Eris Jones
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Joined 04-22-12, id: 3944966, Profile Updated: 05-11-13

Ravenclaw. Tap into all the house stereotypes and draw what you will from that.

I can't write worth shit but I make an excellent critic. Beautiful fellow nerds show me your words.

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 384,433 - Reviews: 6081 - Favs: 6,479 - Follows: 8,210 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To Begin Again by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 323,699 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14445 - Favs: 20,689 - Follows: 13,250 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
and in this moment i am happy by cupid-painted-blind reviews
A lull in the chaos, preparing for sixth-year exams; a late-night trip to the kitchens and a run-in with a boy she's supposed to hate. Lily's most honest and most deceitful moment, James's most honorable and most terrible memory. —- Pre-Lily/James. Second of a series; bridges the gap between "Common Stories" and "i await a guardian."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pas De Deux by Enchantable reviews
Inspired by Smooth Criminal. They start out with angry sex in a closet and end up somewhere south of a relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7471 - Favs: 6,961 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn reviews
Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 432 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
come back to bed by singsongsung reviews
Future-fic. Dan. Serena. Nate. // Dan burns the chicken so Nate orders pizza, tells Serena, "Welcome to our world."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Dan, Nate - Complete
Fool Me by Solas-Divided reviews
It wasn't right how well she knew them, and they were going to prove just how wrong it was! Threesome/moresome, Hermione/Fred/George, Anal, BDSM, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons Extreme Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 5,987 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nothing Fights by somandalicious reviews
And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 343 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Things by Minisinoo reviews
Ron isn't at all sure Hermione would understand what he notices and why,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Awakenings by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - [Peter Pan, Wendy D.] - Complete
Just Friends? by Fuyumi reviews
This is a collection of different characters' views on the H/H relationship. Chapter thirteen has just been posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.