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Joined 04-21-12, id: 3942714, Profile Updated: 09-08-12
Author has written 5 stories for King Arthur, Clash of the Titans, 2010, Three Musketeers, Unit One/Rejseholdet, Hobbit, Tristan + Isolde, and Zen.

A few stories inspired from all manner of sources - just wee bits of fun. I have iconoclastic tastes.

Favorite Films: "Russian Ark" (this film will break your heart!) Valhalla Rising, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Shame, Green Butchers, Open Hearts, La Strada, LOTR , Night Watch/Day Watch (Brilliant Russian fantasy -HP for Grown ups) Flame & Citron, Coco & Igor (let me just confess - almost anything with Mads Mikkelsen!) Reds, The Fall, Illuminata, Dogville, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasus, Tristan & Isolde, Withnail & I, The Wicker Man (original) just to start ...

Books: Beowulf, Nabakov's "Pale Fire", Egilssaga, Anything by Chaucer, The Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, The Parasol Protectorate (steam punk fantasy series) A Peoples Tragedy (Russian history) Medieval Welsh Erotic Poetry (Canu Maswedd yr Oesoedd Canol) {yes it's a real book!} Too many other books to list really ...

Music - Rasputina, Vasen, Thomas Tallis, Bulgarian Folk music, Bagpipes, Cello music, Harpsichord music, Phillip Glass - really all sorts...

Actors - Oh dear... those wonderful Mikkelsen brothers - Mads and Lars, Rufus Sewell, Eddie Izzard, Richard Armitage, Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch...Although only Mads, Richard and Rufus will most likely ever show up in a story ...maybe...

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Summer Storm by Witch of Eastwick reviews
Diplomacy. Tristan scoffed. An excuse for back-stabbing and scheming. Being a confidant of the king did have its disadvantages. When the actions of one, single ally put the entire kingdom at risk, Tristan is not looking forward to cleaning up the mess.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Tristan
The Bear-Man's Daughter by freshneverfrozen reviews
The Bear-Man's daughter is many things: woman, wolf, watcher, occasional mute and trickster. For years she has owed the Grey Wizard a favor and fulfilling it leads her to the exploits of Thorin & Co. and ever closer to the heart of a cheeky young dwarf whose fate may not be hers to change; OC/Kili & some Thorin awesomesauce. !SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,889 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Bard, Kili - Complete
Ne're forsake me, here remain by funnygirl00 reviews
Guy meets a strong spirited woman in the dungeons under the castle. It's hate at first sight for them both. Can Guy see past his misery to see that Meg is the woman to completly turn his life around? And if they can make their life together, can it ever be beautiful and peaceful? Guy's life has left scars upon many hearts; has he the right to bring those curses upon Meg?
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,071 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Guy of Gisborne, Meg - Complete
On the Current by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes you have to go outside to find an adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Bilbo B.
Durin's Deadliest Day by Task Mistress reviews
Thorin, Frerin and their army go off to war at Azanulbizar. Dis and Tian who follow, plan to be near, to aid the wounded. The year is 2799 before the betrothel of Thorin to Tian. The document gives Tian's acccount of the battle, the death of Frerin and the aftermath. As she witnessed and recorded, years later, after her betrothel to Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thorin, Dis
Blacksmith by pherede reviews
"I can hold my tongue when I wish," she said. "Ah, but you would not wish to for long." During his pauper blacksmith days, Thorin is blackmailed by a human woman. Warnings for adultery, detailed oral sex, and bodice-rippery so excessive that an actual bodice is ripped.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Thorin - Complete
When Thorin met Tauriel by Saraleee reviews
Thorin Oakenshield meets a Mirkwood elf named Tauriel, and their lives are changed forever. NOTE: Written Jan/Feb 2012 (last chapter May 2012), long before The Hobbit:AUJ came out. It's based on the book, plus photos of Richard Armitage as Thorin and of Evangeline Lilly (before her costume). I wanted to prove that Thorin could be a romantic hero - but RA has settled that question!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,609 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Thorin - Complete
Robin Hood: The Road to Redemption by Sarah Cartwright reviews
Robin has vowed to avenge Marian's death. Guy wants for revenge for what he's lost. Who can save them now?
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,203 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009
The Handmaids' Tale by MrsTater reviews
After Jorah's startling revelation, Dany is equally surprised to learn what her handmaids think of her faithful knight.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Daenerys T., Jorah M. - Complete
There's A Hound Asleep On The Stairs, Again! by TLH reviews
Sandor Clegane is drunk again... Just a short one shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Solace by TheMotherQuill reviews
Sansa is allowed a ride in the Kingswood, so long as the Hound accompanies her. During a storm, they learn all there is to know about one another. I know this is rather a long one-shot, but those darned love birds just wouldn't let me stop!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
You Loved Me Still the Same by MrsTater reviews
Their gifts were carefully chosen and presented on this, the Day of Lovers, to win the hand of the Dragon Queen, but only one of Daenerys' suitors knows the way to her heart. Futurefic.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jorah M., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
The Road by whatcatydidnext reviews
Ricky is more than the sum of his parts, much more. He loves life and all it offers, he has no trouble trying the world on his own terms.
Inspector George Gently - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - G. Gently - Complete
My Son by Roofran411 reviews
Adhemar's mother is informed of his approaching marriage. She is not well pleased! this also fills out some of Adhemar's background
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011
Whose Scent the Fair Annoys by MrsTater reviews
An errand with Dany brings Jorah close to home...and farther away than ever.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jorah M., Daenerys T. - Complete
Coming Home by Numbatstuff reviews
This story takes place after the end of the 2006 movie version of T&I and follows the relationship between Marke & Isolde as established in the movie. Rated M for love, so be warned! Updated by another 800 or so words, although the story hasn't changed.
Tristan + Isolde - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Past, Present and Future by Witch of Eastwick reviews
Gawain's wench disappears from his bed and Arthur finds a murderous young woman in his room. Things suddenly are not as quiet as they were around the fort. Their last Woad season coming up, the knights try to find out what she is hiding.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 177,855 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Tristan, Gawain - Complete
A Matter of Pride by TLH reviews
COMPLETE: What Tristan wants, Tristan gets..or at least he always did until he meets Cait, a feisty young widow determined to keep him at arms length. Takes place five years after the battle of Badon Hill. Tristan and Cait o/c
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,234 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Tristan's Choice by Winsome Elf reviews
Tristan, the most enigmatic and disturbing of Arthur's knights, helps a damaged young woman begin a new life and loses the heart he never knew he had in the process. It won't be easy, and it won't be pretty. A TristanOC romance.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,776 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
May Eve by Solstice4 reviews
The night before the Day of Death and Rebirth. What do the islanders feel and do on this night of all nights? How does His Lordship feel about what he must do? What will lead them through May Eve?
Wicker Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2005
The Wicker King by Screaming Ferret reviews
To whom do the people of Summerisle turn to when the crops fail again?
Wicker Man - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
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Thorin the Wanderer reviews
This is a Non Canonical piece inspired by Peter Jackson's 2012 film and Richard Armitage's interpretation of a certain disenfranchised Warrior Prince from the Lonely Mountain in Erebor...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,249 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin
When Fischer met Zen reviews
This short piece is composed in an attempt to break out of a bad bout of writers block and as you may well guess my perverse fixations with Rufus Sewell and Mads Mikkelsen have yet to be exorcised. My fan fiction is high on the fiction - so my story is entirely out of my imagination, although I freely borrow the lovely persons of Allan Fischer Unit One and Aurelio Zen from BBC's
Crossover - Unit One/Rejseholdet & Zen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - A. Fischer
Rochefort 20 reviews
Rochefort 2.0 A clockwork punk fiction based loosely on the 2011 Film 'T3M'. This romp involves silly gear punk, airships and some fantastical alternate reality...
Three Musketeers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012
Dragonstar reviews
Dragonstar a silly little back story for everyone's favorite commander of the Honor Guards of Argos - Draco Mads Mikkelsen - a jolly little romp, full of nonsensical languages and it's rated M for a reason!
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Draco
The Road to Kernow reviews
A fanciful combination of elements from King Arthur and from Tristan & Isolde - This is entirely my own musings and is non canonical to either film. Please be charitable and remember it's just a story!
Crossover - King Arthur & Tristan + Isolde - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Tristan - Complete