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Joined 04-22-12, id: 3943488, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
Author has written 9 stories for Merlin.

*me psyching myself up* It's okay. The readers are more scared of you than you are of them. Especially now they know that you talk to yourself.

Phew! Well, now that i'm done being scared of you, i think it's time you learned a little about me.

First of all, I'm a teenager so my writing may not be the best, but I do ask you to give my stories a chance. I've loved writing ever since I was little, and it's one of the only things that I consider myself good at!

I'm a proud devout Muslim. If you think we're all terrorists, then you need a life. Stop watching Fox News, and actually get out and meet some of us. we're pretty darn cool ;D As i was saying, I'm a Muslim, but i'm also a regular teenager. I was born and raised in Britain, but my parents come from Pakistan. What has this got to do with my writing? It means NO SLASH and especially NO SMUT!!!

I don't like slash. I do, however, LOVE bromance. Here, have some Merlin bromance: (

I am a huge potter fan, but i created this profile for Merlin, because...well, Merlin's awesome! I really don't like sappy stuff, but I'm okay with romance sometimes, especially if it's Percabeth (Percy Jackson and Annabeth! yes i LOVE them!) *fan girl moment* I'm also a member of the NRKOA (noble reviewers of Kitty O of awesomeness) check her out, she inspired me to make an account with her story Rules and Regulations.

Please don't flame me! I'm a little new to this, so forgive me if i get anything wrong, and if you don't like something in my stories, message me and I'll fix them. Reviewers are awesome :D and i promise i will respond to all of them ;)

I'm into humor, angst, AU (alternate universe), and just about everything as long as it's not a death fanfic. i'm not ashamed to admit I cry like a baby at those. You should have seen me when Fred died in Harry Potter :'(

I think the twins are my favorite people in Harry Potter. And Gwaine's probably my favorite person in Merlin. As well as Merlin. And Gwen. And Arthur. And pretty much the whole cast, except Uther. I'm sorry, but i never really forgave him for trying to execute Gaius, no matter how much he was scared of magic! I cheered when Gaius told Uther off at the end, because really, an apology's not enough :P

So...I just re-watched 'The wicked day' and i decided i don't hate Uther, but I'm leaving that bit up above just for Gaius.

i just watched Queen of hearts. Uther can rot in hell. Forever!

As you can you can see, we have a complicated relationship.

I LOVE Gwen. She told off Arthur. And said he snored like a pig xD I just wish she could hunt like Mithian though. And insult Arthur some more. Otherwise than that, she's fine :) I guess she's brave in her own way. Arwen's pretty cute, and I'm usually up for Mergana. Could anyone suggest some BAMF! stories please?

Wow, im just starting to realize how many of the characters i used to not like. Here's the reason I started to like Elyan. In the episode 'Lamia', he said something that went a little like:

Dude: We need a skilled physician, not a boy.

Elyan: His name is Merlin

Me: Yay Elyan!

When Arthur finds out about the reveal, I want him to banish Merlin like he did to Gwen, and then I want Gwaine to follow him. And Percival. And Leon. Basically the whole round table. But especially Gwaine because we need his hilariousness to tone down the angst and drama that will no doubt be involved in the reveal. Don't get me wrong though, Gwaine's not just my favorite character because he's funny, it's also because he's loyal, and he was Merlin's friend first instead of Arthur's.

I'm very open to suggestions about my stories, and I LIKE criticism, as long as it's constructive.

About requests: I take them, and I'd be honored if you requested me to do a specific type of story. However, I can not write slash stories about Merlin. I'm sorry, but I see them as brothers, and it's what keeps me watching the show.

About story suggestions: if you think that I would enjoy yours or someone else's story, feel free to PM me about. I'm always scanning the site for more stories.

If you want to talk, ask for ideas, or anything, i usually have homework that i need to not do, so feel free :)

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The First, Second and Forty-Eighth Wedding Plan by eloquentfever reviews
CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Semi-sequel to The First, Second and Forty-Eight Diet. Kurt and Sebastian's relationship is growing—and they are getting married. 47 times that Kurt and Sebastian abuse the idea of marriage and the day they get married. Kurtbastian. All dialogue. Caution: DRY, OFFENSIVE HUMOUR - includes stereotypes and can be crude and offensive depending on who you are.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 2/16/2015
The First, Second and Forty-Eighth Diet by eloquentfever reviews
OLD FANFICTION: Semi-sequel to The First, Second and Forty-Eight Time. Kurt and Sebastian are dating but here are 47 times Kurt tries to stay on a diet and 1 time he said screw it, and let's demolish a whole cheesecake. Kurtbastian. All dialogue. Caution: DRY, OFFENSIVE HUMOUR - includes stereotypes and can be crude and offensive depending on who you are. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Pick up the Pieces by Kitty O reviews
Life goes on, even for exiled warlocks and betrayed kings with chips on their shoulders and wounded pride. Reconciliation will come in time... Meanwhile, there are dogs named Dragon, bows named Elsie, lovesick citizens, attacking sorcerers, and delayed, illogical destinies to deal with. Post series 4, no slash, semi-oneshots. Ch6: In which Merlin plays matchmaker.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Kitty O reviews
When Arthur is taken from right under their noses, Merlin is determined to get him back home and safe. But his kidnappers have their own ideas and won't release him that easily. No slash. Involves Arthur whump. Dedicated to Steffi Hoffman.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,818 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Frying Pans by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
Light crack, whump and hurt/comfort fluff. Malnutrition gets the better of Sherlock at a bad time, and Mrs. Hudson comes to the rescue with a popular kitchen utensil.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Try, Try Again by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Arthur tries, several times, to name Merlin as Court Sorcerer, and things just keep going wrong. Expanded 'Fractions' 95 by llLethell.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Foundling by Kiva Taliana reviews
Merlin has a rather odd accident; Gaius and Arthur are stretched to breaking point, while Merlin sees the world in a whole new light. Mainly fluff, with the odd shreds of angst and drama.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,054 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
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Meet the Merlins reviews
No slash. The potion has taken Morgana, Arthur, Gwen, and the knights into Merlin's mind. There, they meet different personalities of Merlin they hadn't even suspected he had. There's Cheerful Merlin, Angsty Merlin, Arrogant Merlin, Wise Merlin and more. But where's their Merlin? They need to find him. To do that they need Emrys. Meanwhile, Dark Merlin had plans of his own...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,117 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
That Awkward Moment When reviews
A collection of all-dialogue, all the time 'that awkward moment' fics. E.g:That awkward moment when your magic hating best friend finds out you're a warlock...IN PROGRESS.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
You're still a prat! reviews
Merlin has given Arthur a decision...which path will he take? Sequel to You're a prat! BUT it can be read as a stand alone. One shot. Drama, angst, friendship, Modern AU!, it's all there. Even some snippets of humor. Prompt by Falafalafa Pancakes.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Made of glass reviews
Merlin is tired of being treated like he's inferior to Arthur and the knights. Time to prove his friends wrong. Three shot, no slash, just bromance. COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You're a prat reviews
One shot. Modern AU! No slash! Ends on a light note, and is different to all the other Modern AU's Arthur and Merlin are old friends, who grow apart when Arthur joins the 'cool' crowd at school. Arthur and his new friends corner Merlin after school outside, planning to throw him into a dumpster. But when Merlin has some things to say to Arthur, how will Arthur react?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dreams reviews
Arthur can see people's dreams! Now he's wondering why Merlin's always dreaming about revealing his magic. There's a funny reveal, a tragic reveal, a song reveal, and more! But Arthur has one question. When will Merlin finally tell him?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,332 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Duh! reviews
Merlin's really cranky and Arthur tries to figure out why. Oneshot, contains no slash. It DOES have banter, friendship, and Arthur being an idiot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Far too late reviews
Morgana realizes what she's done. No slash. Set during season 3, episode 11. Warning: minor character death. COMPLETE. May add more later.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
Payback reviews
Based off of a deleted scene, this is a oneshot,has no slash whatsoever, is a bit crack!ish, and is filled with friendship. In which Merlin's on fire, Gwaine has a unicorn and Arthur decides it's time for a little payback.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete