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Hello, my name is No.1HPfanLuvsHP. (What, you didn't think I'd tell you my real name, did you?) I write for Harry Potter, and I am in love with the following series:

Harry Potter

Hunger Games

Mortal Instruments

Percy Jackson

Kane Chronicles

Heroes of Olympus

Divergent

Please read my stories! I know they're not great, but I would really appreciate it!


Relationships I hate:

(HP)

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Luna

Ron/Luna

Neville/Luna

Neville/Ginny

Fred/Hermione

George/Hermione

Sirius/Lily

Remus/Lily

Sirius/Remus

Sirius/Severus

Remus/Severus

James/Remus

James/Sirius

James/Severus

Sirius/Hermione

Remus/Hermione

Draco/Hermione

Severus/Hermione

Severus/Harry

Draco/Harry

Draco/Luna

Draco/Ginny

Draco/Hermione

Lily Potter/Scorpius

Harry/Cho

Ginny/Luna

Ginny/Hermione

Ginny/Cho

Molly/Harry

Ron/Lavender

Dean/Ginny

Michael/Ginny

Hermione/Viktor

Angelina/Oliver

Alicia/George

Katie/George

Voldemort/Anyone

(HG)

Katniss/Gale

Prim/Gale

Prim/Peeta

(MI)

Clary/Alec

Jace/Alec

Jace/Simon

Clary/Simon

Maia/Simon

Jocelyn/Valentine

(PJO & HOO)

Percy/Hazel

Percy/Piper

Leo/Hazel

Leo/Piper

There's so many that I hate! So many bizarre ones too. Basically anything non canon, or unrealistic.

Relationships I love:

(HP)

James/Lily

Molly/Arthur

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Neville/Hannah

Luna/Rolf

George/Angelina

Bill/Fleur

Tonks/Remus

Percy/Audrey

Rose/Scorpius

Teddy/Victoire

(HG)

Katniss/Peeta

(MI)

Clary/Jace

Alec/Magnus

Isabelle/Simon

Maia/Jordan

Luke/Jocelyn

(PJO & HOO)

Percy/Annabeth

Hazel/Frank

Piper/Jason

Silena/Beckendorf

(MR)

Max/Dylan

Max/Fang

Ella/Iggy


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (and a wall, and a staircase...you get the picture.)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I was trying to stop a pan from rattling...whoops!)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (usually right after my birthday)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (almost though!)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 7/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink (it's the only colour I actually look good in)
x Go to your mum for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance. (both actually)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing.
Total 14/25


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Does my dog count?

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping...

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating lunch

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Can I say Malteasers?

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No, and I never will.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Okay, sorry (my mum was telling me to put my things away)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

CHOCOLATE!!!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Milk

10, Do you like your wallet?

It's a bit too big for my liking; my sister picked it out

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Ice cream =)

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I was supposed to today, but I suppose not...

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I have never watched a sporting event in my life.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

BUTTER!!!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My sister, asking where she was

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, a couple times. It was rather fun!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

I'm supposed to, but I don't

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

I'm not Christian...

19, Do you have a tan?

Unfortunately...I like my natural skin colour

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

I suppose so, pizza is rather unhealthy.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I don't drink soda; I'm a total water girl =)

22, What did your last text message say?

Ok, c u

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to school

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My homework and a pen.

26, What color is your watch?

Green and black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Koalas

28, What is your birthstone?

Garnet.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru, much easier

30, What is your favorite number?

7! HARRY POTTER 4EVER!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My friend, she wanted to know the Maths hw

32, Any plans today?

No...

33, How many states have you lived in?

2

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My dog, who won't stop barking!

35, Last song listened to?

Love Story, Taylor Swift

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yeah, it takes a bit of concentration though.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes, sometimes

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My trainers

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes, but I'm not telling you who...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I highly doubt it.

41, Do you love anyone?

Many people, but I'm not in love with anyone.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

YES

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Actually, I do...

46, What color is your car?

Gold :)

47, Do you like cats?

I do, but my dog doesn't...

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes, whoever made up these bizzare questions.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No...

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't really have any scars.


Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

YES!!!!!!!!!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Definitely.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Most of them.

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James (that's obvious)

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes, they are BRILLIANT!

Read All The Books?

See above.

What Do You Think Of JKR?

The best author in the world!

Favorites

Weasley?

Ginny!

Character, Overall?

Tonks, I believe

Female character

Luna (I wonder if she's seen any nargles lately...)

Male Charcter?

Sirius Black

Group Of Characters?

Fred & George

Adult?

Albus Dumbledore

Professor?

Slughorn

Relationship?

Ron/Hermione

Spell?

Bat-bogey hex

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate!!!!)

Place?

Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?

They are so alike, and you really can't have one without the other!

Product?

Patented Daydream Charms

Shop?

WWW

Least Favorites

Weasley?

NONE OF THEM!!! They are all awesome, even Percy!

Character, Overall?

Voldemort

Female?

Bellatrix Lestrange

Male?

Voldemort

Adult?

Voldemort

Student?

Marietta Edgecomb

Spell?

Crucio, at least with Avada Kedavra it's quick!!!

Book?

PoA, it's sort of boring.

Relationship?

Draco/Astoria Greengrass, I think he should've been with Pansy

Sweet?

Acid pops, poor Ron!

Death Eater?

Bellatrix

Shop?

Any shop in Knockturn Alley.

Place?

Malfoy Manor

Professor?

Lockhart. Most irritating professor in the world.

Couples - What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Hooray!

Harry/Hermione?

No, that's just weird...Like dating your siblings...

Harry/Ginny?

Hooray!!!

Harry/Luna?

No...

Harry/Pansy?

Ew!

Ron/Lavander?

Killing me here!

Ron/Luna?

Dies*

Ron/Pansy?

Dies again*

Ron/Fleur?

I think she's happy with Bill!

Hermione/Krum?

Maybe, but she and Ron are made for each other!

Hermione/Draco?

That's just plain GROSS.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

No.

James/Lily?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Lily/Snape?

Maybe, but I think it wouldn't have worked out.

Lily/Sirius?

Are you Sirius?

Lily/Lupin?

No way.

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Draco/Pansy?

I think that would work.

Fred/Angelina?

Yeah, they'd make a cute couple.

Bill/Fleur?

Yeah, they're perfect for each other.

Harry/Cho?

Only Ginny for Harry.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry.

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville.

Snape or Slughorn?

Slughorn.

Fred or George?

Both of them!!!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny. The second one's not even possible.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione. Again, the second one's not even possible.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

OH MY GOD YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione!

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

If I had to pick, Hermione/Krum. But it's always going to be Ron/Hermione for me.

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione! Obviously!

Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbeer.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily. I just realized that if Lily and Snape got married, Harry's full name would be Harry Severus Snape. Harry Snape. *shudder*

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch Weekly, the Daily Prophet isn't truthful.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Which Barty Crouch?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No, but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes, DH when Dobby died.

A Movie?

No, none of them were very real to me.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yeah, I was at the Dept. Of Mysteries with Harry and Hermione. Sorry Ron!

Been To A Fansite?

Yes.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yes.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

I was Hermione, usually.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

No...

What was it?

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?

Didn't have an obsession.

Did it/ Does it work?

See above.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yes! Dressed up like Hermione and Ginny twice.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Well, I did now.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

See above.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Umm...maybe. Mind your own beeswax!

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yeah, I suppose.

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

No. Potters always go for the red-heads.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Where do you think I am?

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

See above.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Well, how this be here if I wasn't?

What site?

This one, Einstein.

Do you write fanfiction?

Yes.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yeah.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yeah, when we went on a Harry Potter tour once.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Yep, the books and some other random stuff like a snitch and a timeturner.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

YES SO FUN!!!!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

I wish.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Hermione, usually.

Do You Agree With This?

Completely

What Are They?

Er, sorry?

Do you object to being Called By them?

Pardon?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Well, none of my mates are very big HP fans.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Tons.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

You're a Dolores.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Pretty much everything in life.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Yeah.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

You bet I do.

Have you re-read the books?

Yes, about 20 times.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Yes.

Have You Had An RP Party?

No.

Do You Want To?

Not really.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

No.

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No.

Do You Want To?

No.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

No.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

No.

Are You Going To Write One?

No.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Yes!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Let me spell it out for you. Y-E-S!


Question 1: What is your favorite/least favorite Harry Potter book and why?

My fave is probably GoF because that's the real turning point in the series, what with Voldielocks coming back and all. My least fave would be PoA because Voldielocks isn't even in it! Plus I think it's rather boring...

Question 2: What is your favorite/least favorite Harry Potter movie and why?

My fave is HBP because it is so funny! And romantic... I didn't like DH part 1 because it was mostly camping.

Question 3: Who are your favorite characters?

I love Ginny. She's so funny and fierce, practically my role model. I also love the absurd hilarity of Luna.

Question 4: What is your favorite spell?

I think it would have to be Reparo. I can't count how many times I've broken something and wished I could spell it back together!

Question 5: Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Siriusly? It would obviously be "Professor" Hagrid!!!

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Definitely Crouch Jr. He was strange in an amazing way.

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Luna Lovegood.

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

On Pottermore, I'm a Hufflepuff, which I wholeheartedly agree with.

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

Order of the Phoenix, obviously!!!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

I think maybe Neville. He's so sweet.

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Luna, of course!

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

AHHHH! !@*@*#%!@%*@#%!!!

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

I think I would have to say hippogriffs. So cool!

Question 15: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Or something more painful...Pain is good...8D

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Actually, I'm usually Hermione, even though I like Luna a bit more.

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

Bought it at the opening near my town.

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?

My sis read it first and then I got into it because at the time I was into everything she was. Then she stopped liking it, but I kept with it. And am I glad I did!!!

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I don't remember a memorable experience, per se, but my entire set is completely messed up. PS and CoS both have loose pages, PoA's cover is missing, GoF and OotP are ripped in half, HBP was hardcover and has big sections falling out, and DH was hardcover and is completely ripped in half, held together only by its spine. To say I read the series too much would be an understatement.

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Are you implying something about Twilight? Because I am forever Team Lightning (Obviously Robert Pattinson ISN'T!!!)

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Is Pigfarts an option? RUMBLEROAR!! But I have to say Hogwarts, if not.

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

I really liked the maze, because it was so full of mystery. But I imagine it would be quite boring to watch from outside.

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I was under the impression that he was a horrible human being and shouldn't even be classified as a human, but now I understand and think he should have been sorted into Gryffindor.

Question 24: Do you read or write Fan Fiction?

Yes, all of the above. Although I really do need to start writing again...

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

I'm so lazy, so I wish we could use Accio. That would be handy!

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?

Definitely Seeker. I am absolute rubbish at basketball (Chaser), cricket (Beater), and football (Keeper).

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

The part where the twins escaped from Hogwarts was legendary!

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

I wouldn't change a thing. Jo did things the way she did for a reason. We shouldn't try to change that. (Although I am such a hypocrite for typing that on Fanfiction! Then again, I do only write things in canon, so...I guess I don't change anything.)

Question 29: Would you join the DA?

Of course!

Question 30: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Noooooooo...He was incapable of love! Who wrote these questions anyway?

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

They're all so old fashioned...Nymphadora (DON'T HEX ME TONKS!!!), Hermione, Ginny...Hmm...I don't really know! Maybe Luna.

Question 32: What type of wand would you have?

My ideal wand would be the one I have on Pottermore: Apple and Phoenix feather, 10 3/4 inches.

Question 33: What would your pet be?

I don't really want a pet, as I have a dog at home.

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it?

The Weasleys of course! The best family around.

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

I think the Invisibility Cloak would be the most useful.

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?

Is that even a valid question? How can you have a FAVOURITE Horcrux?

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Of course! So cool!

Question 38: What would your patronus be?

Probably a cairn terrier (my dog's breed) or a swan (because I think I am graceful).

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?

Maybe a swan.

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

All of them minus the rat!

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Weasley's Wizard Wheeze's!

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

Regulus Black, because he was so brave to turn on Voldemort and then give his life to the Inferi so that one day Voldemort's Horcrux could be destroyed.

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

I think Fred & George.

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

I actually think Cedric should have won, because (1) Hufflepuffs deserve some glory, (2) Harry had enough fame, and (3) Cedric is loyal and honest and completely deserved to win.

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Emma Watson! She is so good as Hermione, especially in the first and second films.

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

I think all the actors were perfect for their roles.

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

I would probably wear something soft pink and flowing (pink is the only colour I look good in).

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

I think it's been over 25 times now. Siriusly!

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

My favourite couple is, of course, Ron and Hermione! They were right for each other from the start. We never got into Harry's relationship with Ginny until the sixth book, but you could see that Ron and Hermione would fall for each other in the end.

Question 50: Did you like this survey?

I do actually like filling out surveys!


UTTER RANDOMNESS


If you are NOT heartless and just don't like copying and pasting stories/poems about tragic events/ scenarios into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold stuff.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the bejeebees out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain.


Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we're better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prison bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful: hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance; I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride - Be afraid.

5. It's not that we're smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.


CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac.

6/9

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

2/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and/or writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night. (i'm HYPER at night. i don't know why!)

9/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. (I go hiking)
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. (occasionally)
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take no from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

3/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. (sometimes)
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

Looks like I'm a child of Hades...Not sure if that's good or bad.


MY FAVE HP QUOTES

I don't know how to break this to you...but I think they might have noticed that we broke into Gringotts. - Ron Weasley

I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. - Hermione Granger

Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? - Ron Weasley

Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back. - Ron Weasley

Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. - Fred Weasley

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! - Peeves

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. - Fred Weasley

Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough. - Ron

Alas! Ear wax! - Dumbledore

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Dumbledore

"Sir -- Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"

"Obviously, you've just done so." Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however."

"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"

"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks." Harry stared. - Harry and Dumbledore, Philosopher's Stone

"It wasn' Harry, Professor Dumbledore!" said Hagrid urgently. "I was talkin' ter him seconds before that kid was found, he never had time, sir —"

Dumbledore tried to say something, but Hagrid went ranting on, waving the rooster around in his agitation, sending feathers everywhere. "It can't've bin him, I'll swear it in front o' the Ministry o' Magic if I have to — "

"Hagrid, I —"

"— yeh've got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never —"

"Hagrid!" said Dumbledore loudly. "I do not think that Harry attacked those people."

"Oh," said Hagrid, the rooster falling limply at his side. "Right. I'll wait outside then, Headmaster." - Hagrid and Dumbledore, Chamber of Secrets

Does anyone ever wonder about Voldielocks' shoes? I mean, in the movies he's always barefoot but what if he steps on glass or something? He's got to have shoes somewhere, right? Then again, I can't imagine Voldemort going around trying to destroy the world wearing trainers or something like that...

Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army.


This is how I imagine the DA ( others) after the war: (italics is original, non canon) (Year of marriage in parentheses)

Harry Potter - Ginny Weasley (2002)

Hermione Granger - Ron Weasley (February 2004)

Alicia Spinnet - Lee Jordan (2009)

Angelina Johnson - George Weasley (2008)

Dean Thomas – Unmarried

Colin Creevey – Deceased in war

Dennis Creevey – Unknown (Muggle: Jane Loster (OC)) (2012)

Fred Weasley – Deceased in war – Augustus Rookwood

Katie Bell – Oliver Wood (2009)

Lavender Brown – Deceased in war – Fenrir Greyback

Neville Longbottom - Hannah Abbot (2005)

Parvati Patil – Deceased in war – Amycus Carrow

Seamus Finnigan – Unmarried

Anthony Goldstein – Unmarried

Cho Chang – Muggle (Mason Carter (OC)) (2005)

Luna Lovegood – Rolf Scamander (2004)

Marietta Edgecombe – Unmarried

Terry Boot – Unmarried

Michael Corner – Unmarried

Padma Patil – Unmarried

Ernie Macmillan - Susan Bones (2002)

Justin Finch Fletchley – Deceased – Went into hiding with family from Snatchers, but was found and killed with family

Zacarias Smith – Unmarried

Percy Weasley - Audrey Parker (1999)

Draco Malfoy - Astoria Greengrass (2003)

Viktor Krum - Anastasia Dimova (2001)

Gabrielle Delacour - Alexandre Papin (2010)

Dudley Dursley - Melissa Kraft (2003)

Child's name BIRTHDATE (reasons for middle names in parentheses) HOUSE IN CAPS

Theodore “Teddy” Remus Lupin April 28, 1998 (Maternal grandfather, father) GRYFFINDOR

Victoire Fleur Weasley May 2 2000 (Mother) GRYFFINDOR

Molly Elizabeth Weasley September 28 2001 (Maternal grandmother) GRYFFINDOR

Dominique Molly Weasley January 11 2002 (Paternal grandmother) GRYFFINDOR

William Jared Macmillan February 27 2002 (Paternal grandfather) HUFFLEPUFF

Lucy Helena Weasley March 16 2004 (Mother's maternal grandmother) RAVENCLAW

Svetlana Anelie Krum July 24 2004 (Maternal grandmother)

Louis William Weasley August 14 2004 (Father) HUFFLEPUFF

James Sirius Potter November 3 2004 (Father’s godfather) GRYFFINDOR

Alfred Patrick Macmillan December 29 2004 (Liked name) HUFFLEPUFF

Daisy Melissa Dursley February 6 2005 (Mother)

Frank Oswald Longbottom II March 8 2005 (Liked name) GRYFFINDOR

Scorpius Draco Malfoy October 24 2005 (Father) RAVENCLAW

Rose Cedrella Weasley December 12 2005 (Father’s paternal grandmother) RAVENCLAW

Albus Severus Potter April 22 2006 (Mentor of father, respected man) GRYFFINDOR

Lorcan Dabberblimp Scamander June 2 2007 (Creature mother believes in) HUFFLEPUFF

Lysander Humdinger Scamander June 2 2007 (Creature mother believes in) RAVENCLAW

Jade Cho Carter July 17 2007 (Mother) RAVENCLAW

Sarah Annabel Dursley December 14 2007 (Maternal grandmother)

Lily Luna Potter February 26 2008 (Friend) RAVENCLAW

Alice Hannah Longbottom June 16 2008 (Mother) HUFFLEPUFF

Hugo Septimus Weasley July 14 2008 (Father’s paternal grandfather) HUFFLEPUFF

Fred Percival Weasley October 16 2008 (Fred died while laughing because of him) GRYFFINDOR

Donald Dudley Dursley August 23 2009 (Father)

Roxanne Katherine Weasley June 6 2011 (Liked name) RAVENCLAW

Alexandra Angie Jordan November 12 2011 (Best friend) GRYFFINDOR

Anthony John Wood September 22 2012 (Liked name) GRYFFINDOR

Clara Appoline Papin August 13 2013 (Maternal grandmother)

Michela Gabrielle Papin January 21 2017 (Mother)


MY STORIES

Harry Potter: Voldemort's POV: The entire series told from Voldemort's point of view, starting with that fateful Halloween and going up until his death. *UPDATED 6-21-13* *ON HIATUS*

Harry's Temple Run: Just a funny little one-shot about the BoH when Harry's obsessed with Temple Run! *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Beyond the Veil (previously known as "The Last Enemy that Shall be Destroyed is Death": Lily and James after death watching Harry as he gets into all sorts of trouble. Will probably go up until the end of the seventh book, maybe into the epilogue. *ON HIATUS*

The Funeral of Fredrick Gideon Weasley: Harry realizes that he needs to help the Weasleys get around Fred's death. So he plans something special for Fred's funeral... *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Myrtle's Acquaintance: What really happened when Malfoy and Myrtle met in HBP. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Ronald, What Have You Done?!: Ron and Hermione's first date is not going too well for Ron. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Dumbledore and the Bean: The true story of how Dumbledore ate his vomit-flavoured bean and what on earth happened. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Ministry Mayhem: Fred and George hear of a Ministry official coming to Hogwarts, so naturally, they try to make the day more interesting. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Moments: How Neville and Hannah got together and how they spent their lives together. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Mirror: James and Lily talk late at night while he is on a mission for the Order. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

You Think About Me?: Harry and Ginny have a talk while trapped in a broom cupboard. *ONESHOT COMPLETE*

Also, make sure to look at my favourite stories list for amazing stories NOT written by yours truly! They are by truly amazing authors, so check them out!


Congrats! If you've made it to the end of my profile, it means you didn't die reading it! (Or you simply skipped to the end...cheater.) And now, I present to you a very not-good collection of stories by yours truly! Enjoy!

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Sickle Brilliance by diva.gonzo reviews
Collection of one-shots, all prompt based, submitted by readers and fans, for Ron and Hermione. Special guest appearances by Harry, Ginny, George, and the rest of the family. Rated T for crass language and humor. Cover art graciously approved by the lovely and talented Catching Smoke. (Now on hiatus until more prompts are written.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 17h - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by puiwaihin reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,632 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,834 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Rose by hermionerose1998 reviews
Ron and Hermione are blissfully happy together. The only thing that could complete them is a child, but some things are not always as easy for some as they are for others. Follows the birth of Rose and onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,260 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 165 - Words: 35,041 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Nightmares by Kat-Knife reviews
Rose has always been the overlooked child, the one that her parents ignored in favor of her brother, Hugo, all because she was different from them. She never knew how different until she learns that her parents have been lying to her, her whole life. Rose descends into a world of deceit, lies and betrayal as she uncovers the truth, helped along by strange nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,997 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Choice to Make a Difference by jlmill9 reviews
This is a sequel to my reading the Harry Potter books series that I did, where the marauders and Lily are allowed to have one memory from that experience to try and changer their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 165 - Words: 533,762 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P.
The Tales of Weasley the Father by dieselwriter reviews
Who knew all of Ron's screw ups in life would result in helpful advice? Unfortunately for him, his children don't always appreciate his pearls of wisdom. *Chapter 32: Home*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,008 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W., Rose W.
How I Got Your Mother by pinkfreak805 reviews
Harry sits down his three teenage children to tell them the tale of how he and Ginny got together. Humor, sadness, romance, drama, family, friends. Probably not what you're expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,286 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 3,334 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Beneath The Surface: The Sixth Son by MaxRide05 reviews
When Ron was young - about six or so - he used to think that he'd been put on the Weasleys' doorstep as a baby. Maybe even swapped at birth with their real son; there were evil fairies that did that - someone told him that once. What's it really like being a Weasley? Take a look through the eyes of the youngest Weasley son. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Cookie Jar by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
The first time Hermione's parents remain oblivious that their daughter is something more than just human.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
This Happy by sierendipity reviews
Whatever Andromeda thought would become of her future, it never would have been this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Memories by Courtney-Helena Greene reviews
My submission as Seeker for the Kenmare Kestrals, using the song 'Memories' by Within Temptation. George reflects on 3 holes in the ceiling, and the great adventures that got them there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Ending by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
Hardly a few weeks old, his parents had been taken away from him in the worst way possible. As a young boy, he was nothing but ridiculed. But, sometimes, instead of giving up - you turn to hope, you turn to fight. Neville is ready, to show the world what he's made up of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Neville L. - Complete
Animalistic by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
He had looks, charm, and someone who loved him as much as he loved her. It too one bite to change it all - turn him into a monster. He's ready to give up on his love, just for her to be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Accidentally Rewrites History by GemmaGemini98 reviews
When 27 year old Harry Potter is bored, he gets out the Marauders' Map to tell Wormtail what he thinks of him. Unfortunately, he forgets what Fred and George once told him... AU, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
And then we did by sierendipity reviews
"So we grew up believing that no one would ever fall in love with us."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Back To The Future by Holly7795 reviews
The next generation of the Weasley/Potter family get sent back in time, and meet a few familiar but younger faces and even a few they've never seen before, in person anyway... what will everyones reaction be? How will they get back to the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
A Future Set in Stone by MaxRide05 reviews
He has seen the future, and knows what must be done. He has been chosen; Severus must be the spy. His Ravenclaw cousins would understand. His Slytherin one would to, in time. For the Dark Lord's end must come, and soon. And he is the one the Princes chose. Written for Camp Potter, A Challenge. Campfire Songs, week one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Full of fear by Alicia Mirza reviews
Regulus Black was the perfect son. He was afraid of being a disappointment so all he ever did was to please his parents. For the first time in his life, Regulus didn't think about his parents' opinion, but what he really wanted. He wanted to become more. He wanted to become great. With a little help from the Sorting Hat maybe he will be able to manage it. AU - Sorting of Regulus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Sorting Hat - Complete
The problem with trusting by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Voldemort trusted Dumbledore once. Not any more. One shot. Hints of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
The scar by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Bill thinks of his scars and what they mean to both him and his wife. Challenge fic. Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Embarrassing outcome by Alicia Mirza reviews
"Wait, these are all about your family and you, right?" Anna had an evil glint in her eyes and she grinned at Teddy. "You just had to bring that up, didn't you?" he asked embarrassedly. "We are going to have fun, guys," Anna stated. A little drabble of Teddy's failure in Charms class and its consequences. Written for Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - OC, F. Flitwick, Teddy L. - Complete
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Letter to Harry Potter by Anrheithwyr reviews
"Christmas has come and gone once again, my love. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this. No, it wasn't this. Christmas at my Auntie Muriel's-Christmas without you? I never would have dreamt of such a thing. Yet, here I sit, in my cold room, writing to you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Like Father, Like Son by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
In which Frank and Neville are both forgetful on their wedding days.:: Frank/Alice, Neville/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Neville L., Frank L. - Complete
The Gift of Giving by tesstesstessa reviews
Sirius rolled his eyes. It was one thing to deal with James sighing and bemoaning his unrequited love, but Lily too? How much did the universe expect one bloke to handle? James/Lily one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Paper Boats by FlashFiction reviews
"Beliefs," Ted said quietly, "are kinda like those paper boats. You build them to be strong and seaworthy, you put them in the water and sometimes they float. Sometimes they weather storms and go for miles. But they always sink. Always. Things will change, Andromeda, they always do. In time, your family will come to accept us."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Sleepless by writergirl8 reviews
Because sometimes, to fall asleep, all you need is your best friend. Your boyfriend. Your fiancee. Your wife. Your soul mate. A collection of 30 moments in a lifetime during which Ron and Hermione just couldn't fall asleep. Bonus Chapter posted under 27 (4/21/13)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,516 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Their First Words by Kafkaz reviews
What is one of the parents' greatest joys? Hear their kids say their very first words, obviously. And what words did Harry and Ginny hear? 'Mummy? 'Daddy? No such luck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Micky D's by The 5 of Spades reviews
This is why we can't go to McDonald's anymore! There's always one of the three little demons that manage to turn everything into some sort of trouble fest. "Why can't I have nuggets and a burger?" "For the last time, you only. Get. One. Choose, or I'll choose for you." "No! No, wait! Hm..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Time to Let Go by FlashFiction reviews
"Mum... well, you've seen what she's like. She won't accept we're going 'til we've gone." The moment Molly Weasley has to accept that they've gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
One More Time by love from elysium reviews
Just after the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry goes looking for Ginny. He eventually finds her sitting in one of the showers in the Gryffindor boys' Quidditch dressing room still fully clothed with the water running. On the wall opposite the shower is a locker still inscribed with "Fred Weasley, Beater". Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vault by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and Ginny visit Gringotts, and find a priceless treasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
His Wife by sierendipity reviews
He saw her from the bottom of the stairs before she saw him. If she had, he knew that she would have had his head. Hermione was adamant that Ron was not to see her before their wedding. "I'm the luckiest bloke alive."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Enough by love from elysium reviews
One night after curfew, Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin sneak out of the castle to go for a walk in the grounds. Written in second person. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Hogsmeade by Northumbrian reviews
Students in their third year and above can visit Hogsmeade. Dennis Creevey managed to get there as a second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
One Exception by love from elysium reviews
There are three things that Andromeda would always be. She would always be a constellation. She would always be in love with Ted Tonks, the muggleborn. And finally, she would always hate looking like her sister Bellatrix. However, there is one exception because it was her resemblance to Bellatrix that one fateful day that brought her to Teddy. He would give her a new beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Really, Arthur by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the marvelously long and loving lives of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley. A sibling piece to "Oh, Harry" and "Honestly, Ronald."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,726 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Angelina by Northumbrian reviews
In which Miss Johnson meets an old friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
Harry James Potter and the Absence of Pronouns by egoats reviews
Nobody at Hogwarts is capable of using pronouns. Better on the inside, i promise :) Obviously OOC because there aren't any pronouns
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Harry P., Albus D.
Mischief Managed by Forbidden Fanfiction reviews
AU. When Dumbledore updates his Facebook status with the news of a party with Voldemort, things fall out of hand very quickly. Where's Harry? Lemon Drop Contests? Cut off cussing? Harry on the dark side? Not to mention the brief appearance of Snapealicious!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
But I Thought You Didn't Want Them by sjohn2999 reviews
Harry struggles with his most difficult challenge yet... feeding his three-year-old godson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Too Friendly by keeptheotherone reviews
An innocent dinner invitation sparks a maelstrom in the Weasley-Granger-Potter families when Rose wants to take her parents to Malfoy Manor. "Scorpius stared at the scar for a long time, trying to absorb what his eyes were telling him. His family—his dad!—had been just as involved in helping Voldemort rise to power as Rose's family had been in stopping it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,724 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Interlude by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The months after Voldemort's death act as an interlude in Harry Potter's life. The trio deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's fall and make decisions about their futures. The wizarding world attempts to restructure, and broken families attempt to heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,658 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Angel Wings by Chronic Potterphile reviews
Ron and Hermione have a normal married life, complete with the good and bad moments: they have the small fights, the passionate kisses and every other thing that a normal marriage consists of. They can handle anything together and a slightly sick son is no problem at all. Just that, Hugo is not just 'slightly sick' anymore. It is something bigger, and much, much worse than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived by ArgentNoelle reviews
What if Voldemort had gone after Neville instead? /short/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Those 19 Years by beyondobsessedwithHP-0450 reviews
Harry Potter must find his way from the day he defeated Voldemort to the day he and Ginny bring Albus Severus to Platform 9 and 3/4. It's a story about love and family with H/G, H/R, the Weasleys and the rest of the Wizarding World. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,731 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Snapshots by queen-sheep reviews
A hundred glimpses into the life of Ron and Hermione. 100. It's Ron and Hermione's anniversary. Ron has something special planned for the girl, but something goes wrong. Again. He never gets a break, does he? 100/100 [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hearts by WeasleyWannabee reviews
A one-shot to honor Lily and James's tragically short life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always Been You by sierendipity reviews
Today Teddy had realized three things. First, it was never a good idea to make a complete fool out of himself. Second, libraries were a rotten place to have an argument. Third, Victoire was pretty. Really, Order of Merlin First Class pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Short Lasting by UnicornPatronus reviews
I feel that a lot of people dislike Cho simply because they think that she showed too much emotion about Cedric's death. I believe that she felt more about Cedric than she publicly displayed, and has every right to be devastated over his death. I wrote this from Cho's point of view to let those who think poorly of her see into her mind and find that they can better understand her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Cho C., Cedric D.
A Not So Simple Game by Azerea reviews
When Hermione suggests a game of Simon Says to cure the trio's boredom, not everything works out as she had expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Chaos and Weasleys by human28 reviews
As far as Ron was concerned, Blackberries and Apples were just fruits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
So by Honey Almond Chocolate reviews
Hermione sits down with Ron to talk about something Ron doesn't really want to talk about. Very short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's First Word by Luciferatheart reviews
Sirius is babysitting a one year old Harry Potter while James and Lily are out. Read on as Harry learns his first few words from Sirius! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the 100 Word Drabbles by SassyFrassKerr reviews
100 Word Drabbles starring Harry and Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
True Torture by lunalongbottom2448 reviews
Hermione's torture in Malfoy Manor from Ron's point of view. Now including the aftermath!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love Me Too by VoiceOfAngels1 reviews
Hermione tells Ron that she loves him but it takes a little bit of persuading to get him to say it back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rose by Any Other Name by guessthisismypenname reviews
The origin of Rose's name. Again, I know there are several versions of this, and this is mine. Its a one shot for now, I will write a sequel if I find inspiration. Hehe. Hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire, Ice, and the Barren Desert by claraowl reviews
Parvati asked, "Do you dream in colour?" Hermione's cryptic answer leaves Parvati and Lavender guessing Hermione's dreams. Rating for slight references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Last Thoughts of Severus Snape by counterfeitmoon reviews
When recovering Snape's body from the Shrieking Shack, Harry saw the unexpected. A second bottle of silvery-blue liquid was lying on the floor. Had Snape left behind more of his thoughts? But how could this be? He'd seen Snape die with his own eyes…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dragons and Griffins by saturnspell reviews
A short Hermione nightmare from the torturing at Malfoy Manor. T to be safe. No foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Are YOU Right for Harry Potter? by RodentFace reviews
Take the quiz and find out. And which characters are "right" for everybody's favorite Boy Who Lived? Their scores may surprise you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Always A Rat by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
"You'll always be our friend mate," James had told him in their fifth year and the rest of the Marauders agreed. And they did keep their word. He was always their friend...they trusted him. But they didn't realize...a Rat always remains a Rat. It may change its skin for a while...but never sheds it. Wormtail's betrayal...for One Word Prompt Challenge and Song-fic Boot Camp on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
Airplanes by FandaticForeverAndAlways reviews
Why is Arthur Weasley so fascinated with Muggle technology? What is the reason for his secret ambition? Written for Childhood Memories Challenge on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Arthur W. - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Bested, Befuddled, and Utterly Bamboozled by the-snitch-is-loose reviews
Arthur Weasley gets his hands on Harry's iPhone. Ridiculousness ensues in the form of singing, angry McDonald's employees, and Fruit Ninja attacks. Set in 2012, five years before the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
My Mother Taught Me by Quicquidlibet reviews
25 Life Lessons that Molly Weasley taught the twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Molly W., Fred W.
Eavesdropping by Caliente23 reviews
Ginny finds out something interesting about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
Sirius takes Harry from the Dursley's doorstep. Remus is desperate to find the boy, worried he is being tortured with who he believes is a murderer. Little does he know Harry loves his life with his godfather. Much better than it sounds. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Healing the Broken Hearts by Dimcairien reviews
DH SPOILERS! After the battle Angelina and George pick up the pieces after Fred's death. The two of them learn that their friendship is more than just a regular friendship. Previous Angelina/Fred, now Angelina/George. Rating for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Angelina J., George W.
DemiWhat? by MaxRide05 reviews
Rick Riodran wrote of those half-mortals with ADHD and Dyslexia. More commonly known as Demigods. But what about the others? Those said to have Aspergers? DemiTitans.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by IluvSeverusSnape reviews
The character's write to fanfiction authors with a few complaints. Continued of april-babe16's work, with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
The House Cup by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Oh, Dumbledore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Murder in Gryffindor by Loverswriter reviews
When Lily Evens is brutally murdered her friends must solve her past in order to find her killer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Lily Evans P.
Dear Fanfiction Authors by Joyous Red Gummy Bear reviews
A series of letters from the Harry Potter characters that addresses the 'serious inaccuracies' that fanfiction authors write. Humor. Some semi-nasty language and topics. So far: letters from Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Waking Up by NerdyChick66 reviews
Harry wakes up to a redhead. Will they reunite immediatley or will it take time? After the war. On HOLD. Check out profile for details. I'm very sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
New Beginnings by shortie240 reviews
Picks up the day after the last battle until the epilouge. From Hermione's point of view. I know the title kinda sucks I might change it suggestions needed! First fanfic please please read/review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Managing Mischief by PCBrosnan
The story of how James met Lily and how the Marauders came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Kids React to What We Wankers Write About Them by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
I love rumours! You learn things about yourself that you never even knew! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2012 - James S. P., Lucy W. - Complete
Bless You by Acacia Carter reviews
Neville enjoys a quiet moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Random Death by cardgirl91 reviews
Harry has detention with Umbridge after his interview with Rita. Upon getting to her office he discovers that Umbridge has died. This came to me at lunch today at school with my best friend. This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
10 miserable years by LAHP23 reviews
The story of Harry's childhood; beginning from being found on the doorstep to the start of the philosophers stone- enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Dear Fanfiction by april-babe16 reviews
The characters write to the writers of Fanfiction with a few complaints.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Complete
Listen to your Heart, Not to the World by greenphantomme reviews
There is nothing as awkward as being hidden in the back of a broom closet when other people come inside it. What I didn't know at the time was that one of the girls who came in would change my life in more ways than I could ever possibly realize.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Gred And Forge Show by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
Our favourite redhead twins are interviewing those characters who have been exploited by us FanFiction writers in their brand new chat show, the Gred and Forge Show! Expect to see anger, humor and lots of Peeves the Poltergeist!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Magical love by Izzy Holly reviews
The war is over but a new beginning is going to just as tough to live in. Wars leave scars and this war has left many, many scars on people who were forced to grow up long before they should have to. This is their story, after the war.HP/GW,HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wizard Diaries by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
Welcome to Wizard Diaries... a series of random one shots from the first, second and third generation...random, weird, with humour, tragedy, romance, action...enjoy! T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P.
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Dimcairien reviews
12 one-shots about HP couple's 1st Christmases. Each chapter will tie in with the song. Character's will be the characters in the current chapter. I plan to update daily during the 12 days of Christmas which starts today. Explanation is in 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
You Must Be a Weasley by CaseyLove reviews
A house full of wizarding gingers can only lead to mayhem. A series of short one shots following the lives of Ron, Hermione, and their family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Misery Business by FlashFiction reviews
Lavender Brown never really got over Ron but, quite frankly, Hermione doesn't care. Written for the "SongxPrompt Challenge" at the Harry Potter Challenge Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Lavender B., Hermione G. - Complete
Merlin's Ath! by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
Sequel to 'Calling your father by his proper name' So Hugo's trying to find his beloved Chocolate Frog. Results? His first words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hugo W., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter watches Potter Puppet Pals by IceBreaker14 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione accidently stumble across Potter Puppet Pals while searching up "Harry Potter". What happens?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Don't Call me Nymphadora! by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
He had left her. She was crying, and then she joined him too. Remus and Tonks' death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Doxies don't pee? by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
After having her friend throw up and go to the Hospital Wing, Lily decided to pay James back... A very short one shot, rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
He named you after me? by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
James is in trouble with McGonagall and has to go to her office, and meets Albus Dumbledore for the first time.'If you don't mind waiting for a year, I have a surprise for you.'James said to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2011 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Calling Your Father by his Proper Name by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
Rose actually said something decent as her first words! Until Hermione askes her to say 'daddy...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
Green Goo and Melody by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
Sequel to George! Lily hasn't said her first word yet. But she might...when her friend's over...a word Ginny's not gonna be happy with!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
George! by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
Sequel to 'What did you say' Ginny and Harry tries to get Al to say his first word. So is George. Only thing is, it's not something you want a kid to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Albus S. P., George W. - Complete
What did you say? by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
While Harry and Ginny bickers on about whether or not their son James said 'Quidditch', James says another, clearer word. What is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
A Weasley Seer? by Dimcairien reviews
Hermione and Rose are in the sitting room when suddenly Rose starts acting a bit strange. Is something wrong with Rose, or is it just something a bit different? Rated for mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Four Houses by FlashFiction reviews
A look at the four houses of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The World of Mrs Weasley by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
1001 words on the life of Molly Weasley. Please R&R i'm still relatively new to fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Molly W. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Triwizard Tournament by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
In her seventh year, Lily Luna Potter sees the Triwizard Tournament played at Hogwarts for the first time in more than thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,671 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Lily? by Dobwig the HouseOwl reviews
A one-shot that suddenly popped in my head while I was writing my Lily story. Snape has discovered the Mirror of Erised. Who does he see? Lily, of course
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters to Mother by princessofthescoundrels reviews
After all those years, Molly Weasley was the first to know. Ron X Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Coloring With Crayons by keeptheotherone reviews
Rose didn't know she wasn't supposed to color on the desk. Honest, she didn't know! Second Place in the Childhood Memory Competition by selenehekate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rose W. - Complete
Furry Little Problem by KRMariG reviews
How James came up with calling Remus's transformations his 'Furry Little Problem.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
At the Potters' by wickedworkings reviews
A series of one-shots looking at Harry and Ginny's life as a couple and as parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Questioning by jojor99 reviews
A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother by FlashFiction reviews
George gives the eulogy for his brother, Fred. Friends and family gather to remember a man who died as he lived; smiling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Not Just A Clock by Louey06 reviews
Every family has something watching out for them, caring for them. For the Weasleys it happens to be a clock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Molly W. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Addict by NickeltheRed reviews
Based on the song Addicted, by Kelly Clarkson. What really could've happened to Ginny and Dean's short relationship during HBP? Ginny has been, and will be plagued by Tom's existence for awhile longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Insect by NickeltheRed reviews
Just my idea of what happened between Tom and Ginny before Harry entered the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Demon of my Eye by NickeltheRed reviews
The past always comes back to haunt you, no matter how much you deny it. Ginny may act as if she's healed from her memories of Tom, but something stirs in the darkest part of her soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's New Song by starfire8132 reviews
The Sorting Hat sings a new song every year at Hogwarts. This is the one that he would sing to a new generation of Hogwarts students explaining Harry's adventures. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Everything by The Stark in the TARDIS reviews
Story based on the song 'Everything" by Michael Buble. Oneshots based on Ginny and Harry's life. Rated T for language and implied adult situations. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Death Eater Christmas Carols by XXsKelEtOrXX reviews
Big bad scary people like the Death Eaters wouldn't be caught dead singing regular Christmas songs. Rated T for general grossness. I might upload new songs if I get positive feedback. Reviews are my Chocolate Frogs!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
The Written Word by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Everyone thought that Teddy was well over the death of his parents. However, some of his old school things- an essay on werewolves, letters to his long dead parents, show that he's not. Formerly An Essay on Werewolves by Teddy Lupin, Third Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Fix You by love from elysium reviews
You lean into his side. With your body against his you can feel the uneven rising and falling of his chest. And you know this is his agony, this is his hell. You know you can take a lot from him. Anything, but this. Fred's Funeral and after. Canon & Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Angelina J., George W.
Act Your Age by la z boy reviews
After a De-Aging Potion de-ages Fred, George, Ron & Ginny by 10 years, Hermione must survive an afternoon of pranks and mayhem. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Teddy's Hair by Salamander Newt reviews
Ok this is my first story. I basically wanted a reason behind Teddy's hair, why is he always depicted with turquois hair? Well... This is why :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
100 by SamuraiShadow13 reviews
A collection of tales.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Candy Names by LAB Rats reviews
It was a Christmas Present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Listening by Morning Lilies reviews
We all thought so! Professor R.J.Lupin was only pretending to be asleep on the train. But he's a marauder so of course he was eavesdropping! The train ride in PoA from Lupin's point of view as he listens to Harry and his freinds for the first time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
They Said It First by LizzieBeth91 reviews
Ever wondered about the Harry Potter characters first words? Wonder no more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P.
Best Friends by MessrsMWPP reviews
Drabbles surrounding the best friends in the Harry Potter series. If you tell me which pair of friends you want to see here, I will do my best to include them! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Something to Fight For by XxyellowmellowxX reviews
My take on Malfoy Manor when Hermione was tortured and afterwards at Shell Cottage. It will be a Hr/R fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fan Mail by RedHal reviews
Post OOTP. After a failed suicide attempt, Harry goes to the Weasleys' early. To help keep his mind off of Sirius' death, he is given something he has been denied. And hopefully get a few laughs too.Changed the rating.Can get by as K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Alliteration by moonyjlupin reviews
The Marauders enjoy a play on words. Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Voldemort Gets a Brilliant Plan by The Alien of Pluto reviews
A thousand or so ways Voldemort could try to beat Harry and fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Voldemort
Their Names by Sam Storsky reviews
Where the names of Victoire, Molly, James, Fred, Albus, Scorpius, Rose, and Lily came from. Third Gen. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Scars by LRN415 reviews
slight DH spoilers. What will happen when Ginny wants to go swimming with Harry after the war ends? How will she react to his new battle scars? READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Deeper Scars by IceFire9 reviews
Harry honestly thought that he had put what the Dursleys had done to him behind him, but after an offhanded comment gone wrong, old wounds open up. Lucky his girlfriend is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by HarryPotterTwilightlover reviews
Various one-shots of the Potter children rivalries! "Written by both me and Lyric Medlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - James S. P.
Harry's First Word by PsychoticNari reviews
Two-Shot! Harry Potter's first word is spoken, only its not Mama or Dada...Next: His second word, not Mama, not Dada, you'll be dazzled and surprised!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best Present by where the wind blows reviews
When all the wrapping was gone Teddy opened the box with trembling hands and looked into the box. Sitting at the bottom was a sad looking piece of parchment. Teddy looked up at his godfather in distress. "What is this?" he asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Accio Trevor by Tadria-chan reviews
You know those stories where Harry travels back in time and performs miraculous, common sense miracles that always seem to work due to his foreknowledge? Well, this is not one of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
The Dangers of Falling Asleep in Charms Class by Zenelia reviews
Ron falls asleep in class, and Harry and Hermione take advantage of this and do some . . . painting. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Being James Potter by astha22 reviews
See what hapens when James Potter II comes back home with his girlfriend and kisses her on the platform! Teddy takes his revenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Published: 7/9/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Sirius James Potter? I'd Pity the Parents by dork-with-glasses reviews
It's a cold winter's day and five friends are trying to come up with a name for the Potters' future son. Adam, Clark, Edgar... And then Sirius has a suggestion, what he thinks would be the perfect baby name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Graduation Marauder Style by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
586 Things NOT To Do At Hogwarts by WanderingChild24601 reviews
As the title suggests...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Music Box by Singin'SillyGoose reviews
A moment of almost-peace is shared by Harry and Ginny while in Lily's nursery. And perhaps Harry has finally met his match in the form of two toddlers! It's a fluffy little number that I quite like, so please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nightmares by Lkay09 reviews
Ron's worst nightmare, years after the war is over
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Peppermint & Other Tales of Harry and Ginny by fairytalemanipulator reviews
Oneshot uncaptured moments series of Harry/Ginny. Ch29: Quidditch Books and Sideways Looks. Read and review xoxo!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,162 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
There's No Place Like Home by pinkconchshell reviews
Cute little late fic for Christmas. Ginny recieves word that Molly and Arthur are getting...DIVORCED! Oh, no! So she has to go tell all her brothers and their families, and mass chaos ensues. Hooray!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Harry Potter: A Parody by Historybuff1536 reviews
A Harry Potter parody of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Foreshadowing and First Words by humanthesaurus reviews
A first look at Harry's facination with the color red. hopefully sweet. J/L & hinted H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Alphabet of Harry Potter by Historybuff1536 reviews
I chose a word for every letter in the Alphabet, and wrote a moment in the character's life that goes with it. Harry is up First.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hansel and GreatNowI'mHungryetel by Meltha reviews
During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Jack the Giant KillMeNow er by Meltha reviews
The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
In The Words of Hermione Jean Weasley by somerdaye reviews
A companion piece to thejealousone's In The Words of Ginerva Molly Potter. The Harry Potter story, through the eyes of his best friend. RxH HxG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
RapsolutelyMental unzel by Meltha reviews
The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Lily and the Marauders read The Deathly Hallows by Anniewriter reviews
Lily and James bring home baby Harry from the hospital, when a book appears in their house. A note taped to the book claims to be from the future. Can they change the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/20/2008
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
RumpelStillAsCrazyAsEvertskin by Meltha reviews
The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Challenges of Parenthood by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sick Sweethearts by MoonlightAngel220 reviews
Ginny isn't feeling well and much to Ginny's dismay Harry is taking care of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Aftermath by Kitai Shinsei reviews
In the aftermath of the war, there's only one person Harry wants to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Historybuff1536 reviews
The Weasley Family is in shock. Magic or not; it's not normal for three children to fall from thin air on to your sitting room floor. H/G Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy reviews
We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Magic of a Half Eaten Box of Chocolates by Realmer06 reviews
When he thought about it, Neville found that he could define his relationship with Hannah Abbott through three key moments. He hopes to add a fourth to the mix, but unfortunately, his proposal isn't going as planned. A Reviews Lounge Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Communication by Freja Lercke-Falkenborg reviews
This is Harry and Ginny. Communicating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
More than Fine by Hannielou reviews
How do Harry and Ginny end up together? After the last battle, they're both scarred, emotionally and physically. It's not simple, and it's not fluffy. Post DH, H/G, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ancient History by siriusly klutzy reviews
James has trouble getting Remus's Ancient Runes book when he finds Lily asleep on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginny Potter and the Confusing Game Of Monopoly by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Sequel to Ginny Potter and the Electric Slide. Ginny and Harry Play MONOPOLY! And guess who PWNS?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lungs Like His Mother by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Famous First Words by Lady Lemon Drop reviews
If you haven't already guessed, Harrys first word! Strait forward right? Something simple? Well, thats where your wrong! Read to find out! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Analysis of a Mother's Love by Wateronthebrain reviews
I decided I'd define Mrs. Molly Weasley's words to Bellatrix. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Molly W. - Complete
Highway Code by shewhoguards reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret by Bynd Theodore Way reviews
AU New summary! The secrets of Hogwarts! Humor! Founders as friends! Salazar is not evil! Trust me! Group of Founder Era Oneshots. Not in any particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Salazar S., Godric G.
The True Confessions of Ginny Weasley by The Evilest Girl Scout reviews
Ginny’s random ranting during the summer of HBP include Harry, 6 annoying brothers, Harry, Phlegm, Harry, sleepwalking, embarrassing moments, among others. And Harry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Little Red Wonder by MarielleAster reviews
Slight AU. Ginny knows she should try to forget a certain boy who lived, but that's difficult if you still live with your parents, have six older brothers and about to enter a career where you'll see him every day. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,913 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Happily Ever by Kedavra reviews
When baby Harry won't stop crying, Lily tells him a fairy tale. But in the real world, not everyone gets a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Acid Pops by siriusly klutzy reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Wizards Chess by siriusly klutzy reviews
What happens when Harry and Ginny think the Hermione has killed Ron over some silly argument? They run around like chickens with their heads caught off of course! There is no real death So read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Talk by Bill Hagridsson reviews
No, not that Talk. Rather, an alternate version of the one the Weasley brothers seem to delight in giving to any of Ginny's prospective suitors. Major Fluff Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Ginny Weasley by Hettie Hoffleboffer reviews
*Completed* Chamber of Secrets from Ginny's POV. Very true to canon of book. Ginny's first year at Hogwarts is not what she expected as an ancient chamber has been reopened, endangering the school, and changing her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,212 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Harry Potter: Voldemort's POV reviews
We all know how Harry felt. But what would it be like to see Voldemort's point of view? Stink at summaries, but please read! Rated K for mild violence. *ON HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Voldemort
You Think About Me? reviews
When Harry and Ginny are trapped in a broom closet together, they learn things about each other they never knew. Oneshot. Written for the '"All or Nothing" Dialogue Challenge' by reveur-de-minuit and the 'Ginny Weasley Appreciation Challenge' by SnarkyAndProudHufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror reviews
He looked the same as always, his hair a tousled mess, his hazel eyes glinting behind the glasses, his lips stretched in a cheeky grin. Written for the Pairing Appreciation Challenge by fan-freak121. Oneshot - James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beyond the Veil reviews
James, Lily, Sirius, Remus...all dead, yet all still living. Follow them through their deaths in their point of view and as they watch over Harry after death. Their spirits will live on, because the last enemy that shall be destroyed is death. Used to be called "The Last Enemy that Shall be Destroyed is Death". *ON HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Moments reviews
Tiny things add up. These are the little moments in Neville and Hannah's life together. Oneshot. Written for the ALL THE PAIRINGS CHALLENGE by HollyPotter28.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Ministry Mayhem reviews
Oh Merlin. Fred and George are at it again! Oneshot, written for the 'Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' challenge by kitty132383.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore and the Bean reviews
Remember that vomit-flavoured bean Dumbledore got in his youth? Why was he so traumatised that he could not eat another bean afterwards? Read and find out! Short oneshot, written for the Make Me Laugh! Challenge by DaniHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Ronald, What Have You Done? reviews
Ron and Hermione are on their first date, and it's not going too well. Oneshot. Written for 'The painfully bad and/or awkward kisses challenge' by Alarice Tey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Myrtle's Acquaintance reviews
How Myrtle met Malfoy. Short oneshot, 315 words. Written for 'A Completely Randomized Competition Challenge' by ToxicEyes2202.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Myrtle, Draco M. - Complete
The Funeral of Fredrick Gideon Weasley reviews
It's time for Fred's funeral, and everyone is still grieving for the loss of the Weasley twin. Harry knows the Weasleys need to let go, but how can he get them to? He needs to put a little humour back into their lives...Hmm, what is Harry planning?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Harry's Temple Run reviews
Harry's obsessed with Temple Run. Not necessarily a good thing...Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete