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Well hai there random person! Either you're lost or for some reason you're actually on my profile O_o

Gender: Male
Grade: 12th (and it's going by ridiculously fast)
Age: 17
Likes: Food. And lots of it

A nice, long, thought-out fanfiction, preferably a long one. None of that two-chapter-less-than-a-thousand-words shit. It takes like five minutes to read those and honestly it's always five minutes I wish I had back.

Novels. Two of my favorite authors are Stephen King and Robert Jordan. One still lives while the other died a while ago, but both have great books to read.

Listening to music. I associate different memories and feelings with certain songs, music just expresses things better than words for me

Playing League of Legends (LoL): It's a video game I'm obsessed with as of right now. My picture is a little comic someone made of it. Annie is one of my main characters and I love her. I mean, who wouldn't love playing as a little girl who skips around the field, can control fire, and summons a giant flaming bear on your face to kill you? TIBBERS JUST WANTS SOME LOVE -ahem- anyways...

Those days where you have absolutely nothing to do and you just laze around doing nothing. Because you can.

Awesome video games that are completely free. As addicted to video games as I am, I have to buy them if I want them, and not having a job doesn't exactly help with that...

Sarcasm. I speak it quite fluently

Dislikes: Not having food when I want it

Reading books that are boring as hell (I'm looking at YOU books I was forced to read for school >_>)

Rap. That shit isn't music.

People who ask really, really stupid questions and don't understand the sarcastic answer you give them

People who waste a great education that their parents are paying for. So, basically half of my school.

People who hate/judge other people for anything they have no control over.

Filler episodes in anime. My hate cannot be described other than it burns greater than the force of a billion suns.

Goals: Get through the rest of school (High school is almost gone and college is right there D:)

Get up the courage to write a damn fanfic instead of just reading them


I'm not really a writer of stories at all. Honestly I just made this account to give reviews without having to be anonymous. I doubt I'll ever actually end up writing a fanfic of my own, but who knows. Maybe someday I will.


Owl City is my favorite artist. Here's a taste of Owl City: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq1dR46_7mg (such a dumb video, but its the best I could find :p) Enjoy!
Another one of my favorite artists is HalyconicFalconX. She's not that popular but here's her profile on newgrounds.com where you can download some of her stuff for free: http://halcyonicfalconx.newgrounds.com/ It's all music she's made herself and it's freaking sweet.
I basically like any type of music, feel free to let me know about your favorites, I love getting new music. Just don't make me listen to that rap shit. That's not even music.

A song I listened to when I read TCL by LivingParadox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdiY6kijYHE This song is just amazing. To me, it carries memories of both happiness and sadness, that weird mix of them, where you can't tell if you're overwhelmed with joy or being crushed with sadness, such an amazing feeling that is being ripped into bloody little pieces by my horrorific description right now but it makes sense if you've ever felt it. I recommend reading TCL (if you're into that stuff) while listening to this on repeat. You'll never forget this song nor that story


Quotes

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!"

"Remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"Jesus saved the world, what did P Diddy ever do!?" -from one the most random conversations during a team campout at about 2 in the morning

"To know that you were with one who cared for you, and who understood every fiber of your being, and who would not abandon you in even the most desperate of circumstances, that was the most precious relationship a person could have." pg548-549 of Brisingr

"The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life"

"Reality continues to ruin my life." -Calvin & Hobbes

"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."

"Before you critricize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes."

"Normal is a setting on a dryer."

"I am an Owl City citizen. We all live in Saltwater Rooms, Fireflies sing us to sleep, we float in Hot Air Balloons while we watch the Strawberry Avalanche, and Plant Life grows all around us as we sit in Vanilla Twilight. I love this city"

"You'll always be my friend. You know too much"

"its really a pyro-necro-homo-aqua-pedo-beastaphile. so having sex with dead young male animals while they are on fire underwater." -a good friend of mine during Latin class one day

"I think we dream so we don't have to be away from one another. If we're in each other's dreams, we'll always be together." -Calvin & Hobbes comic strip

"Ignorance is bliss. Except when it comes to school."

"All stars could be brighter, all hearts could be warmer"

"There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

"There is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action."

-Almost none of those are by me but they're still freakin' awesome

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Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 538,488 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Harbinger by tigerowl reviews
Naruto's friendship with his teammates Gaara and Haku is put to the test as they prepare to deal with the threat of the Akatsuki. The secrets Jiraiya has kept come to a head, and Naruto must shoulder the responsibility of protecting much more than the Leaf Village. Continuation of Forlorn. AU NaruHina, ObiRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 270,299 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara, Haku
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 590,670 - Reviews: 8426 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,631 - Reviews: 6266 - Favs: 6,175 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 388,690 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto works under the Third Hokage as his aide. He will need to steel his resolve and use his abilities to defend the Village and protect the Hokage to the best of his abilities. Meanwhile, the drums of war beat and ancient enemies begin to return. The Fourth Great Shinobi War looms...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 301,150 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the Pariah become the Savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a Monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 666,407 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 556,088 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Checkmate by livezinshadowz reviews
One-shot, "The Cost of Living" sequel. In a world where Pein's ideal of peace is a tentative thing overseen by Naruto, Kakuzu mulls over his life's work and what his next move should be. When he's given a second opportunity to instruct a young mind, Kakuzu makes a decision that surprises even him, the repercussions of which are bound to have long-lasting effects for the world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Kakuzu - Complete
A Different Path to Destiny by operaman bye bye reviews
Sasuke's death in wave changes Naruto's entire future. Now wielding one of the legendary doujutsu Naruto struggles to find a new path to greatness. Watch as the child of prophecy blazes a new trail towards his fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 451,848 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Lifted Up by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Sequel to 'Hammered Down'. Under the shadow of a heaven ruled by monsters, Rukia Kuchiki continues to fulfill her duties with new lives and hearts added to the mix. And above all, there is a mother's love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 144,173 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Lucidity by PuppetMaster55 reviews
Challenge by TenchiSaWaDa. What if Naruto lost himself to the bloodlust of the Kyuubi at the Valley of the End? What if he was banished? What if he gathered the other Jinchuuriki? No harem, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,647 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 288,635 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 329,177 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hell Butterfly by Alliriyan reviews
What lives in the slivers between dimensions? When does an arrancar become a vaizard, and what power will the Hougyoku unleash at the zero point between the two? Ichigo will go anywhere, take on anyone to protect his friends, but when his sister is turned against him he learns that survival lies only in the claws of his inner enemy... As Aizen wages war against heaven and earth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 270,502 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Karin K.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,641 - Follows: 12,154 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 8,323 - Follows: 6,280 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 168,556 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,997 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,651 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
It's Rikudou Hiraishin to You! by e7cg13 reviews
What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,629 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 606,845 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Vis à Vis by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,891 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Paradox Jast reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10454 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Who Dares, Wins by Fox Sannin's Concept Corner reviews
She was the perfect soldier. Smart, strong, skilled, deadly and charismatic were just a few of the words you could use to discribe her. This is her story. A chronicle of the life of the greatest leader Konoha has ever known: Uzumaki Naruko. FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,903 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
※ 回想記の夢 ・ A Memoir of a Dream ※ by Fehize reviews
It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sunkissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... oyako
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,407 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,789 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birth of a Legend: The Fox Druid by DarkHeroOrion reviews
A true force of nature arises from the lowly roots of Konoha. This child, a scion of noble birthright, is ironically shunned by his deep-seated burden. Follow along as our coming-of-age hero grows through the test of adversity and new challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 227,157 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Ripples of Destiny by EliadS reviews
Sequel to the Point of Divergence. Naruto's secrets are out in the open. With Suna's fall and Konoha's survival the ninja world stands on the brink of war. Konoha must adapt to this new reality, while the other villages and their enemies lurk in waiting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
One Hundred Weeks by Aaron Nowack reviews
In less than two years, Orochimaru will have what he desires, and Uchiha Sasuke will be lost forever. In less than two years, Naruto and Sakura will have to be ready to save him. Sequel to One Hundred Days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,417 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,570 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Witchblade Sakura by Kanius reviews
NaruSaku. Haruno Sakura is told of an ancient artifact by Chiyo. This mysterious item, called the Witchblade, seeks a new wielder: Sakura. It's up to her to use it in the battles against the Akatsuki, the Cloneblades, and the Darkness. ON HOLD.
Crossover - Naruto & Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 610,419 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Nightwalker by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Thirteen years after the Kyuubi attack, the village is undergoing change from the appearances of an unknown assassin, and the mystery surrounding one Naruto Uzumaki. Join him as he makes his way to become the strongest ninja in Konoha.NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 420,048 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The Birth of the Araiki Clan by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews
The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,056 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hammered Down by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 528,180 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rukia K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Team Lie Christmas by Nugar reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire by General Grievous reviews
NarutoxWorldofWarcraft Part II Thus begins the second part of the legend. The worlds grow closer, and their many evils begin to awaken and converge. Naruto must now fight harder than ever. NaruxOC NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 426,291 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Tragic Canine Lovers by Living Paradox reviews
KibaNaru/NaruKiba Don't like, don't read. Rest of the summary is inside. I love my reviewers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 166,995 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Simple Addition by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Some problems take intelligence to solve. Some take genius. And some take a different kind of talent... Enter the Incredible Naruto! NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete