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Joined 05-31-03, id: 393820
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Before we continue on with the biography of Laura, she would like to apologize for her stupidity and immaturity... that is, her Sue-ish fics. Yes, she is a bad girl, and she has suffered muchly, what with flames and all. Buuuut even though she promised no more Sue-fics...she lied. She's gonna write whadeva da hell she wants. So there.

Laura loves the following books: LOTR, Madeline L'Engle books, the Georgia Nicolson series, Phantom Tollbooth (shut up it's an awesome book, don't be jealous), and others. Favorite movies: LOTR (dur), Saving Silverman, 50 First Dates, Miss Congeniality, and any other awesomely awesome comedies. Favorite sayings: Don't be jealous; Anus Piggy; I hate you (rarely mean it though :D); Tawdry whore.

She would like to thank her good buddy Crystyna (a.k.a. Tuna, a.k.a. X-tyna, a.k.a. many other names) for being a good little muse. She loves her muse and the fact that her muse has included her in several of her stories.

.!FF.net & Laura:.

~~5-31-03~~

OH MY BUTT. 2 years and counting. Holy crap. I LOVE YOU ALL!
Mmmkay so yeah, I haven't been very faithful to my writing as of late. Mostly it's been because I'm really not in the "mood", you know. My grandfather passed away a few weeks ago and since then I haven't really felt like it. I apologize to those of you anxiously waiting for an update, but I think it may be a while. I'll get to work on it as soon as it feels right.
Mucho lurrrve to all my homeslices!
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The Goddesses of Orlyism by Crystyna reviews
The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
The Young Order by Crystyna reviews
Characters are Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, and two OC's named Treasure and Laurel, and that slime Peter Pettigrew. What were some select members of the Order of The Phoenix like when they were younger? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,608 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
Girl in the Gardens by The Solitary Rose reviews
Before the War of the Ring, Legolas meets a peculiar girl who seems to know him. Suddenly, she dissapears, right when he's starting to consider that he's in love with her. Now, in 2004, meet a bitter and secluded Legolas who missed out on love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Legolas
the fellowship and the elf next door by Lamoo reviews
A silly random waste of webspace that tells the tale of 4 hobbits, a king, and elf and a dwarf and their rather random, but very mundane, adventures. Legolas is bad tempered, Pippin fries technology, Gimli knits and eats rocks and Haldir lives next door.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,932 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Legolas
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Silmarillion For Idiots by randomwriter96 reviews
Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
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The NotSo Piratey Wench reviews
Oh god. Laura's back. What will she do to screw up the plot this time?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2005
The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Mega Sue reviews
Warning: Mary Sue Bashing Ahead. The drama part is a joke. Take this seriously and I may have to bash you...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Legolas
Ladies of the Onion Rings: The Two Fools reviews
Part 2: THE INSANITY CONTINUES! Lauren and Laura travel to Helm's Deep and Isengard to kick some orc bootay! (does karate moves) WAH CHA! !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Ladies of the Onion Rings: Fellowship of the Freak reviews
Part 1: The author and her freakishly insane friend are tossed into the LOTR mix. What damage can they do? !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,092 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn