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Joined 04-22-12, id: 3945953, Profile Updated: 08-22-14
Author has written 8 stories for Soul Eater, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Glee, and Teen Wolf.

So, my writing is seriously pissing me off, which is why I haven't posted in awhile, but no one seems that upset about it, so no rush right? I have this really bad habit of starting and dropping stories. I think I have twenty going right now. This makes me a bad person, clearly, but I'm working on it. Stay with me! *attempts heart* If you have any requests (I can dream), PM me and if I know/have interest in the fandom, I'll give it a shot.

Also go follow me on Tumblr and nag me, or I will seriously never post. Like ever, I'm terrible about it. Url: shewhotakesnoselfies.

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When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 171,146 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
No Boundaries by heavenhelpmyheart reviews
Blaine isn't as much of a gentleman as Kurt thinks. Could Puck, thick-headed and badass as he is, be the person to piece him back together after his first broken heart?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 241,503 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Metamorphosis by gleefulmusings reviews
A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 200,275 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L., Artie A.
The Feeling That I'm Under by wearing-tearing reviews
[TFTIU #1] Stiles is a paramedic and Derek gets into a bike accident. It's kind of love at first sight.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 294,678 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Geeky Attraction by What I wrote reviews
I turned my head away sharply, feeling like a tongue of fire licked my back. How damn arrogant he was, more so than any boy I had ever known. The arrogance of a grown up, deliberate and hurtful like thin needles prickling my skin every time he spoke.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,476 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
All Right, Tonight by JediShampoo reviews
Divorce attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new client, Alfred Jones. Things heat up between them quickly, but can they get their heads out of their behinds long enough to actually talk to each other? UKUS hooray! HOORAY, I SAY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Have a Dream by jjake09 reviews
Kurt had always been a dreamer. He dreamed he would one day be a star on Broadway and have his fashion line, but what happens when all he has left are his dreams? AU Season 3 Puckurt ship. Rated M for violence, language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Punks, Goths, and Jocks by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sick of all the nonsense around him, especially from that tool of a quarterback. Punk/High School AU. Language, suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Effect of a Summer Epiphany by Akuro13 reviews
"You, me, Breadstix, tonight at 7 o'clock." What happens when the summer before their senior year is over and Puck desperately wants to date one Kurt Hummel? Yay for the pairing Pummel! Or whichever name you like calling it
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,188 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Condoning Innocence by Othello.Syndrome reviews
Amano Yukiteru is accused of a murder that he didn't commit, and Akise Aru is determined to save him from the injustice.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Akise A., Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st
Only In Dreams by MyDirtyLittleSecret reviews
Umeda's subconscious is an overactive sexual fantasy factory. Multiple PWPs. Umeda x any male character in Hana Kimi I feel like pairing him to...
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hokuto U.
Claimed by adaptation reviews
Derek and Stiles don't have a lot of choices. They're on a time limit. If Derek wants to get close enough to the Alpha Pack to get what he needs to take them down, he has to gain their trust. And to gain their trust, he has to have sex with Stiles Stilinski. WARNING: mildly dubious consent, underage sex, canon-typical violence
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Coming Home by Lady Babette reviews
Puck only wanted to play a prank on the Warblers. Kurt only wanted to go home. Nothing prepared them for this reality. Rated T for language and violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,125 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Triquetra by gleefulmusings reviews
BIOTA AU. Rachel's party unfolds differently from canon, bringing three disparate people together. Anti-Klaine and Anti-Raine. Lots of character bashing. A KuSS story - Kurt/Santana/Sam. Heed the warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,830 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.
An Ode to Derek by asterixgazer reviews
Kinda. Not really... This is just a brief list of a few of the complaints I've racked up against our smoking hot, broody Alpha Wolf.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Derek H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by gleefulmusings reviews
Finn is injured on the football field and has to go the hospital. With his parents tied up, he's alone until Kurt Hummel descends on Lima like a prissy avenging angel. Injured!Finn, BAMF!Kurt, epic Kinn brotherhood. Kurt/Sam/Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L.] Finn H.
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tickle My Fancy by gleefulmusings reviews
A response series of non-explicit Kurt-centric prompts. Some crossovers, including BtVS, HP, Vampire Diaries, etc. Absolutely no Kurt/Karofsky or Kurt/Blaine, because that's gross.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Cry Me A River by muaaimoi reviews
Not a song fic! Kurt has a revelation in middle school with very interesting results.Puck/kurt friendship that will develop into romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Muddled Minds and Many Mushrooms by sachi-sama reviews
Shinra gets paid with drugs from a seedy patient of his. Of course, he HAS to drag Izaya, Shizu-chan, and Dota-chin down with him. Rated M for drug use, foul language, and smut. Two-shot, Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,664 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Psychopomp by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! As a slave, Maka longed for death. She wanted nothing more than to escape the pain of living. Since his father's death, Soul feared it more than anything. Somehow, they would each have to learn to live in a world where nothing was accepted. SoMa. (24 Chapters.) Hiatus. MOVED!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Artistic Liberties by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,545 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Clean Break by Choice reviews
"Yesterday I didn't know you; tomorrow you will be mine." AU wherein Puck is Quinn's unhappy, soon-to-be-dumped submissive and Kurt is the catalyst for change. TWO-PART STORY.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
The Boyfriend by Belle Dissei reviews
Au. Puck has been working his butt off for the last three years as a PA so when his totally ungrateful boss, Kurt Hummel, offers him his dream on a silver platter he should be happy right? The catch - he has to pretend to be Kurt's boyfriend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,717 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Music Again by julesmonster reviews
If his life was a movie, then Adam Lambert's music would be the soundtrack. Puck goes through some major life changes but music keeps him going through the bad times and helps him celebrate the good times. Puck-centric; Slash Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,251 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Gifted by julesmonster reviews
Vampires aren't real, everyone knows that. But if that's true, then why is Kurt suddenly allergic to sunlight and garlic? And why is he almost overwhelmed by the urge to bite Puck? Slash Puck/Kurt; Mild BDSM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] Finn H., Burt H. - Complete
Fight Club by julesmonster reviews
Kurt stumbles across a fight club while out wandering late at night. Slash. Puck/Kurt. Rating for language. The amazing cover art by novembertree.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
I Hate You, I Promise by IceQueenRia reviews
"I can't stand your lesbian girlfriend," Kurt told him. "And I hate you, I promise."...With a sneer, Puck responded "I hate you too"..."I just love you even more." One of them added in a whisper...Love/Hate what's the difference? It's still just passion.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,119 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 4,499 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Here Comes Kurty Claus by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt comes home for Christmas. Quinn decides he needs a boyfriend - specifically, her boyfriend. But then there's Blaine to consider. Hevans fic with Klaine and Puckurt undertones. Lots and lots of Kurt/Girls epicsauce. Shameless fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
But You're Pretty When You're Mine by venusianeye reviews
If you knew how much I loved you, you would run away. Raikou/Gau, anime-based, timeline what timeline?, mild AU for plot divergence, post-series, mature themes, COMPLETE, concrit still welcome.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - G. Meguro, R. Shimizu - Complete
Sex Kitten Homo Felidae by Sybrant67 reviews
PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
It's Always the End of the World Somewhere by Annie D reviews
Highschool AU. The status quo is this: Dean is the popular captain of the football team, and Castiel is the off-kilter nobody who doesn't so much as breathe the same air as Dean. Then senior year happens and the status quo is shot to smithereens.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cosmo Tip 181 by Loony4moony816 reviews
Noah Puckerman thought he was being an awesome boyfriend. Turns out his boyfriend is the awesome one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Different Flavor by gleefulmusings reviews
In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle. Some Puckurt, some Kinn, and a few others.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
English Homework by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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Glass
He keeps it in his desk, and only uses it when he needs it. Also posted on ao3
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Stiles, Nogitsune - Complete
Discretion reviews
Mr. Schuester is sick to death of the Glee club baring all their secrets and ripping apart each other's relationships in song. Kurt decides to use the anonymity of his assignment to reach out to the one person he feels needs him. Spoilers through Never Been Kissed, then we throw canon out completely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,009 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Bros and Puppies reviews
Jackson has really horrible nightmares.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Stiles, Jackson W. - Complete
Cold reviews
In which Stiles is cold, and extremely displeased at the cliché his life has become, until he isn't either of these things. Rated M for Stiles' language. Sterek one-shot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Being A Boy reviews
The guys of Glee are missing Kurt, who has left for Dalton. All of a sudden, they realize that Kurt is, in fact, a dude! They make the obvious choice here: get Kurt to start a punk band with them! What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kurt H.
Eye Contact reviews
In which Soul has regrets, but can never take it back.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Raising the Weapon reviews
After the Battle of Yorktown, England is all but ordered to stand down. England doesn't know how to deal with America's violent way of growing up, so why should he deal with it at all? Inspired by Raise Your Weapon by deadmaus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Order From Chaos reviews
1st fanfic, be nice! KidXOC. Eris is a new meister at the DWMA, and she is the least symmetrical person Kid has ever met! Why has Stein kept her hidden? Wow, summaries ARE hard. M for future language, lemon if you beg in reviews
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Death The Kid