Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Danny Phantom.
Hi my name's Aimy. I write because I love it. Here I'll give a discription of myself for a sec:
Height: 5'5 maybe 5'6 Eyes:Hazel Hair: dark brown Nationality: Cuban, but I was born in the US of A. Dress: mostly in black or dark colors Music: Rock/metal/Other Age: 13 Born: September 22, 1998
Just ask me anything else ya wanna know!!
If you have any advice or anything just write me. Oh and don't worry about my feelings or anything while reviewing. I want the cold dead true, not pathetic lies.
The Pains of the Unexpected
Jennifer Shepard: ncis4eva.freevar.com/ncis-holly43.jpg
Angel Drawing Tattoo: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969694_185277464962697_1994604452_n.jpg
‘i am not afraid to walk to world alone’ Tattoo: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969869_185277521629358_1919876622_n.jpg
Angel Wings Tattoo: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/935058_185277704962673_104597133_n.jpg
Cross Tattoo: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/21138_184475681709542_4686728_n.jpg
Rose Tattoo: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/936708_185277428296034_796007813_n.jpg
I'm a crazy, loud & proud freak :)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" just know you're awesome. -virtual cookie- [BAHAHAHA. i said cookie.]
Witty Quotes and Saying
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Answering Machine Saying: Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my boyfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while he likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Actual Headline: Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Strange Things to Say When Stressed
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"
5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"
8. "This isn't school. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
11. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
14. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
15. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
20. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
21. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY!
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!
Girl: I really like you. And I...
Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
Boy: I don't like you like that...
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can't tell you... maybe
From then on, the girl kept asking the
Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Boy: It's because you're uglier than
(The nerve!! so superficial!!)
Girl: But... I...
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
The boy leaves and the girl is sitting
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go
Girl: Alright Mom.
Mom: I love you.
Girl: I love you too, Mom.
Mom: Bye Bye.
The girl heads home and once she got
Girl: I'm not pretty enough...
She set to work, knowing fully well
Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
She opened the door and was shocked at
"Am I pretty enough now?"
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
there were 2 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart
Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, “Seven days…”
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, Dumb ass?”
Friends: Helps you find your prince
Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friends: Will ask you if you’re ok when you’re crying
Best Friends: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person who made you cry
Friends: Will pass you a soda
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you
Friends: Will help you learn to drive
Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friends: Takes yours and runs
Friends: Will help you move
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies
Friends: Will hide you from the cops
Best Friends: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place
Friends: Will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, “That was awsome! Let’s do it again!”
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Friends: Will help you find your way when you’re lost
Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Friends: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back
Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, “My bad…here’s a tissue”
Friends: Only know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life…
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME!”
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friends: Already know not to tell
Friends: Are only through school/college
Best Friends: Are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough
Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, “Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don’t waste”
Friends: Would ignore this
Best Friends: Will re-post this shit
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it’s cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘m in the middle.)
LIVE ON ROCK MUSIC
you say pop- I say shut the fuck up
you say soulja boy- I say blink 182
you say rihanna - I say metallica
you say hip-hop - I say three days grace
you say lady gaga - I say bullet for my valentine
you say emenem - I say rise against
you say hanna montana - I scream heavy metal
you say justin bieber - I rip your fucking head off
92% of teenagers have turned to hip-hop and pop, if ur part of the 8%, copy this message and past it to an other video. DONT LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!!
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about
me:no I read fanfiction I got this
I hate how my future children will not be able to know just how amazing my teenage years were
They won’t know who Harry Potter was :
Or who Percy Jackson was :
Or what the The Hunger Games was :
Or what Narnia was :
Or even what Glee was :
But at least they’ll know what Degrassi is…
Because Degrassi never ends
When someone hate on you:
For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)
For everyone who hates stereotypes:
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Ditto...)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I believe women have a right to choose whatever they want to do with their own bodies.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm shy so I must be psycho and anti-social
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
read this if you hate racism.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people.
i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
Im the girl that walks like i am proud.
Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.
Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.
Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.
Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.
Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
Im the girl who isnt always a people person.
Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.
Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?
Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.
Girl: Why do you like me? Boy: Too many reasons Girl: Give me a number Boy: How many stars are in the night sky? Girl: That's impossible Boy: So you see the problem
Fun Things To Do On An Elevator. (:
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
My name is Chris
I am three
My eyes are swollen
I can not see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish i were better
I wish i weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still hug me
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else i'm locked up
All day long
When i wake i'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words
He says it's all my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl
He takes and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's too late now
His face is twisted
Into an unimaginalbe shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please god, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three
Tonight my daddy
I found this on someone's profile. It makes me sad, and puts my life in perspective. I'm glad to be alive, though the pain of being so is so great, I just wish it would end . . .
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it land on? Ummm don't own a globe, but in my imaginary globe it landing on... CUBA
2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? of (Twilight)
3. What can you hear right now? me typing (DUH), the song A Little piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold, and my dog barking.
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself.
"Hi your a pretty rose aren't you?"
"What no 'thank you'?"
"Say fucking 'thank you!"
"You know fuck you you stupid flower!!!! I'm not going to talk to you ever again!!"
5.Turn on the T.V. What is on? A fucking comercial. I swear to god theres more comercials in a show then the acual show.
6. Type your name with your elbow. ihbjknlk;io3 klplo9vbedr90-054 Wow alien language cool!!!
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? my gutiar
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Aimy (Not Amy or Aimee. It's Aimy!!)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aimizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black wolf (Ahoooooooooo!!!!(thats a howl in case you didn't know.))
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Amelia Park WOWWOWWOWWOWWOW
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Baraipaz (Bah-ar-ay-paz) Love it!!!
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Monster ( sound evil!!! )
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Irmanla (Ir-man-la)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bird (Hell Yeah!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker,MyxTourniquet
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you you and your boyfriend fight you say he has Nothing on Jasper Hale. Crazy is staring at someone for a while and than asking 'it's infected, isn't it?" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Single or taken: Single
Hair colour: Dark brown
Eye colour: hazel
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Garage
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Sedal
What are you listening to right now: I'm So Sick Flyleaf
Who is the last person that called you?: My mom
How many buddies are online right now?: 5
Girls names: Jade, Star
Boy’s names: Caleb, Eli
Subjects in school: Math, Music
Music: Rock, Alternative, ect.
Smell: Vanilla, Cinnamon
Desktop picture: Campfire
CD in player: Don't have a CD player
DVD in player: Ironman 3
You touched: My best friend
You hugged: My best friend
You IMed: Don't IM
You yelled at: My mom (We don't really get along)
You kissed: Now Ex
Understanding: I don't really like judging people
Arrogant: 1/4 of the time
Insecure: A lot
Random/Crazy: Yes, with a touch of weird.
Hungry: Not right now
Hard working: Depends on how determined I am
Organized: Um, no
Healthy: I have a cold right now, but beside that I'm as a horse.
Shy: At some moments
Difficult: I've been told I'm very stubborn
Bored easily: YES
Obsessed: Harry Potter, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Pretty Little Liars, Danny Phantom, Tumblr, Fanfiction, Music
Angry: I tend to bottle things up until something makes me snap
Happy: I have my moments
Hyper: Come and find out
Trusting: Not really
In the morning I: stay in my bed for a while before getting out.
Love is: exhausting.
I dream about: my things.
What do you notice first in the person you're into: Eyes.
--WHICH IS BETTER--
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: No
Tall or short: Tall
Makes you laugh the most: My best friend
Makes you smile: My best friend
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No
--DO YOU EVER--
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Dont IM
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Yes, guys are less drama
Wish you were younger: Yes
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes, not that I'd like anyone know that
Of times I've had my heart broken: Once
Of hearts I have broken: Don't really know
Of guys I've kissed: 5
Of girls I've kissed: 5
Of CD's I own: zero
Of scars on my body: 4
Repost this if you're against homophobia.
Mom, I'm feeling so much pain right now But I've already cried to much Now the only way to let it out Is by telling you what has me in its clutch
It rips my heart to say this Knowing that it could hurt you too But if this is the only way to speak to you Then I guess this is something that I have to do
Mom, I know what and who I am But unfortunately so do you What hurts the most is not that you know But the fact that you don't approve
It cuts me deeper every time when You voice your opinions of me out loud I'd go to my room and scream and cry Cause all I want to do is make you proud
Now, yes, I've made mistakes in my life But, you know what Mom, so have you I've learned from mine over time Maybe you should starttoo
I always see you watching TV shows With gay people on the main cast You look at me with such disgust But at the TV, Mom, you just laugh
Whenever I ask you why that is You just look at me and stare You'd tell me its because I'm your daughter And you'd tell me its because you care
Well, Mom, is that not hypocrisy To like people that are gays But you spit in disgust when you learn That your daughter happens to go both ways
Mom, I don't want to hate you And I don't want you to hate me But this void of pain is increasing And its practically consuming me
All my friends accept me and I was hoping you would too You tell me I'd regret telling them But the only person I regret telling is you
Please explain to me why that is I thought I could tell you anything But I can't and that gets me so pissed And makes my whole damn body sting
Now, Mom, please - you must know That I still love you with all my heart Even though its crushed and breaking Cause our relationship is falling apart
Please, Mom, hold on to me I'm your daughter through and through Even though what I am Makes your whole damn body stew
There's so much more I need to say But, I don't want to - you know why Cause unlike some, I am a good person And I don't want to make your pain too high
There's just one more thing you should know But this is simply who I am And I'm begging you to stop criticising So that you can learn to understand
95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "Do a flip bitch!!"
If you do sexual noises when you stretch, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to fucking slap someone, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
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24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"
18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed some sort of gaming device.
Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss
You love to shop.
You wear eye-liner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance (Mom made me)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits Somewhere I Belong- Linkin Park.( Ya this song doesn't belong )
Waking Up We'll Sleep When We're Dead- Blessthefall (I was just sleeping and I'm not dead!!!!!!!!!)
First Day At School Who I Am Hates Who I've Been- Reliant K (Hates a strong word)
Making Your New Best Friend No Boundaries- Adam Lambert ( Our friendship has no boundaries baby!!!!!)
Falling In Love I Don't Love You- Chemical Romances (Looks like I hasve trust problems)
Breaking Up This Is War- 30 Seconds To Mars (Breaking up is like going into war. Hard like fuck. It messes you up bro)
Prom You're Not Alone- Saosin ( Of course I'm not alone. I'm with my fucking date!)
Graduation 10 Miles Wide- Escape the Fate (Rock and Roll!!!!!!)
Life's Okay Brick by Boring Brick- Paramore ( Bitch you should of listen)
Death Of A Close Friend Nothing- The Script ( Gonna get drunk)
Mental Breakdown Beautiful- Christina Aquilera (Fuck Off. You say I'm ugly, but look at you broken mirror. I'm fucking beautiful)
Driving Everything- Lifehouse ( Crying and driving )
Flashback That should be me- Justin Bieber (Fucker dies days)
Getting Back Together Angels on The Moon- Thriving Ivory (I'm fucking dying. Love ME!!!!!)
Birth Of A Child Someone to Fall Back On- I Can't Go On, I'll Go On (Why is there music, This fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!)
Wedding Scene Good Life - One Republic (He's with me of course it's a good life!!)
Car Accident Unfaithful- Rihanna (Damn I cheated with I was in a car accident?)
Final Battle This Is The New Shit- Marilyn Manson (I'M FUCKING READY BITCH!!)
Death Scene Who Knew- P!nk (Ya who the fuck knew I was gonna die?)
Funeral Song Glitter in The Air- P!nk ( Why is there fucking glitter at my furneral!)
End Credits Headline- Drake (No one ever reads this shit)
Deleted Scenes Faint- Linkin Park (Ignore me and watch)
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has happened. Everything remains exactly as it was. I am I, and you are you, and the old life that we lived so fondly together is untouched, unchanged. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by the old familiar name. Speak of me in the easy way which you always used. Put no difference into your tone. Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes that we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me. Let my name be ever the household word that it always was. Let it be spoken without an effort, without the ghost of a shadow upon it. Life means all that it ever meant. It is the same as it ever was. There is absolute and unbroken continuity. What is this death but a negligible accident? Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight? I am but waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near, just round the corner. All is well. Nothing is hurt; nothing is lost. One brief moment and all will be as it was before. How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting when we meet again. - Henry Scott Holland
"Believe nothing, no matter who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -Buddha
"And thank you, for showing me, that best friends, cannot be trusted...and thank you, for lying to me! The friendship and good times we had, YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK." I used to miss you, but now I'm just glad I can see who you really are...even if it's taken me this long to realize it. I need you in my life like cancer. So PEACE, bitch.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh you ass off at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out what you did.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, (Sad we know) IPreferVerticallyChallenged(When I fell up the stairs, I slid all the way down and got bruises on my side.), InkLove904 (Worse day of my life).
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Ashton
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?black
3. Your first initial? A
4. Your month of birth? september
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jade
7. Your favorite number? 13
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Be Happy In The Future
Are you done? Yep
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
You Know You Live In 2008 When...
1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Colombian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in you're heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
øººø Madness, ,
,øººø, as you know,
ºø,øººø,øº is like
ºø,øººø,øº all it takes ,
,øººø, is a little øº PUSH!
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were
messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
Chelsea and Demetri bedroom-
Lie lie liar
Sure thing hun
Engagement Ring- http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=103720113118433&set=pb.100004413335929.-2207520000.1352593332&type=3&theater
Yin (puppy)- http://howlingforjustice.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/wolf-conservation-center-2.jpg
Yang (puppy)- http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=blackwolfcub&view=detail&id=B77BB73A63E8055D2D173B9AA7DFFAEB03A88703&first=1
Yin & Yang (adult)- http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=blackwolf&view=detail&id=335CF9F5E9B8BB59A28264654F95D97D30D80B80
Tom Riddle- http://weheartit.com/entry/40929499/via/laurieleelias
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