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Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Total Drama series, and Phineas and Ferb.

Hi! Welcome to my profile. I'm SecretAgent12, formerly Walleye26. I joined Fanfiction out of desire to write stories about Total Drama and it sort of went from there. Before you continue, are you having a bad day? If so, have a Lindsay: http://yafh.com/image/b42bf117-LindsayPassports.gif

Are you having a good day? Then still feel free to have one.

My Deviantart: http://walleye26.deviantart.com/

My Archive of Our Own: http://archiveofourown.org/users/walleye26/pseuds/walleye26

Basic Info

Name: Call me Walleye or Agent, whichever you prefer.

Age: I'm old enough to be on the Total Drama Writer's Forum, so I'm at least ten, and I'm legally allowed on Fanfiction...

Location: United States, and that's all I'm saying for now.

Favorite Fandoms: Total Drama, Team Fortress 2, Pokemon

Favorite TD Character: Courtney

Favorite TF2 Character: Sniper

Favorite Pokemon: Vileplume

Favorite Total Drama Pairings

Scott x Dawn (I know it has little to no substance in canon, but it just 'makes sense' you know?)

Courtney x Noah (The Nourtneyness of it all! This was actual one of my favorite pairings until I discovered Trentney)

Trent x Courtney (The anti-Gwuncan as I like to call it)

Favorite Yaoi Total Drama Pairings

Chris x Topher (Okay I know it's creepy to most people, but it can work. My theory is that it takes a certain kind of writer to pull it off e.i. not me)

Alejandro x Tyler (Again, it takes a certain writer to pull it off)

Duncan x Noah (As much as I dislike Duncan, I like how this pairing features Noah being the mature, snarky one and Duncan the immature one)

Favorite Yuri Total Drama Pairings

Okay so I don't have any yet, but I'm working on that. Not a big fan of yuri to be honest.

Total Drama Couples (Fanon and Canon) I Dislike

Noah x Cody (I'm sorry, but it was one kiss on the ear and accidentally cuddling. With that logic, I should be dating my dog)

Duncan x Courtney (I actually liked this pairing in season one, and then came Action...and World Tour...and All-Stars)

Gwen x Duncan (This one makes no sense at all. Just because Gwen's a goth doesn't mean she has to fall in love with a criminal. Duncan would be more like her brother than a boyfriend, and I'm pretty sure no girl wants to date her brother)

Zoey x Mike (Also known as, the Storyline Stealer)

Total Drama Character Rankings

Okay, I can feel the hate beginning to gather. Well this is my opinion, so if you disagree it's not my fault! Chris and Chef are not including in these rankings. Explanations will be added periodically. Positions are subject to change (except Duncan's). Feel free to message me if you agree or disagree. I'm always open to a debate.

Original Cast (I find it hard to group all 52 of them together at the moment)

24th - Duncan - Bring it haters! Duncan is, and always will be, my least favorite character on the show. I didn't like him to begin with back in season one (he eliminated Bridgette), but I gave him a chance for Courtney. Well that turned out great in Action. He was a bully that eliminated a lot of characters that I liked. Plus, he and Courtney argued and then made out for most of the season. Then he won! Whatever, he probably had to use all of it to keep himself from going to prison. Then came World Tour, where he finally got what he deserved and was the first eliminated...or so we thought. Even if we didn't know he'd come back, he was still mentioned in almost every episode, and the Newfoundland episode pretty much gave it away. Then he got 5th and eliminated Courtney...for like the third time. He made a cameo in ROTI as a bad-ass that blew up Chris's monument. My question is why didn't Chris arrest him than instead of waiting a whole other season? Then came All-Stars. Duncan's character was turned upside down and inside out as the writers for the show struggled to find something to keep him in the game. Then he got arrested for blowing up Chris's mansion. I hope he rots in that prison cell. So let's recap Duncan's placing's throughout the season. We'll go with the highest possible placings. 4th, 1st, 5th, cameo appearance, 8th. That means he's made an appearance in 5/6 seasons, and always makes the merge when he competes. Why? He won! Why do you need to bring him back?! The whole Courtney/Gwen story-line and All-Stars could have happened if he wasn't present. But now, Duncan has been given the title of the Total Drama GOD! Whatever, he's still the lowest in my book.

Oh, and let's just real quick judge him on what we have to work with when we write Fanfictions. Oh wait, everything! Literally every storyline you can think of probably has a Gwuncan or Duncney version. So yeah, Duncan can play any role you want him to yet still maintain his character. That's kind of boring, redundant, and counter-intuitive if you think about it.

Final Rating: 0/10 My Stereotype: The Delinquent Who Can Love but Can Also Hurt and Come back Whenever We Fucking Want Because He's Just That Cool

23rd - Geoff - Ah yes, who doesn't love the dimwitted party boy who just wants to have a good time? Me, that's who! Geoff bugs me in so many ways. He was really two-dimensional in season one, his only aspects being his relationship with Bridgette and his humor (which wasn't entirely funny). Then once Bridgette left he could barely function. He only got some development in the episode he was eliminated in where he formed a friendship with Gwen, not that it lasted long. In Action, he and Bridgette made out the entire season where they were bullied by Duncan (what a shocker). He was eliminated first, but entered the limo second. Geoff was the Aftermath host where he became a jerk and fame obsessed. It's kind of Bridgette's fault for taking him back so many times, but he was clearly not wanting a serious relationship. Any high points? Saying he loved Bridgette as they thought they were dying was sort of sweet...I guess. In World Tour he appeared maybe five times. He got mad at Bridgette for kissing Alejandro (not totally her fault by the way), as if he hasn't done anything to hurt their relationship in the past. He wasn't as bad in this season, because he and Bridgette were actually happy together. His song that made fun of Blaineley was pretty good, so we'll give him that. I'm happy he didn't get into All-Stars though.

Geoff isn't good for much when it comes to writing, unless you actively feature Gidgette. Even then, the story will mostly focus on Bridgette. Geoff's a great character to kill-off early, put in mortal peril, or make the villain if only to develop Bridgette in the storyline. The reason for his placing is mostly because of this.

Final Rating: 1/10 My Stereotype: The Moron With no Self-Respect

22nd - Justin - Justin's placing is all because of his personality. He's vain, dumb, and extremely weak. Seriously, you'd expect him to be strong from maintaining his perfect form but he has never shown that. His only character aspect is that he can manipulate girls for selfish reasons, just like Alejandro. Only Alejandro has a few other things that put him ahead of Justin. In Island, Justin rarely spoke and was eliminated early. In Action he was an antagonist of sorts, until he fell in love with Courtney and got himself voted out. Courtney's too good for Justin anyway.

I've noticed that people usually write Justin like Alejandro. They make him smarter, stronger, and easier to like. He's paired up mostly with Heather and sometimes Courtney. Justin's great for getting rid of right away, but you can also make him the hero of a story. Still, I'm not a fan of writing him.

Final Rating: 1/10 My Stereotype: The Lame Alejandro

21st - DJ - Oh DJ. Poor poor DJ. My opinions on DJ have fluctuated throughout the seasons. In Island he's a stereotypical black guy, but he secretly has a soft spot. Kind of weird, especially with all of the slang he uses. Still, he was a solid competitor with both strengths and flaws. The writers slowly softened him up into a character most of us didn't have any problems, and then he was eliminated. DJ can sort of disappear into the background compared to the other TDI contestants, and then he made it into Action. His sub-plot with Chef didn't really amount to anything and he was eliminated pre-merge. Still, he kept his moral code and nice-guy attitude. In World Tour, he went downhill. His whole curse thing makes him very unpopular to me. He gave his whole team bad luck, caused all of them to be eliminated, and ironically he is the highest ranking member of his team. Then he had a useless cameo in Revenge of the Island that consisted of him running away in fear. How exciting. I might have brought him back in All-Stars, seeing as how he competed in all three seasons and got a cameo just to develop his character.

When writing DJ, I usually just do away with him all together. I've eliminated him first, second, or third in at least four different stories. Pairings are pretty bland. Most of it's with Katie, and those don't usually suck. Lots of people like making Chef his dad, and I'm pretty sure its just because they're both black. No, I prefer Chef to step in and make up for the absence DJ's actual father.

Final Rating: 1/10 My Stereotype: The Mama's Boy with No Spine

20th - Owen - Ugh, fart jokes got old in second grade. Owen is useless in pretty much everything. Why did he even make it to the finale? Clearly he was a threat in eating challenges and in a jury vote. So as much as I hate to so, it he should have taken Duncan's place, if not someone else's. Owen is close to Duncan in the fact that he's used over and over. In Action he was eliminated in a good position until they brought him back. Then in World Tour he made it to the merge and then lost right after. I was fine with that. Then he had the first cameo in ROTI and then another one in All-Stars. We get, Owen is alive and farting. Give us a damn break already!

Owen's nice when you need a character that has a good nature. He can ease tension, make people feel bad when dies, but he isn't much of an essential character.

Final Rating: 1/10 My Stereotype: The Overused Joke

19th - Alejandro - A Villain Stu that you can't help but respect, unless you're me. Alejandro was introduced because Heather was losing her touch. I disagree with everything he stands for, especially manipulating female members of the competition with his looks. In total, he's caused the elimination of Harold, Bridgette, Leshawna, DJ, Blaineley, Cody, Tyler, Duncan, Noah and Heather depending on where you live. Seven of those people are in my top ten. So I'm not a fan. Then I actually felt bad for the guy when he didn't appear in ROTI outside of the robot suit. Then in All-Stars, he came back. My only question is, why did Heather not realize it was Alejandro. He was holding her in the first episode of ROTI. Did she not once think, "where is my psycho boyfriend at?" and "why is this robot stalking me?" at the same time? That's mostly Heather's fault, but Al's whole hand-walking was really really stupid. It just wasn't funny and wasn't clever. I'm happy he was the one devoted to Heather and was willing to make things even between them even so they could continue a healthy relationship, or as healthy as the two of them can have. Standing up to Mal showed surprisingly good character, even when he tried to warn Zoey. Alejandro's in this spot because of how he was in World Tour, but I respect him in All-Stars.

I solely ship Al with Heather. Nothing else. He makes a good villain, but even just a rival for another character. I respect him enough not to give a pointless early death if given the opportunity. In my book, he deserves to dies with honor.

Final Rating: 4/10 My Stereotype: The One-Trick Villian

18th - Ezekiel - Poor poor Ezekiel. You are the physical embodiment of a cruel joke. You were eliminated first in both seasons you competed in, and you were dragged through the mud, spat on, and turned into a monster. I'm still not sure what the point of that was. You only affected the plot of, like, two episodes and that's it.

I really do feel bad for the guy, especially after ROTI. He may have been a sexist, but that's just because he's home-schooled...or is it. I've met home-schooled people and they don't live on farms or have social issues. Some of them might, but certainly not all. If you think about his original bio it said that all he ever talked to was his parents. Well actually home-schooled kids meet up with other home-schooled kids from time to time, and they still go out in public. So the whole "let's blame it on him being home-schooled" is the most ridiculous thing ever. So whatever, he got eliminated first and then turned into a...rapper wannabe? I don't really get that, maybe it's the social issues again. Whatever, moving on. He appeared on the Aftermath, content and relatively normal. Then in World Tour Chris took it too far. Seriously, give the kid a break. He deserved his elimination, but there was no need to use him over and over again in challenges just to throw him in the back. Then he fell into a volcano. Okay, we'll ignore the physical impossibility because this isn't the first time the show's done something like that. Then in ROTI he appeared as a monster, again, got left behind somewhere bad, again, was tortured by Chris, again. Do you see what I'm getting at? And then came All-Stars. Man this season pissed me off, and not just because You-Know-Who (not Voldemort) got eliminated. Chris was down right, fucking cruel. He was suspended over toxic waste and still didn't even care as long as he could be a dick to Ezekiel. Sorry, this isn't about Chris, this is about Zeke.

Zeke has so little known about him that it's almost impossible to not come up with a story for him. Backstories are meh, recovery stories are okay if done correctly, but it's really up to you. Personally I like writing a Zeke that can talk and is trying to change back from his awkward ways. Because remember guys, Zeke's the victim in all this. Sorry buddy, wish you were higher on this list but the writers clearly don't like you.

Final Rating: 4/10 My Stereotype: The Cruel Joke

17th - Katie - Honestly, I am over Katie. When I first got into Total Drama, I liked Katie over Sadie because...as shallow as it sounds...she was the better looking one. Don't judge me, I was ten. Then I started to analyze them both a little bit and form my true opinion. Both Sadie and Katie...have no personality in canon. I'm sorry, but it's true. They have only one aspect of their character, to be with each other and that's it. So that's why they're both lower on the list and not in the top half. My preference for Sadie over Katie stems from what little we can tell from Katie's personality. She's the dumber of the two, but most likely the nicer. She sows the duo's clothes and is more desperate to keep Sadie with her. Interesting...almost as if Katie, who we all usually see as the independent one, relies on Sadie more than the other way around. I actually like this one theory, where Sadie is used as a DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) who makes Katie look better by comparison. In terms of social strategy, it's brilliant, in terms of morals, it's awful. So yeah, most of my opinion of Katie is based on theories and head-canons. Meh.

Katie and Sadie are usually written together. I've seen a lot of stories about Katie finding her independence, and that's fine because she needs to realize that Sadie can't help with everything in her life. Pairings? I guess DJ and Noah are okay options, but I mostly would ship her with Tyler.

Final Rating: 4/10 My Stereotype: The Girl With No Independence

16th - Sadie - What more can I say for Sadie that hasn't been said for Katie? I appreciate her use of brains instead of Katie's approach of being nice to everyone. Sadie gets the short end of the stick almost everywhere, mostly because she's fat. Wow...that's horrible. Sadie is the smarter of the two, and probably the one with better grades.

15th - Sierra

14th - Eva

13th - Cody

12th - Heather - The Queen of Bitchiness herself (at least in season one) is 12th on the list. Heather started off as a total bitch, obviously. She was conniving, willing to lie, greedy, disrespectful, and mean. She would stop at nothing to win, but my theory is that it wasn't all about the money. I think she just wanted to appear as a powerful person on TV. If all she cared about was the money, she wouldn't have had Lindsay and Beth do everything for her. No, she wanted to send a message to everyone that knew her that she was a force to be reckoned with. 3rd was a good spot, as a finale seems really unlikely. I guess I put her so low because I don't like how she treats people, even if that's her personality. She's a bitch, as I've said many times. In Action she got eliminated pre-merge and while I barely watched Action I did enjoy seeing her "relationship" with Harold and her sort-of friendship with Leshawna. World-Tour was her best season, and not just because she won. She finally decided to do the dirty work herself. She constantly acted as the driving force of her team and once the merge hit she battled it out with not only Alejandro, but Blaineley, Sierra, and to an extent Duncan. Heather proved her worth as a victor of Total Drama. And I'll be honest, before season four was even confirmed, I was concerned for Heather after she was supposedly hit by the that rock. Heather returned to her snobby ways in ROTI as she made a cameo appearance trying to steal a million bucks that I guess she never received. Hey, that season brought out the worst in some people. Heather was probably the only person unscathed by All-Stars. She was gotten rid of at a convenient time, gave all AleHeather fans something to squeal about, and maintained completely in-character. Also, if you think about, she's human. She's made mistakes and has some (albeit very little) morals when it comes to playing the game. Not bad Heather, but you're still a bitch.

Heather's personality is pretty easy to write in my personality. She just has to be mean. I think it's nice to add some background to why she's mean or maybe allow her to redeem herself in the end. Her placing is because of how she was portrayed in the show, not by how you can write her. As for shipping, I put her with Alejandro, Harold, and I'm actually considering Rodney (expect a oneshot in the future!).

Final Rating: 6/10 Stereotype: The Bitch

11th - Izzy

10th - Beth

9th - Gwen

8th - Harold

7th - Tyler

6th - Trent

5th - Leshawna

4th - Lindsay

3rd - Noah

2nd - Bridgette

1st - Courtney

Revenge of the Island

13th - Mike

12th - Sam

11th - Lightning

10th - Zoey

9th - Jo

8th - Anne Maria

7th - B

6th - Scott

5th - Cameron

4th - Dakota

3rd - Staci

2nd - Dawn

1st - Brick

Pahkitew Island

14th - Amy

13th - Rodney

12th - Beardo

11th - Dave

10th - Max

9th - Leonard

8th - Sky

7th - Sugar

6th - Scarlett

5th - Ella

4th - Jasmine

3rd - Shawn

2nd - Topher

1st - Sammy


Alejandro:

() You're Latino

(X) You have an annoying older sibling

() You're evil

() You fall for Kings/Queens Bee

() You're the Arch Villain

() You're manipulative

Count: 0/6

Beth:

() You are a wannabe at sometimes

(X) You have a best friend

() You wear/used to wear braces

() Singing is one of your hobbies

() You easily fall for the eye candy

() One of your favourite colours is pink

() You work on a farm

Count: 1/7

Bridgette:

() You surf

() You're a vegetarian

(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

(X) You get along with everybody (at least I try to)

() Everything should be natural to you

Count: 3/8

Cody:

() You love technology

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

() You are a quick healer

()You easily get sun burn

() You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

() You play the keyboard

() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavours to you

Count: 0/8

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT

(X) You want everything right

() You get mad easily

(X) Everything is important to you

() You are/were on the Student Council

() Everything turns out wrong for you

() You fall for the delinquents/criminals

(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count: 3/8 (I was honestly expecting more)

DJ:

(x) You love animals

() Everybody loves you

(X) You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

() You are most of the time happy

() You never get mad

() You get scared easily

() Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 2/8

Duncan:

() You have/had a Mohawk

() You've been to jail/prison

() You love skulls and crossbones

() You have piercings

() Green is one of your favourite colours

() Punk is one of your favourite music genres

() You pick on dorks

(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 1/8 (I guess nobody's perfect)

Eva:

() You often lift weights

() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

() You've been through anger management

(X) You are competitive

() You can lift anything

() Happiness is not your forte

() You often don't fall in love too easily

() You're never happy

Count: 1/8

Ezekiel:

() You're home schooled

() You're a sexist

() You have/had/wear a toque

() You often say "eh"

() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

() You pick your nose often

() You have no friends

() You are pale

Count: 0/8

Geoff:

()You love parties

() You often call people "dudes" or "dudettes"

() You often make out most of the day

() You wear a cowboy hat

() You're the youngest sibling in your family

() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"

() You are invited to all of the parties

() You skateboard

Count: 0/8

Gwen:

() You're Goth

() You have highlights

() You wear blue lipstick

(X) You wear black (Sometimes)

() You make the first move

() Preppy things piss you off

(X) You have a younger brother

() Annoying things irk you up

Count: 2/8

Harold:

() You can be a pervert at some times

() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

() You're a dork

() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

() You read comics

() You breathe loud

() You get picked on most of the time

() You save chewed gum

Count: 0/8

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader

() You often lie about being nice

(X) You often get embarrassed

() Weird people make you mad

() You break couples up

(X) You often call people "losers" (It's all in good-natured fun I promise)

() You are never trusted.

Count: 2/8

Izzy:

() You're crazy/psycho

() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

() You're a redhead

() Fire is your addiction

() You love acting silly

(X) You run a lot

() You want to be called by your nickname

() You've camped out in the woods

Count: 1/8

Justin:

() You're the eye candy

() People often stare at you

() People faint when they see you

() You lie to most people

() Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shot

() You don't care about anything but beauty

() You're gorgeous

Count: 0/8

Katie:

() You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

(X) You're often sweet

() You blush easily

() You wear pigtails

(X) You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Count: 2/8

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl

() You wear baby T's

() You easily get pissed off

(x) You love winning

() You have a great taste in style

() You know how to dance

() Rap is one of your favourite music genres

() You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 1

Lindsay:

() You are/were a blonde

() You're dumb

() You take Gymnastics

() Your boobs are big

() You're a "Daddy's Girl"

() You fall for the jocks

() Your eyes are blue

() Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 0/8 (The most feminine questions were in her category)

Noah:

(X) You are a bookworm

(X) Your IQ is off the charts/high (134, that's pretty good.)

() You're in Honours classes (Not old enough yet.)

() Sports aren't your forte

(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky

() You're quiet

() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(X) You don't like parties (Parties don't tend to like me back)

Count: 4/8 (Highest so far)

Owen:

() You're overweight

() You fart a lot

() You can burp the ABC's

() Everyone loves you

(X) You love adventure

() You're out of shape

() You love to eat

() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 1/8

Sadie:

() You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby

() You cry without your best friend

(X) You accidentally do things wrong

() You do everything with you best friend

() You easily cry

() You love to squeal

() You often do things wrong

Count: 1/8

Sierra:

(x) You're obsessed with a cartoon

(x) You're in love with one character from this cartoon

() You're a stalker

() You name your pets with names in this cartoon

() You quote people from this cartoon easily

() People think you're a psychopath when someone is too nice for the one you love

(X) You know everything about the cartoon you love

Count: 3/7

Trent:

(X) You play/played the guitar

() You often wear green

(X) You've been heartbroken

() Your favourite number is 9

(X) You care for the people you love

(X) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes

() You easily fall in love

Count: 4/8

Tyler:

() You suck at sports

() You often wear red (red makes my acne stand out)

() You wear a head bandana

() You wear sweat clothes

() You're tall (Are you kidding me?)

(X) You have brown hair and brown eyes (Really? Do we really not know anything else about Tyler? You know what, I'm including another option below this one.)

() People often forget about you (This is the one I added, just letting everyone know)

() You have a fear of an animal

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 1/9

Anne Maria:

() You are from New Jersey

() You speak with an accent

() You add so many products to your hair

() You have/had a fake tan

() You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

() You wear a lot of make-up

() You can't sing

Count: 0/8

B:

() You don't talk much

() You're a bit on the chubby side

() Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

() You are embarrassed of your first name

() You like using initials

() You have multiple items in your coat

() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Count: 0/8

Brick:

() You/your family has a military background

(X) You follow a moral code

() You are dedicated to protect friends and family

() You are rather athletic

(X) You STINK at Fashion design (No matter what jokes people make otherwise)

() You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others

(X) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises

() You have the "need to be dominated"

Count: 3/8

Cameron:

() You're less than 100 pounds

() You have lived in a bubble

() You have overprotective parents

(X) You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an "expendable player"

() You wore diapers until a late age

() (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Count: 2/8

Dakota:

() You're addicted to fame

() You LOVE pink!

() You are a major fashion phonon

() You usually wear sunglasses

() Your parent(s) are majorly rich

(X) You're attracted to nerds

() You and your phone are inseparable

() You hate feeling sorry for others

Count: 1/8

Dawn:

() You are a Wicca/witch

() You can read auras

(X) You love nature and communicating with animals

() You are very short

() You can levitate

() You know how to levitate

(X) You don't really care about money

(X) You are able to detect positive/negative energy (It's called intuition, and it wasn't just invented by women)

Count: 3/8

Jo:

() You're a tomboy

() You are EXTREMELY athletic

() You don't think anyone is better than you

(X) You aren't the most attractive person

() You HATE the beauty queen

() You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin

() Your favourite accessory is a whistle

() (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

Count: 1/8

Lightning:

() You talk in the third person

() You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

() You tend to add something before words

() You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender

() You are an overachiever

() You have protein powder

() You believe in teams of one

() You often call people "losers"

Count: 0/8

Mike:

() You have a mental disorder.

() You have said you are an actor.

(X) You like two people at the same time.

() You talk in your sleep.

() You have a therapist/psychiatrist.

() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy.

(X) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

(X) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love.

Count: 3/8 (Oh come on! You know, Mike has a lot of bad traits that weren't listed...)

Sam:

(X) You love video games

() You have embarrassed yourself on your only date

(X) You have cat-like reflexes

() You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

() You are a couch potato

() You have a "circus thumb"

() You sometimes speak in video-game talk

() You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode

Count: 2/8

Scott:

() You LOVE manipulating people

() You're a poser

() You like to whittle

() Animals don't like you

() You don't like animals

() You have a lucky item

() You're a ginger

() You have freckles covering you

Count: 0/8 (These questions were kind of vague)

Staci:

() You have a long ancestry

() You are a compulsive liar

() You talk incessantly

() You are rather overweight

() You are annoying to most people

() You have trouble swimming

() You have been bald at one point

( ) You don't have many friends

Count: 0/8 (Poor Staci...)

Zoey:

() You wear stuff in your hair.

() You're an only child

() You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends.

() You like retro fashions/music.

() You enjoy the theatre.

(X) You have seen your crush go out with someone else.

() You are generally nice, but have a tough side.

() Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

Count: 1/8 (*sigh*)

Well I didn't score higher than 4 on any of them. Does that mean I have no personality? According to this quiz I'm a combination of Trent and Noah. Hm...they both add up to nine letters.

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Take 2: Back in Action! by Knifez reviews
After the success of Pahkitew Island, the producers of Total Drama think that new contestants are the way to go. They tell Chris to head back to the old film lot with another million dollars and 30 misfits. With new challenges, 3 teams, and surprise twists at every corner, no one knows whose going to win; and is there a dark presence looming in the shadows of this abandoned studio?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/7/2014
Brainiacs and Bookshelves by Foreseer44 reviews
Noah and Scarlett are working together at a small bookstore, but with sales plummeting and neither genius attempting to help, someone's paycheck is on the line. If they want their jobs (and bragging rights), they'll have to use their wits to outsmart each other in the race to retain their minimum wage payments and reputations as geniuses.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Noah, Scarlett - Complete
Don't Scream by PikaScootaloo reviews
Stuck in an abandoned mall, Lindsay finds herself to be the recipient of a stranger's texts, urging her to meet her demise... But, of course, this is Lindsay we're talking about. Secret Santa gift for SecretAgent12.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Lindsay - Complete
Ocean Eyes by TheToxicInterest reviews
Even the faintest colours can have a great effect. It started with BLUE eyes, turned into RED blood, and ended when GREY darkened to BLACK. [ScottxSamey, or Scammy. One-Shot.]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Scott, Samey] - Complete
Pahkitew Island Ending: Chris' Karma by xebla reviews
The winner has been declared and season six of Total Drama has come to an end. But before they can all leave, a long awaited karma has finally arrived to strike at a certain host.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Chris M., Topher - Complete
The Wawanakwa Tales by ferguson97 reviews
AU. Detective Eva Vargra has just been transferred to a new, dangerous city - Wawanakwa City! After a young high school student is brutally murdered, anyone can be a suspect in this city where nobody is innocent. Meanwhile, Duncan and Scott engage in a life of crime while Trent runs his infamous cult worshiping the Ninth God. Rated T. Very dark.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Noah, Duncan, Eva, Scott
Contentment by The Sarcasm Master reviews
Tyler has always loved sports. So what happens when he's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life? Tyler doesn't have enough love in this fandom, so I decided to create a one-shot for him. Written for the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writer's Forum. :)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Tyler - Complete
Return by likasnmiba reviews
Season 3: Two kids from the future tells them who is planning to send terror across the world. They have more powerful dinosaurs, but the Alpha Gang has a trick up their sleeve. The DTeam has to give all they can, but will that be enough? NEW CHAPTER
Dinosaur King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,587 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010
Sparkler by WC Pemm reviews
That's the thing about fire. You can look, but you mustn't touch. And, sooner or later, it uses itself up. [There Is A Season - Book I of IV]
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,227 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Pyro - Complete
Lying is the most fun a girl can have by neon rose reviews
...without taking her clothes off. Jinx is asked to be a double agent for the HIVE five, pretending to be good to earn Kid Flash's trust, but how much of it is pretending?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,763 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
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What it Takes to Run a Region reviews
Waydrn isn't your typical region. There's no League and Gym Leaders are only respected for entertainment and not honor. When the discovery of an old friend turned foe comes into play, they'll have to work together to fight some of the people they swore to protect and serve...or watch their home and everyone in it burn to the ground.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/28
Total Drama: Spectacular Summer! reviews
Sixteen citizens from Danville have been invited on the newest season of Total Drama hosted by none other than Blaineley! They'll duke it out on an island in the middle of the ocean. They'll have to face dangerous wildlife, violent natives, and each other. In the end one of them will be awarded one million dollars. This is Total Drama Spectacular Summer!
Crossover - Total Drama series & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1
The Dramas of a Pokemon Journey: Kanto reviews
New trainer Sammy Hill is finally free from Amy's wrath and ready to see what Kanto has to offer. Along the way she'll make friends, enemies, and discover what it's like to be your own person. It won't be easy with all the battles, romance, evil sisters, and DRAMA! Sammy's been poisoned, and it isn't good. As Topher searches for help, Team Drama is up to their old, EVIL tricks!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Cameron, Ella, Samey, Topher
You Don't Love Me reviews
Rodney was never one for being subtle. He was also never one for being smart. But once the new love of his life, the self-entitled Queen of Mean, declares that she doesn't believe he truly loves her, he'll have to think with his head and not just his heart. With the help of some friends, he'll have to do everything he can to prove his love for Heather before she leaves for home.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Heather, Rodney
She Smells Like Danger and Peppermint reviews
Duncan wasn't the party-type, there was no need to go to one when there was studying to be done. But a chance encounter with a spunky girl just might change his mind. Is he going to step out of his comfort zone, or will this just be another Christmas Could-Have-Been? Secret Santa for DespairAndCo
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Courtney, Duncan]
Scarlett's Ice Bucket Challenge reviews
Harold has nominated his sister Scarlett for the ALS Ice Bucket challenge and decides to help her film it. Of course with two Total Drama contestants, it's anything but a simple process.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harold, Scarlett - Complete
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