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Joined 04-19-12, id: 3936104, Profile Updated: 03-07-15
Author has written 5 stories for Takers, and Alex Rider.

here are a couple uninteresting facts about yours truly:

- my name's Mariah (yes, like Mariah Carey.. except I sing nowhere near as well as her)

- a full-time college student living off a part-time job in this remote land called Alaska

- currently lacking a decent social life (outside of Instagram, Twitter, Vine...)

- my favorite things include winged eyeliner, chocolate, and thick fuzzy socks

- obsessed with psychology, literature (duh), and this lovely thing called music

- and I dream of this place I could call paradise

Also, if you're wondering what my username could possibly mean, it's a play on the Greek word εὔνοια, or eunoia (pronounced "yoo-NOH-ee-ah"), which means "well mind" or "beautiful thinking." Interpret that as you will :)

I write to vent, I write in hope. I write to help myself and I write to help others. I write because I live in my head too much and it's one of the few ways I can escape reality.

And whatever it is of mine that you read... I hope it serves you well :))

Random life quote: "I may be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it." - Maya Angelou


FanFiction State of the Union: all unfinished stories, except The Lightning Strike, along with And the Truth Will Set You Free are ON HIATUS (I no longer have any social life or much free time... adult life has taken over)

Alex Rider:

It's About Time - COMPLETE, one shot, finished February 2015

Omnia Iusta Sunt Amore Belloque - COMPLETE, 19 chapters, finished January 2013

The Lightning Strike: A Sequel to OISAB - in progress, 4 chapters, last updated December 2014

And the Truth Will Set You Free - in progress/on hiatus, 3 chapters, last updated October 2013

Avengers:

Dark Side of the Moon - pre-publication (no idea what this one will be yet...)

Takers:

The Untitled Takers Project - in progress/on hiatus, 5 chapters, last updated October 2013

P.S. Stories in the pre-publication stage are just potential ideas, still raw and uncooked. There's no guarantee that they will be written.

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Life and Times of Alex Rider by pseudonym222 reviews
Nothing ever turns out the way Alex plans. Becoming a full-time spy at 16 was never going to be easy, but when the life he built for himself becomes threatened, he is forced turn to an unlikely source for help. Old faces and new threats keep appearing at his door step, but he can deal with danger. If only life weren't so awkward.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/22
Recovery by TheSupremeShadowOverlord reviews
This is a few connected short stories after Snakehead about how Alex recovered from his mission and adjusted to normal life. Feel free to leave suggestions on what you want to see. It's mostly angst including (so far) an apathetic job counselor, therapy sessions in a janitor's closet, meddling karate instructors, nerds with crushes, and sleep troubles.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Tom H., OC
And the Truth Will Set You Free by you-noia reviews
With his past almost completely behind him, 16 year old Alex Rider suddenly meets Carly, a dark secret kept from him since birth. He finds himself digging deeper and deeper for answers... into a pit that drags his loved ones with him. Alex then realizes that before he even knows the truth, the truth will do anything but set him free... T for language and mild adult themes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., OC
The Lightning Strike: A Sequel by you-noia reviews
Alex Rider & Addie Daniels are continuing with their lives after their previous encounter left a bittersweet ending involving a dead friend and newfound love. Unlike Alex, Addie goes undercover in Hollywood for one last mission with the CIA but quickly learns that someone likes to play dirty and deadly. When Alex becomes a pawn, can they both survive? Or is there only room for one?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., OC
The Lies She Believed by Lily Lace reviews
Lacey Stevenson is a normal 21-year-old with an equally normal life. Until she is kidnapped and held captive by Russian assassin Yassen Gregorovich. Why has this happened to her? And what has all of this got to do with her father?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
Freedom by Jusmine reviews
But at what cost, dear madam?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
The Untitled Takers Project by you-noia reviews
AJ and his longtime girlfriend Juliette have moved to China to take some time off from their criminal lifestyles after a job-gone-wrong. But a powerful criminal demands the crew's help and despite their resources, they can't afford to lose. Everyone is fighting for the upper hand. Who says they can trust just anyone in a world of crime?... Set after the movie.
Takers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A.J.
Benigno Numine by EtchedInDiamond reviews
Alex Rider leads a normal life with the Pleasures in San Francisco, and the horrors of the life he previously led are confined in his nightmares. But he cannot avoid his past, and when dark powers threaten to send reality into oblivion, Alex Rider discovers that he must realize his destiny and save the world once more. Before the gods there was Chaos, and it is always waiting...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,862 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Omnia Iusta Sunt Amore Belloque by you-noia reviews
Addison Daniels works for the CIA. When she and Alex Rider are forced together under discreet circumstances, they vow to keep things between them strictly business-related. The thing is, they're anything but that. The stakes rise and Alex & Addie soon learn why all is fair in love and war... Rated T for language. Set 4 years after Scorpia Rising. COMPLETED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,593 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Alex by To die upon a kiss reviews
Have you ever wondered why Ian would give custody of his nephew to MI6? This story follows an Alex who has made a different choice - one that changes everything - as he tries to escape Alan Blunt and others who would use him. Maybe pairings. Off-hiatus, now being edited.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Alex R./Cub
September 11th by ScarredNotBroken reviews
AU. Three, unconnected one-shots commemorating the events of September 11th, 2001, in the USA. Includes: *I Don't Understand, Ian, *This Can't Be Happening, and *Never Again* AU for the obvious: It takes place in America, and there is no spy business involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
A Day in Acapulco by EtchedInDiamond reviews
Based off of SpaceAstronautCapt.RobotKoala's story: Omnia Iusta Sunt Amore Belloque. Doesn't give out any spoilers, so don't worry. Some swearing Greg Olsen's a potty mouth , and a somewhat graphic scene of torture and violence. SpaceAstronautCapt.RobotKoala has read and approved of this one-shot. Please, enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
How to Write an AR Fanfic that Doesn't Suck by Castaway5 reviews
Tired of of reading the same stories over and over again, or clicking the back button because your eyes are bleeding from reading a crappy story? Then read this guide and live by it. Seriously. Read this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Things that Stick With You by El Reino reviews
"...they are remembering someone who was alive and breathing and meaningful. And that is enough." Bittersweet and alright for all ages. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Ian R. - Complete
The Luck of the Devil by ifan13 reviews
Alex has been gone for a year, busy destroying the orginization that had threatened his wife and kid. Now he's done and he's coming back home to his family. There's only one problem - his wife and child think he's dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
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And the Truth Will Set You Free reviews
With his past almost completely behind him, 16 year old Alex Rider suddenly meets Carly, a dark secret kept from him since birth. He finds himself digging deeper and deeper for answers... into a pit that drags his loved ones with him. Alex then realizes that before he even knows the truth, the truth will do anything but set him free... T for language and mild adult themes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., OC
It's About Time reviews
Fem!Alex one-shot... Alex and Tom have been friends for years. When she returns from another MI6 mission, she notices her best friend acting strangely... so she sets out to figure out why. Rated T for mild adult themes and minimal language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Tom H. - Complete
The Lightning Strike: A Sequel reviews
Alex Rider & Addie Daniels are continuing with their lives after their previous encounter left a bittersweet ending involving a dead friend and newfound love. Unlike Alex, Addie goes undercover in Hollywood for one last mission with the CIA but quickly learns that someone likes to play dirty and deadly. When Alex becomes a pawn, can they both survive? Or is there only room for one?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., OC
The Untitled Takers Project reviews
AJ and his longtime girlfriend Juliette have moved to China to take some time off from their criminal lifestyles after a job-gone-wrong. But a powerful criminal demands the crew's help and despite their resources, they can't afford to lose. Everyone is fighting for the upper hand. Who says they can trust just anyone in a world of crime?... Set after the movie.
Takers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A.J.
Omnia Iusta Sunt Amore Belloque reviews
Addison Daniels works for the CIA. When she and Alex Rider are forced together under discreet circumstances, they vow to keep things between them strictly business-related. The thing is, they're anything but that. The stakes rise and Alex & Addie soon learn why all is fair in love and war... Rated T for language. Set 4 years after Scorpia Rising. COMPLETED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,593 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete