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Joined 06-01-03, id: 394333, Profile Updated: 01-22-08
Author has written 8 stories for Gilmore Girls, CSI, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lost.
I'm a 'normal' 22 year old (whatever in Hell that is). I'm in college and I like to hang out with my friends and party with them. My mother thinks I'm wierd but that's normal in my universe. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no."HA! Normality is all in your perception of the world around you. If your crazy, normal is crazy. The World is Crazy, get used to it!
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What Happens In AC by Trinity Everett reviews
"Castle, Castle wake up." Their joined hands wiggle against her belly in her efforts to rouse him. "Castle, we got married last night," she hisses. - A Season 4 AU that starts mid-4x08 (Heartbreak Hotel) based on a tumblr prompt. Caskett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,145 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Day You Walked Away by jam821 reviews
On the verge of starting something new, Beckett accepts Castle's invitation to the Hampton's only to have Gina arrive before he can reply. The lonely summer stretches ahead but that's not the last Kate sees of Castle or his family. An AU Season Two ending and Summer 2014 Ficathon entry.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,317 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C. - Complete
Most Eligible Bachelor? by Googie reviews
Beckett and Castle are together now, but it's still a secret. No problem. Except for the fact that Castle has made the Ledger's List of Most Eligible Bachelors once again. Hmmm...how will this work out? A play on the B plot from episode 2x14, 'The Third Man'.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,508 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Close Quarters by NevynR reviews
When Castle and Beckett are sent to chase down a lead out of town and have to spend a few days staying in the same hotel room, things get a little... interesting. Smut-warning applies. Now complete.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,626 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Pepper For Your Thoughts by SilverHeart09 reviews
After Tony is wounded, it's up to Pepper to take care of him, fluff AND Pepperony, please review!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Warm and Fuzzy by International08 reviews
A writer, a detective, and her cat ring in the new year. A sequel to "Fluff." Yes, you should probably read that first. COMPLETE.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,600 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Legend of El Diablo by CSI Clue reviews
Man VS Machine. Any bets on which will win? Beta'ed by VR Trakowski and Lovellama. I am grateful to them both!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Date Crashing by DPark reviews
Tony didn't think that getting a girlfriend would actually be so difficult. Tony/Pepper, One-shot.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
This is Reality by Jesse Falling reviews
Complete. Eventually, the explanation of their deaths faded from question and became reality. Dead to the world with nothing to live for, they must now fight to survive. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,853 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/22/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Northern Lights by FeistyFox reviews
DG knows something has changed but can't seem to find the explanation to what is eating away at her. Searching for a answers may lead her on an adventure she hadn't planed on.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,585 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
An Apple A Day Keeps the Zeros Away by LittleAlbatross reviews
After a journey in the woods threatens DG's life, Cain finds a new reason to love the forbidden fruit.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas Bones by notesofwimsey reviews
The days between Christmas and Epiphany are a time of searching for the light. What will Brennan and Booth learn about each other in those 12 Days of Christmas? More importantly, what will they learn about themselves?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Presenting … Lucas Danes? by gilmoregirl1979 reviews
LL ship! little of father daughter Rory Luke but mainly JAVA CHAPTER 50 of the epic saga. What if Luke had taken Rory to her Debutante Ball instead, and the domino effect it would have on Season 2!I hope you can forgive my absence long enough to RR.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 336,049 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Pulse by jasminedragons reviews
They made love on the carpeted floor, the leather couch, and, once, the waterbed. GSR.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
The Destination by Giwu reviews
How did Grissom and Sara get back together? This is a sequel to The Journey of 1000 Miles, but it can stand alone. Rating will change to M with Chapter 7.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Dead Ringer by dreamsofhim reviews
Every person is supposed to have an exact double somewhere in the world. When asked about it once, Grissom said, "Never been proved." Until now. Grissom & Sara, established relationship. STORY ON HIATUS.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,018 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Gil G., Sara S.
Fast Hands by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes you have to go with your impulse. A challenge fic for VR Trakowski
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Running Away by Mandolin Reign reviews
Crossover with Law & Order SVU. Sara leaves Vegas, and Grissom, carrying a secret to New York. She knows she will never stop loving him, but can she move on with her life? Complete. GSR & John/Casey
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,270 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
The Education of Temperance Brennan by gator-md reviews
Some things you don't learn in school. Booth teaches Brennan a few things.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,309 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Remembering Forward Again by microgirl reviews
Another look at remembering the quirky and serendipitous road...GSR
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,060 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Gil G., Sara S.
Eldorado by csishewolf reviews
Ever wonder what the CSI gang would be like in the Old West? AU. Historical Romance GSR. Complete.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,060 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Duties and Desires by microgirl reviews
The doctors at Sandy Tree Hospital work hard to save lives, but can they save their own hearts? GSR and other fun pairings. Also Slash warning.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gil G., Sara S.
Green Light by Anwa reviews
Luke looked at Lorelai, then back to their position, then back at Lorelai, and finally said, “How’d that happen?”. An alternate look at the events of ‘That Damn Donna Reed’ 1.14
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? by Solomynne reviews
Sara and Grissom are asked to go undercover as a newlywed couple so they can catch a killer. set before GSR was canon. rated T for language.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Unexpected Surprise by jenbachand reviews
She noticed Grissom gave her old friend a firm handshake as he slid his other hand onto the small of her back. For my dear friend bluebeyonder who requested Sara Sidle CSI Seely Booth Bones Crossover. I miss you Tiff.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
The Wall by IvoryAlchemist reviews
The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on. Goodbye, blue sky. Goodbye, blue sky. Goodbye. [Grissom character study]
CSI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Gil G. - Complete
Beauty and the Beholder by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Sara, he's just trying to get you to see what we see when we look at you. Hotness. GSR
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,374 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
The Journey of 1000 Miles by Giwu reviews
How did Grissom and Sara meet?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Sara's Christmas Wish List by Bellabrew reviews
GSR. Sara writes down her Christmas Wish List and is surprised when she gets more than she wished for. Story completed 02.19.06.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,091 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Into the Rift by nightblight reviews
She really was past it all. She'd grown, moved on. Right? This is a GSR. The rating has changed to M for language and definite future content. Also contains a light casefile
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,499 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Rumnog and the Perfect Gift by sweet-surrender5 reviews
A GSR Christmas fic! Grissom follows traditions and Sara...well, Sara has a Christmas far different than she's ever had. Please R and R!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Cotidie by wobbear reviews
Months after Cotidie originally ended, here’s an epilogue – what happened after the ball game. Rating is now M. GSR.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,082 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Strangely Cathartic by nightblight reviews
This is a case file combined with a character study, and of course a little bit of romance. A fatal shooting at a crime scene reveals that all is not what it seemed in Sara Sidle's life. GSR GSR GSR
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,575 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Candy Shop II: Wheeling, Nevada by CSI Clue reviews
AU: Undercover agents Mr. Peppermint and Miss Chocolate begin an elaborate Con.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Life Can't Stay Happy Forever by starshollow108 reviews
JavieJunkie! Luke and Lorelai are going to have a kid. Rory is going back to Yale and living at home during the summer. Life seems to be going great but nothing can stay happy forever, can it? LAST CHAPTER REVISED! COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Home by Katiesmom07 reviews
Grissom and Sara are forced to take built up vacation. Will this time off together bring them closer together? Will they overcome the obstacles in their way? GSR. Some spoilers including season six finale.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Underneath Snow by AndyPrueForever reviews
New summary, same story. Lorelai and Luke got together a little earlier. Lorelai got pregnant with Luke's baby and eventually gave birth to their daughter. They got married and now Lorelai is living the perfect family life. But is it really what it's cut
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,395 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Tough Love, Baby by Maria14 reviews
Previously 'Fades to Black'. Stand alone pieces about what happens after each episode. Partings: Rory gets messages from Logan. Lorelai gets hope from Luke. Maybe everything will be OK.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Last Chance by Turtlebaby reviews
GSR Case file Sara leaving? Sara & Grissom POV Complete! I didn't mean to, but it got really fluffy at the end. I couldn't stop the GSR fluff. Out of my control... Please R&R
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Lucky Number Five by Lorimar Jayne reviews
An arrival of a new stranger in Stars Hollow will help Luke and Lorelai realize what they both want.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Moments by SortItOut reviews
A lovely little Luke and Lorelai story that starts right after Dean Interrupts the pair eating in the gazebo in A Tisket A Tasket and goes from there… Permanent Hiatus.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Who Lies Beneath by ocdwithlhg reviews
LL. There's only one thing that can stop me. She told her best friend... She's made many mistake before, but which one's the mistake this time? The wedding, or the night before? COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,842 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
Kim Possible 2: The Once And Future Monkey King by Darksaber's Naco reviews
Set post STD. My first fan fic. An attempted to carry on the Kim Possible story line in my own way. You’ll just have to read it to see what’s in it! Please R&R! Done, Complete, Finished!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Open Window by aliross33 reviews
An unfortunate event brings Luke and Lorelai together, 3,000 miles from home. Complete story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,030 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
The Lost Generation by CSI Clue reviews
Grissom thinks over the consequences of his life, and the secret he carries.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
One Wintry Night by jj addict reviews
A little tale to support the sexiness of Luke and Lorelai. Pure fantasy...no spoilers...no angst.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Conversations on a Barge by robot iconography reviews
Yet another fluff-fest. Excellent. Reviews encouraged.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
Accidental Engagement by SpelCastrMax reviews
When the group returns to England after the first defeat of Imhotep, Rick starts a lie that spreads amongst Evy's friends.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
Concourse by Lady Primrose Roxton reviews
*Complete* Starts where HotS left off - how do they save the Plateau? Enquiring minds need to read ;)
Lost World - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Complete
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Coming Home After reviews
The Other Possible conclusion to the Living Doll. Written to go with Coming Home but it's not nessacary to read it.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Coming Home reviews
My take on a POSSIBLE conclusion to Living Doll.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Road Trip! reviews
This was inspired by Hurley's Van of Near Death back in episode 310 Tricia Tanaka Is Dead. Basically, the boys go on an Island Road Trip!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Letters Have Consequences reviews
What happens when Grissom finds out Sara's read THE letter.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
The Reasons for Madness reviews
Jack and AnaMaria have a duo of conversations about Jack's behavior. Written Before DMC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
A Moment reviews
Continuation of the shaving scene in Fallen Idols. One shot. I got bored in Human Anatomy today.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
A Prince Among Diner Men reviews
Just a little One shot. Lorelai's sick! Who will play nurse?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
The Diner Man's Gift reviews
Just a little oneshot, minuteinthelifeof Luke And Lorelai sort of thing. This is my first Gilmore Girls fan fic so PLEASE read and review and be gentle!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete