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Joined 06-01-03, id: 394598, Profile Updated: 08-31-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Titanic, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
- E.L. Doctorow

I'm coffeemione, formerly known as Akalei -- but the name's really Paige -- and I've been MIA from for several years. Just as a warning, the stories on this page that haven't been updated since 2005 or before will never be finished or touched at all ever again; for some reason, I just can't bring myself to delete them, as awful as they are, because I feel like they're physical evidence showing how I've grown as a writer.

I'm an extremely obsessive-compulsive person. Infatuation comes naturally for me, and my life often tends to revolve around television and movies. I'm also a hopeless idealist and dreamer, as well as a self-proclaimed sappy romantic, for which I feel I can justly blame Disney. And then on my off days -- which seem to occur quite often -- I find myself rather pessimistic and moody.

I try to keep these personality quirks from seeping into my writing .. but I like to think of them as enhancers, not hindrances.

So my main fandoms have always been Harry Potter and 24 (and, er, Titanic apparently, or at least five years ago, according to a certain unfinished and completely plagiarized fic) -- but I've recently acquired an absolute soul-consuming love for Batman, specifically Nolanverse (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight). So that's where I will be focusing all my attention for now.

And in conjuction with that love, I frequently obsess over all things Heath Ledger and Christian Bale.

But I love writing -- I've been doing it since kindergarten, some original, mainly fan fiction, and I even enjoy doing English essays and History blue books for school. I have a knack for nestling into the minds of most characters, or I like to think I do, which in a way leads to my life goal of majoring in Psychology (and possibly going on to be a criminal psychologist, because the crazies need help, too).

And reviews are very welcome, of course, because I'm highly critical of myself and never feel like my writing is good enough.

CURRENTLY: The only story-in-progress I'm working on right now is Wise Up. I have no plans of doing anything else right now, and everything else here can be thought of as, ah, retired. :)

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Interlude by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The months after Voldemort's death act as an interlude in Harry Potter's life. The trio deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's fall and make decisions about their futures. The wizarding world attempts to restructure, and broken families attempt to heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,658 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The High King, the Duchess, and the Secret by TastyAsItGets reviews
The Pevensies could have stayed in Narnia forever. They would have, if Aslan hadn't abruptly sent them back to England. But it was their fault; the secret had gotten out. They had once saved Narnia, but now Narnia needed to be saved from them. Part I of "The Secret Chronicles of Narnia Trilogy."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 168,392 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Chelsea Grin by buggerfck reviews
That’s my favorite kind of laughter – the painful, uncontrollable kind. The kind that goes on and on and on until you can’t breathe anymore and it feels like you’re just gonna DIE if one more howl lets loose from your lungs. SEVEN: Poison & preparation.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Kiss by simplysarcastic reviews
I’ve heard you can learn everything you want to know about a man’s heart through just one kiss. We’ll see about that. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,047 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Death is a Diamond in the Sky by Lilies in the pond of Doom reviews
A new year, a new DADA teacher, and a beautiful new student who seems too good to be true. Voldemort is plotting again, but all is not as it seems, and only Ron seems to notice it. How can he save his friends? RH, HG, DOC. COMPLETED, Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,405 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Three by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The final installment of The Sorceress Diaries. With house-elf liberation, restoring Harry's public image, Ron's strange behaviour, and O.W.L.'s all on her mind, Hermione may be heading for a nervous breakdown, with only her dia - journal - as witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Comfort by Lost-Ink reviews
After the events in 'Prisoner of Azkaban' Hermione gave up the Time Turner. Only now do we find out why...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Hermione G.
Little WizardChick by Wren Truesong reviews
Hedwig thinks on how her boy has grown. Spoilers for OotP. [Final edit, 15 OCT 2k4] Don't copy to another site.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P.
Heaven by SassyTrish reviews
Abigail Potter is eleven and has been told stories everynight before bed to her father before he left when she was ten. Now it's been a year and she has been waiting to tell her father a story of her own. A fatherdaughter relationship with a side of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Perfect World by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Wise Up reviews
After the Batman's betrayal, a disillusioned Gotham is attempting to heal without much success. But when an international fiasco erupts, threatening the city's deteriorating survival, Gotham may be forced to realize that this battle simply cannot be won.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
Behind Closed Doors reviews
DISCONTINUED - With Voldemort defeated, new evil has risen. Incidents concerning powerful mind control begin occuring at Hogwarts, so Hermione Granger is called to the scene to investigate. Can a grudge be forgotten in order to save the world in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,656 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Heart Saved reviews
DISCONTINUED/OLD - It’s 1914 and Kate Ellington is traveling to America on the Titanic to marry one of New York’s elite; while on the ship, she hopes to find adventure. But when the ship strikes an iceberg, will Kate find something more?
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2003
Swapped reviews
DISCONTINUED/OLD - Boy and girl fight. Boy and girl get detention. Boy and girl are forced to concoct a potion. But what if boy and girl accidentally switch bodies? Can they switch back by the end of the year without ruining each other's lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.