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Joined 05-30-03, id: 393507
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
LAST UPDATED: October 10th, 2003.

Life is crazy! I'm getting into the swing of my new school, and it's all going well so far. Just lots of homework, and chronic sleep deprivation! Love all you guys - sorry it was so long between updates! O/K 4eva!*



On to stuff about me . . .
I'm (relatively) new on here as an author, but I've haunted the halls of for a few months now and even left a few pieces of grafiti in the form of reviews along the way.
I'd love to hear any feedback on my stories, flames too (I guess . . . lol).
I'm just a girl who wants to have fun, mainly:
-- reading fanfiction
-- playing soccer
-- dancing
-- writing my own stuff
-- listening to the radio
-- procrastinating
-- hanging with my friends (eeek I didn't mean necessarily in that order . . . some of my friends have violent tendencies *sigh*)

Btw, I'm not actually obsessed with orange, it just sort of happened that way. At least that's the story I'm sticking to.

I'm enjoying my summer holidays - I can't believe they're already over half over. I've been really busy. This September I start at a new school, which is making me rather nervous . . .

I'm also a proud Canadian. For all those Canadians out there, and even you others, here is something that has been posted on an international tourism website. A friend received it in an email from her friend, and she in turn passed it on to me. I've removed the nationalities of the question-askers for the fear of offending anyone . . . . How Canadian.


Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do plants grow?

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks?

A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles - take lots of water . . .

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax?

A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

(OK, so maybe you can tell where that question came from . . .)

Q: Which direction is North in Canada?

A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send you the rest of the directions.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada?

A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Canada who can dispense rattlesnake serum.

A: All Canadian rattlesnakes are perfectly harmless and can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?

A:No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns.

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go walking.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule?

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is . . . oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

. . . well, hope you got some laughs outta that. Oh, and I hope no Americans are offended (hehe).

If anyone is actually reading this who knows how to make Italics and Bold show up (I use Microsoft Word), please email me! (or review)

If you like my stories or hate my stories or would like to critique my stories plz review, or send me an email at (as seen above...). Yes, I know that my addy is freakishly long . . .

OK ppl, gotta go.


P.S. O/K forever! (Oh, and H/G, R/Hr, F/Ange, and G/Lish)
P.P.S. I really am done now. =-) (promise)

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Harry Potter and the Summer of Death by CynthiaER reviews
Harry Potter is brooding over the death of his beloved godfather Sirius when he recieves a mysterious messager of some greater fate. It is up to Harry, a strange young girl, his classmates and others from around the world to come together and deal w LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003
Hogwarts: A Cultural History by Manda Panda Bear reviews
COMPLETE! When Hermione finds a Slytherin’s journal, in her Gryffindor prefect vanity, from twenty years ago she has no idea that the events in it will shed a new light on some people. Her indulgence in the journal also helps Hermione discover herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,573 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride by Lora Tempesta reviews
Katie Bell has been alone for the last four years. After the wedding of her best friend, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron. After she gets drunk, will she make some mistakes that she'll regret later? Oliver WoodKatie Bell COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,033 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Oliver W. - Complete
The Aerodynamics Of The Fork by sheroaredback reviews
Locker room kisses, arguments about how aerodynamic forks are, and Katie Bell goes a wee bit insane. I suppose those are givens in any equation involving Oliver Wood. NOTE: This is super old. I love how I still used the term 'lolz' in my author notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Right In Front of Your Eyes by itefaq reviews
Chapter 8 UP! Oliver and Katie. Katie and Oliver. Can two childhood friends find love or are they destined to be only friends? I think I'm making it sound overdramatic, oh well. on indefinite hold-my apologies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Oliver W.
Pitch It Like Pendragon by Lily Itriwi reviews
A L/J fic based on the great film, Bend It Like Beckham. Lily dreams of being a Quidditch player, but in a world where female Quidditch players are few and far between, how will she achieve her dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Not Your Average Quidditch Fan by Nirselen reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans and her friend Arabella Figg win tickets to the Quidditch World Cup and a private dinner with star-Chaser James Potter. (full summary inside) Yes folks, this is the non-cliche L/J Fic you've been waiting for! So come on in and enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 10/6/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The 6th Year Masquerade Ball by Purple Spotted Hedwig reviews
It takes place in the trios's 6th year. It's a Maquerade Ball and you'll find unexpected couples fall for each other! I'll be focasing on a certain ship now! Third chapter Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Riding the Line Between Love and Hate by Allie-Marina reviews
Katie Bell hates Oliver but she does 'things' to him, that she isn't *supposed* to kno about, just by being her cute self.can b funny/angsty/PERVERTED/fluffy&plain confusing.quite a coaster w/book exactly.Oliver's 7thyr(HP's 3) Chptr 29 is up!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,054 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hey Little Girl by TerenceHiggs reviews
Complete WoodBell. Oliver Wood doesn't know how to lose and his last year at Hogwarts means his last chance at the Cup. He must make a choice between the Cup or a friendship turned serious. He can't play the ass if he expects to win this time. RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,242 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Oliver W. - Complete
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Relating Relations reviews
Chapter11up-Katiehas2much2drink This fic involves many pairings, but at heart this is an OliverKatie fic. Katie has inherited the power of Relating from her grandmother. All her friends seem to be getting together - when will it be her turn with Oliver?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,313 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Oliver W.
Team Building reviews
A lovely little piece of KatieOliver fluff! Oliver decides to do some team building exercises to help his team improve... involves an orange . . . please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Oliver W.
Operation Orange or A Taste of Orange reviews
Why is Harry suddenly displaying strange behaviour around objects of a certain colour? H/G Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.