itmefroghide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for Death Note, Pokémon, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and King Of The Hill. I am not only an astute individual but I am a Black Astute individual. I fully acknowledge the words of my fellow Mr. Hawkins, who once said "THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH BEHBEHBEHBEHBEH" (p. 25). I excel in the artistic game Braid, which allows one to go back through time (Soulja Boy 53). I consider this one of my finest achievements. |
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Tapicoa's Struggle by investigationteam reviews
Pudding was a good duck
Tsuritama/つり球 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Akira Y., Natsuki U.
Unhappy Meal by investigationteam reviews
I will always give my small french fry to you!
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - S. Kougami, S. Makishima, Akane T. - Complete
Rockin Strawhat Sleepver by investigationteam reviews
best sleepover ever with Duval Traffy and Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Duval, T. Law - Complete
Akihiko and Shinjiro beef bowl madness by investigationteam reviews
Oh no
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Akihiko S., Shinjiro A.
Hank Note: King of the Kill by Beanstalks reviews
Hank Hill uses a Death Note to rid the world of the asinine. It's up to Dale to put a stop to the mysterious murders in Arlen.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Lil' Volk by SuicunesRibbonButt reviews
Sometimes, an obsession can go too far.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba - Complete
To Date a Fern by theperksofbeinganauthor reviews
When Ash begins dating a fern, Misty becomes jealous. How is this possible? And more importantly, how will Misty deal with this? Pokeshipping. Misty/Ash. Contest Entry. Crack-fic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
StonerMorty Adventures by AnonOrange-FFA reviews
Various one-shots I've done that can be put together as chapters of a single story. Featuring Stoner!Morty, assorted Gym Leaders and friends, complete nonsense and gratuitous license taken with characterisation. Also, drug use. Obviously.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Morty/Matsuba, Falkner/Hayato
Chuckle Hut by Breakfast of Champions reviews
Cheren tries stand-up comedy.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Cheren, Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Conversations Like These by hedeadwhat reviews
Falkner knows something's wrong but Morty isn't willing to spill his woes on some stranger. What it really takes is a gentle push from a trusted colleague... or perhaps a true friend.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
The Rules of Jin by Boydia reviews
This story the towns people including Angel lacks important knowledge on life. In this story we have a Angela/Jin pairing.Warning:VERY LEMONY
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Angela/Akari, Jin - Complete
If You Only Knew by hedeadwhat reviews
"The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Steven S./Daigo
Phantoms and Dust by alyssamew reviews
The people of Ecruteak City said that their gym leader was cursed and his friend, the researcher, was crazy. One spent his time chasing after the wind while the other choked on the ashes of the dead. Stories about Morty and Eusine.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki
Face Palmer by GentlemanBones reviews
This is probably exactly how it would've gone down if Palmer had been there during Cyrus' plan instead of Cynthia. Down to the letter.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Palmer/Kurotsugu, Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
1000 Paper Cranes by hedeadwhat reviews
Romano is feeling open and vulnerable and he knows that only one person is able to make him feel like that. But, is he simply willing to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
hetalia by dyllyny bryccyli reviews
axis powers picnic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Für Glauben und Ehre by BesserwisserForHire reviews
Germany knew no one would ever cry for him, but Italy would always smile. WW2 drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Germany - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Rain by Guardian Arrow reviews
I still want to smile while there is still something worth smiling about. Drabble - UK/US Friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2008 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spooge Boob Triangle Dress by the 6ft dick reviews
SpongeBob tries getting his boating license but things go horribly wrong.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
How to Burn Down a Gym by Zhampy reviews
Dawn is called in to assist Volkner and Flint at the Sunyshore Gym. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba - Complete
Sickness by JadeCurtiss reviews
Sun Ce not feeling well. They must cure.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007
Thunderstorms on Gunsmoke by meganichan04 reviews
The planet Gunsmoke experiences its first thunderstorm, and Wolfwood isn't having a good time of it thanks to a certain gunman...
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Waking the Idiots by silver-dagger-113 reviews
Spoof on the Waking the Dragons season What if the first agent Dartz sent to capture the Pharaoh’s soul was an idiot? What if no one could pronounce the Seal of Orichalcos? What if paper cups were Millennium Items? Well, then you’d have this story!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Dartz, Yami Bakura
Psycho Shadow Duel by silver-dagger-113 reviews
This is my happy little story making fun of that happy little duel between Yami Malik and Bakura during Battle City. Watch out, Malik's ARMED! Rated for insanity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Perpetrate Some Delicious Nastiness by SpookyChild reviews
Ever wonder what the series would be like it if centered around Kurama and Hiei? You didn't? Well, here it is anyway...so...read or I'll kill you.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/2/2003
HOLY RA! by silver-dagger-113 reviews
The tale of a Pharaoh, a Priest, and a Psychotic Tomb Robber. All left to rot in the hot Egyptian sun! Ok, so that's not all that happens, but as always, madness abounds! ShounenAi Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Set - Complete
Don't tell Mai secret Yet! by LoveoftheStoriesAnime reviews
Serenity has to tell her brother about who she's seeing, but NOT YET! So, she enlists the help of her friend Mai to 'distract' him... JoeyxMai SetoxSerenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,296 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Mai K./Mai V.
One Week by innominate reviews
The Domino High School sophomore class takes a ski trip. Yami takes ski lessons, Bakura disappears, and Joey and Kaiba get roommate angst. Shounen-ai, sort of...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,222 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003
The Freakishly Queer YGO! Special by darkshadow-23 reviews
[Early Christmas one-shot & Bday Present fic] Oh no. The cast of YGO! is celebrating Christmas! The Hikaris are torturing the Yamis, Kaiba and Joey goes donate their blood, Yami makes slightly less poisionous muffins and Bakura get's stabbed by Santa!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Master Male Nurse from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
Here is the third installment of the ‘Bakura the Master’ saga. Ryou gets the flu, and it’s up to Bakura to make him better. Yes, you have the right to fear for Ryou’s little life. FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
Master Backseat Driver from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
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Gaycheese Harmonia Gropius reviews
Gaycheese Harmonia Gropius.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Natural Harmonia Gropius reviews
Natural Harmonia Gropius.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Cressmas in July reviews
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Cress/Corn, Ghetsis H./Geechisu H. - Complete
Toga Morty reviews
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
Black to the Future reviews
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Grimsley/Giima, Marshal/Renbuu - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Reggie/Reiji, Bidoof/Bippa - Complete
Planet of the Afros
All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Flint/Ōba, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
Whips reviews
It isn't until you come to a spiritual understanding of who you are - not necessarily a religious feeling, but deep down, the spirit within - that you can begin to take control.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Eusine/Minaki, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
pokemon best wishes: the real first movie reviews
ash, iris, and dent have to save the world
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cilan/Dento - Complete
the adventures of gold and silver reviews
just two boys having a good time. in bed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
Where All the Kawaii Things Are reviews
Eusine and Morty are on the quest to find their precious legendary Pokemon. Most of their other adventures are unnecessary, though.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Will Artie be able to fill in the missing gap in Yacon's heart?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Burgh/Arty, Clay/Yakon - Complete
Everyday reviews
The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Cilan/Dento, Chili/Pod - Complete
brotherly love reviews
Renbu would do whatever it took to save a life even if it meant sacrificing his own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Marshal/Renbuu, Grimsley/Giima - Complete
Thirst for more reviews
The Mamepatos are singing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
love is a game for two reviews
Volkner just doesn't know what to do anymore.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Flint/Ōba, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
everyone loves steven reviews
Steven tries to deny the truth.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Steven S./Daigo, Sapphire B. - Complete
based on a true story reviews
Morty takes a poop.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
I'll make a man out of you reviews
Roark is now a man.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Byron/Tougan, Roark/Hyouta - Complete
Knock knock reviews
It was too late.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Hit me baby one more time reviews
Life ain't always about gumdrops and lollipops.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Chimchar/Hikozaru - Complete
I called her on the phone reviews
It was fun while it lasted. Now to go to hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - America - Complete
Boom diggy bop reviews
What an Englishman foo gets for wearing pants, yo!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Dance with Me reviews
Feliciano wants Ludwig to dance with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gits reviews
Alfred does something, which humiliates Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Enter the Boner reviews
Hong Kong decided it was time to practice his pick up line.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Hong Kong, America - Complete
Sleeping Naked reviews
Ludwig decides on what to get Feliciano for Christmas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
PBBSPHT! reviews
Sick... sick...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Greece, N. Italy - Complete
Trip in the Road reviews
Ash hijacks Misty via road trip.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Final Countdown reviews
optimus prime returns home to find starscream ready to go
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
a beautiful love ballad between raito and L reviews
sweet, passionate lovemaking between 2 boys that have nowhere to go in this cruel society
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Light Y., L
food reviews
ash challenges paul
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Forever yours reviews
Ash and Paul. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete