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Joined 05-31-03, id: 393823
Okay, so. I've looked over the stories I wrote while here, and have come to the conclusion that they should be deleted with vigor and zest. This isn't because I'm being whiny or anything, it's just that I've run out of steam, and that, looking over these, I think I could write monumentally better now than I did then. I love all of you who helped me with my writing, put up with me, etc. I'll still be around, and I'll probably write fan-fiction again (on this account) when I get back my passion for it. Look on my DeviantArt page ( http://toastuh.deviantart.com ) for updates and whatnot.
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Dictator Adolf Eric Cartman by Laura Barton reviews
Cartman not only suceeds in becoming the President of the USA, but it looks like he has good intentions. He's out to improve the world. The question now is: are his ideas of improvement the same as everyone elses? --Reviews Loved--
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006
Pair Me! Series by Bob Rhynoplasty reviews
AlexMunch, OliviaHuang, ElliotOlivia, CragenPetrovsky, all your favorite characters hooking up in this humorous series. There has to be a story for everybody!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006
Turn Around by LSMunch reviews
You know what I would like? A chance to turn back. To return to the way things used to be.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Unspeekubul by El Liv Awesum09 reviews
A bumb expoldes in tha precinkt.' My beloved, yet hated, troll that that no one realized was a troll.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006
Stones in the Road by Megan Faye reviews
Sequal to Give A Little Bit. This ends up being more Munch oriented, but we will still see lots more of the Stabler 6pack! Elliot is the proud papa of 6, and John adopts a little girl. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
While Waiting for SingSing by ThisWasNotMe reviews
MaxLeo. Painfully saccharine fluff. Immediately following the trial scene.
Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
November Rain by Cardinal Robbins by Cardinal Robbins reviews
SVU AU In this 180 page novella, John Munch rescues an FBI Special Agent from the World Trade Center on September Eleventh. This is rated M because of adult situations, extreme danger, sex, violence, gunplay and more.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Tear Stained Letters by LSMunch reviews
This was the end of his childhood, the jungle of transition into adulthood that he had fought through. Lifting the first one from the pile, he noted the date, the worn paper, the water stains that had made the ink run a bit.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
Hell is Frozen Over by LSMunch reviews
I mean, God, I don't remember ever being this cold. Beyond teeth chattering and into fetal position, the only though going through your numb brain being that of how to get warm, how to get to someplace that is warm. Listing the places that you'd like to b
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Mercy by LSMunch reviews
It was swimming around his head, had been all night. He could picture them standing on the courthouse steps, him congratulating her and her feeling like crap about convicting the mother.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
A Pain That Cuts Too Deep for Tears by J0 reviews
Post Legacy, but you don't need to have seen the ep for it to make sense. How Munch makes it through the night after a rough day. WARNING: If you SI this story contains scenes that may trigger you.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Law and Order: SVU Episode: Via Terror by Anulis reviews
Detective Munch is conflicted when Nazi White Supremacists are suspected in a wave of rapeslayings involving Jewish women. But the reasons for these crimes come as a surprise to everyone.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Say Uncle by Animaltalker reviews
In Ch 3 We learn a bit more about Uncle Andrew and John's family and see how members of the Squad react.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - J. Munch
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Spinning, Glistening, Moonlit Eyes I Cannot See by Darcy Brandon reviews
After losing hold of his calm exterior at work, John Munch thinks about what he hides under the sarcasm and the tinted sunglasses. Oneshot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
It Must Be the Donuts by For Your Lungs Only reviews
When Munch eats something, shall we say, special at Dunkin' Donuts, he starts acting really weird. Can SVU find out what's wrong with him before he hits on every girl in sight?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Thursdays at the 16 by Xo-Samm hearts SVU reviews
What a great title. Fin has to give Munch a ride to the precinct and his music is a bad influence on him. First SVU story posted, I've written more but they aren't finished.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Rainy Mondays by Saint New reviews
It's Rainy, it's Monday, one detective is sick, and another is paranoid.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Hypothetically An Interlude by Rini1031 reviews
A hypothetic chat between to lovers. Suggested MunchFin slash. Short and bittersweet.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
the Munch Crossover Chronicles by tpchicken reviews
He's been seen in the X-files and the Beat, plus Homicide:life on the street and countless Law & Orders, now see our favorite Detective, John Munch, in all your other favorite shows!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Psyche by Zarla reviews
You make me so happy I want to kill myself. NnyEdgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Little Noodle Boy At Skool by NightmareKitty reviews
The last part! The ranting final and graduation... What insanity!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002
Finn's Thanks by Nymph Du Pave reviews
Slash: Munch/Finn - Thanksgiving Fluff. Finn's thinking about what the day has brought.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2001