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Satan shall fall and like the great Phoenix I shall rise from his ashes. I bring a new kind a hell, a kind no one has ever felt. I will make the strongest of men quiver in fear of me. For I am the ture devil, fallow me and we shall rule. God shall fall under our power, the world as we know it will become hell, fires blazing never settling, always wanting more. God's followers shall fall and we shall rise!

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Name: Mors

Bff: Tommy

Bgf: Blaze

Bf: No one

Fav Show: Black Butler

Fav Book(s): Vampire Academy Series, Twilight series, Hush Hush series, Darke Academy Series, Dead Beautiful, Bound By Blood, The summoning, Demon Bound, The Assasin's Apprintance (anything by Robin Hobb for that matter), mortal instruments

Fav FF: Dance With The Devil (even though it is no longer here.)

Fav Car: Plymouth Duster Black

Fav Song: Regenerate Me or Travelling Man

Fav Band: Chameleon Circuit

Fav Place: The woods

Ways I Want To Die: Murder or natural

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down.

A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them.

A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink.

A best friend helps themselves and are the reason you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back.

A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door.

A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost.

A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive.

A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away.

A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me.

A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops.

A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college.

A best friend is for life.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend holds your plate for you.

A best friend spazzes and smacks it out of your hands.

A good friend will pull you back from the pool of insanity.

A best friend will dive in head first with you on the count of 3.

A good friend will tell you that your story is fine.

A best friend will set the plot bunnies after you.

A good friend will let you stay in your comfort zone.

A best friend will forcibly remove you from it.

A good friend will let you choose the music.

A best friend will say, "Deal with it."

A good friend will try to discoursge your plans of world dominations.

A best friend will say, "Pick me. Pick Me. I want to help."

A good friend will have to to be told a forever repeating joke.

A best friend will just glance at you, and burst out laughing.

A good friend laughs at your obsessions.

A best friend is obsessed right there with you.

A good friend will ignore your fears.

A best friend will find and use every opprotunity to scare you.

A good friend will let you sleep in on the weekends.

A best friend will text you repeatedly at 7 am until you answer them.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away.

A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me.

A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend will help you back up when you run into walls.

A best friend will laugh at you and yell " You fail epicly."

A good friend will make plans 2-4 days ahead.

A best friend will make plans the day of.

A good friend will ignore you after you snap at them.

A best friend will say " I understand" and then proceed to throw chocolate at you.

A good friend is only through school/college.

A best friend is for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up

Funny Phrases:
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."\
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

More Funny Phrases:

What happens if you scared to death twice?

People who say any-thing's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, if talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When every thing's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, VampireloverD erh713, Et Cadet Satan Stabit

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Post onto your Profile if you are a true Twilighter/Fanpire

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever walked into a parked car, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

you or your best friend are insane copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what your like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!),the freak locked in ur closet, Guard of the twilight, Monkeybutt98, Et Cadet Satan Stabit

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Monkeybutt98, Et Cadet Satan Stabit

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever walked in on your parents having sex, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (the best time to do it)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Top 15 Chuck Norris facts:

1. Chuck Norris is on earth to do two things: drink milk and kick butt. He just finished his milk.

2. Chuck Norris once got angry and kicked a building. That building is found in Pisa.

3. They say that if you type "Google" into Google, you break the Internet. It is more commonly said that if you type "Chuck Norris" into Google, the Internet breaks you.

4. When Chuck Norris jumped into water, he didn't get wet. The water got Chuck Norrised.

5. When Chuck Norris watched a chick flick it was considered manly.

6. Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing

7. The sky is the limit, unless of course you're Chuck Norris

8. When the Universe was young and foolish, it got in a fight with Chuck Norris. We know this as the "Big Bang".

9. Some people can skip rocks on water. Chuck Norris can skip water on rocks.

10. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

11. Chuck Norris once peed on an eighteen wheeler. It is now known as Optimus Prime.

12. Crop circles are warnings to aliens that Chuck Norris lives here.

13. The saddest part of a young child's life is not finding out Santa isn't real...It's finding out Chuck Norris is.

14. Chuck Norris once carved a life-size model of his cat from stone. His cat's name was Sphinx

15. The song " What if God Walked Among Us?" was Chuck Norris' way of tipping us off.

16. Chuck Norris is too awesome to have just 15 facts.

Try and read this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesome, right?)

40 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button.

10. Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Start breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air.

38. If you are the only one in the lift, press all the buttons then stand and stare at the door, waiting for someone to come in.

39. If someone looks at you, laugh maniacally and tell them that you're there for the mental health convention.

40. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

read these, they are funny as hell

"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."

"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."

"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."

"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?"

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' "

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"

"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."

"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."

"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"

"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."

"According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless."

"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."

"Tell the truth and run."

"Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to."

"Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Generally, generalizations are wrong."

"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad."

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research."

"The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?"

"If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over."

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."

"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."

"The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for."

"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"

"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years."

"We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality."

"If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire."

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."

"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."

"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."

"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

The girl you just called fat

She's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly

She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped

He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars

He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying

His mother is dying.

Repost if you're against bullying.

I bet more than 95% of you won't...

If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

there were 2 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

Lesson is DON'T use MySpace

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

I resent my children for the marks they left on my body. my boobs- Confessions of a Scary Mommy (Not my book but it had some messed up shit in it so i am reading it)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A plasic glove

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:56

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

11:54

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The contant vocie in my head, better know as George

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon, going down to the garage

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My email inbox

9. What are you wearing?

Exercise pants and a red Reebok shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamt that Sophia blow up Norwayne and that they changed in into a dark castle she was sitting on her masters lap on a couch three men on each side of her and two wemon looking at her with hate from the balcony, then the two wemon dieing at the masters hand because they tried to harm Sophia when the three of them were alone, then there was a ball, then my mother woke me up.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was reading a doctor who fanfiction

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Pokemon cards, a vase, pages from an dark arts book, photos of my friends and I, ying yang signs, anime drawling, writings, money, seals, music, movie cover, names.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A guy saying that wearing girl pants does not make him a homo or bi (not that i have anything against that, I have plently of friends like that)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Love it

15. What is the last film you saw?

Triple Dog

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

nanites to start an army and take over the world!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I hate this bloody planet

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make it so people could not act like fucking retards it pisses me the fuck off

19. Do you like to dance?

NO

20. George Bush:

Could care less about him

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Dolor

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jesus Christ or Lucifer

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes to get away from this hell hole would be pure bliss

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Welcome, you have wish for Hell so here is your hell, Heaven!" me thinking 'Well blime i wanted to meet bloody Satan, he is my idol after all. well any how i can turture those mother fucking goody- two shoe that are here.' God glareing at me. "What don't like me send me to Hell i rather be there.

This//Or//That:...

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate

Cake or Ice Cream: or

McDonalds or Burger King: or

Love or Money: Money

Music or TV: Music

Cat or Dog: Dog

Mom or Dad: Dad

Truck or Car: Car (Plymouth Duster)

Ocean or Lake: Lake

Yahoo or Hotmail: or

Google or AJ: Google

Light or Dark: Dark

Country or City: Country

Rain or Sunshine: Rain

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

Fav Doctor: ninth doctor

You are the church, I am the steeple...

(i found this online by Phillip J Clayton on writerscare.org; if you want this down, I will but know this you shouldn't have possed it online, I have gave all credit to you so yeah I am steeling nothing from you.)

I am an idea, I am forever;

a seed planted in the mind,

soil is fertile watch it grow.

I defile decree, challenge your authority,

by all means look down on me

it wont be long before I look down on you.

I am blasphemy...

I am Allah, Maitreya Buddha, Jesus Christ,

yes I am Krishna, the Messiah, Saoshyant;

less we forget the “Dark Lord”.

7 blasphemous names must become a triptic 6,

Watch carefully...I come with tricks,

I can change the world...

I must stop these words before they form a sentence,

a sentence that is me, I will claim what was taken,

I pissed on your bible, now you can see...love me.

Hail mary full of grace...bend over you're only sucking cock,

return your umbilical noose to your womb where it should be,

Remove yourself from that tree.

Daggers for all the sheep...kill with power!

The goats must now take the lead,

Speak little horn speak boldly, the little pompous bastard that you are.

Speak for all to hear, who will listen?

They lack virtue, the meek has now become the strong,

the fittest never survives,

it is the suffering and dying that wins the prize.

Naked we stand before you, judge us now we have nothing to hide.

Like the Jews who killed that man,

pass your judgement upon this land,

destroy to purify, violence with a purpose,

Bless this genocide.

For it was built on unholy ground,

this holy temple must come down.

I am an idea, I am a question...

I am a God, I am a Devil, I am the steeple,

I am the church, I am the demon,

I am a man hate me now.


The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay> is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded. You spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun the cylinders, and then pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief..

The African ambassador was very impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year. A year later, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay.

Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette." So saying, he led the Russian into the room where the only occupants were six beautiful, naked women. The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes.

Any one of them will give you a blow job. Take your pick." The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette.

He said, "Well, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered, "One of them's a cannibal."


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,

bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A Million Rain Drops, Funnygina,RainonSaturn

I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A Million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn


They Hurt Her, but she got pay back.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was un-cool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (thanks for clearing that up...it would've been a mess)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (That's right. Destroy kids dreams everywhere)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On Coke can in some countrys (On bottom of can): "Open on other side." (Thank god that was there to clear it up)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it
Talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
Picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means

OUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion football caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
. Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4

Yes I am actually a girl though.

PREP

You own a mobile phone. (cause I have to)
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic/Pagan/Wiccan.

Total: 8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 7

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 3

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 colour.

Total: 5

If you agree post on you profile...

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say Anime

You say comics, we say Manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say Konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from anime

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,

only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,

instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry

that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,

I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend

was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things.

Do this!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Yourfirst initial?

4. Your monthof birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Yourlove life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is yourbest friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hades is afraid I'll take over.

If you HATE and without a doubt DESPISE Masaya Aoyama (Tokyo Mew Mew) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list:mewmewice, MewTangerine, Boomity, Kittens Jaguara, MewVanilla567, Mew Sakunanbo -Mew Cherries-, Roxpixie124, kisshuismylife,black-cherry-blossoms98

If you think Masaya (Tokyo Mew Mew) should just DIE, Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list : mewmewice, MewTangerine, Roxpixie124, kisshuismylife, black-cherry-blossoms98

If you hate Masaya X Ichigo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus (coughRyoucough), copy this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

I love these quotes:

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (Got this from fanfic writer - Lady Mackenzie Luv and loved the idea)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Gone With The Sun - HIM

Waking Up: Bad Religion - Godsmack

First Day at School: Strength Of The World - Avenged Sevenfold

Falling In Love: In Joy and Sorrow - HIM

Fight Song: Tears Don't Fall (part 2) - Bullet For My Valentine

Breaking Up: Resurrection - HIM

Prom night: This Is The New Shit - Marilyn Manson

Life: Lunchbox - Marilyn Manson

Mental Breakdown: The Funeral Of Hearts - HIM

Driving: The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson

Flashhback: Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson

Getting back together: Seize The Day - Avenged Sevenfold

Wedding: Death Is in Love With Us - HIM

Final Battle: Voodoo - Godsmack

Funeral Song: I Love You (Prelude To Tragedy) - HIM

Final Credits: The Reflecting God - Marilyn Manson

Awesome right?

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Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/25/2013 - A. Mikisugi, Ryuko M. - Complete
Sometimes You Need a Little Magic in Your Life by K.C Diehl reviews
Emilia just recently moved to Bon Temps after inheriting her grandparents house. New to town she is quickly greeted by local telepath who introduces her to a whole new world of Fairies, Shifters, Witches, and Vampires. One particular vampire, Eric Northman, takes a special interest in her.(Eric x OC Rated M for safety)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/11 - Eric N., OC
Summer Romance by roza m belicova reviews
Life was seemingly perfect. Engaged to the most edible bachelor... Perfect best friend. Loving family... But life always has other plans... A break up? Best friend gone? Family is busy? What else would I do... Go to Baia Russia of course... What will I find? Come and find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 131,487 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Adrian I., Dimitri B., Rose H.
Deseo del Corazón by AWiltedRoseSighs reviews
"These drops of blood will spell the name of the person that your heart desires." When the name appeared on the piece of parchment Hermione Granger looked up at the minister and said "Are you fucking kidding me?" Because the name on the page wasn't expected the red letters on the piece of parchment said,'Severus Snape'. Rated M for future chapters. Ring in the picture is TiffanyCo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
HOWL by BayAreaBeliever reviews
The troubled teen, Samantha Stilinski moves back to Beacon Hills after a long year of recovering from her reckless past. Determined to make it through her last years of high school without any trouble, everything changes when she meets Derek Hale. Samantha finds herself pulled into a world full of danger and drama, and in-between that she finds love. (VERY AU & Slow Burn!)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Derek H., OC] Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski
The Fault of Angels by Candyfairey reviews
17 year old Abigail Grace Winchester is the younger half-sister of Sam and Dean. When Sam and Dean come for a visit they get devastating news and a certain mischief making archangel visits Abby often. Friends may become something more if a certain angel wasn't so stubborn. Relationships are tested, trust is broken and hearts are sure to be shattered. Gabriel/OC. Sisfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Gabriel, OC
Walk Like an Angel by xShadow14x reviews
Ami had always been someone different. She saw the world in a way that most were incapable of understanding. Walking through life mute and unable to communicate with those around you; left to just observe and think. Imagine just how catastrophically beautiful the world would become if her mind were to clash with a two thousand year old vampire known as death. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,859 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Not All Love Comes Bottled in a Potion by Miss.Marked reviews
She doesn't know when it started, but she did know that it had to end or he would lose his job and she would be expelled. They both knew the consequences if they were caught. Too bad they were both too far gone to care.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Severus S., Kagome H.
The Dark Lord's Mate by Dark Witch89 reviews
Adopted from dragonoffire3...I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight...Edward leaves Bella...Her world was shattered until HE came and carries out revenge against the ones that hurt her in the past...Now the hunter must be hunted as passions flare and every step into the darkness Bella takes shall rock there world apart...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Voldemort, Bella
Mine by thatgirlyouwanttobe reviews
I'm not great at summary's so here goes. My first ever Bones story. M rated because of some bad language and chapters of a sexual nature. Zach finds a girlfriend in Samantha, Agent Booths daughter
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Zach A., OC
A Trip Through Time by Jalice92 reviews
After losing Harry and Ron to the war Hermione decides she can't bare a reality where good didn't triumph so she hatches a plan. She was going to give Harry and Ron the life they deserve even if it means she will not be apart of it. Will Hermione be in over her head or will her broken heart be mended? Read and most importantly ENJOY :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Housemates by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/24 - Abraxas M., Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
The Irony by awakethelion reviews
Hermione Granger gets stuck in her Animagus form and is put in the care of the only one strong enough to control her - Severus Snape. The over-achieving know-it-all Gryffindor, is, in the eyes of Hogwarts student body, home taking care of her ill parents, while in reality she is now living life posing as Professor Snape's familiar. J.K. Rowling owns all the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,849 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
It was your Fault by BlackDrag0n reviews
Edward never leaves Bella, instead he get intrested in another girl, she breaks his heart and he goes on his suicide mission anyway, Bella saves Edward, not for him, but for his family. Bella is actually quite pissed with Edward. Another certain vampire take interest in Bella. Will this trip to Volterra end well? BellaXCaius (My first story. Lets see how this goes.) O o U o O
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,443 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/2 - Bella, Caius
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/15 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.]
Stepbrother by cherry cup reviews
AU. The Grangers adopt a young Tom Riddle, and seal their daughter's fate forever. Set in the 30s-40s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/14 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
My Best Friend's Father by DarkFaerie87 reviews
A marriage law has been reinstated, and things in the wizarding world have gone topsy turvy. Hermione would have never guessed that her ministry appointed husband would be none other than her best friend's father, the notorious Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,693 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Karma by LittleMissBlue93 reviews
What if what Ethan told Scott and Stiles wasn t totally true? What if the emissary of one of the twins was alive? What if that emissary was...Bella Swan?
Crossover - Twilight & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bella, Derek H.
Passions by Mavican reviews
After a fight with Inuyasha, Kagome storms off with the intent of going home. On her way, she discovers an injured Sesshomaru. What seems to be a one in a life time meeting turns into something far more unexpected and intimate. Author's Note: This story is at least two years old. As a result, the tempo may vary in certain chapters./Always looking for a Beta Reader!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,186 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Forever Means Forever by cocoartist reviews
If she ever saw Unspeakable Number 37 again she would kill him with her bare hands. Hermione's research into the Veil has an unexpected side-effect. EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Instincts by Reveraine reviews
Some things are not as they seem. There are many things people take for granted about the magical world. What if werewolves were not quite what everyone thought? Hermione is going to find out the truth, whether she wanted to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,743 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.]
Twisted Interest by dystopia97 reviews
It is the golden trios seventh year at Hogwarts. For Hermione, she looks at this as only one year left before her life can start. But when a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher takes a twisted interest in her, her life changes forever..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/24 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Time Found by TripC130 reviews
Hermione has received a time turner from an anonymous sender. She wears it to a hogsmead trip and is questioned by a rather unfriendly face. When he grabs the time turner to take it away from her something goes terribly wrong and Hermione is sent back 85 years in the past with a man she loathes even more than his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Her Saviors by tobybear201 reviews
A young 19 year old girl of dragon origin falls in love with vampires. GodricxOCxEric
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/13 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Her lord, His miko by Beautifuldaisy reviews
Sesshomaru and Kagome are removed from their places in time as someone's test. But what will happen when the cold lord finds a pupped miko baring his mark? You will have to read to find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Serpents' Child by venusmercurysunev reviews
Part 1 of Series. What if Hermione Granger wasn't Hermione Granger? Born to Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, Hermione is raised in the muggle world. But after the Azkaban breakout, what happens when mummy and daddy want their baby back? HGxLV. HGxBZ. HGxMF. HGxDolohov. AU / OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Blaise Z.
Chosen Mate by Truthdust reviews
The golden trio camp in the forest while Horcrux hunting, Ron says the dreaded name of the dark lord and snatchers appear every where, the group fleas in different directions Poor Hermione is captured by none other than Fenrir Greyback who has taken a liking to her spunk and whit and decides that she alone is worthy to be his chosen Mate! follow Hermione on her new Journey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,882 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Home Is Where Your Pack Is by DeVilDahling reviews
She hadn't been home in a while. Not since the accident or whatever they called what happened to her mother. She knew the truth. Her father ripped her away from everyone she loved. Her friends, her brother. Him. But now she was back. She escaped her home in New York. No, not home, because home is where your pack is.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Peter H., OC] Scott M., Derek H.
Only Human by princess-alice-malfoy-granger reviews
Hermione has been captured, she didn't expect to change so much. No Time Travel. One-Shot! Songfic! Rated M for a reason! C: Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Come In Out of the Rain by FreeSpiritSeeker reviews
After an animagus Transfiguration incident gone wrong, Hermione Granger, now a full-fledged Hogwarts teacher, seeks refuge and help from an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Dark Mark by tellmesomethingnew reviews
The Mark was supposed to be celebrated, something to be happy about, but a man makes his own and ruins the happiness of one woman in particular. Written for the Tomione Kink Meme Soulmate Challenge. M for lemons and various other reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/9 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Just a nobody by The Green Huntress 109 reviews
"you let my sister live longer you get my soul, but you give me ten years. Deal?" Emily Atwood sells her soul to save her sister from dying of cancer, but the Demon cheated on their deal and her sister died any way. Now running from her debt Emily finds herself back with her old friends, the Winchesters. now a revived trickster needs their help and a new plot thickens.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Gabriel, OC] Sam W., Dean W.
The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,213 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
In The Shadow Of The Oak by Royal Ember reviews
Upon their first rising every vampire is told of Fated Mates, a marked human destined for their vampire soulmate whose blood can bring either power, or the True Death. Orphaned, and then adopted by a vampire family, Alex meets her mate too young so is forced to forget. For if any discover that Death has a Fated Mate not only her own existence, but his, will be in grave danger.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,695 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Godric, OC]
The Curse of Jealousy by EmeraldandAmethyst reviews
Tensions rise when Akira and his friend, Haruka, are rumored to be on a date. Shirogane and Kou won't just sit by and let the objects of their affections get out of their grasp that easily will they? (Kou/Haruka, Shirogane/Akira, slight Akira/Haruka, Yaoi/Shounen-ai, Shota, Multi-chapter.)
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Haruka K., Kou] [Akira N., Shirogane]
Slytherin By Nature by gilmorekitten reviews
Harry and Hermione (Or Hadrian and Arabella) are 9 when they run away from their homes next door to each other and enter Diagon Alley. From there Harry Potter and Hermione Granger disappear where they will stay for the next two years. During those two years they make good friends and dark choices. Dark!Harry Dark!Hermione Sadistic!Harry Pureblood!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/26 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Ryuketsu by KamuiLilith reviews
Senketsu has a surprise in store for Ryuko, he has a human form. See how Ryuko acts and how their relationship progresses Ryuketsu (Senketsu/Ryuko)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Ryuko M., Senketsu
Who's the bitch again? by Fvckthisreality reviews
While driving over night to reach a hunt in a couple of towns over, Sam wakes up to find his omega brother having his first heat since before they were teenagers.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Dean W., Sam W.]
Too Late For Truth by gloryandfame reviews
A secret burning within Hermione threatens to burst forth, and could destroy the life she worked so hard for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,385 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione, the dark lords daughter by Spike's Number One Pet reviews
The golden trio's, Gryffindor's know-it-all. Is suddenly thrown into a word of misery, pain, evil and love. Friends will become Enemies, Enemies will become friends. There is no more peace, or tranquillity all is havoc. Continued inside :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,105 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort
Godric's Propensity by Anjelline reviews
Godric's inclination to act according to how he has evolved over the past two thousand years brings him to chance upon a quiet but intellectual minded Briony, saving her from an attempted rape before it could happen. Together, by their own choosing, they embark on a friendship and romance uncommon between vampires and humans. Godric/OC. Rating: MA.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,192 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Godric, OC]
Mark of Gabriel by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione Granger is looking for revenge in world which desperately needs a trickster. Gabriel is an Archangel going through the Apocalypse, who really needs a friend. Collaboration Fic with Starkidlover100. On Hiatus. Apologies
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Hermione G., Gabriel - Complete
Fates Match by sarhea reviews
The Ministry has passed a marriage law to help boost the dwindling magical population but Hermione is not interested, not in any of the available wizards. Then Luna dares her to follow some of the Old Ways and Hermione is most pleasantly surprised because she doesn't have to settle for anything less than her Fates match. AU COMPLETE Added 2 outtakes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Regulus B., Salazar S.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trench-Coat Wearing Guardian Angel by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
Hermione Granger is being bullied one day when she's saved by a man claiming to be her Guardian Angel. How will Hermione's years at Hogwarts turn out with her being protected by a Trench-Coat Wearing Guardian Angel?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,045 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Hermione G., Dean W.] Sam W., Castiel
Love Unexpected by babyajiana82 reviews
Saying her name three times will bring the sassy and dangerous Bella Swan to you. But do you want her to come? After all, she can kill you if she doesn't like you. What will happen when she ends up in Volterra in the middle of a ball? And with her in the middle of an interrogation and a war? Poly/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/10 - Bella, Caius, Jasper
Orphaned by E.S. Cruz reviews
12 year old Hermione lands herself in Wools Orphanage—and Tom Riddles disfavor. But when his disfavor turns to interest it's hard to keep friendships, privacy and her sanity. Growing up in a weird unorganized Orphanage sorted by group names and a alarming fear of the second floor is her life now. And so is Tom. Dark-themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Hime Tradition by Sesshomaru's Secret Admirer reviews
In the demon society filled with only greed and corruption, Kagome's pure heart drew many to respect her. Sesshomaru thinks she would be greedy and corrupt like the rest. But when she contradicts his prejudice against of her, he soon falls for her even though she is promised to mate Inuyasha. *1st Place for Best Romance Fiction in the Feudal Association 2015 Awards*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,254 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Wildest Moments by Nautical Paramour reviews
Rather than watch a child be killed, Narcissa spontaneously takes her and passes her off as her own daughter, Hermione. Everything is going alright for the Malfoys...until the Dark Lord comes back. AU. Voldemort/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,184 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Sickly Longing Ache by tellmesomethingnew reviews
4 of 50 Prompt Table Challenges. It was Tom's fault that he kissed her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Keeping Secrets by Imwaiting4myAliceandEdward reviews
Voldemort is at it again when he has the corrupt MoM pass a new marriage law which forces every muggle born witch or wizard to marry in hopes of breeding out the filth. When Hermione is forced to marry Snape in secret, per Albus' suggestion and lack of options, will it be an unbearable marriage or one full of surprises? Timeline starts half way through HBP. A bit OOC. Marriage Law
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,008 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Pick Up Lines by 96freebird reviews
Gabriel stops by a bar in a small town. Much to his pleasure he meets a young woman by the name of Eden, and is stricken by her. Will the Winchesters stand in his way? Or will fate simply rule that an angel's love is too much for a human?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Gabriel, OC]
Building a Mystery by StBridgit reviews
Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,703 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Erlqueen--The Order of the Phoenix by firelily18 reviews
Harry Potter comes into a very powerful inheritance on his fifteenth birthday which breaks a curse that has been placed upon him from the day he was born. How will the Wizarding World handle the Girl-Who-Lived, who's a splitting image of Lily now, and the first Erlqueen in seven centuries? Especially when Voldemort's the Erlking? Loosely based on Der Erlkonig. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Severus S.
Waterproof by mircosedy reviews
Dean is MIA. Sam can only assume the worst as he searches for his brother. Castiel's grace is dwindling, taking him with it. Gabriel (surprise!) is alive and kicking. Candi Lockwood doesn't know who any of them are, or why they would take a sudden interest in her. But soon she will become frightfully aware that she is Dean's Colette. Or... is she? Post S9 finale, AU after S10 aired
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,518 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, OC
Trickster's heat of the moment by Fvckthisreality reviews
A month after Gabriel's supposed death, he finds himself in a motel room in heat. Little that he knows, his heat attracts the one person he's hiding from. heat cycle, wing kink, incest, alpha/omega
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Gabriel, Lucifer] - Complete
Hermione Malfoy Riddle by Tarsina18 reviews
Hermione finds out some unexpected news and must learn to live with people she always thought were enemies. Rating and Characters subject to change. Intent for HG/SS romance and HG/TMR(LV) Family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M., Voldemort
Slave to Temptation by Faith1990 reviews
Hermione is hiding something from her former Potions Master and Severus is determined to find out what it is, no matter what he has to do. Will she let herself become consumed by Severus and her lust, or will she fight the Dark Wizard's control? R&R and let me know what you think! ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Mary Me Double by Sweet Summer Heart reviews
Mary has been friends with Stiles since his mother died, to say they are close is an understatement. When Scott and Mary are bitten while in the forest things get confusing. And whats with the weird attraction that Mary has to Derek and his comatose Uncle Peter? Derek/OC/Peter (Threesome)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Derek H., Peter H., OC]
The Serpent's Witch by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable-in-training when she meets a most intriguing wizard in the Department of Mysteries. They have compatible magic and he is cursed, not that she knows. This turns all her neat and tidy plans into confetti. AU COMPLETE warnings for smut, BDSM themes, and others listed in the fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tom Riddle's Best Friend by BellatrixRemairaBlack reviews
Bella was kidnapped at a young age and sent to London, where she ends up at an orphanage. She befriends Tom Riddle, and they are quite the pair. Their closer then brother and sister, bestfriends to the end. And thankfully for them, that end won't be coming soon... Or will it? Also, as a treat, its a Jacob imprints on Bella story. Looking for a Beta. Info inside. Vampire Bella
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,439 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Bella
Maybe we Matter by Magdalena Rossino reviews
You know how people say "It's better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all?" Yeah, I'm here to tell you that's complete bull shit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Gabriel, OC
Merlin Pants, Help me! by Naeriel reviews
Hermione Granger takes a nap and when she awakens, things aren't exactly as she left them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Rebuilding the Life of Dr Reid by Protect-My-Purple-Unicorn reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid has been struggling for the last 6 months. Every day has been a fight to just get out of bed. And then Agent Mellody Roughs Beings working at the BAU, and life, slowly, begins to regain it's spark. Reid/OC with hints of Morgan/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,041 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [S. Reid, OC] - Complete
Unable to Resist by NeonDomino reviews
Remus is back Teaching Defence against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, so who better for his teaching assistant Hermione to consult when she suspects she's being targeted by an Incubus? Hermione is nineteen in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,266 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cross The Line - An Anthem of Angels Universe Story by Kittyinaz reviews
One day Gabriel is pulled to do what he thinks is mischief in London. Instead he finds a mystery, one that he keeps coming back for. He finds a new life, a new goal for him to protect. Now he ready to do anything to protect what is his. From anything. An Anthem of Angels Universe Story Will update once a week, running about 2 weeks behind site.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Gabriel] Severus S., Crowley
Excitant by Meowmers reviews
"His fingers traced the shape of her throat, gently resting against her collar bone. And when he kissed her, he kissed her deeply. Until she couldn't just feel him on her skin or on her lips, but in her bones." Hermione wakes up in a body that is not her own, in a time long past, in the arms of a monster. Tomione. M-Rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Innocent Shadows by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You'll sort everything. Gods, Hermione, you fought five Death Eaters to a standstill *and* defended and saved Snape."/ "Professor Snape."/ Harry rolled his eyes. "Yes. That." He waved his hand at the bed. "So this? Piece of cake." /Marriage Law /ss/hg HEA...always *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sweet Chocolate by chatcat reviews
First fanfic. Marriage law. Snape survived the war, and came back to teach DADA at Hogwarts. Harry, Hermione and Ron go back to finish their 7th year. The misunderstood introduction of a muggle Easter tradition leads to Hermione and Snape starting to see each other in a different light shortly before the marriage law is introduced. Rated M for later chapters. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,691 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Evolution by alexi.grace reviews
Evolution (/ˌevəˈlo oSH(ə)n/):2: the gradual development of something, especially from a simple to a more complex form. Because eternity reincarnating as a human gets lonely sometimes, and different circumstances change all sorts of things. Gabriel/Lucifer, warnings for more reminiscing than smut though it is there and alternate universe stuff. Also kind-of-not-really underage.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Gabriel, Lucifer] - Complete
Something to Wish For by Redshadow43 reviews
In the Forbidden Section of the Hogwarts library is a secret room where one can have their wishes fulfilled. Left behind by her friends when they went horcrux hunting, Head Girl Hermione enters the room with only one wish in her heart-a wish that will take her back in time straight into the arms of Tom Riddle himself. Lemons. (Sequel: Chasing a Dream)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 60,340 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Au Contraire, Ma Chérie by Falkrem reviews
Is it lust, or something more? Mikiryu, post-series, explicit sexual content.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Ryuko M., A. Mikisugi - Complete
Touch me, Lucius by Nigel Farage reviews
Not even in their wildest fantasies would any student of Hogwarts imagine that, in a quiet corner of Hogwarts, a mudblood and a pureblood would be engaged in such...activities. Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger had never been so intimate, and how long will it take before the students of Hogwarts notice the difference in their behavior? Set during The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Twilight by IcarusIscariot reviews
And then the handsome prince… What was the handsome prince thinking? Stupid bugger of a handsome prince; she would have lopped off his head already if it wasn't so handsome; she'd… Gabriel/Hermione
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Hermione G., Gabriel - Complete
Whiskey Sparks by wandwaving reviews
After the war, a new issue emerged for Muggle-borns and Hermione Granger was forced on the run yet again. Will she flee to her last remaining blood relative in America? If so, what (or who) does she find there? OCC, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Dean W., Hermione G.] Sam W.
The Heart Wants What the Heart Wants by rizzo87 reviews
Severus Snape felt a strange pull towards Hermione Granger from the moment he saw her and didn't know why. Little did he know the role she would play in his future happiness. A story of soul mates and how their mutual respect grows into something much stronger. Snape is OOC, still somewhat snarky. Follows some events from books but is obviously NON-CANON;EWE;Deathly Hallows ignored
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,798 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Man or Clothing, Doesn't Matter by NinjaFlautist reviews
After the war against Ragyo, Senketsu dies. A year has passed and Houka has decided to make an experiment with remaining Life Fiber that Iori found to create a human being. When the experiment comes to a success, the human created was...Senketsu!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Senketsu, Ryuko M.]
Atonement by articcat621 reviews
Post War. Draco thinks Hermione is ready for love, but she isn't sure. Maybe Lucius could be the one to help fix her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Colleagues and Lovebirds by CyberChick135 reviews
Cassandra "Cassie" Lane Booth is rehabilitating her life after moving in with her father. Soon, romance blooms between her and Zack Addy. Is it just the basic "Opposites Attract"? Or more of "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder"?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Zach A., OC] T. Brennan, S. Booth
What I Do Is All For You by ThisIsMe79 reviews
Hermione is Tom Riddles younger sister and he will do anything to protect her from the world. Even if he must destroy it, he will for her. *Incest *Violence *Major sister complex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Smile in a Storm by CarmelaLake reviews
Derek Morgan has a daughter, that he got custody of after her mother died. Young Dallas, thus grows up around the BAU and everyone's like family...except one certain member.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [S. Reid, OC] D. Morgan
His Saving Grace by Xtyne reviews
She had met him only once when she was seven, but learned years later that he had died. One year after his supposed death, however, she finds him sitting on her swing once again. sequel to 'Godric' one shot
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,857 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Godric, Eric N., Nora G., OC
The Present by tellmesomethingnew reviews
"Happy Birthday Hermione. You deserve any beauty that equates to yours." She wanted to rip the note in half. Who had the nerve to do such a thing? It was her work place. How dare them – whoever did this. AU Modern Tomione Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Neighbors & Friends by Beth - Geek Chick reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid's losing sleep, but this time, it's not because of blinding headaches or other problems. He's got a new neighbor. When his co-workers try to give him a hand in the romance department, will they do more harm than good? Now complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia, S. Reid, OC - Complete
Silver Sweet By Night by Hermitt reviews
Sent away as a baby to live with Muggles, it isn't until her seventeenth birthday that Hermione comes into her creature inheritance. Born a full-blooded Veela, Hermione's troubles just multiplied. Horcruxes, a heritage, and horny teenagers are just what she needs, but when a werewolf gets your scent it's for life and things can't help but heat up. {Parallels HBP with extra plot!}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,661 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Harry P., Fleur D.
How Long Till Your Surrender by Velvet Vixsyn reviews
A young Omega wolf relocates to Beacon Hills in search of the alpha after losing her family. She catches the attention of Peter who is oddly protective of her, and reluctant for her to find the alpha. Long chapters. Slightly AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Peter H., OC] Scott M., Derek H.
Black Heart by Songbird1986 reviews
Charlotte had been in hell for Centuries now, thanks to her crossroad deal with the Demon Crowley. Her soul is to be corrupted but not in the usual way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Crowley, OC
Dancing With A Devil by Keggy Chaos reviews
Ever since she was little Evangeline knew there was something different about her. She couldn't step foot on hallowed ground without feeling sick to her stomach and her emotions often had explosive effects. She discovers her Father made a deal with a Crossroads demon for her Mother's love, but that isn't the only discovery she will make. Crowley/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Crowley, OC
Sweets and Storms by HackerGirl175 reviews
Coach Finstock can't stop thinking about his least favorite student. Unbeknownst to him, the teen is just outside his office.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Coach Finstock - Complete
Oh my brothers by Arabella Ella reviews
A story rewritten Bella hasn't told the Cullen's everything. Especially about her approaching death. What happens when her two order brothers show up during a baseball game? Set during eclipse really.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella
A Veela Gets What A Veela Wants by Imwaiting4myAliceandEdward reviews
Same plot, but completely different than What A Veela Wants, A Veela Gets! I decided it would be fun to have two stories with the same plot, yet two characters who drastically change the story. Let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Remember That One Time We Went Camping? by roselinakatweasley reviews
AU where everything is normal. Ryuko, Mako, Nonon, Gamagoori, Satsuki, Houka, and Uzu all go on a camping trip to Satsuki's little cottage. There is more to this trip than just camping. There will be lemon to come soon! (Ryuko x Uzu) (Gamagoor x Mako)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Ryuko M., I. Gamagoori] [U. Sanageyama, Mako M.]
After The Battles We've Won by Imwaiting4myAliceandEdward reviews
The Ministry has created a marriage law, but it is more a law of companionship than anything. Will Hermione's past hinder her new marriage or will it create an understanding between her husband and friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Severus S. - Complete
A Pillar of Strength by BlushinRosie reviews
After the war Hermione's happily ever after is rudely interrupted and on her intercontinental chase to find the culprit she meets up with the Winchester brothers, only to find there might be more left for her than she ever imagined.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Hermione G., Dean W., Sam W.
Many Names, One Love by LadyAxisNeoluna reviews
Ryuko would call him many names, some playful, some not, but in the end he was her Houka. Rated for Houka and Ryuko's dirty talk.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [H. Inumuta, Ryuko M.] - Complete
Every Rose has a Thorne by supernaturalkissed reviews
Rose Hathaway, was in love with Klaus Mikaelson. What happens when she runs into Klaus in New Orleans? Will she hate him for breaking her heart? Will she make him suffer? What secret is Rose hiding?
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Originals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Rose H., Klaus M.] Elijah M., Hayley Marshall
Fiber Found by DraxHollowKnight reviews
Our protagonist, Victor Trelós, is a blonde American who joined Satsuki Kiryuin's forces at a young age. He decides to study Ryuko Matoi, after seeing her Kamui, Senketsu. Only time will tell how they will correspond. Rated T for possible content and language. I will edit if lemons become a component.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Ryuko M., Senketsu, Satsuki K., OC
I'd Prefer Bereft Dragons by crayzedfangurllll reviews
I don't know what Ido did this time. One second I was in the imperial gardens, training with him, the next it was just... gone. What I do know is that I'm stuck here with Ido until he decides it's time to go back, if he ever does. Kygo the "pesky emperor" is back in our old world, and for some reason I get the feeling Kygo isn't Ido's favorite person. Ugh, he is infuriating.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
Being Needed by The Legendary Miko reviews
Simba's just trying to show his uncle that he's more than what he seems. Scar fears that he's losing his nephew's admiration. In the desperate attempts to make sure their bond never fades, they cause their relationship to escalate to a whole new level.
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Simba, Scar/Taka, Mufasa, Sarabi
The Prisoner by Nerys reviews
Imprisoned, Lord Voldemort is considered a threat of the past. His knowledge is desired by many. Yet, his offer is for one person only: Hermione Weasley-Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Life Worth Waiting For by EmiStone reviews
When the Doctor landed in the young Hermione Granger's yard neither of them expected to have the adventure of a lifetime and a lifelong friend in each other. 9, 10, and 11.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,560 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
Blackout by SniktWolverineX reviews
Dean and Sam are about to take their strangest case yet, the case of Hermione, an eleven year old girl who can't remember anything from her past, not even her last name. Starts off at Season 1, episode 3, of Supernatural. Rated T for language, possible violence, and Dean Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,813 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W.
Dance With the Devil by Meow 34 reviews
Grace is walking home one day and bumps into the devil, he says his name is Nick and soon they begin a relationship. Lucifer's supposed to hate humans yet he's falling for one. How will Grace react when she finds out who Nick really is? Will she run away? Or stay with him?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Lucifer, OC] - Complete
Meet Me Halfway by BleedingRedPaint reviews
When Annabellas parents dies, she's shipped off to live with her aunt in Texas and her husband. When she overhears about a Vampire in the basement she can't help but let her curiosity over rule her. 16 years old with the world against her. She has a secret of her own, that not even her family knew. Can Godric figure it out? Protect her before its too late? GodricxOC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Ambiguous Emotions by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Every monster knew my name, I was The Reaper. I was what the supernatural saw before they found themselves facing the last stretch of their life before the infinite darkness took them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Bella, Felix] Angela, Carlisle - Complete
Nightshade by Lithia Sunset reviews
R.C. Cullen receives an acceptance letter to Hogwarts after her true11th birthday. During her education, she discovers things about herself she never knew. One Slytherin is determined to learn her secrets. Together they must solve the mystery around the chains of murders revolving around missing women, each who vanished under similar circumstances after their homes were burned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Severus S., Renesmee C./Nessie
An Inside Joke You Really Don't Want to Be In On by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
"Seeley?" Spike exclaimed, laughing, "Is that your name? God, they do have a sense of humor, I see it now." After waking from his coma post season 4, Seeley Booth discovers he might not have always been the person he thought he was. Old friends mix with new friends and two worlds collide. Can he keep his past a secret and still save the world? Long fic, undecided pairing.
Crossover - Angel & Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,522 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Angel, Cordelia C., Spike, T. Brennan
Tolerance by BloodDripsFromMyOpenWounds reviews
Ryuko woke up late rushing to get to class determined not to be late and let anyone in hounnoji academy get one over her. Over exerting herself ryuko slams the door open to her class, mutters a few words and blanks out from lack of sleep and exhaustion. Aikuro of course being the pervy gentleman he is takes ryuko to the infirmary. What entails them?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Ryuko M., A. Mikisugi - Complete
White Noise by kedavra97 reviews
The year is 1922. Hermione is a young pureblood witch living a life of luxury in New York City. She crosses paths with a mysterious orphan named Tom, and soon finds that the boy is more unpredictable than the city itself. AU. Dark, possessive Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Theodore N.
It's Scientifically Unexplainable by justanotherboneshead reviews
Russ is on the run, and now Brennan/Booth have to take in their 16 year old niece Skylar Brennan, and worse they have to stop a certain assistant from making googly eyes. OOh
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Zach A., T. Brennan, S. Booth
Suspending Consciousness by Hawkflight7 reviews
Whoever said detention was boring? Sequel to Caught after Curfew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
The Hidden Daughter by Hyre Sanctum reviews
Voldemort is looking for something. Something that he lost long ago and he won't hesitate to bring it back to him. AU/Only canon before Dumbledore's Astronomy Tower Scene SSHG Read and give me your thoughts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Voldemort
The Fight for Love by Oliviaa Rose reviews
"Temper, temper, Cowbells." A female voice said and Bella snapped up from her crouched position. Cowbells? There was only one person who had ever called her that. When the Cullens get a surprise visit follow them as they fight for their family. New family, new friends, new love. Takes place BD pt 2. Read and Review! -Olivia Rose
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Seth] Bella
Haunted by supernaturalkissed reviews
Right after Rose leaves Russia, she doesn't bother going back to St. Vladimir's. Rose meets the Winchester brothers after her car receives a flat tire. How will her old family react when then meet her new one. R&R!
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Rose H., Sydney S.
Insignificance by Patchlamb reviews
[AU where Senketsu also has a humanoid transformation] Tomorrow would likely be just as stress inducing as any other day; Ryuko was grateful to have Senketsu there to mull her through with moments as insignificant as bathing together. [two separate prompts!]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Senketsu, Ryuko M.] - Complete
Is This Garden Real or Fake? by LadyAxisNeoluna reviews
It's only in a dream that they could love the other without boundaries and expectations, this world could be as real or as fake as they treat it. UzuRyu. Takes place the last night before the judging of Naturals Election.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [U. Sanageyama, Ryuko M.] - Complete
A Peculiar Situation by xudrei reviews
After Dumbledor's death, Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts for their last year at Hogwarts with a few new allies. Hermione starts the new school year recovering after an attack, and whose this child and mystery man that followed her? Snape becomes protective and starts an uneasy relationship wishing for more. And what is Bellatrix to Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,654 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Shadowed Lightning by Breeze-Riddle reviews
When sanity snaps, all one can do is follow the madness and embrace the dark. Eventual TR-LV/HG. Dark!Intelligent!SlightyUnhinged!Hermione. Sane!Voldemort. Dumbledore bashing. Light bashing. Dark Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Black Swan by rockaqua47 reviews
After Edward breaks up with Bella she goes home only to find out that her dad is a Wizard and her real mom is in Azkaban and that she herself is a witch. But what will she when the Dark Lord starts to show an interest in her? Rated M for mature content and cursing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Voldemort, Bella - Complete
Scented Promises by MSmit88 reviews
What happens when a demon becomes ruled by his beast? Will it cause a problem when the beast chooses a mate that the Lord can't stand?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,995 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Dark Paradise by midnightweeds reviews
Thomas sighed, "Funny, isn't it? ...Obsession." "You're obsessed with me?" He hummed thoughtfully before replying, "Sometimes." AT Volmione/Tomione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
More About You by OtAkUPrInCeSs1 reviews
(Houka Inumuta x Ryuuko Matoi) Inumuta spends a day with Ryuuko, much to her annoyance and disbelief. Inumuta says it's all for data, or is it? Well, Ryuuko realizes, sometimes it's not so bad hanging out with your enemy's ally. Contains slight fluff and slight AU. Enjoy!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [H. Inumuta, Ryuko M.] - Complete
Hunter by RobinByrd reviews
AU - Dean and Sam Winchester have watched over their sister Hunter for the last three years. Now, between her studies, her upcoming trip to Madagascar and some punk in a button down shirt that seems to think it's okay to sneak through her window, things are about to get messy... and quite possibly bloody. (Castiel/OFC, Dean, Sam) Read and Review!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Castiel, OC] Sam W., Dean W.
Witchester by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione discovers a family she never even knew about. But there isn't a length she won't go to to keep them safe. Accompanying fic to "Heels"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lost by ThisistheJabbawocke reviews
Dean had saved Christiana When she was just a little girl. He felt responsible for her, it was his duty to take care of her. But what happens when feeling's start to cloud judgment... Chrissy over hear's a conversation not meant for her ears she feels like a burden. So she take's it upon her self to leave... but you can't change you're fate.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC
Not A Little Girl Anymore by 12ljam reviews
Hermione is on a mission, but somebody has other plans. WARNING: mentions non-consensual sex and bad language. I own nothing. All rights to J.K. Rowling. If positive reviews may continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr.
Silent But Deadly by Snarry4life reviews
A Marriage Law with a major twist that no one saw coming!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Crowley, Hermione G.] - Complete
Crossing Paths by JJ-Jefferu reviews
Sisters: Faith and Julie Winters are hunters with similar work ethnics to the Winchesters; except the two sisters don't always hunt together. This leads them to having secrets, random one-night stands: What is Faith to do when her sister turns up pregnant and her favorite one-night stand makes an appearance and how will Julie feel when its a demon.[DeanxJulie, CrowleyxFaith]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Dean W., OC] Crowley
Feeling by MadLadyFenolo reviews
Athaya was never a normal girl. Gifted with heightened awareness of feelings (almost seer-like), this strange 16 year old girl from the Sunshine Coast has business to attend to of the deal-making sort. Business with a certain demon king, who is pleasantly surprised by the brilliant mind and character of the child he makes a deal with. Romance in sequel story: Living
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes, Crowley, OC - Complete
Morsmordre infatuation by Melia the bright reviews
No memory of her past life Hermione stumble's into a new one, with no other than dark, possessive Tom riddle... definitely not your usual pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Bleeding candle by xxxLauraaxxx reviews
This is the story of bella sarazin, a powerful young witch who is the mate of lord voldemort... better summary up soon First 2 chapters are written by FernirAlphaLove
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Voldemort, Bella
Hermione's Angel by Marion Hood reviews
You can't expect someone whose been tortured by Bellatrix to be completely sane. Even if her hallucination wears a trench coat. Sequel "The Family Business" now up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Darkened Desire by Radiant Innocence reviews
Professor Riddle is the newest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself steadily becoming attracted to the handsome, brilliant, yet considerably dark man. Obviously, this is an AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,565 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Nothing Compares to You by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
Hermione overhears something that she doesn't like and Rabastan has to assure her that she's the only one for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Infatuations by lalalalalayesyes reviews
Summer Winchester's brothers have always been a little over protective when it comes to romantic relationships. Although when the Winchester brothers notice their sister spending copious amounts of time with a certain angel, they can't help but tease her. But will the innocent infatuations grow into something more? - OC/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Castiel, OC]
The Supernatural Romance by Hyacintho Rose reviews
After the Department of Magic changes their mind, Hermione is forced to go hunting with two men that believe her to be evil. How can she deal with that? They will soon come to realise that she is the weapon they need to rid the evil. One thing Hermione didn't expect on this hunting trip was to fell in love. Can they make it work? Pairing: Demione Set: after S01EP02 Please Review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Hermione G., Dean W.] Sam W.
It's You by Xylosaurus reviews
To everyone else, the solution was a no brainer but to Hermione, it was the toughest problem she had faced. What will happen when the young Dark Lord and a Malfoy, Hogwart's two most desirable bachelors go after one witch's heart? AU TomBraxMione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,098 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Abraxas M.
The Secret Affair by Nomadic Lady reviews
Hermione's curiosity wins over her and she ventures down the restricted section of Flourish and Blotts declining the opportunity to visit twins at the joke shop. Instead she finds herself in a situation she never imagined finding herself in. Veela fan fic, with a twist. (Dark Hermione - 00C)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Vampire ruling by jodileighcullen reviews
After the Volturi fiasco and the Cullens leaving again Bella thought her life would go back to normal. Too bad the Leaders decided they wanted to reveal vampires to humans. How will bella cope now that The volturi are ruling the world. Adopted! This story as been adopted by SophieAngel69.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Bella, Caius
She's My Twin by X.LoVeIsPaInFuL.X reviews
Charlie can't see Bella while she is sick so he calls in some help; her twin sister Kagome who has been living in Japan. when Kagome gets to Washington some very interesting things are revealed, like just how Kagome some how knows about Vampires...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Kagome H., Bella
The Scent by Jasper'sDarlinBunny reviews
He could smell her, he could taste her, and he would have her. It's the mating game, and he would win.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Does it have to be this way? by A Love So Strong reviews
All Hermione wanted was a warm and peaceful Christmas. Who ruined it? How does it involve Harry, Sirius, Remus and Snape? Why is Hermione being thought as a Sex Goddess? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heart's Keeper by little-morph reviews
Hermione's missing, but her disappearance has nothing to do with Death Eaters. When Aurors fail to find her, Severus is allowed to use any means necessary to retrieve her. He underestimates the warnings of the Spell he is about to use. Rape/non-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,990 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Adventures in Cuddling by EmeraldandAmethyst reviews
A freezing cold December day often leads to seeking warmth and cuddling with somebody can be one of the best ways to find it. (Kou/Haruka, Shirogane/Akira, One-shot, Shounen-ai, Shota, and quite the amount of fluff.)
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Kou, Haruka K.] [Shirogane, Akira N.] - Complete
Forsaken by Jinx Dodson reviews
Dean and Sam take a break from everything only to find themselves on a much more personal case. That which involves a childhood friend of theirs Bella Swan. They'd only come to pay their respects for the loss of Charlie never did Dean imagine what he's soon to learn. How can he fix Bella's broken soul and bring her back to life again? Whilst keeping her alive in the process? R&R
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Dean W., Bella] - Complete
A Frustrating Misunderstanding by Muggle Jane reviews
Bill and Hermione: "It's difficult to date someone you already live with." Follow-up to Healing the Betrayed Heart, written for the HPFC Battle of the Houses!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] - Complete
My Father Is Everything To Me by Artemis Craver reviews
Severus Snape loved Lily Evans, but before Lily was killed by the Dark Lord she gave birth to Hermione Avery Snape. About the same time that Harry Potter was dropped off at the Dursley's doorstep, Hermione was left at her father's doorstep. Currently living at her Severus Snape's manor, Hermione is raised both good and evil. Which shall she side with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort, Blaise Z.
A Fear to Beat by Omydeadvoldemort reviews
Hermione trades her life for a more adventurous one with the Doctor. It brings her to scary, stunning and exciting situations, but also sad ones. With the Doctor still feeling broken because of Rose, he finds it hard to stop himself getting attached to Hermione. Just because of one decision, he changes her whole life. First the 10th, later the 11th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,005 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
Such a Pretty Girl by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. For the Connect the Characters challenge. Hermione/Barty Crouch Jr. Warning for underage and non-consent. Hermione only wanted to ask a question, but she found a bit more than she bargained for in the DADA professor's office...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
Caught after Curfew by Hawkflight7 reviews
It was a surprise. A rather pleasant one for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Black Phoenix Witches by Out of Custody reviews
In a world where women are not allowed to learn magic one little girl rises to walk her path of friendship, war and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,590 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Late night talk by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
He sat still, trying desperately to hold in the roar of joy at her confession; wanting nothing more than claim what is rightfully his. His grip tightened slightly on her hand, lacing his fingers with hers as he tried to come up with some kind of answer that wouldn't be unintelligible caveman-talk. *Companion-piece to "The Yule Ball", though it can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Made For You by Annabelle Waters reviews
Alizah was made for Lucifer. Literally crafted to perfection by God himself, and given to his favorite son. But when Lucifer becomes trapped in The Cage, she is sent to live on Earth with the humans. Her memory of Heaven and Angels erased, until Lucifer escapes and reclaims what was rightfully his. Lucifer x OC Oneshot [Maybe...]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Lucifer, OC
music and truth by alibella reviews
Hermione Granger is much more than she seems, and shes been keeping it an awfully big secret. What happens when her secret is used to put on a show to all the seventh years as she and a mystery boy also in her year put on a concert for the Halloween Ball. Bad summery, but hopefully good enough for you to want to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Hermione G.
Unrequited by Dark Lunar Love 1914 reviews
So there, with a deadly werewolf pressing her against this old decrepit tree in the middle of the forest with no plausible way of escape him demanding her name all the while, Hermione did the only thing she could think of … She spit in his face. Yeah he didn't like that idea very much either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Paul
O, I am Fortune's Fool! by BrownEyedDreams reviews
"'Tis torture, and not mercy." Hermione Granger is taken to the house of Fenrir Greyback, and discovers that he is not all she thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
A World Without Shrimp by River Grimm reviews
Buffy falling through Glory's portal didn't kill her. Trapped in an alternate dimension with amnesia, it's a race against time for Willow and the scoobies to bring Buffy back. But with no memory of home, her friends or of her birthright, will Buffy even want to come back? And of course... there's the small matter of her overprotective maker.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Buffy S., Eric N.
Persephone Riddle by electra2pandora reviews
One Halloween night, Rose Potter is abducted by Voldemort and raised as Persephone Lestrange. With a prophecy that recognises her as the future Dark Lady, Persephone is slowly seduced by the Dark Lord as he moves to take over the wizarding world. Meanwhile, the Order moves to stop him any way possible as they and the Potter's continue the search for Rose, their saviour. F!Harry/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,502 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Real Me by psychovampirefreak reviews
Sesshomaru has come to collect his daughter. How will the Cullens take this? Who is Bella really?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sesshomaru, Bella, Edward - Complete
When A Phoenix Cries: Hermione by FalconLux reviews
Not your average time travel fic, I promise. No time turner, no going back to the future, and does Hermione still belong in Griffindor? A tale of romance, adventure, and maybe a better future for everyone. Slightly AU. Rated M for language, themes, violence, and some possible smut eventually. PART 2 NOW UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,358 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Some Lives Are More Than Empty by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. For All Sorts of Love challenge. Angst. Hermione visits him every week, but her love is rather unrequited...how can a man without a soul love in return? Hermione/Barty Crouch Jr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Catching a Mate by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry. Ivy Potter travels to Volterra, Italy with her relatives. Now after her relatives were killed, she is brought in front of the three kings. She flees with her life, thinking that they are going to kill her, when it is something very different.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Marcus
finding love in all the wrong places (rewrite) by Immortal-sassy-ward-shipper reviews
shane's a cheating scum bag,amelie has a connection to Claire, Myrnin's an awesome crazy best friend and oliver's having an affect on Claire that he shouldn't. Its not normal for a 17 year old to fall in love with the an ancient vampire but when has Claire ever been normal
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Claire D., Oliver
Kismet by pained4you reviews
"I can almost hear the wheels turning in your head darling. Fighting will get you nowhere. I am bigger, stronger, faster and better at the chase than you are," the man said. "You won't believe me now, Hermione, but know that your survival depends on me. Come along like a good girl, love, and everything will be okay." Instantly she knew who was spewing this insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
An Awaited Meeting by CreativityMichaelson reviews
In the mist of struggling against Bellatrix, Hermione is sent back in time when her time turner breaks, of course she ends up standing in front of the Dark Lord himself when she is most vulnerable. What will happen to her now? Totally going to be SS/HG fair warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,898 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Not So Sweet Dreams by Deathstroke Terminator reviews
It all started with her fear of the dark. Eventual Adult!SophiexPitch with hints of BunnyxSophie [Unfortunate Hiatus]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,947 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Pitch, Sophie]
Mine by Ares.Granger reviews
*ahem* Hermione's been kidnapped by Death Eaters and given to Voldemort as a present. Begins in the middle of Hermione's sixth year; does Hermione care about Voldemort? Does Voldemort care about her? What does he mean when he says she's 'mine? Not compliant with book 6 or 7. Dumbledore's alive, Snape's alive, Voldemort's a man of mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] - Complete
Bad Choice by dragoon811 reviews
When the God of Sex decides he wants to retire, Severus Snape is probably not the best choice - but he's the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Almost Lover by xenathefanwarrior reviews
After dropping Rory and Amy off in Venice, the Doctor finds himself in a hospital with a special person. T for swearing. Not updated frequently. Apologies! Caution: might contain off-hand mentioning of major character death. Oops.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
5 Times Hermione Granger Kissed a Weasley by Windblown.child reviews
Hermione Granger got up close and personal with 5 different Weasleys before meeting her match. HG/BW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] - Complete
Gods by Theblackwerewolf101 reviews
Temporary One-shot. What if Eona had chosen to save Kygo's life by taking the dragons power? Being with Ido, for the rest of her internal life? Will Kygo still love her after? A short story of Ido's and Eona's lives as Gods.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
The return of doctor Zach Addy by Tsarina007 reviews
Brennan and Booth accept to take a foster child in, however.. she is smarter than they originaly thought and makes it to the team. But as Psychology is her most used degree, she also starts working in a lunatic asylum. The asylum where Zach is internated. She tries to reunite zach and the team.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,756 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Zach A.
Trusting is Dying by Thedeadwilleatyou reviews
Claire was left for dead by the one person she trusted most, Shane. Now Claire is facing the struggles of the vampiric lifestyle clawring through her everyday life. Making a love triangle to form. How will Claire cope when she realises she's inlove with her sire and her boss? Please review rated M :) OliverxClaireXMyrnin
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Claire D., Oliver
The 18th Birthday by FirePrincess96 reviews
I opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling. It had finally arrived. The day I had been waiting for: my 18th birthday. I had been waiting for this day for a long time, but not for the reasons why everyone would have guessed...I wondered if Miketsukami would remember today, and his promise. Warning: Lemon.
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by ninjavampirezombie reviews
Phoenix is a Hufflepuff overshadowed by her three best friends. Severus Snape is a teacher whom very few enjoy. In a twisting road of odd, sometimes humorous events they connect first as teacher and student... and then into love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S., OC
Hermione Black by MelodiDam reviews
Hermione is not a Granger, nor a Mudblood. The brains of the Golden Trio is known in some circles and the Dark Princess. Some Order members are not what they appear to be. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Love, sex, magic by Saphy16 reviews
Love. Sex. Magic. Arrival of a new vampire and Shane sneaking around, Myrnin slowly developing feelings and becoming what he once used to be... and Claire succumbs to the demon. Some Graphic chapters. STORY BETTER THEN THE SUMMARY! R&R.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,434 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin
Falling in Love Again by AliceFrey reviews
Adopted. When Dean Sam and Castiel come to see Bella will she finially admit what she has known all along but never admitted it? That she's in love with someone that might not love her back. Rated M for later chapters
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Castiel, Bella
Bella Black the death eater by felicia2235 reviews
Set after new moon. Edward leaves Bella not knowing she's a pure blood witch and her real parents were death eaters. Bella is pissed that Edward left her and thinks it's time she followed in her dead parent's footsteps and became a death eater. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned. Dark winning. Bella/Voldemort. Mature Content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Voldemort, Bella - Complete
Propulsive Steps (There's No Stopping Me Now) by OpheliacAngel reviews
Once upon a time, Gabriel grew sick to death of his brothers and fled to Earth, disguising himself and vowing never to return. Only, it's not exactly the end yet, and unfortunately, the archangel's past is coming back to bite him. Written for obsidianlullaby for SPN Angels and Demons Exchange. Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Gabriel, Lucifer, Michael] - Complete
Cat and Mouse by cataloo456 reviews
After losing the Battle of Hogwarts, the Light falls back to regroup. But Hermione Granger is trapped inside the castle and with Death Eaters at every turn she is inevitably found by Rodolphus Lestrange who leads her in a tantalizing game of cat and mouse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L.
The Unexpected by DragonsStories reviews
Set during the events of Eona. Eona is still struggling to gain complete control of her power. She needs Lord Ido to help train her but their relationship seems to be changing. Eona finds herself lost and confused about what she is feeling and how she should react. Kygo needs her but does he really love her? Ido has always been a terrible man but can he change?
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido, Prince Kygo/Pearl Emperor
Two Halves by Ifyoulovemesmile reviews
Castiel knew that Jimmy Novak loved his wife. But he also knew that she was never, and would never, be Jimmy's soul mate. What would happen when he came face to face with her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
My Broken Heart by SweetEmotion89 reviews
When Jordan leaves Cox, he is crushed. What will happen when JD's sexy cousin Lacey comes onto the scene?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry
20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 34,766 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Time Travellers of Hogwarts by LoonyLG97 reviews
So I wrote this a while back for a competition thingy and never really finished it... But this is kind of a test run to get started on this website, I may eventually update it! So yeah, enjoy :3
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Hermione G.
His Dark Lady by carsonbane reviews
After being taken by the Dark Lord, to be his for an eternity, Hermione finds herself in love with Voldemort. He changes her, and makes her his Dark Lady. Soon, she finds herself carrying the Dark Lord's child. Find out how the story unfolds. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Love Denied by MSmit88 reviews
Kagome is trapped after the jewel is made whole. Everyone has begun their lives, but what life can she have in the wrong era and with no family? Maybe a certain lord can give her life purpose again... And maybe something more. Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, nor do I make money off of them. Plan is to update every week. Thanks!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,133 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Tall, Dark and Deadly by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella is doing better since the Cullen's left. much better. Then fate throws her for a loop by introducing her to yet another vampire. Only this one isn't like the others. He's better, he's nicer, he's... perfect for her. Is the feeling mutual? Or is Felix just like Edward? will he leave her heart broken or be the one who holds it permanently? MA for lang lemons please review :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,758 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Felix - Complete
The Lovely Lives of the Hilarious Hunters by SparkleLiekYeah reviews
Three hunters born into the life, Bella, Dean and Sam are tied together by their destinies. But when Bella retires in favor of good ol' Forks, the boys bring her back to their world where she truly belongs, and where her heart truly lies. Rated T for cussing and etc.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dean W., Bella
Fatal Fires by RedInHerLedger reviews
Scabior wants to keep Hermione for his own, but at what price? Dark Fic. Mature readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hermione G., Scabior
After the Storm by SlaveToSeverus reviews
An attraction to the dark Potion's Master leaves Hermione confused and ashamed. What is it she wants from him? What is he willing to give her? And how much of her independence is Hermione willing to sacrifice to his sadistic pleasures? BDSM themes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Letters by Fammi Capire reviews
If you could write a letter to somebody and know that they would never read it, what would you write? Severus and Hermione know. But what happens if the person for whom the letter is intended does actually read it? (Rated M for future chapters) (May also get a tad OOC...)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Alpha's Female by Mystique-Fairy reviews
A unexpected prophecy has Hermione's life turned upside down, with a few surprising twists and turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Avenging Angel by MoonShadowAMR reviews
Hell, heaven, both places have gods of some sort, why shouldn't there also be angels? Under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,953 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Alpha's Mate by dragonoffire3 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is found by Fenrir Greyback. She finds out the true meaning of belonging, and what it's like to have a true mate. Lemons! UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE NOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Fenrir G., Bella
A Prohibited Love by Cecilia394 reviews
Eona hates Ido... Or does she? She is supposed to be helping Kygo get his throne back, but her heart battling her mind is skyrocketing to the top of her priorities list. Will she fall for Ido? Or will she stay with Kygo?
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido, Lady Dela, Ryko
An Interesting Year by alexxtennantpiper reviews
"Good morning class," River Song said. "I am Professor Song, and I'm going to be your teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts this year."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione and Severus by queenvampire reviews
What would happen if the Dark Lord had a daughter with Bellatrix Lestrange, and that daughter got sent to Hogwarts undercover as Hermione Granger? 7th year. Starts part way through. May not be exactly like the book, but it's my story, so get over it :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Secret Identity by Laura-in-Wonderland reviews
Bella isn't who she says she is. What is her relation to the war occurring between soul society and Hueco Mundo and her connection to Aizen
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - S. Aizen, Bella
Saving Grace by cherri deluca reviews
After Edward leaves in 'New Moon' Bella runs from all the memories in Forks. She runs to her good friend Dr. Spencer Reid. Bella has always wondered if there could be more between them and thinks now is a great time to find out.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - S. Reid, Bella
A Beautiful Lie by Jinx Dodson reviews
Sam and Bella have been dating for years when he finally pops the question. Bella accepts happily but what happens when a certain shewolf comes to town and wipes her happiness away? An imprint takes place and leaves a broken Bella. A certain vampire offers his services but what does that mean exactly? Furthermore, how will the alpha react when he meet's Bella's new friends? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,537 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - [Bella, James] - Complete
Dance with me? by betrothed-to-a-feret reviews
No, I wasn't a damsel in distress, but when the night came along, and banished the day, the stars would twinkle above me, like a sea of whispers. I know where I want to be.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
Bella Lestrange by Rockwolf reviews
Bella Lestrange was sent to forks by Dumbledore for crucioing a student. She pretended she loved Edward for information about the vampire race for Voldemort - the one she loves secretly. She is now back at Hogwarts and there are some new students.evil snape
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Voldemort, Bella
Swing to the Rhythm of Love by Goddess Bless reviews
Hermione finally found someone who would ride on the seesaw with her, and the Doctor finally found someone who he didn't have to protect. If only she didn't have to go back to school. HG/D
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
To Be His Queen by KaiaLuna reviews
A mothers healing, a European vacation, stupidly saving one vampire from another and a castle hiding a long forgotten dream of an angel fighting demons and the promise they'd be together again in Italy, where she would be his queen and they would live forever together in his castle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Temporal Magicks by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is a bibliophile and in the course of her excursions she stumbles onto a long lost cache of knowledge. This leads her to an ancient experimental lab where she unwittingly restores Salazar Slytherin to life. And he is very determined to repay her in every way possible. Post B7EWE AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Only I Could Wash Your Back by eremika0000 reviews
(LIME, NOT LEMON!) Miketsukami, as usual, wants to do everything for Ririchiyo. When she is going to take a bath, he says he wants to wash her back but he can't because he is male. In an attempt to repay him, she accidentally invites him to bathe with her...
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
Devils Love by Kuroi Mercenary reviews
AU. The revived Northern Kingdoms of it's new ruler spreads throughout the realms, reaching the ears of even the Great Lords themselves. The King shrouded in mystery, what happens when Homurabi and Shisui drag both Ryuuko and Shirogane to see the new King? Threesome ShiroganexRyuukoxFEM!Akira, OC included and rated M for suggestive themes.
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shirogane, Akira N., Ryuuko
Titanic 2 Mystery by Obsidian Aquamarine reviews
David is an 18 year old student trying to escape his life in New York by traveling towards Greece on a replica of the original Titanic, the Titanic 2. While on board he finds himself involved in a mystery that will put his, and every other passenger's, life at risk all the while trying to sort out his feelings for a certain shy girl he first met at the unveiling of the Titanic 2.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013
Claire's Scared Eyes by ProudToBeSlytherin reviews
The new girl in the Jeffersonian has a crush on Zach, but what happens when a case gets a little too close to the squints.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Zach A.
Even Closer by pammazola reviews
A small fragment of the many moments in Ririchiyo's blossoming romance with her SS agent. Miketsukami responds VERY enthusiastically when his mistress touches an intimate part of him. Anime-based, post-canon drabble. Rated M for adult themes with some fluff.
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
Hunting for Destiny by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
One shot. Caius is looking for something and Marcus tells him it is in Forks. What Caius thinks he will find is not what he finds at all. What will Bella and the Cullens do when he refuses to go away? Bella's got a path to choose. Will she choose the right one? rated m for swearing. Please review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Nirvana by pammazola reviews
Two and a half years into a relationship and Ririchiyo is still oblivious. A jealous Miketsukami finally shows his true colors. The fox spirit will have to prove to her how deep his feelings run. Anime-based one-shot. Rated M.
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
Posession by Satan'sPixie reviews
When Hermione falls prey to the Ministry's new Marriage Law, will she be able to hide her new hobby which has taken over her? Or will she even need to? Marriage Law, Dark Winning Story, DarkHermione, mentions of Dark(ish)Ginny LV(TMR)HG Rating for smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Of glitter, guyliner and hipsters by Narwhaled reviews
When Jace leaves the institute for another girl, Clary is heartbroken. But, when a eyeliner wearing warlock starts showing up at the institute for some reason, Clary can't help to notice him. One-shot. GIVE THIS PAIRING A CHANCE, YOU WON'T REGRET! IT IS VERY ANGSTY takes place around COG I do not own the Mortal Instruments.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Clary F., Magnus B. - Complete
Goddess of the Moon by Redshadow43 reviews
Voldemort is angry with Xenophilius Lovegood for printing adverse material concerning his Death Eaters and himself,so he pays the man a visit and decides to force his cooperation by taking Luna home with him-with an ulterior motive, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
The Light Within by sreii reviews
Dolohov is on a mission: become a Professor at Hogwarts, and be a spy. Dumbledore knows Dolohov's intentions, but accepts him as a professor anyway, in hopes of Dolohov choosing the light instead of the dark. Will the Gryffindor Princess have a part in his plan? Rated T due to that I honestly don't know what to rate it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hermione G., Antonin D.
No Destiny - Changing Destiny by sarhea reviews
Hermione is hiding from the Wizarding World and Loki is bored enough to be intrigued by her defiance. Just as a distraction between his plotting…Until he discovers the truth of his heritage; only now he has someone to go to, someone without prejudice. B7EWE AU COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
Back to Being Me by Broken ArchAngel reviews
Bella Swan isn't who you all think she is, but is it that much of a surprise? What happens when young and hot teachers from Britain come along? Will they bring along more secrets? Or will they unveil some? Rated T for slight swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Jealousy by Kuroi Mercenary reviews
Sometimes, advice is useful, but the most important thing was a push to get what you wish for the most. In such cases as for Shirogane trying to win Akira heart, jealousy was there to help. ShiroAki, fluff Yaoi, and slight language and OCC. OC included for a major role and small appearances.
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Shirogane, Akira N.
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by l0stinl0ve reviews
While studying, Hermione accidentally activates a spell that pairs her with a few Slytherins. Hermione/Severus Snape. Hermione/Rodolphus Lestrange. Hermione/Lucius Malfoy. Hermione/Draco Malfoy. Warnings: Explicit Sex, Student/Teacher, Anal, D/S, Daddy!kink, Femdom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Muggle Mishaps by JacksBileDuct reviews
Hermione during the summer vacation in her Muggle neighbourhood. Outside of Hogwarts Hermione's friends are scarce, until a new boy moves across the street. HermionexOC (This story doesn't necessarily follow all the canon of the series)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hermione G., OC
An Incendiary Combination by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, now nineteen, is having a private potions lesson. There follows innuendo, tension and much, much more. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The dog days of Hermione Granger by Isis78-13 reviews
Hermione is placed under an undetectable curse. She is now to live the rest of her days as a dog. A dog who also happens to be under the care of Severus Snape. HG/SS LM/GW HP/DM Rated M for later chaps. No bestiality!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,015 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Lines At All by PirateMistress reviews
Nine/Rose. Season 1 – Post- "Father's Day." Rose and the Doctor grapple with the day's events. Warning: BSDM/sexual themes. Disclaimer: Do not own, make no profit
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Everything to Lose: Soshi x Ririchiyo by AlteredFire reviews
Find out what Miketsukami's deepest desire is.
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Soushi M., Ririchiyo S.
All In A Fortnight's Work by UnbreakableVow7 reviews
Ginny is just too good a friend to Hermione to not notice that she very secretly fancies Severus Snape. Ginny bets Hermione she can't get Snape to sleep with her within two weeks. The question is; who wins the bet…? Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Family, Friends, Fenrir by IlovePeanutbutterandToast reviews
After distraction Lupin with her howl in her third year, Hermionie is found by another wolf. With no hopeleft what can Hermione do ? Hermionie must learn how to be a wolf and live with a pack. Lemon, bad language.. Just a little warning, this is my first story but I hope you like it ! So Enjoy ! Please, please, please review !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Buffy Meets The Dracula Family by kellym01 reviews
buffy finds out about the chosen one...and finds out about the legend of the vampire army...what will happen when buffy meets vlad A/N I don't own either of these
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012
Cross in the dark by Touch The Dark reviews
FINAL PART TO THE SERIES BUT IS LONGER. After Spike's request to take him to Stormcage, The Doctor informs the vampire that something bad is coming back and tells him that he needs to tell his secret in order to save the people he cares about. But is it that simple? How will Giles react when he finds out Spike's earth shattering secret from Quentin Travers?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Spike, 11th Doctor
Not Again! by Yovillelova reviews
See Dr. Spencer Reid and Bella Swans relationship grow and where does Edward stand with the new relationship between both Agents. Sequal to my story Undercover. Thank you for the amazing reviews on Undercover and can't wait to see your reviews here.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - S. Reid, Bella
To annoy a potions master by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione has changed since the war, deciding to have some fun she comes up with a list of ways to annoy Severus Snape, what will happen when she puts her plan into action? Read and find out, eventual HG/SS pairing and a little bit of Drarry too. review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gorgeous Bloke, Isn't He? by bluedawn01 reviews
After a particularly squelched adventure, Rose demands a night in and Nine tries to deliver while they both war with themselves over just being "friends". Rose tries a few different theories on why he's not interested in her and the Doctor proves, without a doubt, that he most certainly is.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Into the Galaxy by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
What if Bella never told the Cullens her actual past? What is she herself didn't remember? What if she was actually a companion of the 11th Doctor? What if in the 12 years he's away from Amy, the Doctor meets Bella. Better summary inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Bella
Fetish by Cthulhus-Orchid reviews
Snape is bored with routine, and begins to daydream. Ginny earns herself a detention with Professor Snape, and surprises him with a fetish of hers. Oneshot. Snape/Ginny. Lemon. RATED M FOR A REASON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
Glamours and Lies by sick-atxxheart reviews
A little girl is born in Azkaban one night. She is adopted, and gains a new identity. But when Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts, the glamour begins to fade and her true parents are revealed- Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange. The darkness calls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Cold Hands by Kuroi Mercenary reviews
She piled up the years of how hard she work to not let others see her through, to not feel the emotion "Love" beyond the family and friendship. Yet why, when she met Shirogane, the King himself, it just broke, everything broke. AU? ShiroganexFEMALE!Akira. Rated M for suggestive themes and language. OCC warnings!
Monochrome Factor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Shirogane, Akira N. - Complete
Familiar by fashionnightmare reviews
Every 2 years of her life Clary Fray was brought to Magnus and each time she was made to forget him and everything he was involved in. But when she goes to a party with some shadowhunters why is the host so familiar and why is he looking at her like that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,297 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B.
A Good Man is Hard to Find Good Sex is Even Harder by potterlove12 reviews
A SSHG oneshot. Rated M for obvious reasons.. Language, sex, etc. The title kind of says it all. Will little Miss. Granger finally find a good man AND good sex? Or will she fall into bed once again with another mediocre man?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And The Moon Fell High by MidnightDreams261 reviews
Eric Northman, Vampire and Hermione Granger, Witch. Their worlds collide sending them on a crash course together and these two unlikely people must learn from each other as they are brought unintentinally together.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Hermione G., Eric N.
Look Into My Eyes by Dark.Heart.Lover reviews
Yay! my very first Fanfic! i do not know how to write a summery cuz this story is not finished yet. if you are a IdoxEona fan all you need to know is that might want to read this story. AU and OOC in still story. takes place after EONA finishes with lots of Ido x Eona stuff. please read, the story is way better than this summery.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
Charmingly Charmed by HmmreallyenjoyHP reviews
Hermione has a charms accident. Harry and Snape come to her rescue and end up claiming her as their own. Some lactation. Animagus cat claiming mate HP/HG/SS no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Different Type of Furry Little Problem by blue artemis reviews
Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
It shouldn't have happened by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
A drunken mistake, a night of Lust.Hermione is trying to forget it ever happened, but our favorite professor is having none of that. Will she give in to him? WARNING Snape is Dominant possessive and cruel I know that all BDSM relationships should be consensual and have safewords,aftercare and a lot of communication. this one doesn't it's just a fantasy. Drarry so mentions of slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,799 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Joined by DragoneyeScribe reviews
Eona forcefully reads Ido's mind by linking their Huas. What she finds out turns her world upside down. EonaxIdo. Fluff. Oneshot.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
Hua of the Stars by DragoneyeScribe reviews
Eona is ordered to guard Ido for the night, much to his amusement. Fluff. Oneshot. EonaxIdo.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
The Professor's Pet by DaughterOfTheBrownCoats reviews
Before Snape's EveryWoman, a look into the begining of the relationship between Professor and Students. Will contain kinky,probably BDSM-y lemons a little later. Come read and play in my version of JKR's world! Very much Alternate Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Falling in love with a street racer! by LovelyGirl51 reviews
Set after Edward left in New Moon. Bella is running trough the forest searching for Edward, when she has a thought about Charlie. She stumbles upon a road and someone interesting traveling down it. Follow Bella as she falls in love with a street racer. [rewriting]
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Brian, Bella
Blatantly Belated by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"Right, I shouldn't pry," Donna reminded herself before blinking, "Although I've got to ask…." "Yes?" Hermione smiled. "Whose shirt are you wearing?" she whispered with a grin as she blushed. She pulled her feet up on the chair with her, biting her lip as she blushed and wrapped her arms around her bare knees, "Ahh – the Doctor's." "What?"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
I Do What You Refuse to Do by LostK9Girl reviews
What if the Bella we all know and love was only an act? What if she had a symbiotic relationship with a certain alien? What she was only using the Cullens to further her own goals? And finally what if a certain Potions Master was her uncle? What a wild ride that would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Severus S., Bella
Magnets by SnowKoyuki13 reviews
Booth's cousin, Lexi, comes to work at the Jeffersonian. She and Zach don't seem like a very compatible couple, but maybe, just maybe, these two opposites will attract. Not that there isn't anything standing in their way. ZachxOC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,966 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Zach A.
Love, War, and Veelas by forbbidenfruite reviews
Veela!Voldemort mate! Hermione Voldemort wins and finally takes Hermione as his own.However there are some problems. Hermione wont accept him, the Malfoy boy wont stop flirting with her, and the boy-who-lived still wont die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,057 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Remembering the Past by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
She had no recollection of anything that happened to her two years ago. When two familiar boys introduced themselves as Sam and Dean Winchester, Hermione Granger reckoned she will finally have the answers she had been looking for. HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Trench-Coated Angel".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Tom's Bella by Yami-Red-Uchiha reviews
So I thought that I should do my own spin on Twilight's Bella Swan and HP's Voldemort. Rated M for mature scenes. AU OOC ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Voldemort, Bella - Complete
Look out Hogwarts by WhatHappenedToGeorge reviews
Wednesday's uncle Fester is marrying Debbie and she's been shipped off to hogwarts to avoid Camp Chippewa, told from her point of view as she's put in slytherin and a handsome second year Draco Malfoy catches her eye.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Draco M., Wednesday A.
Trench Coated Angel by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"I mean, you appeared to me with all your trench coat, blue eyes, and bloody angel-powered glory, claiming that I'm important in some damn Apocalypse," she softly slurred. "What's not there to love, Castiel?" HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Prequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Possession by Goldilocks 92 reviews
Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Crazy in love by Kat Addy reviews
This is a story focusing on Zack Addy and his time in the asylum where he falls in love with a boy named Riely. Zack will have to come out to his friends and family and he will have to pry open not only his own heart but that of a crazy boy he never knew.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Zach A.
Chasing the Sun by heungsoon reviews
With certain visitors dropping in, Isabella Swan's got to face her past, release all these secrets she's been keeping, and own up to her lies. Can she keep her past a secret, or lose herself trying? Discontinued.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Castiel, Bella
Kitten by Satan'sPixie reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret, one that some would kill for and that others would die to protect. When her secret comes to light, how will she react to the side that wants to protect her and her secret? And how will she react to who her soul mate is? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Detention by TattooShadow reviews
Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love in the Lab by Sousamaphone reviews
It seams the new intern has a plan to shake things up in the Jeffersonian lab. When her past comes tumbling back to her future, she must make a decision that will change everyone's life! Set between 3&4 in an AU. Canon Pairings and Zack/OC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Zach A.
Prince of the Prides by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry may have defeated Voldemort but that doesn't mean he's able to ignore his hero complex. Much to Severus's dismay they end up in Africa trying to end a dispute that has gone through the ages.LK characters are HUMAN. SLASH SevxHarxSimxKovu oneshot!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
To be or Not to be by THEQueenDeathEater reviews
Hermione is kidnapped by the Death Eaters and something she never would have expected is revealed, and because of that she must have a very intense werewolf protector. I suck at summaries, I promise The story is a million times better!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Maid of Honor by AgentSwan reviews
What happens when Garcia asks Bella to be her maid of honor? Will she say yes when she has issues with the best man? This is a os for tYNiSHa 12. Rated M for a reason
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/3/2012 - D. Morgan, Bella - Complete
Cuddling by momoxtoshiro reviews
A yokai infestation at Ayakashi Kan finds the residents weary and at risk. When Ririchiyo starts feeling lightheaded, what can Soushi do to make her well again? Fluff
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
An Angel Of The Lord by heungsoon reviews
Isabella Swan's keeping secrets. With surprise visitors dropping in, it's getting harder and harder to keep them bottled up. HIATUS for editing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Castiel, Bella
Keeping Secrets by Spikesslayer8 reviews
Armed with fake I.D's 16 year old Elizabeth Buffy Summers and her best friend Cordeila Giles head out to L.A's hottest club intending on meeting up with Cordy's older, secret boyfriend Xander but when Cordy and Xander bail on Buffy she meets the man of
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,778 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Life in Black and White by blue artemis reviews
this is alternately called Tale of Muse. WARNINGS: Explicit Sex, light bondage, Spanking. If these things trigger you, please don't read. If you are under 18, please don't read. This was marked mature for a reason. This is not an SS/HG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Elizabeth Morgan, meet Dr Addy by blacky-green reviews
AU. Begins S3E1. Elizabeth Morgan is Dr. Hodgins new assistant. This fic begins when she meets the well-loved Dr. Addy and will progress to cover their developing relationship. Will they find love? What is in store for our beloved Dr. Addy? T to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Zach A.
Bones Fallen for the 'Geek' 1 by Irrelevant86 reviews
So this is about a girl who moves in with Booth, because someone is stalking her, and her stepmother wants to make sure that she's safe
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - S. Booth, Zach A., OC
The Singer Way by wiblywoblytimeywimey reviews
After a tragic loss, Bella Singer is forced to move to Forks and start a normal life. So what happens when she meets Edward and he begins to suspect she might be hiding something?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Dean W., Bella - Complete
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Alternate Almost Lover by xenathefanwarrior
This is an alternate chapter 8 of my unfinished fanfiction Almost Lover. I highly suggest you go read that before this, just so it makes sense.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
To Tame A Veela by BurningCrashingRaining reviews
Hermione Granger has returned for her final year at Hogwarts. After shocking news, she travels to America to live and study for two years with her cousin Carmi. Unfortunately, she has to bring her stubborn Veela mate along. T for language and maturity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Self Exile by sarhea reviews
Tired of how she's treated in the wizarding world, even after the war, Hermione decides to make a life for herself in the Muggle world. When Bobby Singer asks for her help she can't refuse and tries to help Sam Winchester. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Sam W.] Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Power Hungry by Emertheawesome reviews
Barty finds her perfectly powerful. Hermione just finds him annoying. SwirlsofBlack is, once again, a fantastic beta. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
A Test of Troubles by dressagegrrrl reviews
A man should never willingly let go of what is his. Written for the 2011 round of the SSHG Exchange. Sex, language, angst. AU EWE SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shinigami by PeopleHelpThePeople reviews
Recently an large amount of Hollows have appeared in the town of Forks. Rukia, Ichigo and Kon are sent there to get rid of the threat and find out why a certain teenage girl is being attacked by the monsters.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ichigo K.
My Clever Cricket by LittleMulattoKitten reviews
When the Cullen's leave, Bella get protection from an unlikely sorce...the Cullens come back finding her mildy injured and she takes them to meet her protector...her Master. Crappy summary. BellaxSessho Enjoy! M for language and possible lemons.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sesshomaru, Bella
Basket Case by DivinelyUnrefined reviews
Charlie has always been in check with her emotions. Zack is a logical and rational being. However, when the two meet and start to harbor feelings for one another, all that goes out that window. And it drives them crazy, but maybe that's not so bad. Right?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zach A.
Back To December by Blinded-Kit reviews
He came back, and now he has to live with the person who he suppose to hate. But hate can turn into love fast. After a very long hiatus, I finished it. So enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Hunted by LilyAurora reviews
As she made her way back from the kitchen with her tea in hand; she didn't notice the dark shadow move across her garden making it's way closer to the house...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Hey You, I Love Your Soul by Blinded-Kit reviews
Mason was there to reap her soul
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Mason - Complete
Tell Me Lies by Blinded-Kit reviews
Hermione's at PPTH, but why? Was she Brought there? For who? Will House ever figure her out? Rated M for mature content in later chapters. Thank you
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hermione G., G. House
Convertimini Tempus by Lady Evadne reviews
With Draco gone, one last Horcrux to find and everyone depending on her, Hermione does what she needs to do. Dumbledore's task sounds easy enough, but it gets harder when Tom Riddle decides that Hermione must be his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,383 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Rays Of His Sun by sydneysages reviews
ClaireOliver.They meet and he's intoxicated by her; they meet and she hates him. Follow them through time and how they come to be together. GH to CC. AU, obs, since it's ClaireOliver. Go on and read and review!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Oliver, Claire D. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by julesmonster reviews
Booth's great aunt dies and leaves him an inheritance. The only problem is he has to be married for a year to claim it. When no one else steps up, only Zack is left to help. Slash Booth/Zack. Very mild M rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
From no Family to a Weird One by ilovemedia18 reviews
alex has to go from one foster home to another and finally ends up in the care of fbi agent booth. She's tough and is hiding a lot of secrets and talents, some she ain't to proud of. But what happens when she meets a certain socialy inept scientist? OFC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Zach A., S. Booth
Pretty The World by queenofthelooneybin reviews
Sweets finds out the sister he thought he imagined is real. She becomes part of his life, as well as the lives of several others, including Zach. But happily ever after may be hard to reach. Re-write of Sooner Surrender.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - L. Sweets, Zach A.
The Path of Power by Kurlan Aank reviews
AU. The Dursley's abuse on a young Harry Potter changed the kind hearted man into another younger Voldemort. A very different Harry Potter is going to Hogwarts. Feature's Dark!Harry and Dark!Hermione Manipulative Dumbledore. Weasley Bashing. Being rewritten
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Snakes and Lions by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is thrown back in time where SS and LM are 7th years. The Gryffindors ignore her but two Slytherins decide she is worth their time. SS/HG/LM. READ WARNINGS INSIDE. Don't like, don't click. Probably OOC, AU, not canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dark Mistress by chris62287 reviews
'You know, even after all this time and all this torture she has inflicted on me, I still can't blame her. Oh no, I blame Edward f**king Cullen and when I get out, I will take him down.' Edward leaves, victoria finds and tortures bella, voldy shows up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Voldemort, Bella - Complete
Of All The Legacies by 07XReflectional reviews
Kinra's story. She was a girl too at a point. Fighting for what Eona also fought for. She was not just the last Mirror Dragoneye before Eona. She was also a girl. With a lot of heart and love for everyone. RxR. Rated T just in case.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Mirror Dragon, Rat Dragon
Leaving Behind by ohthiswritingchick reviews
What happened in DHp1 when Scabior wanted to have some fun with his beautiful. Warning: Contains rape. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Euphoria by XxScriboxX reviews
Hermione finds herself the victim of a strange spell while stranded in the Lestrange home. When Rabastan comes across her, it is only to easy…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Rabastan L., Hermione G. - Complete
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Whole World Apart by JakeGoldbergGrownUpsLover reviews
After Edward left Bella decided to go back to Hogwarts. But she lied about allot in Forks. Her real name is Crystal, she is 15 GASP! , and most importantly, she is a witch. Note: My name used to be Gryffindorchic2, but I changed it to SLYTHERINCHIC41315.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Draco M., Bella
Serpens Mendax Nigra by Chebrisha reviews
The Cullens all thought she was hidding something. They never thought it was something like this. Rating may go up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Bella
Moon Lust by Villainess Foul reviews
DARK FIC! Hermione's world was turned completely upside down when a werewolf decided she was his. Thrown into a completely new world she must learn and adapt to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Raspberry Mocha's by gemmi999 reviews
"Hodgens explained it to me." Zach said the next day as Booth dropped off the cup of coffee. "He said you wanted to sleep with me, and that this is a normal first step."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Trapped by cheshireSophini reviews
Rodolphus is on the run. He and the surviving Death Eaters are working to resurrect their Lord. Rodolphus gets injured in his animagus form while on a mission. Hermione takes him in, not knowing who he truly is...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L.
Unexpected Family by hermoine snape reviews
The Ministry has passed a Marriage Law to replenish the Wizarding Race. A rape before the war changed Hermione's life giving her son, Tobby. When a man moves into her neighhood gives her love and hope for a father for Tobby. Will the law allow happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Shameless by Kat Evans reviews
Smut. Yes, smutty, hot, tortuous sex. Light bondage and heavy passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
dominateing hermione by madmaddy2011 reviews
this is a story of a girl kidnapped and tortured to become a subbmissive mate to fenrir greyback not for under 16 there will be swearing and sex scenes non of the characters are mine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
Mysterious Animagus by Failuresnot2try reviews
In her fifth year Hermione was raped by a mysterious animagus and has sworn revenge, but what happens when she finds out the man that she loves is the same person that raped her? And why doesn't he remember what he did to her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,627 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Taming Hermione by Messalove reviews
It's Hermione's seventh year in Hogwarts but shes not too happy to see her old potions master once more, especially since he wants her as his sex slave!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snowed Under by julesmonster reviews
Booth gets snowed in with Zack and must face his hidden desires. Slash SB/ZA. Mild BDSM. Second Story in the Rainbow Inn Universe but may be read alone.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
Shinigami and Vampires by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
Ichigo Rukia Kisuke and Yuroichi come to Forks to investigate "strange" murders in Seattle and end up going to the same school as the Cullens.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
Imperio by goddamnitjazmine reviews
Sometime after the Second Wizarding War, Scabior hunts down Hermione to finally satisfy his cravings of her. Warning: Rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
Desires by Rayne-slave reviews
Hermione explores her more submissive desires with two unexpected lovers. Pwp. Hermione/Rabastan/Scabior
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
We Are Broken by Lynn Kyzar reviews
After her family is killed she turns to the only family she has left. A cousin she's only seen once in the past 3 years. Booth takes her with him to the Jeffersonian and catches the eyes of a certion squint. ZachOC BxB later.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Zach A., OC
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With Tied Wrists by wondergirl9879 reviews
She knew it was too late. Perhaps succumbing was the only option after all. Warning: Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior
Keeping Her by Rayne-slave reviews
A short smutty piece featuring Hermione/Rodolphus/Rabastan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Caught In The Act by HexxKitten reviews
**STORY COMPLETE** SS/HG Teacher and Student are 'caught in flagrante' in the Potions Classroom... or are they... BDSM, Bond, Language, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, Spank adult story but not underage fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplistically Complicated by randomchick1995 reviews
Booth hasn't seen his neighbor in over 15 years. When she comes to town, he wants to introduce his "little sis" to everybody else. Abby is just about as socially inept as Zack, but how's she supposed to make friends when Booth is overprotecive?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Zach A., S. Booth
Lex Talionis, The Law of Retaliation by thecellarfloor reviews
Dark eyes. She caught a glimpse of him before she was swallowed by pitch black once more, into a void of darkness... DARK.ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Puppy Lust Big Dog Sex by XxHisLilLoverGirlxX reviews
Kagome decided to stay at her best friend's house for the night… well you're just going to have to read to find out what happens next. Rated M for later chapters. Story will be short.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Trouble With Myths by LostInTehShadows reviews
Charlie has decided to open a boarding house. So Renesmee and him wouldn't be so lonely. But when there is only four humans in the house, it gets crazy. There are some typo's, we apologize for this.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sesshomaru, Renesmee C./Nessie
Doctor My Doctor by Lost child of Gallifrey reviews
The Doctor meets a small child that has been abused.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Molly W.
Mine by Klbblk reviews
The dark lord has everything but the one person who made him feel things he never thought possible. The sequel to 'His'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,592 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Yule Ball by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
AU. Bill sees Hermione in a different light. One-shot for now. Companion 'Late night talk' is now published!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Together by GinnyMastrani reviews
After a tip from Spike, Brennen decides to brew a truth potion to find out why Booth is so mysterious. She finds out somethings she really rathered she hadn't and so does Zach.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Angelus, Zach A. - Complete
Thrown Into the World of Wizardry by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Will eventually be SSHG. After a tragedy, 10 and a half year old Hermione is thrown into the world of wizardry for protection. But when the girl who seemed so Gryffindor is sorted into his house, Severus takes her under his wing. Rated M for later...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
She Who Must Not Be Named by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Voldemort finally realizes how dangerously close he is to being defeated, so he tells his best Death Eater to bring him a student worthy of the title 'She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named'. "Bring me the heart of the Golden Trio, Severus. Bring me Hermione Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Bringing Down the City by EdwardsHotButJaspersHotter reviews
A little after NM, Bella learns she is a slayer and moves to L.A and joins the A.I team. A demon comes to town and wants to take over, but first he has to destroy the only thing from stopping him doing that. The Slayer.
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009
Lullaby by shampoo147 reviews
Scabbers is a sweet rat, but Peter's a desperate rat. Every night he shows this to his young master, Percy Weasley. Rated for rape and child molestation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Percy W., Peter P. - Complete
My White Knight by Ayla C. Raspus reviews
I never really imagined that being saved so many times by the same person could get so irritating...but was i going to do? He was kinda growing on me drcox/OC A.U.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry
The List by Laurielove reviews
The final-year Gryffindor girls compile a list ... although Hermione seems oddly detached. One-shot. M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Perfect Crime by Shantel Lukasik reviews
Ellie comes to the Jeffersonian to work with her cousin as she is aspiring to become an anthropologist. The last thing she expects is to be charmed by the least likely of her co-workers. Nor does he expect to be entranced by this new girl. Zack/OC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Zach A., OC
Nomad Princess by silverwings1986 reviews
Another spin off on Bella meeting vampires when she was eight. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, James
The Backs of Hurricanes by wingedraksha reviews
He didn't expect this girl, this girl who smells like God. Now, Bella is trapped in a new kind of game, and how do you win if there are no more rules? Bella/James, an alternate ending.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, James
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Games People Play by magalena reviews
A game of 'Truth or Dare' ensues; is Severus up to the challenge? Adapted from a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge, 'Truth or Dare'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Willing Bride by SnapeSnogger21 reviews
Unfortunate circumstances may force Hermione and Snape to marry. Voldemort and Dumbledore find that this may be useful to their means, and it may ultimately lead to triumph or defeat. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Peace in Darkness by Curse Weaver reviews
Hermione gets a much bigger gift than she could have ever imagined for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Reasons by lunaryu reviews
Booth is having a hard time ignoring Zack lately, partly because he’s not only extremely annoying, but also infuriatingly cute and distracting. BoothZack-SLASH
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2010 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
In Love With Snape by kc9265 reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella falls in love with some one else. Guess who, Severus Snape of course! New Moon/Goblet of Fire Crossover. BXS. M for adult content later in the story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Severus S., Bella
Sinful Love by Kailah Winchester reviews
Bella left after Edward to go home to her husband and family. What happens when The Cullen's come to help them fight Wolferman & Hart? Will there be fight's of jealousy, and anger? will there be bitchyness? read and find out!
Crossover - Angel & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Connor, Bella
Tattoo by Estra reviews
Slash "It's your life, your body," he evened out. "And your death when Booth finds out." est. Zack/Booth Rated for violent language.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Free to claim oooo Revamped! oooo by Adra Lamia reviews
What if Hermione loved Harry but he didn't love her, what if she drifted away from him? What if Harry realized he loved her too but what if she moved on? What if she gave her heart and more,to someone else? Currently beeing revised!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Spike, Hermione G.
Our First Kiss by cgluv reviews
Snape gives Hermione a lesson in giving up control in return for a first kiss. romance with a dominant twist
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Salazaars Situation by Sexy-Alek reviews
Salazaar Slytherin and Godric Griffindor find themselves in Hermione Grangers living room! She allows them to stay in her home for as long as they need, but as time goes by she finds herself becoming attached to Slytherin... SSXHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Salazar S., Hermione G.
Dark Seductions by Solas-Divided reviews
Everything was lost to her. Everything, except him. Angst, Dark, Drama, Horror, One shot, Porn Without Plot, Romance, Smut with Substance, Suspense, Tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Mistakes He Made by Got-a-quill reviews
“FENRIR! LET ME OUT! GREYBACK! PLEASE! THEY CAN HELP ME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? HELP ME” She shrieked as she collapsed onto the ground and sobbed. Fenrir could hear her pleas... What has happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,616 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Fenrir G., Hermione G.
Scientific Kisses by Greytune reviews
"I'm telling you, Bones" Booth said as they entered the Jeffersonian, "A kiss is more than just a kiss." One-shot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Smile by Estra reviews
Zack grinned and Parker gaped a little. "You look really pretty when you smile, Zack!" Booth/Zack
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
A deal with the Dark Lord by granger-malfoy reviews
Hermione make a deal with the Dark Lord,she ends up spying for the light side, she will soon have to keep up her side of the deal,Lets hope Harry can finally defeat him or Hermiones in for the worst time of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Blood magic and other mating habits by Shandra23 reviews
An accident in the Black library causes Hermione to face her fate...or better her mate! Hermione/Salazar Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Drunk by lilmisblack reviews
The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
His by lilmisblack reviews
Her heart belonged to her husband but her body...her body was his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
A Gun To Your Head by Estra reviews
Booth/Zack -"Usually, when someone has a gun pointed at me, yeah, I'll do what they say, but since the chance is very low, not usually." Now includes second half.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Not Logical by luckycharms92 reviews
Booth finds out he has a daughter he never knew of until a few days ago. Her mother passed away and now she has gone to live with him. Booth introduces her to the squints but does she catch the eyes of a certain one? Read and find out.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,673 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Allison Cameron has a past, and it affects her everyday of her life. Whilst she fights to keep her past secret, she can't stop her past and present from intertwining. HP/House crossover- not your usual crossover. Hameron. was my 1st ever fanfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - [Hermione G., G. House] - Complete
Anastasia AKA Zack by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Zack dresses up like a chick to see if he can get Booth to admit his feelings or just fall for the girl he is. Zackbooth A.K.A zeeley
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Of Human Bondage by Emily Waters reviews
Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Astronomy by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGCW: Hermione's taken to late night wanderings, and Charlie wants to know why. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Tattoo by kimmiesue reviews
A simple oneshot about Charlie and Hermione who are both living on the reserve in Romania. It is much better than the summary sounds although it is a bit fluffy, so please R&R! Rate M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Life with the wolf by Got-a-quill reviews
“Yes, your scent, is something different, I want it, and I will have it” He sneered.“I’m a mud blood; do you really want me within your ranks?” Hermione said, hoping he would reject her. “Blood does not matter, in wolf packs, only the bite”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
You're My Past, Present and Future by venusmercurysunev reviews
Time travel. Affairs that last for years. 1945, Hermione Granger has come from 1998. With her chances of getting home looking slim, she seeks out the only man who can help her - her husband who has no idea who she is. 3RD IN THE KIDNAPPED SERIES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,643 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Speak Not by Cursed-PirateChick reviews
It's Miss Weasley's 18th birthday party and Harry has a surprise for her however, the Ministry of Magic has an even larger one for Miss Weasley and Miss Granger. A Marriage law! HG? & GW? Not a HGGW fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Uninvited by The Eloquent Quill reviews
“Severus, please-“I take a step back, and find my back pressed against the door. “You are frightening me." RATED M FOR MATURE. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Scroll of Laquexia by Bored-is-my-favorite-word reviews
Dumbledore has been hiding something and its about to kick him in the ass.Who is the Dementor Prince and what does he want with Harry?Wait Harry's his mate!OCHP!Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P.
Dark love by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is taken by death eaters and given to Voldemort, who instead of killing her, see's something in her that intrigues him, allowing her to live and possibly become more to him whether she likes it or not. TR/HG, M for later chapters. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
These Brown Eyes by of Iris reviews
WIP, rape and slash warnings I got you… COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Memoirs by venusmercurysunev reviews
Hermione back from the dead? Voldemort young again? Hauntings, death threats, affairs, friendships, life as the Dark Lord's wife is a trialing life. How will she cope? 2ND IN KIDNAPPED SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,378 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Unbreakable by Cursed-PirateChick reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, a girl who has turned 18 and has found out a secret about her family from her trusted Headmaster Albus Dumbledore. On her way home a surprise awaits that will change her life forever, and Miss Granger also has 2 dangerous stalkers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Unfamiliar Feelings by pplhater2493 reviews
Hermione's life is not as everyone thinks it is. When she finds out she is adopted, her world gets more complicated and she has to spend the summer with the Potions Master of Hogwarts. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kidnapped by venusmercurysunev reviews
Voldemort orders his Death Eaters to kidnap Hermione. But . . . . why? Why does Voldemort want Hermione? What is he planning? Will Hermione live to tell the tale? Read and Find out. 1ST IN SERIES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,777 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A dark offer by granger-malfoy reviews
she is beaten and starved by her father until she is saved by the cruelist person, no one else on the light side cares about her, will she accept the offer to join the dark side and become the Dark lady?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G.
Obsession of the Nymph by Cora Zabini reviews
Hermione has been Kidnapped on the orders of Lucius Malfoy.... Follow his Obsessive love for Hermione. I know real bad summary but i can't think of one. hehe Just read it! OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mary Had A Little Skirt by Mage of the Heart reviews
HGSS fun. An attractive student brings out the cheeky side to Professor Snape in a detention. But the rude nursery rhymes and Limericks lead to a little more than he expected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Rezzed Out reviews
A drunken game of Truth or Dare on the night before Hermione’s wedding makes her question her true feelings for her groom. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoying Snape by American Punk reviews
Because of the war being over the Golden trio get bored, and what's a better thing to do than annoy Snape? But things change when a prank goes awry. Now Hermione realizes that she has feelings for the bat of the dungeons and he feels the same about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dreams of the Sweet Forbbiden by Nikki Lady of the Western Lands reviews
Kagome is upest because of something that happened with Inuyasha and Sango at the New Years Party... she runs away, drunk and scared... but who will help her learn the answer to the great mystery beyond her new confusion... love or lust... SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
New Changes by Libracourt reviews
2 years later. Kagome is 17 and catches Inuyasha with Kikyo once again. Sick of it she runs away and bumps into Sesshoumaru. Rin is sick and Kagome offers to care for the child, but thought it all will love form between the lord of Ice and the miko?ch33!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,287 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Addiction by TheLadyValura reviews
LVHG drabble. Hermione's inner conflict. Voldemort's perspective added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Birth Control and Bananas by muzicfan5 reviews
This is my reponse to the PotterPlace Sex Ed at Hogwarts Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Glass Pyramid by Bellamar reviews
This is my responce to the MakeOver Sex!God Snape Challenge by SouthernWitch69 & PlaidPooka.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kitten's Padfoot by Jen P Conn reviews
Hermione and Harry get pulled back in time because of an accident. They end up in 1977 with the infamous 'Marauders! Together Harry and Hermione make great friends, bad enemies and the fall in love with forbidden people, after all forbidden fruit tastes t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Of Firewhiskey Wanderings by FuschiaContessa reviews
Snape is drunk, and tired of waiting for Hermione. Hermione is alone in the library. Oneshot. Warning contains abusive and non consensual but nonetheless enjoyed sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Can't Help Who You Love by TXWitchywoman reviews
Hermione loses who she thought was the love of her life. She realizes life does indeed go on in a big way, with a certain potions professor. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,152 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You've become a part of me by cassandra evel reviews
Harry breaks Hermione's heart. She goes back in time and meets Tom Riddle. How will this affect the future and what side will she ultimately pick in the war? May contain sex scenes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Duet by Claire Daae reviews
(be warned fic contains: rape, Non-con incest, violence, and language)Bella Grundy is not your normal run of the mill eleven-year-old girl. For one thing she's a Memorgist and another her mother just happened to be a Death Eater. Year 1 of my HP series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
Truth Or Dare? by dierevolution reviews
I know its been done before, but the Truth or Dare story will never die! Never! A group of Hogwarts finest play truth or dare. What's a simple game of truth or dare? And where does it lead? I know its been done before, but i couldn't resist Het-sex and sl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Sweet Teeth 2: The Perversion Continues by Aras reviews
I have decided, after one particular reviewer, who knows who they are, that the meaning behind my writing Sweet Teeth has been lost by some. I will begin to rewrite this sequel to satisfy those who got the meaning behind the original story...for fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hold Me by cRudEdly reviews
[DISCONTINUED]contains rape, self-injury, teacher-student relationship, the pairing's SSHG (patience..). Hermione is being raped by her teacher, and (un)fortunately Snape's the one to find out. Can he help her to find her way back into her former life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Daughter of Mine by blackest-s0ul reviews
Lucius had a wife before Narcissa. One he loved. He was forced to divorce her when she could not have children...or could she. Set in the trios 7th year. (Not a LMHG romance sorry folks but it Lucius and Hermione are the main characters)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Bite Me by SevenAgainstThebes reviews
Valentine’s Day at Hogwarts is never normal. An especially libidinous flock of Veela make an appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
HARRY POTTER & THE PROPHECY OF VOLDEMORT by Fnxmoon reviews
COMPLETE Please R & R! NO KIDS ALLOWED! A prophecy is about to come true. Harry & Hermoine are together, but will Voldemort tear them apart? WARNING:Rape, torture, & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,129 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Rule by Henbane24 reviews
Everyone assumes that Harry Potter wil triumph over Lord Voldemort. What would happen if he didn't, and Hermione survived? My first fanfic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
No Tears Left by Tigerlily1 reviews
A girl wanders the ruins of an ancient prison once called Azakaban. She finds a diary. It reads: "My name is Hermione Granger. I am barely 18. But I am not a child. Voldemort destroyed that innocence. Because of him, I was thrust into this world of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2000 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Artemis Riddle: Child Of The Dark Lord reviews
Artemis is 15. She has now found out that Voldemort is her dad and her mom is dead. She was raised in the muggle world because Dumbledore took her when she was little. She can be light hearted but is also deadly. Taught by Gods and The Immortal; she is very powerful. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., OC