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Hi peoples!

Okay, so stuff about me... I'm a female under the age of 100,000,000 years old, or, if you want me to be more specific, under 15. I've got an obbsession with peanutbutter, Virals (READ THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!! It's by Kathy Reichs, and the BEST BOOK EVER!!!) wolves, and horses. Oh, and all Harry Potter fanfics about the mauraders. Uhhh... what else... my turtle ate my 3 fish all at once X( I've got 2 dogs, and 3 siblings... and there's not much else to say, so on with the randomness!

Facts Of Life

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I didn't trip! I tackled the floor!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. (this is sooooooo my sister!!!!!)

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing


· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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A Living Nightmare by V6 Trick-Shot reviews
MURDER! Tory and the rest of the pack can't believe yet another death has occurred at the LIRI. But when Tory's father, Kit, becomes a target she certainly gets thrown a bone. Not to mention she has to deal with Madison suddenly taking an interest in Ben. Read and find out what the Virals' next move is. THIS STORY WILL BE REWRITTEN SOON. READ WHILE YOU CAN.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
Fall Out by Semraldo reviews
Loggerhead is safe the Virals are together and things aren't going that badly for once. Until new problems arise, and Tory and Ben's parents start to worry about their children's antics. Sorry not a great summery but please read and review. T just in case. BenxTory? a new mystery and my conclution of the Virals adventures, baisically the Fall Out.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ben B., Tory B.
Stalked by Virals13 reviews
When a mysterious figure starts following Tory and the gang, what will happen? Who is it, and why are they following the Virals? Rated T for language. Ben/Tory
Virals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ben B., Tory B.
Aftermath by singasongof reviews
(TAKES PLACE AFTER CODE) When everything is said and done, what then? What will become of Ben and Tory's relationship? Can she forgive him? What happens when a thief steals something crucial to their journey for answers? Virals is not mine. Please favorite and review!
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013
Time To Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is! by dork-with-glasses reviews
For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,145 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
River Blue by chimerical.quaintrelle reviews
Mysteries just keep finding the Virals! Things get interesting after the pack meets River. Rated T because I'm not exactly sure what's in for later on.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011
The BOOK by Sweets5236 reviews
The Marauders have a special book filled with pranks, puns, and embarrassing moments. The 50th Marauder Duel between James and Sirius is a big part of it and the outcome is sure to be messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Virals: Unexpected Guest by WireWriter reviews
After Tory and the gang get an unexpected guest things get strange, quick. What's wrong and what caused it?
Virals - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,985 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011
Secrets by cutekitty5597 reviews
"My life changed with three words". Nicole moves to Morris island where she comes face with secrets but she has plenty of secrets of her own.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Shelton D.
Ricochet by Gmariam reviews
April 1st, 1978. Two potions. Two plots. Two Marauders. What could possibly go wrong? Only everything-including their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Teach Me How To Fly by RMGryffindor reviews
Lily Evans is afraid of heights. When she needs to learn to fly, she signs up for a camp over the summer. Who knew James Potter would end up being her coach, with a strict no coach/student policy. Fly through the ups and downs with this dynamic couple. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,960 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Virals: Drabbles and Oneshots by WireWriter reviews
Random ideas turned into drabbles and one-shots starring our favorite Virals. Ratings go from K-T. Chapter 6: Sanity
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011
The James Song by RiddikulusWaterbender reviews
Lily asks if James was ever annoying to Remus. Sirius answers her... IN SONG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Little Viral by M10110 reviews
Short little one shot may become one shots of a certain little character. Did I mention he has four legs and a tail?
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2011
Graduation Marauder Style by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Final Year : Marauder Style by captianjacksgirl reviews
my first fanfic! R&R!The Marauders and Lily durring their 7th yr. LJ SOC ROC. i suck at summeries.T to be safe. mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,105 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete