Poll: New story idea! (Hetalia and Nordics) Vote Now!
Author has written 22 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Beyblade, D.Gray-Man, Hetalia - Axis Powers, NCIS, and Vampire Knight.
I have a poll. If you want a new story from me then please pick at least one chose!
Name: Archie Kølher-Bondevik
Eyes: Brown almost black
Likes:Yaoi, Mpreg, playing with my friends, Hurt/Comfert storys.
Dislikes: Death, Anzu, tea, and alexis from yugioh\yugioh gx Justein Bieber, Belarus, and many other things...
FANFICTION- UNITED states! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland) spiritualnekohime4 (us/mexico) Kharissa (Canada), Emil Steilson (USA)
If you would like to roleplay Hetalia then I would be happy to do so!
Please look at my forums: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Emil-Steilson/3939585/
I take requests!
Okay, I'm going to start taking requests. I will write any Hetalia pairing. PM me with the details. I don't write some sences! If you want a one shot I will do that. If I really like the pairing I might make a multichapter.
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About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West.
I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.
I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who (or Harry Potter for that matter!) .
I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.
I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
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I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
I promise to remember Canada whenever I hear someone say or ask "Who?"
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Ouran High School Host Club
D. Gray Man
DeathNote (Not that big of fan)
Ben 10 (Not that big of fan)
Parings (all parings I like):
- DenNor (Denmark X Norway)
- Russia x Latvia
- PruCan (Prussia X Canada)
- Italy X Holy Roman Empire
- Prussia X Russia
- NorIce (Norway X Iceland)
- SuFin (Sweden X Finland)
- USUK (America X England)
- Tadase X Ikuto
- Spiritshipping (Jesse Anderson X Jaden Yuki)
- Selfshipping (HaouX Jaden Yuki)
- Kingcrabshipping (Jack x Yusei)
- Ditzshipping (Joey Wheeler X Jaden Yuki)
- Rivalshipping (Chazz Princeton X Jaden Yuki)
- DarkSpiritshipping (Johan X Haou)
- Seto Kaiba X Jaden Yuki
- Zane Truesymbol X Jaden Yuki
- Atticus Rhodes X Jaden Yuki
- Ryo Bakura X Jaden Yuki
- CrossShipping (Bakura X Jaden Yuki)
- Marik X Jaden Yuki
- Yami X Yugi Mouto
- RivalShipping (Seto Kaiba X Yugi Mouto)
- Kiryu X Yusei Fudo
- KingCrabShipping (Jack Atlas X Yusai Fudo)
- HikaKao (Hikaru X Kaoru)
- Sebastian X Ciel
- Oz X Gil
- Matt Ishida X TK Takeshi
- Matt Ishida X Tai
- Ciel X Finnian
- TK Takeshi X Ken
- TK Takeshi X Davis
- Yuki X Shuichi
- Usagi-san X Masaki
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
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If you’re such a kind person that you have actually read through this whole bio, copy/paste this into your profile (at the end!!) and add your name to the list. Sabaku no Rebecca, Rajsa, ItaSaku1, ivory-fanged-goddess, Emil Steilsson