Johnny Seville
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Joined 04-20-12, id: 3937658, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks.

I am not a girl, even though it may seem that way. I am a boy.

Now, if I was a long-lost brother of the Chipmunks, here's what I would look like:

Name: Johnny

Fur/Hair Colour: Chocolate Brown, like Simon

Eye Colour: A Deep Ocean Blue Color with a Silvery tint

Dress Sense: White t-shirt with blue-coloured jean coat; I also wear a special tribal necklace that I recieved as a child

I would also be near-sighted, and very smart, just like in real life. Guess what? I'M A REAL LIFE SIMON SEVILLE!!!! Isn't that cool?

My Chipette: This is based off of my girlfriend at school;

Name: Jamie (Not my OC!)

Fur/Hair Colour: Arburn like Brittany with Milk-Chocolate Brown stripes down her back

Eye Colour: Ice/Lightning Blue like Brittany

Dress Sense: Pink under shirt with purple coat; She wears a beautiful pearl necklace that I gave her years ago

Johnny and Jamie Relationship: Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Mates/Parents in upcoming story!)

xCLASSIFIED OC HISTORY FILESx

Johnny N. Seville(Him actually talking to you): Well, much of my life is pretty explanitory in "Holiday." I was born two weeks before Alvin and Simon, and Theo came a day or two later. We didn't know what was going on with my mom at the time, or my dad for that matter. They left a week and three days early after Theodore's birth. I didn't know what to tell them, so I told them our parents were hippies, and that they left early. I eventually, a few years later, left, and became a Naturalist, skills in multiple fields. I was actually the one who sent the Chipmunks' to L.A., CA in the U.S.A., and suggested that Jamie send the Chipettes to Australia, just to protect them. I won't say who from. And at around seventeen years old, I came to the U.S.A., in pursuit of my long-lost brothers.

Jamie M. Miller(Same as Johnny): It's pretty much like Johnny's. But, he said that he told Alvin, Simon, and Theodore that their parents were "hippies" and left early. My parents, our parents, were killed by other chipmunks due to jealousy. I told my sisters that they left on a vacation. They still believe it to this day, even in "Holiday." And, yes, I sent the Chipettes to Australia. Johnny and I thought it would be better for the six kids to grow up somewhere else. We won't say why.

Extras:

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Other Random Funny Stuff:

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

I don't cheat death, I win fair and square.

Every night before going to bed, the boogie man checks under his bed for me.

Ok now something a little more serious:

Abortions

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Here's the Youtube site for the song that inspired my cross-over, "Family Secrets":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlVD4TJsE-Y

Fave Quotes:

"Only Love can build us a Bridge of Light." From Bridge of Light by P!NK

"Even the shallowest of light can pierce the darkness." From an assembly I had. (Don't remember the name)

"Live life like it's your last day, everyday." From a plaque in my Band room.

"Suicide can solve one problem, but creates thousands of others." From: Me.

"Fate isn't Destiny...it's what you make of it." From a plaque in Culinary Arts.

"You may not please everyone, but you sure can try." From James Carbajal.

"Fights don't solve anything. They just create more fights." From: Me.

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Holiday reviews
While on spring break, the Chipmunks and Chipettes meet two new chipmunks. They all embark on an exciting journey that will test just how far they will go to help eachother, and not just themselves.
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Show me the Light reviews
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