Author has written 6 stories for Kung Fu Panda, and Sisters Grimm.
I am Puckabrinaluver! I love writing, drawing, thinking, learning about the planets or World War II. I love cows, all colors, KFP 2, and reading. I have have recently started posting my Ti/Po works on deviant art, so if you want to see that, the link is below.
WARNING: I use excessive amounts of exclamation points, so if you hate happy people, then you would shoot me!
So, I read a lot of Fanfics that I never Fav/Follow. I try my best, but my iPad likes to act up, so I might review not logged in. If you want to respond (I usually tell you that I do have an account) then you can just send a note my way. But, like I said, my iPad acts up, so I might not respond for a while.
Fanart & Requests: Getting to it... Not motivated to draw much anymore. I'm trying not to make any promises anymore, 'cause I'm bad with deadlines.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (You know, I used to not know which witch is which, but now I hate it when anybody else gets anything wrong, I am such a serious grammar nazi)
Copy and paste if you are a twilight fan, but enjoy making fun of it.
Check out my deviantart: http://puckabrinaluver.deviantart.com/
Favorite Actor: Jack Black/ Vic Mignogna (love those two so much!!)
Favorite Actress: Angelina Jolie
Favorite Couples/OTPs:(in no particular order, Favorite depending on day)
Kid Flash/Wally x Robin/Dick
Red Arrow x KF x Robin
Red Arrow x KF
Red Arrow x Aqua Lad
Robin x Red Arrow
M'gann x Superboy
Artemis x Zatanna
Batman x Superman
Batman x Catwoman
Batman x The Flash
Abby x McGee
Tony x Ziva
Ziva x Abby
Adell x Rozalin
Willow x Tara
Willow x Xander
Buffy x Xander
Spike x Buffy
Xander x Spike
Annie x Auggie
Sandy x Sponge Bob
Al x Mei
Princess Bubblegum x Marceline
Marceline x Finn
Finn x Princess Bubblegum
Fionna x Marshal Lee
Marshal Lee x Prince Gumball
Prince Gumball x Marceline
Marshal Lee x PG x Fionna
Arthur x Merlin (Can't convince me otherwise)
Jade x Tori
Tori x Beck
Beck x Jade
Robbie x Tori
Andre x Jade
Andre x Tori
Cat x Tori
Cat x Jade
Cat x Robbie
Cat x Andre
Cat x Sam
Sam x Carly
Sam x Freddie
Carly x Freddie
Spencer x Mrs. Benson
Gibby x Spencer
Natsu x Lucy
Gray x Erza
Erza x Natsu
Erza x Lucy
Gray x Natsu
Gray x Lucy
Max x Fang
Rin x Shiemi
Rin x Yukio
Rin x Bon
Rin x Yukio x Shiemi
Harry x Ginny
Harry x Hermione
Hermione x Ron
Harry x Luna
Luna x Hermione
Rukia x Ichigo
Ichigo x Renji
Muara x Jane
Sabrina x Puck
Winry x Edward
Edward x Roy
Roy x Riza
Sonic x Shadow
Po x Tigress
Monkey x Mantis
Viper x Crane
Viper x Mantis
Crane x Mei Ling
Starfire x Robin
Starfire x Raven
Raven x Beast Boy
Percy x Nico (OTPPPPPPPP!!!)
Percy x Nico x Jason
Percy x Nico x Annabeth
Percy x Nico x Jason
Nico x Jason
Jason x Piper
Hazel x Frank
Hazel x Leo
Leo x Nico
Hazel x Piper
Hazel x Rachel
Rachel x Annabeth
Percy x Annabeth
Luke x Annabeth
Luke x Thalia
Thalia x Annabeth
Piper x Annabeth
Reyna x Annabeth
Jason x Percy
Korra x Mako
Korra x Bolin
Korra x Bolin x Mako
Arnold x Helga
Hiccup x Jack (HIJACK FOR THE WIN FUCKERS!!!)
Used to be a huge Astrid x Hiccup and Jack x Tooth shipper, but then ROTBTD happened... HIJACK JACKUP FROSTCUP FOREVER!!!
Astrid x Merida
Astrid x Tooth
Merida x Tooth
Rapunzel x Flynn
Rapunzel x Merida
Human!Toothless x Hiccup
Human!Toothless x Human!Bunnymund
Roomie x Lillian
Eren x Levi
Eren x Mikasa
Eren x Armin
Levi x Petra
Marcos x Jean
Remus x Sirius
Lily x Snape
Lily x James
Magnus x Alec (FUCKING MALEC IS AMAZING!!)
Clary x Jace
Jace x Simon
Simon x Clary
Clary's mom x Luke
Isabelle x Simon
Maka x Soul
Four x Tris
Wendy x Dipper
Belle x Rumpelstiltskin
Panty x Stocking
Sheldon x Amy
Amy x Penny
Penny x Leonard
Sheldon x Penny
Howard x Raj
Raj x Bernadette
Bernadette x Howard
Finn x Harv (These guys got me into comics)
Applejack x Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy
Katniss x Peeta
Katniss x Gale
Peeta x Gale
Howl x Sophie
Ricco x Skipper
Jessie x Luke
Cody x Bailey
Bailey x Zack
Male!Bailey x Zack
Cody x Maddie
Maddie x London
London x Cody
Maddie x Zack
Troy x Ryan (I am officially obsessed)
Luffy x Nami
Luffy x Zorro
Alex x Marty
Gloria x Melman
Kitty x Dudley
Snow White x The Huntsman
Kim x Ron
Kim x Shego
Shego x Drakken
Kim x Drakken
Marceline x Wendy
Sam x Danny
Kitty x Puss
Cosmo x Wanda
John x Sherlock (DUDES TUMBLR GOT ME OBSESSED! SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY!)
Emma x Hook
Emma x August
Emma x Neil
Hook x Charming
Charming x Snow
Emma x Regina
Regina x Robin Hood
Sleeping Beauty x Mulan
Rumple x Belle
Red x Snow
-Sally, Rachel, Aphrodite, Hades, and Poseidon all ship Percico, and when they finally got together, there was a giant earthquake from how excited all of them got.
-Rachel knew Percy and Nico would find salvation in each other after the war, and so she wasn't surprised when Percy and Annabeth drifted apart.
-When Percy saw Nico in the SoN, he was rather attracted to the kid, and was horrifyingly embarrassed when he got his memories back.
-(via scaryrandomnessfandomness): Alright so Nico is like, really flexible and acrobatic. Like, really flexible but nobody knows. NOBODY. So one time they are fighting monsters and a monster is about to hit him and they are like "NICO LOOK OUT" and he jUST BACK HANDSPRINGS OUT OF THE WAY. And then they all kinda stare at him. and then he gets embarrassed and accidentally shadow travels to China.
-(via someone on Tumblr. Still don't know who) Nico calls Percy 'Hero' sometimes, in place of addressing him by name. No one, including himself, is sure of what that means, it could be: Somewhere between an insult and a compliment, somewhere between contempt and admiration, and an acknowledgement that being heroic is in Percy's nature and a reminder that he can't always pull it off.
-Nico will end up dying for Percy someday. (It makes me cry, it really does, but I really think that that's what's going to happen)
-(via percyjacksonheadcanons) Whenever someone talks about something dirty, Nico covers Hazel's ears and says, "There are little ears here!" Percy then agrees with his point while covering Nico's ears (Much to Nico's embarrassment, I reckon)
-(via kendallslogiebear) Hades actually wanted to hold Percy in the dungeon because he wanted to make him fall in love with Nico so his son could be happy after so much pain.
-(Can't find original source) Leo and Nico are on the deck of Argo II one night, everyone else being asleep, and they just sit awkwardly together and one way or another Leo would talk about Calypso and Nico would tell him the whole Percy story. Then Leo becomes the biggest Percico shipper of all time, and no one else but Jason and Nico would get the hints Leo dropped about wanting Percy and Nico together.
-Nico is shorter than Percy, thus he usually misses Percy's lips when he tries to kiss him.
-Nico wears Percy's shirts when he sleeps.
-When they first kissed, Nico's first instinct was to punch Percy hard on the nose. It was followed, of course, by a ton of apologies.
-Percy likes to play with Nico's hair.
-Bianca had a big sister talk with Percy after he and Nico got together, Percy hid in his cabin until Nico came and dragged him to the campfire.
-Once Percy and Nico start dating, Nico starts going out in the sun more often, and eventually develops freckles on his cheeks, and Percy thinks they are adorable (and he often tells him).
-Percy finds it absolutely adorable when Nico has to get on his tiptoes to kiss him.
-Nico gives Percy heavenly back massages.
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons:
Toothless, Tooth, Astrid, North, Bunnymund, and Sandy all ship Hijack
My Mottos: Anything is possible with inner peace, Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that's why it's called the present, Skadoosh, and There are no accidents.
Kung Fu Panda 1 & 2
"I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda," Po
"He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! "Po
"The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!" Po
"Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!" Po
"You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong." Mr. Ping
"There is now a level zero." Master Shifu
"If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself, at the bottom of the stairs." Soothsayer
"The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing." Shen
"I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off. So sad." Mantis
"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?" Shen
"You know I never had daddy problems, maybe it was because my mom ate his head before I was born, I don't know." Mantis
".I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw, and then drinking boiling water." Tigress
"Ah. My old enemy. Stairs." Po
"Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on." Po
"I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat." Po
"The hardcore do understand, but I can't watch my friend be killed," Tigress
"Noooooooooo!" Tigress (after Po gets shot with the cannon)
"Well, a fake reputation is all a guy really has." Flynn/Eugene
"I've got a person in my closet! Ha!" Rapunzel
"Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you're here too." Gothel
"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say... Hi. How ya doin'?" Flynn/Eugene
"No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad... They just can't get my nose right!" Flynn/Eugene
"The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don't remember most of it." Flynn/Eugene
"I can't believe I didn this! I can't believe I did this. *I can't believe I did this!* Mother would be so furious. That's OK though, I mean what she doesn't know won't kill her. Oh my gosh. This would kill her. *This is so fun!* I, am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. *I am never going back!* I am a despicable human being. *Woo-hoo! Best. Day. Ever!*" Rapunzel
"Frying pans... who knew, right?" Flynn/Eugene
How to Train your Dragon
"Duh Duh duh. We're dead." Hiccup
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" Hiccup
"Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding." Hiccup
"My name is Hiccup. Great name, I know. Apparently hideous names ward off evil spirits. Like our charming viking Demeter wouldn't do that." Hiccup
"Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand." Gobber
"Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?" Gobber
"Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues." Hiccup
"Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon." Hiccup
"Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings instead?" Tuffnut
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else
for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
If I had one, I would say Walk Through the Fire (Die, boy, Die!)
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Ever Dream (of me...?)
3. Your teacher is...
The Theory of Everything Part 1 (Damn, you go teach!)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?
Calm (These are working out way too well. Are they supposed to do this?
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Another Angel Down (HEY! What's that supposed to mean!)
7. How do you feel right now?
The Uncertainty (Geez, this is not supposed to fit so perfectly. Everyone'll think I'm cheating!)
8. What’s on your bedside table right now?
The Endless Knot (How did it get there?)
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Walking in the Air (You sing it, Tarja! I walked in the air. Seems legit.)
10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...
A Boy Named Sue... (Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha! Sue, what're you doin' in my closet again?!)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Turn Loose the Mermaids (THEN WE RAPE EVERYBODY!)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Ride For Vengeance (OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Symphony of Destruction (Can you imagine that? HAHAHA)
14. Your life's theme song?
Ghost Love Score (AWESOME!)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Something to Sing About, (Apparently)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
(PFFTTT I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PERFECT TIMING OF THIS SONG AHLKJFOJDKE) Farewell. (HAHAHAHAHA)
17. Your motto is...
Wenches and Mead (HAHAHA, dying)
18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...
The Crow, the Owl, and the Dove (This is sort of scary, how well this is working.)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
20. Having a party... what do you play?
The Persecution Song. (Perfect timing)
21. What do Your Texts say?
Lost in Your Eyes (You know, if I could see them)
22. What do you think about in math class?
Abraham's Daughter (boy, is she a looker!)
23. What is going to be your funeral song?
Bleed for Ancient Gods (Alrighty, then.)
24. Relaxing Song?
Terror on the High Seas (Sure, why not. I totally relax to heavy metal.)
25. Song you listen to before you go to sleep?
(pfffftttt. What song do I NOT listen to before I go to sleep?) Well, Black Metal is your answer!
26. Happy Song?
Day Fifteen: Betrayal (Yup)
27. Song that reminds you of your mother?
Day Eleven: Love (Holy shit how did that happen?)
28. Song that reminds you of your father?
Forgive Me Father (For I Have Sinned) (Oh my fucking god, I have more than 2,000 songs on this playlist, and this just happens to play? My gods.)
29.Song that reminds you of your brother(s)
Mountain Men (He sure looks like one...)
30. What is the song that reminds you of your sister(s)
The Dark Memories (HAHAHAHAHA yOu GoT tHaT oNe RiGhT!)
31. Song that reminds you of your pet(s)
7 Days to the Wolves (Well, they're dogs so...)
32. Song that reminds you of your friend(s)
Masters of War (We have quite the battles)
33. Song that reminds you of your school
Shat Out of Hell (THAT IS TOO ACCURATE WHAT THE FUCK)
34. Song that makes you smile
Inner Peace (it's about time some Kung Fu Panda showed up!)
35.Any last words?
Temple of the Cat (Well, that happened...)
Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Cody
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Black
3. Your first initial? J
4. Your month of birth? March
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jaylee
7. Your favorite number? 3,579
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that I could find the ULTIMATE fanfiction
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(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. Holy Noodles!
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
TOOTHLESS PRIDE METER:
If You're Proud To Be A Toothless Lover
Stick This On Your Page!
DRAGON PRIDE METER:
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page!
STUPID LABELS ON PRODUCTS!
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "...just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Harry Potter Toy Broom: "This broom does not actually fly." (Ditto to the last comment.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)
On an Unknown Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (But it tastes so GOOD!)
On Nabiso Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (THAT explains why it wouldn't come out!)
On a 500 piece puzzle: Some assembly required. (Isn't that the whole point?)
(Feel free to add your own below this)
Put Your Name Next to Mine Once You've Copy and Pasted: LexisTexas2000, KungFuPanadaFanatic, dizzyizzy9000, edger230, Puckabrinaluver,
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
D* put this
R* on your
E* page if you
A* prefer your
S* over reality
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go,
but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun
he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun
from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy
that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,
that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister
that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother
that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends
that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first
I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers
I won't show up for class
And never to forget this
and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me
no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others,
mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors
I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor
trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying
with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember
I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could
when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry
but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
You Know You’re a Kung Fu Panda Fan if:
You’ve wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie
On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace
You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior”
Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!”
You’ve replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” (TEAM TIGRESS!)
You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie (and a tiger)
You’ve replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukah with The Winter Festival
Your motto is “There are no accidents.”
You cried when Master Oogway died
And finally… you're practically counting down the days till the third movie!
Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230, Puckabrinaluver
Friends and Best Friends:
FRIENDS: Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will bail me out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me kidnap the band.
FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mr.'' or ''Mrs.''
BEST FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad'' or by their first name.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Best Friends are FOREVER!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, cutiekatec, captainameliagirl, edger230, Puckabrinaluver
They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT! There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
Things you just don't do, or ask the people on Kung Fu Panda (any episode, movie, or short)
If Mantis ever gets a girlfriend, don't walk by and say, "Can't wait for the funeral." (Although you probably won't have to worry on that one)
Don't take Viper's ribbon. Just don't.
Don't see how big a fish you can stuff in Crane's mouth.
Don't tie Monkey's tail in a knot, or to anything.
Don't lock Shifu in a cage with a hungry Po.
Don't try to get Po on a diet.
Don't give Tigress cat-nip. (though, a kung fu master high on cat-nip would be quite amusing...)
Don't video tape Tigress high on catnip.
Don't taunt one of the wolf warriors with a steak, and a bone.
Don't let Viper anywhere near Harry Potter.
If Po, and Tigress ever become 'more then friends' don't talk about the predator differences between a tiger, and a panda
Advice* Hide your almond cookies in a sealed metal box, or you will find a nervous panda munching them the next morning
Don't cover everything on the training coarse in butter
Don't tell Po's dad to make 'duck noodle soup' to much of a resemblence
If he does make duck soup, run away with your new knowledge of a cannobalistic goose in the Valley of Peace
I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile. (I've seen the first movie twice this month, the second 15 times this month!)
If you, like me, are addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you are NUTS about Po and Tigress romance fanfics copy this into your profile!
If you think Tigress looked SO CUTE as a baby copy this into your profile!
If you can't go a half an hour without singing to yourself (unless you're sleeping) copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who first made these, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Tigress and Po should get together in Kung Fu Panda 2 copy this into your profile!
If you believe that Po and Tigress will get together in Kung Fu Panda 3, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile
If you love DRAGONS copy this onto your profile
If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile
Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? If you are the king/queen of being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Gosh, now I'm scared, so here it is
'You know you're a Tigress fan if...'
Every time she lands an awesome Kung Fu move, you start squealing and screaming!
You go out of your way to dress as her for Halloween. (I totally wish!)
You went out of your way to order a tiger build-a-bear and name it Tigress...for your birthday. ( I need to do this!)
You MADE her original outfit for your stuffed Tigress. (When I get one, it'll take forever!)
Anytime there's face painting, you ask for tiger stripes! Who doesn't? Tiger stripes are amazing
She used to be your siblings favorite character until you drove them crazy by talking about her! (Yeah, my little sister hates me now,)
On every electronic device you have, Tigress is your backround. Okay, that's true
You watch the movies every weekend, just to see Tigress. Kung Fu Panda 2! TiPo!
Every time you hear the word Tiger or Tigress, you quote one of her lines! "That, was pretty hardcore." Most of the time, people don't get it and continue in talking
Your bedroom door is COVERED with Tigress pictures and quotes. Guilty as charged
You never draw. But you try, even though it stinks, to draw Tigress. Nope, I suck, but I draw all the time for practice, didn't you see the deviantart link up above?
In every journal entry, you always say 'I LOVE TIGRESS!' 'TIGRESS FOREVER!' 'TIGRESS ROCKS!' Not EVERY, but most.
You believe you are the TRUE human Tigress. Me? I'm not hardcore enough. But, I try to make myself a human Tigress
You ALWAYS get Tigress on the kfp quizes. If you don't you say there's something wrong with the quiz. Yes!
Tigress has become your nickname. Many people don't even know who she is (which makes me want to slap them)
If you are a true Tigress fan, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to mine: Tigress137, ShadowBrook17, Puckabrinaluver
If you believe that Po and Tigress will get together in Kung Fu Panda 3, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile.
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
I found a picture of a Liger (yes, a tiger and lion) and drew a mustache on it!
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
As single as a home in the middle of a desert (except in Utah)
5) Does your crush like you back?
She or he might, I have a couple of them
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Ummm... Boxer colored? There are strange looking pineapples on a purple background.
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Um, nothing really
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A panda! Or a tiger!
12) Ever had a near death experience?
I almost got kidnapped... Does that count?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
What song's not stuck in my head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
feather flyer's profile. She has amazing Maximum Ride fics if you are looking for some.
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
My older ( by seven years) brother, Bon Jovi, and Dr. Seuss, cool right?
17) When was the last time you cried?
This morning when I woke up from a nightmare, like I usually do.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
They were betting on when I would pass out
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
The power not to need sleep.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Um... I dunno...
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Is that a coffee place?
22) What's your biggest secret?
That... I'M BATMAN!
23) Favorite color?
The whole color pallet!
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Hell ya. (I borrowed that from feather flyer's profile, I couldn't have said it better myself)
25) What are you?
98% human, 2% bird!
26) Do you speak any other language?
Depends on if you mean certain words or if I could keep up a conversation in that language.
27) What's your favorite smell?
The smell of my own odor? I don't know!
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope! My lips are still virgins!
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
Sleeping. It's 12:35am.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
I'm usually pretty chill
33) Do you like working in the yard?
Hell to the no!
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Ride (damn! She took mine! So I guess I'll pick another one... Ping!)
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
More chill, I guess. I dunno (I say that a lot, don't I?)
36) What is your natural hair color?
The color of my hair right now. It's a lot of different blondes...
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Po. He died in my dream.
38) Whats the best thing you could cook?
Dude, seriously? I messed up making Kraft Macaroni and cheese!
39) What is your favorite thing to do?
How can I pick just one?!?!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST have a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.X
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a s-tape.X
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.X
I'm a LGBT RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.X
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.X
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.X
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.X
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.X
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.X
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.X
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.X
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.X
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.X
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.X
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.X
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.X
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.X
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.X
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GUY who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.X
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.X
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackX
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.X
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.X
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.X
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.X
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.X
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.X
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support LGBT RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.X
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.X
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.X
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.X
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.X
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.X
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.X
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.X
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.X
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalkerX
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weakX
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.X
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.X
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.X
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.X
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserX
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.X
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.X
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.X
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.X
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.X
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.X
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.X
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.X
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.X
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.X
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.X
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.X
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.X
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistX
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistakeX
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.X
I love FIRE so I must be a pyromaniac.X
I am SUPERSTITIOUS, so I MUST be paranoid.X
What element are you?
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.X
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.X
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.X
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.X
You have a calm, laid-back personality.X
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.X
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you actX
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.X
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.X
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.X
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.X
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.X
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.X
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.X
You hate rules.X
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.X
You hate to be restrained.X
You are very independent and outgoing.X
You are quite intelligent.X
You tend to be impatient.X
You are easily distracted.X
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.X
You wish you could fly.(Just to be free)X
You spend most of your time aloneX
You prefer nighttime over daytimeX
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.X
You are very polite.X
You are spiritual.X
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.X
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.X
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
So, I guess I'm air! Coolio!
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
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