Baldurdash
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Joined 04-20-12, id: 3939757, Profile Updated: 06-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, Baldur's Gate, and Dragon Age.

I'm a 24 year old married gamer gal. I wrote my first fanfiction in 7th grade and turned it in for a short story writing assignment. I think it was a FF7/FF9/Gundam Wing/Legend of Zelda/whatever else I liked crossover, and it was just as bad as you can imagine. But I think I got a B on it. This isn't my first time publishing a fanfic though...my equally awful The Rasmus/original story crossover is out there on the old The Rasmus International Forums unless they purged it. And I hope they did.

I've always liked fanfiction though, and still read it often. I had no idea it was called 'fanfiction' back when I wrote that school assignment. I often 'roleplay' to myself while playing a game and that spawns ideas. My husband calls it 'talking to the tv'. He knew I was insane when he married me. My favorite fanfiction is the bad kind. Good fanfics are hard to find, let's admit it. The bad ones are the most fun, aye? I almost wish I had copies of the badfics I mentioned before just to see the reactions I'd get and how much I've (hopefully) improved. I believe that is how badfic legends spawn, truthfully.

I hope the FF.net community gets a chuckle out of my stories. There are just two at the moment but I have more sitting in my files waiting to be finished. I tend to bounce from one fandom to another (I do have attention deficit-...oooh shiny!) *ahem* so you might see Elder Scrolls stories, Baldur's Gate stories, Fallout 3 stories...all with crude humor and shout outs to other stuff. I am really trying to focus more on my original story, though. And focusing on anything is tough for me. It hurts!

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Truth be Told by Binsfeld reviews
Varric finds himself oddly tongue-tied around Hawke. She seems oblivious, though, and he's certain he doesn't have a shot with her. Isabela slips in to play unwelcome matchmaker.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Painbearer by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Irenicus and the Bhaalspawn and Ellesime.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Against Her Will by Kendris reviews
Sequel to The Moonless Night. Phaere pays dearly for her love for Solaufein, but can she escape the prison that Ardulace has created for her?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
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Displaced reviews
Varric must learn to get by without his wealth or connections in a strange new land. He gets a little help from a dwarven gal with an interesting past.
Crossover - Baldur's Gate & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Varric T. - Complete
I Love The Dead reviews
Lucien Lachance never felt the same after becoming the Listener's thrall. But he'd like to FEEL her, alright. A silly one-shot I wrote during a rest when playing Skyrim on a tiny tv with no HD gave me a headache.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin