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New Mummy with multiple plot bunnies but no time to get em out. In the meantime imma enjoy reading fic by some of you lovely lot!

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Dissonance by Mortissues reviews
I haven't so much made a success of myself as simply fallen through the cracks in my life and somehow landed buttered side up. I am toast. The fifty percent lucky slice that you rescue from your kitchen counter and shove in your mouth as you run out the door, breathless and late, to start your new day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,923 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,860 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 616,477 - Reviews: 15520 - Favs: 6,311 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 5,346 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Girl's Life by staceleo reviews
Flannels, candy necklaces, Nirvana and a desire for independence for a girl on the cusp of adulthood. He was the mystery that drew her in and the possibility of happiness or sorrow depending on his whims. Inspired by My So-Called Life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,273 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,721 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6992 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 7,189 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cadillac by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
He once told me I stared at the sun too long. "You keep looking, Dimples, and you're gonna miss the one thing that rises and shines for you." He was right. (ExB. Rated M)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,783 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 4282 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 4,267 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Wicked Little Girls by JadoreJAC reviews
She was the type of girl rockstars sang about. She was sweet, sexy, with a devil's body and wicked intelligence. Impossible to ignore, the girl next door...literally. I was so screwed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lines by Hoodfabulous reviews
Three drooping lines of rusty, barbed wire separated her from me. Hoodfabulous' entry in the Ruggeddom Contest. Awards inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Soiled by bornonhalloween reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,341 - Reviews: 5482 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold Me Down by periwrites reviews
Not me. That's who this girl is. She is not me. And for the first time, Edward wants someone who is not me. The tequila sits at the bottom of my stomach and begins to grow tentacles. I am tequila brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,924 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15033 - Favs: 8,629 - Follows: 9,062 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 815 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Periodic Table by Livie79 reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swinging Love by Greye Granger reviews
Bella has been married to her high school sweetheart for ten years. Their marriage has gone stale, and they know that something needs to change. It's not conventional, but maybe a swingers bar will help them get back on track...But what happens when the last person she expects to see is at the same bar with his wife? E/B. AH. HEA. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6880 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10225 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Substance Clad in Shadows by hollelujahs reviews
Re-post: AU/AH Bella's only release comes in the form of distantly orbiting the life of Edward Cullen. As with any addiction, however, she's always left wanting more. "Mad is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else." [Ugo Betti]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,250 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 212 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fame by BlueIsSoul reviews
Childhood sweethearts, Bella and Edward were meant to be forever. That is until he got what he always wanted. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,266 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12261 - Favs: 7,552 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Weekend Visit by Taste Of The Forbidden II reviews
Bella gets a bit more than she expected when her husband's brother comes to visit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12569 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between Us by Nuttyginger reviews
He was the same and different all in one body. The boy I had once loved had turned into a man...temptation in a tie, had swagger for days...and a curious British lilt that makes my insides tumble. Could we ever be what we were or am I just completely screwed? AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,701 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Glass House by Livie79 reviews
Edward and Bella had it all, but one night changed everything. How will they survive when it all comes crashing down? Love, lies, loss...life. This is that story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,616 - Reviews: 5233 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4135 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Call Me Home by LyricalKris reviews
Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nightfall by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twilight AU where Bella never existed. On September 13th, 1987, Renée gave birth to William Matthew Swan. Seventeen years later, he moves to Forks. Edward/original character, Slash, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,669 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys and Their Toys by TexasRoseFanfiction reviews
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments by SydneyAlice reviews
She's a college student working toward a dream. He's a man walking away from the only dream he's ever known. There are moments that can change your life forever. This is their moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,466 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem reviews
For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now. Darkward/Olderward see disclaimer inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night In Forks by rushed reviews
On the last night of her annual trip to Forks to see her Dad Bella finds a gorgeous distraction from ex boyfriend James. Thinking she'll never see Edward again she goes further than she ever thought she would with a total stranger. Will she see him again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,131 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Sunrise After Breaking Dawn by Fendrel reviews
When Breaking Dawn finished the Cullens were left to get on with their lives. This is my take on what happened next. Please Read and Review, my first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While You Were Knocked Out Cold by Melolabel reviews
On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 4000 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Class Act by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Bella's English teacher, Mr. Cullen, can't stop looking at her like she's something to eat. She's cooking up quite the meal for him. Little does he know, revenge is a dish best served cold. But what if she has the recipe wrong? E/B. Canon couples. Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For You I Will by ooza reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Kink by anontwih00r reviews
Twikink Prompt: "E/B, J/A While hanging out one night it is revealed that Bella is not adventurous in the bedroom but would like to learn to be. E/J/A decide there's no time like the present." Dirty sexin', AH, M/F, M/F/M, F/F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5205 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13103 - Favs: 8,681 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Experimental Gaming by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward and Jasper are gaming buddies. And then they do other stuff. Geekslash written for AG because she's awesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 3001 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9735 - Favs: 6,646 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9069 - Favs: 8,647 - Follows: 4,887 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,211 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Surf and Other Valuable Lessons by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper only signed up for surf lessons. But when he met Edward Cullen, he discovered just how much he had to learn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bulletproof by annanabanana reviews
When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Epiphanies and Grenades by FarDareisMai2 reviews
FML One Shot Contest Entry. Foxholes and Germans and Sex, Oh My! We're not in Kansas anymore folks. Just how do Edward and Seth cope with the misery of Bastogne? Rated M for a reason. Slash/Explicit sex and language. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward, Seth
The Red Wake AKA Surrender the Booty by elusivetwilight reviews
When Bella's ship is captured by pirates, only one name whispers through her mind...Red Rum Cullen. Rated M for lemons of a pirate nature, violence of a bloodthirsty variety, and general rum drinking, whoring, and filthy pirate talk. Aye aye Cap'n!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 323 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 325 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desperation by bella c'ella luna reviews
One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete