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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events . (All the time!)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your
father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any expierience)

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)

You call yourself a demigod=)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*

you try to talk to horses =)*

you try to summon the dead =)*

you try to summon lightning =)*

you try to breathe underwater =)*

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fan fictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He says: Your face must turn a few heads.
You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
You say: Okay, get out!

He says: I think I could make you very happy.
You say: Why? Are you leaving?

He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He says: Can I have your name?
You say: Why? Don't you have one already?

He says: Shall we go see a movie?
You say: I've already seen it.

He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Hiding from you.

He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He says: Is this seat empty?
You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
You say: Do not enter.

He says: Your body is like a temple.
You say: Sorry, there are no services today.

He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams.

"Percy Jackson Series: Because a bunch of ADHD godlings so beat sparkly corpses."

"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
Annabeth: "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.""- The Last Olympian

""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse

"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'"- Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God: So you would love her.
Guy: But God, why did you make her so dumb?
God: So she would love you.

'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.'


'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'"
"Yes," Mars sad. "Is that not clear?"
"Well, my lord . . . usually prophecies are unclear. They're wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and . . ."
Mars casually popped off another grenade off his belt. "Yes?"
"The prophecy is clear!" Octavian announced. "A quest!"'
-The SON OF NEPTUNE (One of the best quotes ever.)

'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .'

"We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!"
"Enough, Dakota," Reyna said. "Let's leave Larry's podex out of this."

"She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind."
"That I would've paid to see," Frank said. "I mean - her expression. Not, you know, the baths."
"Frank!" Hazel fanned her face like she needed air.'

"Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.'

"The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres."
Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?"
"Long story."

"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'"
"You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"'Baby man'?" Frank spluttered.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?"
If they hadn't been in such a bad situation, Percy's expression might have made her laugh.'
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg341 (I freaking love ARION! xD)

"I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?" To Grandmother's house we go?"
Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway."
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg348

"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Canadians," Percy said.
Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?"
"Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada."
-The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg350

"Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?"
"With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."
Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"
This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could tell he was cursing.
"Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that."

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

Now swear it on the River Styx!


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.(honestly though I do not think Zeus does that.)
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Zeus.


You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

There is a 80% chance that I'm a child of Poseidon.


You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Hades.


You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Demeter. (So I'm NOT a Demeter kid...)


You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Ares.


You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Athena.


You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

There is a 70% chance that I'm a child of Apollo.


You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome (psh no! she was mean to Percy)
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters (but ONLY Greek mythological monsters of terror!)

There is a 20% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.


You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus


Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite.


You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.(It just so much fun!)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

There is a 100% chance that I'm a child of Hermes.


You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (under-aged)
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (under-aged)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (under-aged)
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?)
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

There is a 20% chance i am a child of Dionysus

I am a Hermes Kid! Yay :D

List twelve characters from your favorite book.

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

1: Percy

2: Annabeth

3: Travis

4: Nico

5: Hermes

6: Katie

7: Apollo

8: Will

9: Thalia


11: Poseidon

12: Leo

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfiction? Do you want to?

Katie and Poseidon? Ew no that is just gross! never.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nico. Yeah I guess he's hot. A little

3. Can you recall any fanfictions about Nine?

Oh yeah. alot

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Katie ummm no. Tratie and Percabeth all the way!

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hermes/Thalia or Hermes/Reyna. Five and nine because I am a supporter of Leyna.

there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don't know I don't read fanfictions about will and Percy. Oh wait there was this one as percy as a girl but that's it. I didn't read it

7.Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fanfiction

looking for the light I guess. I wouldn't put Leo and Apollo together though. Apollo likes girls last time I checked.

8. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know.

9. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfiction, what would the warning be?

Percy/Katie/Leo. Caution: Barfing, being embarrassed for fictional characters, and weirdness may occur!

10.When was the last time you read a fanfiction about Five?


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Hermes cabin! My siblings!

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?


3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?


4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?


5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?


7. Favorite God or Goddess?

God: Hermes

Goddess: Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Hug him and weird him out by telling him what to names his kids with Annabeth and what they will look like!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Travis and Leo

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Jason or Percy. Jason could fly me to saftey. (But I hate Flying.) Percy could control the water to save us.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?


13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Hades is trying to kill me 'cause I said "Why are you even here nobody likes you?". Poseidon is smiling 'cause I told him he is awesome. And Zeus is sad 'cause I called him bossy.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

hanging out with Travis and Connor in my cabin

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"Wow," Thalia muttered "Apollo is hot."

"He's the sun god." [Percy] said.

"That's not what I meant."

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

When he is trying to tell annabeth he likes her. He is just so shy it's cute.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he said with great power comes great need to take a nap!

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment

Apollo trying to get the hunters of Artemis to like Him.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Grover drooling over Artemis

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When Travis offers to steal medical supplies when Will was helping Annabeth.

Next 20 PJO questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth!

2) Favorite guy character? Travis

3) Favorite girl character? Katie

4) Favorite god? Hermes

5) Favorite goddess? Athena

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon

7) Is Luke hot? No!

8) Would you join the Hunters? No!

9) Archery or sword fighting? sword fighting

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Hermes express! Dad!

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Iris

12) Favorite book? tLO

13) Least favorite? SoM

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer

15) Favorite couple? Tratie

16) Are you a demigod? Yep

17) Who would be your parent? Hermes!

18) Favorite minor character? Travis

19) Ethan or Luke? Neither. But Ethan

20) Favorite monsters? Minotaur. He wears A diaper! it's so funny

Type your name with your elbow: Nstyaslkire

Type it with your chin: na6alire

Your nose: natalie

Your forehead: nhqatqalloi843e

Your toe: natalie

Your eyes closed with your fingers: nataoie

I congratulate you if you actually read the whole thing. I don't even think I have.

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,868 - Reviews: 4416 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Murderous Mansion by OogieBoogie reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Then You Came Along by RozaBelikova-x reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a young father of three. His wife recently died in a car crash. Now he's left alone to take care of their kids. He's unable to do this with a full-time job so he wants to hire a babysitter. Enter Rose Hathaway, a college student who needs a job. When she gets hired, will sparks fly? Dimitri feels an undeniable attraction to Rose, but does she feel the same way?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,694 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Unique by GlassSnowDrop reviews
Being different is hard. People don't understand you, don't want you. After being tormented for years at Hogwarts, Arianna transferred. Now, however, a twist of fate unleashes her upon Hogwarts once more. Will this time be different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,989 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - James S. P., OC - Complete
The Scarf by Devabbi reviews
Head Girl Hermione dresses a little too quickly one morning. Two-shot D/H fluff, ignores DH. Bumped to T for some suggestive tones in part two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Engaged for the Holidays by LoveBugOC reviews
After Hermione's cousin boasts about having a boyfriend for the Christmas Holidays, she creates an entirely made-up engagement with a fiancé who doesn't exist. That is, until she enlists one Draco Malfoy's help. All she has to do is get through her family's week-long holiday celebrations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Your Mouth, You'll Catch Flies by MusicChangesLives reviews
Katie gets detention for punching a mortal and Katie's boyfriend comes to pick her up. When said mortal get's curious about Katie's boyfriend, will happen in the parking lot of her school? Tratie! One-Shot! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Demeter's Daughter by Angel Winter reviews
Who really knows the story of Katie Gardener? Travis Stoll is one of the few who do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Cheesy Pick Up Lines: Percy's Asking Out Attempt by Rock n' Fuckin' Roll reviews
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!" This is Percy's lame attempt at asking Annabeth out with cheesy pick up lines. Is the boy that desperate? Is he really too afraid on just asking her out? And what is up with Nico? Percy/Annabeth. ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
What Draco Isn't Allowed To Do At Hogwarts! by Iceprincess22454 reviews
Hermione is setting some rules for Draco see what he does with them warning OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Yankee and a Brit by Smurf213 reviews
I didn't want to be in England, and I didn't want to know James Sirius Potter, either, but it seemed like fate had a different idea for my future. And what in the world are Gryffindors and Ravenclaws anyway? Follows two years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,555 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Just a Dream by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
Percy and Apollo think that all troubles are behind them. But is it true? With the upcoming wedding, they have to cope with angry goddesses and revealed lies that may break them apart.Is their love strong enough? Fem!Percy; Sequel to The Kisses of the Sun
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,768 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Apollo, Percy J. - Complete
The 15 Undercover Jobs of Tratie by happyfacehappyface reviews
The various people Travis and Katie must pretend to be on their multiple "missions"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Was Aiming For Toad! by KumikoAliceFlames13 reviews
All dialogue. Hermione and Draco are playing Mario Kart! Dramione. That was pretty much the best description of the story I could manage...Inspired by an inside joke with my cousin. Rated T from proneness to paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Course, Love by Claudi Skies reviews
"I love you." "No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "No, you don't. Now go away before I hex you." Arguments, tears, make-ups, kisses, Gryffindors, Slytherins, proposals, Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Next Generation Chatroom by PotterheadWhovianDemigodGalore reviews
A chatroom based off the next generation kids from Harry Potter. my first attempt at writing fan fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Hermione's Secret by Thalia Eltanin reviews
Hermione has a secret. Draco Malfoy hears her telling Professor Snape about it. Draco is determined to tell everybody else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nightclub Chaos by TumblingTroublesomeTumbleweeds reviews
Hermione dearest is a lightweight and when some slut flirts with her man at a club she shows that blonde how to work it... Dramione mostly. Other pairings: GinnyHarry LavenderRon ParvatiDean LunaNeville and GeorgeOC. T for sexual and alcoholic content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crayon Swirls by HollyWrites reviews
Scorpius draws Draco a father's day drawing. Really short, sorry! For 123Quarter's father's day challenge. Comment x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Hiking We Will Go by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione wants to take Fred to her favorite treehouse, sounds simple, right? Well, when you add in two leaf clovers, a forest, and nightime, you get one crazy trip. "Fred?" "Yeah?" "We're lost." Winner of the Twin Exchange March challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Cursed Mistletoe by hiatuzzz reviews
Suit yourself, Granger. If you don't kiss me, you'll die in 72 hours. It's a cursed mistletoe after all. A Dramione fic.Please Read xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Platform by Luanne reviews
Just how Victorie and Teddy ended up like that on the platform...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Gryffindors are Better at Kissing by Sordinmyhart reviews
Draco and Hermione engage in witty banter during the final battle, ultimately ending in romance for everyone. Just a fun random fluff fic. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Woes of Hermione Granger and her Telephone by ShadesofWhite reviews
Hermione keeps getting calls from an annoying Ginny. Slight Dramione. Rated T for a teenytiny bit of language and sexual reference, but nothing too bad. R&R! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because I just by fadinggirl reviews
how to spend your worst 1st anniversary? learn from Draco Malfoy and how he deals with his GIrlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by SilverStarr reviews
[ One-Shot ] A dragon and a lioness, playing footsie in the library and snogging secretly in the dungeon? Has the magical world gone mad?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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