Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments, and Matched.
Hi! I'm I'm a Muppet of a girl (yes, an unfortunate name, but my mom wouldn't take "for the love of everything holy, give the girl a normal name" for an answer).
Sorry about not having been on in so long. I have been suffering a severe case of writer's block, on and off this website. As I unsuccessfully try to think of more stories to write, please enjoy my old ones!
What's that? You say you want a glimpse into the riveting world of a Muppet/girl mutant like myself? Well, here's a bit about me...
I am an alien from outer space, born with two hearts, that constantly travels through time in a machine commonly known as the TAR-
Wait, no. That's not right. I'm a sociopathic consulting detective with fabulous hair and cheekbones that could cut-
No, no. I'm thinking of someone else. Why is this so difficult? Where was I. Oh yes. I travel across the country with my attractive brother in my '67 Chevy Impala fighting ghosts and-
WHAT THE HELL. That's not my life either. My name is Eren Jaeger and I am a member of the Scout Regiment-
GOD. WHY CAN'T I DO THIS. I AM A HOBBIT AND I AM TAKING THE ONE RING TO MORDOR-
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