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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.

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I've just realised I'm terrible at writing about myself so I'm just going to... not fill this out.

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Unspoken by unspeakable49 reviews
Letters from different characters after different incidents. IMPORTANT: This story was initially named Letters to Ourselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/13/2012
Different Men, Same First Name by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Hermione is doodling in Potions class. Snape collects the notes, and misunderstands the doodles. Harmless, but funny. Based partly from a real life experiance. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Lords Daughter by PantherPatronus reviews
Rodophlus dies in a raid, and Bellatrix turns to her Lord for comfort - just not the type of comfort he had in mind... Enter Callia Riddle. This fic is sort-of AU, and does have at least one slash pairing, though it will not be the main focus. I own nothing besides Callia and the plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,459 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Draco M., OC
Harry Potter and the Game of The Sims 2 by HermioneRon 4ever reviews
During the summer, Harry,Ron,Hermione,and Ginny are cast into a game of The Sims 2.What happens when you're forced to do something you've secretly wanted? RHr HG. Pre DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,148 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Cheating On A History Of Magic Test by RebbecaShan reviews
The teachers at Hogwarts have finally noticed that most students don't take A History Of Magic Class very seriously. So they decided to go Slytherin on them and make them all take a test on it that will have a large part in their final grade. No Slash, Short, Might do a Sequel/Epilogue if you guys want me to! Most innocent thing I have ever written I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Heart of Christmas by tiggeroz reviews
Prompt: Christmas chaos. Severus finds that he has to share his Christmas, and Harry, with three extra Potters. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In The Lion's Den by Callmecrazy17 reviews
Severus is given the chance to live his life over. He will make new choices, friends, and chase after the girl he loves in this new reality where he is sorted into Gryffindor. AU Sev/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,757 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
From the Desk of Lord Voldemort by DramioneForever123 reviews
Follow our dear Voldy-Moldy as he writes letters to practically everyone featured in the Harry Potter series. Review and let me know which person Lord Voldemort should write to next! REVIEW! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Voldemort
Love In Silence by Meladara reviews
For years he had watched her, listened to her, and most of all loved her in silence but this Christmas that will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By Firelight by bluelips1 reviews
The knock at his door proposed a tantalising distraction from monotonous Hufflepuff essays. Snape met her eyes, a peculiar look blinking fleetingly across his features. Hermione suspected that it might have been surprise. (PG: Hermione. G/Severus. S, AU Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nightime Visitor by Midnightwolf72 reviews
Freddy Krueger decides to pay you a visit. Freddy X Reader OC . There is a serious lack of these out there, so I thought I would bring one out! This is Unisex for all the gay guys out there ; Feel free to let me know how you like it in the comments. Also suggest any more shippings or couples I should do. Like maybe a Jason X Reader? Anyway, M for Swearing and Themes.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Freddy K.
Happy Christmas, Harry by lightning-lion7 reviews
A quick one-shot about Harry's first Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., James P.
God Help Krueger by SideshowJazz1 reviews
"No one ever asked me why I murdered." Inside every murderer is a tortured soul, who has a reason for everything they do. Songfic of Emilie Autumn's song "God Help Me".
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Freddy K.
Sweet Nightmare by TokyoNeko11 reviews
A Freddy x Reader fanfic since there isn't much of these Please comment and tell me what you think.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Freddy K.
Thank you Rosalie Cullen by hannienaalamele
Isabella Black reveals how she helped in the making of the Twilight Saga...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bella - Complete
Blades of Blood by Angelic Samurai reviews
"If you were gonna be by yourself, you should've carried a blade." What if Ponyboy HAD been carrying a blade? Violence and Slash.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ponyboy C., Dallas W.
My Immortal: Reloaded by UniqueTeen reviews
Have you ever thought 'What would Tara/Todd Giliesbie's Famous My Immortal be if converted to be readable', if so, then this is it. This is My Immortal with less grammar mistakes, less angry Dumbledore, and less wrist cutting. Is Ebony the same Hot topic loving, prep hating vampire that we all love/hate/cry over at the butchering of the English language? See within to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2012 - OC, Draco M.
The Snitch to my Seeker by DrPotterhead reviews
A lot has changed in the past year for the graduating year at Hogwarts. Harry and Draco are thicker than thieves, the Slytherins and Gryffindors have never been closer and Professor Trelawny hasn't predicted a death all year. Harry is stressing over the Graduation Ball and no one seems to know why...Is one broken promise going to destroy everything Harry's worked for this year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Almost Kiss by Gamma Orionis reviews
She told him that she did not want to be unfaithful, even though it was untrue. Written for HedwigBlack's Almost Kiss Competition on the HPFC forum and dark-bingo on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Snapeisms by Mione21 reviews
With all that infernal and constant scribbling, Severus just couldn't stand another minute without knowing what Hermione Granger was jotting down in that little book. DH-disregarded. AU and only a smidge fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moment Gone Wrong by bookfreak1317 reviews
You know that scene in part 2 of the Deathly Hallows where it looked like Harry and Voldemort would kiss? Well, what if they did... crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Death Eater Chat Room RePost by KateKicksAss reviews
So, my first copy of this story got deleted for some reason. So, Voldemort is very busy, so to save time, he decides to hold a Death Eater meeting through online chat instead of going to Headquarters. BIG mistake! Chaos and hilarity ensue as the Death Eaters use the internet for the first time in their lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Good Luck Charlie, 14 years later by ginnyweasley10123 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Charlie Duncan receives a package in the mail from a mysterious "Teddy Duncan". Read and Review! No flames please!
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Charlie D., Teddy D.
The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater by Think My Name Is Funny Do You reviews
"Guys we are all out of pizza!" - Snape stood up in the hot tub, furious. "You pompous pig! You couldn't even wait on me!" - Voldie Moldie fell to the ground laughing, "I… can't… believe… you… wear… spandex!" He managed between laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Considering Our Age Difference Is This Appropriate by LondonGirl101 reviews
Sam barges into his bathroom, demanding to know why he doesn't have any ham around, when she stops mid-sentence because he's in the bathtub. Naked. He's naked, and for some weird reason, she doesn't go back out the door, yelling out apologies, but stands there, frozen. Spam. Little OOC.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Acromantula Venom by Little Darling reviews
A short little drabble about Hermione and her Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Bet On Your Clothes by GreenEyedRedHead1994 reviews
Severus and Hermione make a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Lights by kessilover reviews
A short scene between Harry and a pregnant Hermione. Ignore the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Perfect Day by FyreFawn reviews
Hermione gets a whole day of perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slither In by LoonyLoopyLupin96 reviews
He really shouldn't feel that way for her. And certainly not just as a replacement for Lily. Teacher/Student
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perils of Reading Utter Tosh by Raven Sky Costello reviews
AKA: The Perils of Not Getting Enough Sleep When You're 21. Total crack!fic. Harry has just become a Professor at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, Snape and his shiny skin and bright teeth haven't paid him any attention since he arrived 3 hours ago. Sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Decide by TeamFreeWill94 reviews
OneShot. Severus makes a huge mistake and Harry walks away. What will Severus decide? Slash. SS/HP Established relationship. Mention of SS/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
A Sketch In Time by Master Snape reviews
A simple moment in a love story that spans the test of time. Written for an exchange that failed to happen. I did not want the story to sit wasted, so I decided to post it here. No reviews are necessary. If you enjoy it, that is enough for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucius vs Severus: The Battle for Flitwick's Love by delicatedreams reviews
The title says it all, my dears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Special by IsabellaMarieSnape reviews
Just a little oneshot featuring my favorite pairing. Ron's an idiot, and Severus is...well, Severus. Enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unfortunate Leap by drakien reviews
Wasn't one set of Weasley twins enough? Severus and Hermione have to deal with the after-effects of one of the twin's "clever" pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Happy Just to Dance With You by depplvr12
Sirius and Hermione one shot. Fluffy. Kinda unrealistic but a cute read none the less. Takes place during Hermione's fourth year. Rate and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Odes to Rhinos and Other Nonsense by Meladara reviews
When she finds herself unexpectedly in love, Hermione decides use a favorite past time to make her confession. AU, Post Hogwart, EWE, One shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
JKR Disclaimers by aew1818 reviews
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrichor by The Duchess of Telmar reviews
"Why are you still awake?" he mumbled, smiling slightly. She ignored this, "I want a baby." One-shot. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Making Friends by WillowWand49 reviews
Hermione, Harry and Ron are best friends - but in a war friendship can't always come first. One Shot. SSHG mentioned in passing. AN I don't know any latin, I used an online translator so I hope it is not too awful. x Willow
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a dream by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione dreams of Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Crime by CyraAideen reviews
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart. You steal mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ya'aburnee by Nigihayami Haruko reviews
"Is this for me?" "Most positively not. This is for another bushy-haired, quick-tempered harridan who promised a quick b***job if I bought her a trinket. Could you replace that box on the shelf? I believe she might be returning soon..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by OCDdegrassi reviews
Voldemort's finally getting the Sweet Sixteen party that he always wanted. Purely a crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Bluebound Beginnings by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Professor Snape comes across a book he shouldn't be reading. GS100 'Twin' Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Held Back by The Blatant Proof reviews
Three years after the war is over, Severus is with Hermione. But he isn't fully there. SS/HG, SS/LE Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathtub by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Hermione's been having nightmares. And as she runs away from them, she ends up running to the person who can help her the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Either Way, I'll Break Your Heart by NephilimEQ reviews
Severus Snape knows he'll hurt her...the only question is, when will it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Jar Of Hearts by Alan's Only reviews
This is a song fiction worth reading. Please enjoy. Jar of hearts, told by Severus' experiences with Lucius... But something changed in his life. Letting him be able to tell the light man "Don't come back at all" SS/HG and Major mention of SS/LM.NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Am I Dreaming? by Rurple101 reviews
Just a short one shot in a scene with Severus and Hermione. No plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All That Remains by XoXSectumsempraXoX reviews
Severus comforts the woman he loves. Rated K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fun Side: We Have Karaoke by stanzaic reviews
In which Yaxley watches a sexy infomercial, Bellatrix sucks helium, and Snape waltzes with a Cleansweep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
More than Brushstrokes by debjunk reviews
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Half Blood Prince by Angel Dust Fury reviews
Why is Harry so distant on his lover's birthday. Post DH except for epilogue. HPSS DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Never Been Kissed by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeDumbledore slash. Good things come to those who wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Edward Scissorhands by Allison Lane reviews
What if Kim Boggs didn't leave the mansion on the hill with the mob?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2001 - Complete
Codex page reviews
Leonardo will stop at nothing to get his Codex page. Cute drabble. Implied LeoxEzio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete