Author has written 41 stories for Viva Piñata, My Little Pony, Mario, Misc. Books, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Virtual Villagers, Dork Diaries, Virtual Families, Girl Coming in for a Landing, Wii Sports Resort, Ayakashi: Ghost Guild, Vocaloid, Ava's Demon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Btooom/ブトゥーム, Sanrio, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Animal Crossing, Sims, and Fire Emblem.
Hey, my name is Jess, and I write.
There's one of two reasons why you're here. If it's because you got a review from me that you do not agree with, by all means, hit the PM button. I'm willing to back up my review and help you improve your story. It's why I left my review in the first place; I promise that I write no reviews to be rude. The second reason is that you just happened upon my profile. Godspeed, internet spelunker.
- You said my OC was a Mary Sue/Gary Stu! : Let's put that to the "test", shall we? Admittedly, the test isn't concrete, but it should give you a decent idea of where you stand. And give you an idea of some of the crazy shit people put in their OC's backstory/design (seriously, stealing back your virginity?).
- You said I needed a beta! : Yeah, you need a beta. I don't know why you're coming to me for that. I'm perfectly willing to help you, but I don't enjoy beta-ing. Just PM me, we'll work on your story through there.
- You said I have bad grammar! : If you're interested in fixing that (which you should; a good story looks terrible with poor grammar, and it's just lazy to not fix it), look here.
- You're a brony/girl/whatever, you don't have an opinion! : If this is seriously your defense, don't even bother PMing me. It's obvious you're willing to grab at any straw to justify your writing, and I'm not willing to deal with that.
- After I PM you, I'm going to block you! : I can't read your PM if you block me, silly. Well, okay, maybe I can, if I dig through my email, but if this is what you're going to resort to, why bother expending the effort?
- Don't like it, don't read! : How do I know I don't like it if I don't read it?
- Write nicer reviews! : I don't sugarcoat reviews because lying to you about your story gets you nowhere.
- I only write for fun! : I totally understand this, as I do as well. But seriously, what are you going to lose from doing something better, even if you don't plan to have a career in it?
- Why do I have to listen to you? You don't, but if you want to be even a little better as a writer, you should at least take it into consideration.
Super Paper Mario
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Some dumb SAT prep book you don't care about
Current Plot Bunny:
Sections/Characters I Have Added to the Site (with sources)
Littlest Pet Shop (category, Cartoons) - Archimedes (character, TF2) - Virtual Families (category, Games) - Celestial Clothes/セレスティアルクローズ (category, Anime/Manga) -Princess Cookie (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake) - Dolly (character, Pound Puppies) - Secrecy Drug/ヒミツのおくすり (category, Anime/Manga) - Polari (character, Mario) - NationStates (category, Games) - Upotte!! (category, Anime/Manga) - Runway o Produce!! (category, Anime/Manga) - Dear Brother! (category, Anime/Manga) - Madame le Flour (character, My Little Pony) - Noteworthy (character, My Little Pony) - Iron Will (character, My Little Pony) - Horseless Headless Horsemann (character, Team Fortress Two) - Merasmus (character, Team Fortress Two) - Breakfast Princess (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake) - Assassination Classroom (category, Anime/Manga) - King Sombra (character, My Little Pony) - Nurse Sweetheart (character, My Little Pony) - Nurse Coldheart (character, My Little Pony) - Ayakashi Ghost Guild (category, Games) - Laughter in the End of the World (category, Anime/Manga) - Fat Cat (category, Books) - Dainty Dove (character, My Little Pony) - Lightning Dust (character, My Little Pony) - Girl Coming in for a Landing (category, Books) - Candy Mane (character, My Little Pony) - Princess Princess (category, Comics) - Putting Makeup on the Fat Boy (category, Books) - Spanking Shakespeare (category, Books) - OFF (category, Games) - Miss Muromi of the Beach (category, Anime/Manga) - Pink Bird (character, Angry Birds) - (the) Hangman's Daughter (category, Books) - Adventures in LaLaLoopsy Land (category, Movies) - Great Poet Kanesada (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Orochi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Sasuke Sarutobi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Saizo Kirigakure (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Bo (character, Ayakashi, Ghost Guild) - Btooom! (category, Anime/Manga) - Sunset Shimmer (character, My Little Pony) - Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia (category, Games) - LOKE (character, Vocaloid) - Sanrio (category, Misc.) - DAGASY 放课后超能力战争 (category, Anime/Manga) - Chuck E. Cheese Party Games (category, Games) *
* In hindsight, I'm not quite sure why I asked the admins to add this one.
If the cake is a lie, is the cupcake a half truth?
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