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Do she got da booty? She doooooo
Hello there! I'm Atz, and this is my wonderful --albeit small-- fanfiction library! (Or so I title it...)
Gender: Female, though that is debatable sometimes.
Sexuality: Bisexual; prefer women. Please, leave any and all homophobic and/or hateful comments in the trashcan at the door!
Location: Texas, USA.
Cons?: Not at the moment, but have always wanted to go to A-Kon. However, I am broke.
Cosplay?: Oh, I'd love to! Alas, the same as cons, I'm broke.
Education: Yes. I attend school Monday to Friday
A few things I enjoy: Foxes, Tumblr, the night, the moon, my wonderful friends, metal music, RoosterTeeth, owls, wolves, RP'ing, TruTV, yaoi and especially yuri, cats.
Phobias?: Cockroaches, I can't evenwjknafndkv... Also, the Emergency Alert System announcement tone they have here in Texas.
My Fandoms -
Pairings by Fandom -
Mostly just JohnDave, John/Davesprite, and Jade/Rose. I haven't gotten far enough into Homestuck yet (I'm in Act III I think I'm slow hello) to find any more yet! Oh noes.
The Legend of Zelda
Regarding Things I Will Write and Read -
I will usually write and read ...
I will not usually write or read...
Information Regarding Requests and Things -
I will gladly take on requests! All of the information above will show all types of things I'll write and what not, so please refer to that. If there's something that isn't mentioned, or something you'd like to see anyway, just ask about it. I am very flexible and would love to chat and talk in the process!
When/If you would like to ask for something, please state a few things (if applicable):
Some other notes:
Where Else I Can Be Found -
DeviantART (Works posted here as backup; current art not posted yet!)
Pokefarm (I RP here with some friends)
Copy and Paste and Other Things -
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
I’m BISEXUAL, so I MUST want to fuck all of my friends.
I'm a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a lesbian or want to be a man.
I WEAR MOSTLY BLACK, so I MUST be goth/emo or depressed.
I’m a BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid and illiterate.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m into ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be fat and ignorant.
I spend most of my time ALONE, so I MUST have no social life.
I will CORRECT your GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a perfectionist.
I don't BUY OR WEAR DESIGNER CLOTHES, so I MUST be poor.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I have a DEEP voice for a woman, so I MUST be emo.
I listen to DUBSTEP occasionally, so I MUST have no taste for music.
I’ve fallen in love with a good FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, so I MUST be a homosexual slut.
A person I’ve grown up with is RACIST, so I MUST be racist too.
A person I'm close to is very HOMOPHOBIC, so I MUST be homophobic too.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I wear a COLLAR around my NECK, so I MUST be someone's pet.
IF YOU HAVE TOO DAMN MUCH STUFF ON YOUR PROFILE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you've ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a room and forgot the reason you walked in there for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've gone to peoples' profiles to find things to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realise that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPT DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.
If you compulsively edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Atzenarii (America)
Lolipops turn into cigarettes
And to think we couldn't wait to grow up.
Gotta luv dem KIKWIS.
Don't throw your ZeLink in my face. I'll throw it up.
Only in America
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
Dormitory: Dirty room
Astronomer: Moon starer
George Bush: He bugs Gore
The eyes: They see
Slot machine: Cash lost in me
Desperation: A rope ends it
Presbyterian: Best in prayer
Election results: Lies! Let's recount
Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mother in law: Woman Hitler
The Morse code: Here come dots
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile, and pass it onto others who could have a good laugh.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.
There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.
I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too
I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.
I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.