded by bad actors and fangirls. What's a dead man to do?
Haunted Mansion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
I'm Alright by McGeesJabberwock reviews
The Penguin commits suicide and the Joker is sad.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Joker, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Completion by mumbling mice reviews
The engineer tells you why he cut off his hand.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Engineer - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Pinkie Pie is overjoyed when she meets a Pegasus who seems almost exactly like her. What could possibly go wrong?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
All Good Things by Cannox reviews
With Discord trapped, do you think he feels regret for not spreading even more Chaos? No, he doesn't, because as he's learned, maybe order doesn't even exist at all...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Discord - Complete
Sanctuary by Hawki reviews
Segaverse Oneshot: Thanks to the Time Eater, Sonic had been cast back in time, meeting his "classic" self and visiting old locations. Such locations included Sky Sanctuary. And faced with the lost paradise, Sonic...and Knuckles found it difficult to leave
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
Equestria by McGeesJabberwock reviews
It never existed. One-shot
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Joker Saves the Ponies by McGeesJabberwock reviews
Batman wants to destroy My Little Pony and only the Joker can stop him.
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - The Joker, Pinkie Pie
To Love a Cap'n by Mortal Anonymous reviews
K'nuckles/Flapjack. When the reason why Flapjack constantly gushes over K'nuckles is finally brought to light, he's crushed by rejection and opts to get "heart-reduction surgery" so he won't care at all anymore. Now he must be saved before it happens.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [Captain K'nuckles, Flapjack] Bubbie, Dr. J. Barber - Complete
My Love by Jane Ruthie reviews
A spin off of the Giving Tree. Poem about a lost love.
Giving Tree - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
I Laugh by Gaaras1Girl reviews
Please, do not read this fic. It, like my other works before it, is in the process of being rewritten. At this time the story is a mess and will make little to no sense if read as is. I murdered them both in cold blood, and I was getting away with it... Sasuke/Ino, Sakura/Sasuke hinted Sakura/Gaara. Rated for violence, gore, and language. AU/Dark OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Lanaea reviews
Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Toying with Danger by Dude13 reviews
Woe to all those who are unfortunately unaware of the perils of threatening a four year old. Oneshot .
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Duchess, Frankie - Complete
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Foreshadowing reviews
Pre-Homura. Madoka's future is looking bleak, so she takes a little walk to the ocean.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Madoka K. - Complete
A Fade to Black
"She had discovered that the world was tea." A short poem about one of many Sylvia Spoons.
Ayakashi: Ghost Guild - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sylvia Spoon - Complete
Lazuli reviews
A collection of fifty drabbles I plan to do. [Current Chapter: Flowers don't grow year round.]
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Haku Y., Oliver
The Last Date reviews
Twilight visits a friend with a little gift. An extremely short story. Applejack/Twilight.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack - Complete
Small Wonder
Nagisa says goodbye. One hundred word drabble.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
On the Count of Three reviews
The journey of one thousand laps begins with a single step. Slight Makoto/Haruka, one hundred word drabble.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T.
Twisted
Twist seems to have contracted a nasty crush on her teacher, and it's not Cheerilee. Minor foalcon. Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Twist, Bon Bon - Complete
Reading Material reviews
Dear Daniel starts a book club. Two hundred word drabble.
Sanrio - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
West Street reviews
Babs gives herself a haircut. Two hundred word drabble.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Babs Seed - Complete
Dining on a Schedule
Syncopation invites his rather uncultured brother, One Trick, to one of Canterlot's finest restaurants, but Syncopation's addiction to keeping on his timely schedule ruins natural interaction between the two. OC centered.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
The Promised Land reviews
"Why would anybody want to leave this place?" Kosuke's viewpoint, drabble.
Btooom/ブトゥーム - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Bear reviews
Perhaps the loss of her stuffed friend was symbolic of what was to come.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Mami T. - Complete
Nevy's Repose
Nevy infiltrates Gil's nap time.
Ava's Demon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Gil M., Nevy N. - Complete
Not Well
Rin's has been plagued by the abuses of the pink haired woman for so long, that she can barely even remember when it all began. Rated T for language. Oneshot.
Crossover - Vocaloid & Ava's Demon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The Unheard reviews
Vinyl looses something precious.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Vinyl Scratch, Octavia
Razor Sharp reviews
"Idiot, that's not how you use a rah-zor." SasSai. Bloody fluff. Oneshot.
Ayakashi: Ghost Guild - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Saskue Sarutobi, Saizo Kirigakure - Complete
And I Guess That's Okay reviews
In which our unnamed protagonist contemplates the reality of writing for what it is.
Girl Coming in for a Landing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
Diamond Encrusted reviews
Diamond Tiara wasn't counting on the fact that Celestia would soon be visiting her school house, especially after she had blown off her homework assignments - friendship reports to the Princess herself - for the last five weeks in pursuit of her lavish lifestyle. And she sure wasn't counting on being the sun Goddess' newest student due to a misunderstanding.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Diamond Tiara, Princess Celestia
A Charming Noose
After his father's untimely death, Gleason reevaluates his choices.
Putting Makeup On the Fat Boy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Playing God reviews
These people thought they could play God. And the Mii knew she could do it better. Rated T for dark themes.
Wii Sports Resort - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
Susie Spineless
In which our unnamed protagonist considers her rude awaking after the Drama Club's award ceremony via tears and, what else, poetry.
Girl Coming in for a Landing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Complete
Where the Devil Lurked reviews
She was more of a machine than a woman, and her children were more of cash bringers than actual beings. Thriving off of sex and talent agents, the devil lurked behind these doors...T for sexual references. Parody of VF's child birthing system.
Virtual Families - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
My Sweetheart's Eyes reviews
Life isn't something worth celebrating, but maybe you can convince me otherwise. Written for the "10 Per Genre" challenge on Live Journal. Nurse Sweetheart/Nurse Coldheart. T for mentions of death, oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Nurse Coldheart, Nurse Sweetheart - Complete
On the Higher Trail reviews
Born into fortune was he, born into poverty was she. Friendship was the missing ingredient to make things connect between the two. It is a tale of racism, slavery, and a fake white rabbit: but it's their story. AU.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Fancy Pants, Zecora
Lucky? reviews
In which Angel is missing, a birthday party is thrown, and the true horrors of the Ponyville craft fair are revealed by a poor gift choice. Tumblr prompt.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Not a Lip Gloss Flavor reviews
Popularity was a game for MacKenzie. And so far, it had been far too easy to win. Rated T for language. Oneshot.
Dork Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - MacKenzie H., Nikki M. - Complete
To Paint With Red reviews
Medic never knew he was an artist. Medic also didn't know how excited he could get over a simple jar of blood and a certain Heavy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Medic - Complete
Faked Sunlight reviews
The petals encasing her sanity slowly died, and the sunlight no longer reached her leaves, so the Rose found other ways to grow...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Rose/Roseluck - Complete
A Dictionary of Feelings reviews
Turrets don't feel emotions, not in the normal sense. Something's there to be sure, some fleeting feeling of...well, a mere turret wouldn't be able to explain it. Not when their vocabulary is composed of "Gotcha!" and "Deploying".
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Turret - Complete
A Shining Apple reviews
Takes place right after Chrysalis' defeat. Apple Bloom is to be the flower girl, but she's getting some dangerous feelings whenever Shining Armor comes into her presence. Who is she to love the princess' soon to be husband? Guilt swallows her up, and she needs a way to move on. Of course, a certain alicorn could help her do just this. One sided Applebloom x Shining Armor.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Applebloom, Shining Armor - Complete
My Dress, Your Dress reviews
"You gave me cookies after a horrible breakup." Little did she know I rushed to her house in a mania to come to her aide. "You made me this beautiful dress." Little did she know how I slaved over the thing, making it the perfect dress for her. "You're my best friend." Little did she know how much those words hurt. One sided Rarity x Cheerilee. Cheerilrar? Rarcheer? T for death.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Cheerilee, Rarity - Complete
Feeling Strong in the Desert reviews
Gilda just wants to get as far as way from Ponyville is possible, be as far away from Dash as possible. When an encounter with another creature with similar ties to Rainbow Dash finds Gilda, how will their relationship go from there? Gilda X Little Strongheart. You heard me correctly.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Little Strongheart, Gilda - Complete
When He Forgets the Island reviews
This young child is the last villager alive on the island, her mother departed and the villagers gone. God watches her with tears in his eyes; it is all his fault. The island will remain evermore a death trap, leading even the youngest to their eventual deaths... This is what happens when you forget to check in on your villagers. Rated T for death. Oneshot.
Virtual Villagers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Bloodline reviews
Daisy never really loved Luigi. It was that rich Mario bloodline she so relished above all. Waluigi had known that, and yet, he had coveted her from afar. Come closer, my dears. Escape the cold of the night, take a seat on the nearest bar stool, and listen as I weave the tale of Waluigi in your ears and heart. Rated T for language. On hiatus.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Waluigi, Daisy
Martha's Song reviews
I cared for your children, yet you point the finger of blame at me? Fanfic for The Hangman's Daughter.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Don't Go reviews
Susan doesn't understand many a thing, mind you, but she does know one thing about her feelings for Finn. Inspired by Bigslayerguyman. Has been turned into a collection of Susan drabbles.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Susan S., Finn
Reputations in the Midst of Magical Nights reviews
Margaret is torn between her love for Borachio and her "bought" friendship to the young maiden Hero. For whom is she willing to tarnish her reputation as a woman? Rated T for mild sexual references, Much Ado About Nothing.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
To Suprise a Killer reviews
Me-Mow just wants a quiet day with her books after failing to kill Princess Wildberry. Of course, she just can't be left alone by so called "friends"... Oneshot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Me-Mow - Complete
Country Clothes reviews
There ain't not one colt who is gonna walk into the Ponyville Square Dance without a pretty mare in hoof...of course, with the exception of Braeburn. He doesn't have a chance askin' the town's prettiest mare to the dance! Does he? Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Braeburn, Rarity - Complete
Braiding Memories, Weaving Thread
The Tale of Despereaux's Hovis went through many a struggle to become the Threadmaster we know today. Where did the original threadmaster disappear to? And what will Hovis give up to help the small mouse condemmed to death who has escaped death himself?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
I Am No Hero reviews
Fi is wrapped in the chains of her own slumber, never to arise again. Scrapper, overcome by pain, will soon do the same to accompany his love down the abyss of death forever. Two hundred word drabble.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - LD-301S Scrapper, Fi - Complete
Dusty Windows and Midnight Visits reviews
9-Volt can't quite seem to get it through his head that one does not simply sneak up on Ashley and get away with it. Fluffy oneshot.
Wario Ware Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Among Insults and Graves reviews
Gai is dead, and Lee's heart might as well be just the same. Lee's POV, Gailee. Please do not review if you do not like the pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Lee R. - Complete
Orange Gravity reviews
All I want to do is fly, yes, fly, even more than I crave a cutie mark, yet Celestia turns a blind eye on my prayers...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Scootaloo - Complete
The Song of Lyra Heartstrings reviews
Bon Bon has departed from this earth, and Lyra has followed in her hoofsteps, as the citizens of Ponyville believe. The truth? Not if Zecora has anything to say about it.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Lyra, Bon Bon - Complete
Lament of a Whirlm reviews
In the beginning, there was only you and I.
Viva Piñata - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
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