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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

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Bang, Bang by Pirate Chapel reviews
Love and forgiveness is a 12-step program. It's harder for some than others./ HxJ snapshot compilation.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete
sing me something i need by makapedia reviews
He might consider himself a composer for a moment, because there are harmonies between meister Maka and early morning Maka, the one who slides her hands beneath waist bands and strokes him lovingly, slowly.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
bite down hard, bite down by makapedia reviews
She's so afraid of becoming her parents. She's a legacy, after all.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
One Way Or Another by The Funky Potato reviews
He would make sure that they'd be together. One way or another. /Canon-ish/SasuHina/NaruSaku/BoruSara/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Bolt U., Sarada U. - Complete
we found love I think by War-god-beast-king-ledgend reviews
All I can say is naruino and menhina thats it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Menma U.
Hookup Culture by breeeliss reviews
"Toph Bei Fong?" "Yeah, but don't even think about it, dude. She's one of those debutante rich bitches that thinks she's hot shit cause she's got a decent fake. I'd go out of my way to hate her if she wasn't so hot." Taang College AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Aang, Toph] - Complete
Charms by WolfChick101 reviews
Hinata is living out her life as a normal Sophomore in high school when over the course of the last twelve days until Christmas, she receives a note, gift, and a charm for a charm bracelet from a secret admirer each day. Advent Calendar. Sort of discontinued/finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,984 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
In the Dark by mischievouswhit reviews
Tenten is a patient obsessed with gore, blood and death while Dr. Hyuuga is just trying to do his job, Sorry for the horrible summary. :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Fathom by songofhopeandhonor reviews
By the time he figures it out, she's already gone. Oneshot. Zutara, Jetara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Zuko, Katara, Jet - Complete
Nice Legs, Daisy Dukes by Star-Child-Yeci reviews
One Shot, Drabble Collection / Because Menma is strangely territorial and Hinata has better things...people to do. [Road to Ninja]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hinata H., Menma U., Sasuke U.
This is why Sasuke hates having neighbours by xtvntx reviews
Sasuke Uchiha thought his life couldn't get any more difficult than it already is with two sons who hate him, a crying baby, and a wife who he believes he doesn't deserve. Never mind all of that, in comes their new neighbour – a single father of three – who happens to be his wife's ex-sweetheart. Sasuke's life just got a hella lot more miserable. dedicated to my homie insomniasucks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] Gaara
Maternal Sonata: Crescendo by hmfan24 reviews
Hinata wakes up with children and a husband. The last thing she remembers is going to sleep as a 16 year old girl. Fortunately, she has a series of dreams that entail the link to where she is now - a mother, wife and renowned shinobi of the Uchiha Clan? Small edits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,484 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Hanakotoba no Kazukazu by SunshineSketch reviews
In which Sasuke Uchiha pursues Ino Yamanaka. A Road to Ninja prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,252 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Iced Coffee by davejade reviews
Everyday he comes in, everyday he orders the same drink, and everyday she watches him leave with one free cookie and an iced coffee. ((Humanstuck one-shot where Feferi works at Starbucks and Eridan is a regular. Thanks for reading! Reviews are greatly appreciated as always uvu))
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
The Concept of Forever by Aku No Kokoro reviews
The mind of a genius, as he looks at his life, a life without his friends. One-sided Edd/Marie.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Edd, Marie - Complete
Lonely by The Moose Warren reviews
A some-what character analysis of Aburame Shino. I couldn't do a decent summary to save my life, but I swear it's better on the inside.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Shino A. - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Road To Hinata Hyuuga by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Inspired by Road To Sakura. Funny short story of what would happen if The original Hinata and Hinata from Road to Ninja fell into eachother's universe. RXR. First chapter up, more to come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Hinata H.
Sake by Phantom Archangel reviews
Because when people look at Tsunade, what they see is her acomplishment at becoming Hokage. They don't see how many shots of sake it took to get there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Fine Dining by myfavoriteloser reviews
It's kind of hard to impress your girlfriend's parents when her brother won't stop making eyes at you from across the dinner table
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choices by percylover101 reviews
"Spirals," the man pondered dreamily. "My best friend used to love spirals."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Bounty Hunter and An Optimist by The Romance Chick reviews
Two beloved characters meet for a passionate night in the woods. AU of two of my favorite characters as a couple. PWP One shot. Rating for language and mature situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jun, Jet
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Parasite by Quiet Magician reviews
The Aburame's kikaichu have always been dark, and Shino has never been a normal Aburame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shino A. - Complete
Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
You're Welcome by axsce reviews
Life just isn't fair. Who said it was, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,451 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Notes by sunshard reviews
Hinata stared in confusion. In the margin of Sasuke's notes, underlined several times, was a name: Uchiha Hinata. AU, sillyfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Along the Way by DreamScene reviews
They grow up gradually amid homework assignments, projects and other distractions. Ninamori/Naota
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
One More Game by Beyond The Horizon reviews
It started with just a bit of drinking and a game of cops and robbers in the dark. I should have pieced together the disappearances. I should have opened my eyes to the real culprit behind it all. Psycho!Duncan/Courtney. Dark and twisted Halloween fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Pregnancy Fics by glockcourage reviews
Two drabbles revolving around Temari's pregnancy. OOC ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by shortcrust pastry reviews
Halloween-fic. Contest entry one-shot. Sasuke decides to play a Halloween trick on Hinata after she is forgotten by her friends. Romance & mild Horror, SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Operation New Girl by Nakoujou reviews
Namikaze Minato, Konoha High's most popular boy and fastest runner, must find a way into new girl Uzumaki Kushina's pants or else lose his inheritance to his friends. But can he do that without his best friend Mikoto defending Kushina?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,037 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Ultimatum by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Waltz of the Wicked by Nikkel reviews
Jet could see her across the dance floor, swirling and red and gold and beautiful... All he needed to do was work up the courage to be with her. [Jetzula]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Jet, Azula
the uchiha family reunion by hewhoistomriddle reviews
in the court of hell. Poetry. Cracky and rather sick.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Sugar by Kazerith reviews
Oneshot//KibaSaku//It started off with her seeing him without a shirt and realizing that, damn someone was hot. From then, all it took were a few nice words on his part, and feeling her up in the grocery store to get her to admit she noticed him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Masquerade by Geekoness reviews
The masks, the music, the magic. Sakura finds the man of her dreams but will he ever find out it was her they shared there magical moment with? KibaSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Perfect Fit by MikiMoto reviews
For Ino, finding the right guy is like finding the right pair of shoes. NarutoxIno, read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Twenty Lies by jin.toshikazu reviews
He can't tell the truth. She can't answer with silence. So they lie. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Frosting on Top by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It was really hard, Kiba was discovering, to seduce a girl who laughed at all your advances. Still, he could manage. Just with a bit of... sweetness. KibaSaku. Oneshot. For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Touch Without Feeling by J-Pop Princess reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and a darkness in them that may seldom be seen but when Ino refuses to back down she is confronted with a familiar man who has suddenly become a stranger and who is intent on making her see error of her ways. ShikaIno lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Quasi-Adult reviews
The transition from your senior year of high school to your freshman year of college is never an easy one. Especially when you've already missed out on your first three. Modern AU. NaruIno. SasuHina. SakuKiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ninjagram reviews
It's all fun and games until your dad sees your nudes. Crack?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Sarada U., Sasuke U., Bolt U., Naruto U.
This is why Ninjas don't have Internet reviews
Everyone just really hates each other. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Hurt reviews
Hinata is an idiot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Partnership reviews
When ten high school students from completely different ranks are forced to associate with one another for a pass or fail assignment, what happens to the rest of the school's social system? NaruIno SasuHina KibaSaku NejiTen ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
This is why the Uchiha's don't do family reunions reviews
Kids ruin everything. Especially Hinata and Sasuke's Hyuuchiha children. Enjoy several AU anecdotes on the Hyuuchiha's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,541 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Adored Adolescence reviews
Hanabi experiencing the awkward, exciting, and moody years of her young life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Hanabi H., Konohamaru S.
Blazed like Broadus reviews
Having a mutual friend was doing nothing for their relationship. RTN AU SasuHinaMenma. Inspired by Nice Legs, Daisy Dukes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Menma U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Piercing reviews
Another day at Pein's piercing parlor. Pien/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Dinner Party reviews
When a mysterious invitation comes from out of the blue, a handful of Konoha's best shinobi and their families are invited to a dinner party in their honors. Though suspicious the crew comply and attend, little did they know what sort of surprise was in for them. NaruIno SasuHina SakuKiba ShikaTema NejiTen. First Fanfic, so please be gentle. Future fic, AU/OC children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Daddy, I'm Pregnant reviews
The three dreaded words no man ever wants to hear come out of his teenaged daughter's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013
The Twelve Days Of ANBU Interrogation reviews
A dozen of our favorite ninja manage to get themselves into a jolly disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
Covet reviews
You always want what you can't have. NejiTen one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete