You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events . (All the time!)
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.
you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon
everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology.
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)
You call yourself a demigod=)
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)
You've called someone you know a satyr.=)
You name your pet fish Clovis
Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT
You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)
you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*
you try to talk to horses =)*
you try to summon the dead =)*
you try to summon lightning =)*
you try to breathe underwater =)*
you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*
you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fan fictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
He says: Can I buy you a drink?
He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
He says: Your face must turn a few heads.
He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
He says: I think I could make you very happy.
He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
He says: Can I have your name?
He says: Shall we go see a movie?
He says: Where have you been all my life?
He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
He says: Is this seat empty?
He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
He says: Your body is like a temple.
He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
He says: Where have you been all my life?
"Percy Jackson Series: Because a bunch of ADHD godlings so beat sparkly corpses."
"You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero
"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse
"'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.'
Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.'
-The SON OF NEPTUNE
'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'"
'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .'
"We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!"
"She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind."
"Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.'
"The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres."
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'"
"I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there."
"What are these guys?" he whispered.
"Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
The Percy Jackson pledge:
Now swear it on the River Styx!
You like being in charge.
There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Zeus.
You feel at home in the water.
There is a 80% chance that I'm a child of Poseidon.
You’re not that much of a people person.
There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Hades.
You own a garden.
There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Demeter. (So I'm NOT a Demeter kid...)
You often start fights.
There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Ares.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
There is a 50% chance that I'm a child of Athena.
You’re very creative and artistic.
There is a 70% chance that I'm a child of Apollo.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
There is a 20% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.
You have a way with tools.
There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus
Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite.
You like pick pocketing your friends.
There is a 100% chance that I'm a child of Hermes.
You’re the life of the party.
I am a Hermes Kid! Yay :D
List twelve characters from your favorite book.
Percy Jackson and The Olympians
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfiction? Do you want to?
Katie and Poseidon? Ew no that is just gross! never.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nico. Yeah I guess he's hot. A little
3. Can you recall any fanfictions about Nine?
Oh yeah. alot
4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Annabeth and Katie ummm no. Tratie and Percabeth all the way!
5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermes/Thalia or Hermes/Reyna. Five and nine because I am a supporter of Leyna.
there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I don't know I don't read fanfictions about will and Percy. Oh wait there was this one as percy as a girl but that's it. I didn't read it
7.Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fanfiction
looking for the light I guess. I wouldn't put Leo and Apollo together though. Apollo likes girls last time I checked.
8. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don't know.
9. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfiction, what would the warning be?
Percy/Katie/Leo. Caution: Barfing, being embarrassed for fictional characters, and weirdness may occur!
10.When was the last time you read a fanfiction about Five?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Hermes cabin! My siblings!
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
The last Olympian.
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Hug him and weird him out by telling him what to names his kids with Annabeth and what they will look like!
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Travis and Leo
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Jason or Percy. Jason could fly me to saftey. (But I hate Flying.) Percy could control the water to save us.
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Hades is trying to kill me 'cause I said "Why are you even here nobody likes you?". Poseidon is smiling 'cause I told him he is awesome. And Zeus is sad 'cause I called him bossy.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
hanging out with Travis and Connor in my cabin
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"Wow," Thalia muttered "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god." [Percy] said.
"That's not what I meant."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
When he is trying to tell annabeth he likes her. He is just so shy it's cute.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
When he said with great power comes great need to take a nap!
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment
Apollo trying to get the hunters of Artemis to like Him.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
Grover drooling over Artemis
20. Favorite Random Moment?
When Travis offers to steal medical supplies when Will was helping Annabeth.
Next 20 PJO questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth!
2) Favorite guy character? Travis
3) Favorite girl character? Katie
4) Favorite god? Hermes
5) Favorite goddess? Athena
6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon
7) Is Luke hot? No!
8) Would you join the Hunters? No!
9) Archery or sword fighting? sword fighting
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Hermes express! Dad!
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Iris
12) Favorite book? tLO
13) Least favorite? SoM
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer
15) Favorite couple? Tratie
16) Are you a demigod? Yep
17) Who would be your parent? Hermes!
18) Favorite minor character? Travis
19) Ethan or Luke? Neither. But Ethan
20) Favorite monsters? Minotaur. He wears A diaper! it's so funny
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Type it with your chin: na6alire
Your nose: natalie
Your forehead: nhqatqalloi843e
Your toe: natalie
Your eyes closed with your fingers: nataoie
I congratulate you if you actually read the whole thing. I don't even think I have.
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