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Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Death Note.

Uh... Hey! So after some kind of gigapause, I remembered that... No matter what, People *liked* my writing. They took time out of their lives to read my stories and review them and favorite them and follow them. So now I'm back. But I've changed, a lot. And that's okay. I'll try to update once weekly.


"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 6

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 4

Fun questions!

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

My hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Coffee heck yea

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


4. Do you plan outfits?

Sometimes yea

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?


thanks IB

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

my backback

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

Ehhhhh who knows

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

I had to buy the new Sims because my friend was mad at me for not pre-ordering it and then I like??? Had this magic key I dunno man it was weird

9. Three of your current feelings?

dying, rad, sans the skeleton

10. What are you craving right now?

Touches n kisses

11. Do you floss?


12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

The Buckets from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?

earlier today

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

i had a breakdown about grades recently lol

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

UH h Spiderman

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

Yes sort of not really he owes me

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Hm... I kinda lick off the frosty parts and then eat is as sexually as possible

18. Favorite movie ever?

The Last Unicorn

19. Do you like yourself?


20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Uh-huh! I met Hillary Clinton! She was super nice and smelled like pastries.

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Probably not. Unless State Alchemist or Scout Region.

22. What are you listening to right now?


23. How many countries have you visited?

2- US and Mexico. I plan on traveling a lot when I'm older though!

24. Are your parents strict?

Not really mang

25. Would you go sky diving?

fuck no

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?


27. Whats on your mind right now?

i wanna die

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

kill me

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

Does the one at DisneyLand count?

30. Do you rent movies often?

Nah brah Netflix

31. Whats your zodiac sign?


32. When was the last time you had sex?


33. Name five facts about yourself.

1- im very small

2- skeleton fucker

3- im not sure what my natural hair looks like anymore

4- *cool shrug emoji*

5- I pretty much only use Toon Link on Smash Bros. Brawl

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

Once I almost drowned in a lake!

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

I guess I believe in karma.

36. Brown or white eggs?

i am an egg

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

a few things ngl

38. Ever been on a train?

Yeah, it's fun

39. Ever been in love?

probably not

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

i'd do it for free

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

arin hanson

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

I'm attractive enough

43. Whom do you admire and why?

I admire my friend Mar-ray-ray bc she knows she's cute and she's still like? Super strong and smart

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I liked hearing stories from my parent's childhood

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

I'd do anything I could to help!

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

Nah, let them do what makes them happy man

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?


48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?


50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

Maybe some but I'd prob give it to the popo

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Yeah?? It's not like I can get it like that

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

No, gambling often goes horribly wrong

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Still got dat cherry

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

ghosts ye

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

Absolutely not

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

I think Vlad from 'Anastasia'

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

I'd go and see a Beatles concert

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

dunno my dude, i dont do well with gore

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?


60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?


61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

Depends. Live longer meaning be old longer or live longer meaning stay young longer?

Hetalia 30 Questions meme!

#1) Who's your least favorite character?

Erk... Um. Probably Cuba. I don't think he has enough character development...

#2) Who's your favorite character?

All of them they're all babies

#3) Which character would you date?


#4) Which character would you like to go shopping with?


#5) Which character would you like as a child?

Spain or England

#6) Which character would probably be your rival?

Uhh ?, ? ..,.?/?.

#7) Which character do you have the most in common with?


#8) Which character do you most look like?

I probably look like what would happen if Hungary and Austria had a daughter

#9) Which character would you bring home to meet your parents?


#10) Which character would you NEVER bring home to meet your parents?

Russia. I love him, but he'd freak my mom out

#11) Which character would you likely become friends with?


#12) Which character has your favorite voice?

Sub: Italy. what a cutiee

Dub: Romano

#13) What character would you like to go camping with?


#14) What character would you want to be roomates with?


#15) What character would you want to cook for you?

America bc that's basically McDonald's and I spend a lot of time there

#16) What character would you want to prance naked for you?


#17) What is your OTP?

GerIta. The fluffiest most-likely-to-give-you-diabetes pairing out there.

#18) What character would you like to have as a parent?


#19) What character would you like to go to a karaoke bar with?


#20) What character would you like as your Butler/Maid?

The Italy Brothers. Who wouldn't want two moe-filled hot Italian guys serving them?

#21) What character would you have in your party if you were in an RPG?

Iggy- Magic

Prussia- Fighter

Canada- Healer

#22) What is your SECOND favorite pairing?

Ooh... Uh... FrUKUS counts

#23) Who is your favorite character form the opposite gender of your first favorite character?

ehh idk theyre all hella so belgium i guess

#24) Who's outfit do you like the most?

Revolutionary France

#25) What character would be your band-mate if you were in a band?

hhhHHH England

#26) What character would you want to be your boss?


#27) What character would you NOT want to run into in a dark alley?


Or Yandere!Italy.

#28) What character would you want personified into a dog?

America or Prussia

#29) What character would you want personified into a cat?


#30) What character would you want to cosplay as?


North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood

[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x ] You're very happy-go-lucky

[x ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

[ x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

[x] You're a good artist

[x] You can be clumsy

[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

[ x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ] You would surrender in a war situation


Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious

[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.

[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog

[x ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

[ ] You work very hard, too hard...

[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'

[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

[x] You've had issues with money once or twice.


Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature

[ ] You think everything over before saying it.

[x ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood

[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time

[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

[x] You can seem cold to some people

[x] You're good at practical tasks

[x] You need time to adjust to new people


The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers

[x] You think you're awesome (INDEED.)

[x ] You love to invent things

[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

[ x] You can seem to be very brash to other people

[ x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

[ ] You're terrified of ghosts

[ ] You know aliens exist

[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

[x] You wear glasses


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x ] You like tea

[ x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (I like to think I was!)

[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical

[ x] Your cooking is awful (sad but true- I can't make much)

[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[ x] You have tried doing black magic before

[x ] You get drunk quite easily. (I imagine I'd get drunk fast)

[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

[ ] You're good at embroidery


France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x] You're very affectionate

[ x] You think you have a great fashion sense

[ ] You like wine

[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

[x] You love red roses

[ x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

[x] You're very proud of yourself

[x] You love culture and the arts

[ x] You're very flamboyant

[ ] You say you're a gourmet


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood. (bullying wasn't too bad... I survived)

[ ] You're very tall (XD nope)

[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities

[ ] You wear a scarf all the time.

[x] You love sunflowers

[x] You love vodka (I'd probably like vodka)

[x] You can seem intimidating to other people

[x] You're very strong

[ ] You have a big nose.

[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people


Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people.

[ ] You look younger than you actually are

[ ] You love hockey

[x] You love polar bears

[ ] You hate fighting

[ x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x] You feel under-appreciated

[x ] You're bilingual.

[ ] You always carry a bear with you


Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth

[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair

[x] You used to be a very tough kid

[x] You're very reliable

[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

[x] You're very faithful

[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

[ x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.


Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal

[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

[ ] You're very serious

[x] You have a lot of patience

[x ] You think too much about philosophical stuff

[ x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..

[x] You're not very confident

[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child

[x ] People tend to walk all over you

[ ] You're a born worrier


Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ x] You're very flamboyant

[ x] You're quite hyperactive

[x] You can be quite goofy (Often.)

[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

[x] You're very wary of strangers

[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell

[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions

[x ] You love pansies and corn-poppies

[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics


Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited

[x] You're a bit of a hooligan

[x] You're very loyal

[x] You're very good at tactics

[ ] You hate Russia (AW HELL NO.)

[x] You love to fight people. (Eheheheh, it's true)

[x] You can avoid marriages quite well

[x] You're not always taken seriously

[x] You like drinking (if I could drink, I would)

[x] You want to become stronger


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Why I love you by ColonelSexypants reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,981 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Nails In My Heart by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
America X Reader, Dubcon/Non-con IDK 2P!America X Reader. America didn't know what to do after that. He wanted to be everything she wanted him to be. He wanted to be her hero. Apparently, she didn't want a hero. Well then… he wouldn't be one. For her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, Parallel America
Rain, The Ultimate Problem Solver by HMOrange216 reviews
It was a sunny day. I left my umbrella on the dining table. Romano and I got into a fight about a week ago. Throughout the school day, the clouds rolled in, and the sky darkened. Oh great, it's raining. Romano x Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
tɦσsє sɦιиιиɡ oяЬs by unseasonedaldentepasta reviews
Dark! Italy x Reader / Home from war, Feliciano's personality is changed and his love notices that trait late one night / Inspired by The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At The Disco / Previously a request for someone from QZ and decided to upload here / Character death, swearing and gore, thus the rating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Do Not Mess with the Maple by ColonelSexypants reviews
In which Alfred insults Matthew's precious maple syrup and has to suffer the consuequences. -Rated for some cussing and some insanity on Canada's part, AmeCan if you squint, kinda crackish and completely stupid. R&R -For my fratello, with love :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Halloween costumes are for kids by blackfire246 reviews
A short little Johnkat story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Too Early by SirJoshizzle reviews
To others, Dave may have seemed like the dominant one in the relationship. At the end of the day, though, John knew he was the one pulling the strings. After all, he always found a way to get what he wanted. 'Too early,' John snickered. 'Too early, my ass.' AU, oneshot, Dave x John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Flushed Out by Silent Girl In The Shadows reviews
Two trolls flushed for each other finally figure out what they want after some confusion. And Karkat finds out about more than he ever wanted to. I suck at summaries. Rated M for Karkat and Gamzee's language and the shameless smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Pancakes vs Maple Syrup by Aotic reviews
"You low liquid!" The Pancake rumbled. The Syrup gasped loudly and growled, "YOU AIN'T S**T WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Canada - Complete
World Meeting Chaos by LunaDionXi reviews
If you've ever seen the first episode of Hetalia, you know world meetings are hectic. But what happens when you have to be in charge! Britain x Reader Various x Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Need Help by livvykitty reviews
Need help sleeping? Then this is the fic for you! Reader insert. Please read author's note before proceeding.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Do You Like Shakespeare? by Saint Joy reviews
AU Edward Elric and his brother are shipped off to boarding school by Hohenheim, where Ed rooms with the seemingly shallow and dramatic Envy Alighieri. But as time goes on, he discovers there's more to a person than meets the eye... Yaoi, Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,881 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Canda X Reader: Best! Rave! EVER! by sexual-chameleon reviews
You are going to a rave with America and his brother, Canada, but you end up stuck in between America and Canada, You liked America but then he started dating Seychelles and he ignored you. During this Time you developed a crush on Canada, who stuck by your side while America ran around with Seychelles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Canada, America
Bloody Birthday by Silvereyedfreak reviews
William tells Grell what he wants for his birthday... unfortunately, Grell takes him very seriously.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - William S., Grell S.
Jealousy by gNat2 reviews
All this from a stupid, attention-eating kitten. Greece x Reader, GreecexReader oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Greece - Complete
America X The Smart Ass Reader Patriotic Fries by Love Kari reviews
A reader insert. Read and Review please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2012 - America - Complete
Jealousy by frmCTwthlve reviews
Germany X reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Germany - Complete
All Just Because I Ran Into That Bishonen by TheHanyouAlchemist reviews
Imagine this! You're walking one day and you run into a beautiful boy named Edward. He offers to take you home, and when you get there you meet his hot roomates Kyo, Inuyasha and L. Let the games begin!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward E., L
Taste in Women by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
An America/Alfred X Reader Insert story. You finally ask Al a question that's been bugging you for years...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America - Complete
Canada x Reader Hair by CutieBelle26 reviews
Just a short oneshot. Lots of cliche. Lots of fluff. Yay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Canada
Waffles by TheAustrianHero reviews
An x Reader crack fic! Filled with random references and stuff for the lolz, for this reason, I've rated it M- just to be safe. Also, I apologize for how the format is, it was MUCH neater when I pasted it into WordPad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Finland - Complete
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time by TheAustrianHero reviews
A Norway x Reader fic! You and Lukas get serious about making a sandwich.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Norway - Complete
Let's Go Shopping! by TheAustrianHero reviews
An America x Reader fic! Due to lack of milk, you and Alfred decide to go to the store.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - America - Complete
Hello: PrussiaXReaderXAustria by Here I am Rambling Again reviews
Based on the song Hello. You go to a ball with the hopes of forming an alliance with Prussia, but things take a different course. Reader-insert, oneshot, not beta-read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Little Bitty by Lil-Bit7 reviews
Reader X America Song "Little Bitty" By Alan Jackson
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - America - Complete
Awesome Seeing You Here by CiaoPie reviews
During a stroll in the park, you meet up with a good friend. One-shot Reader x Prussia, done for a friend, and my first fic. Constructive criticism is nice!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Prussia - Complete
PunkEnglandXReader: Mine by The Derpy Derpbender reviews
A reader insert between you and Punk England. Includes cheesiness and crappy handwritten lyrics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rhythm of Love Italy X Reader Songfic by drivingtheminsane reviews
A reader-insert songfic based on the song Rhythm of Love by Plain White T's featuring our rather adorable Feliciano Vargas :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
A Comprehensive Guide to Drunk England by Keys2theKingdom reviews
...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 5,665 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Photographs reviews
Was originally meant to be a nice, angsty, no-ending-involved one-shot. Change of plans due to plot bunnies. T because I'm paranoid. "She had been forgotten. Used, broken, and tossed aside like an old rag-doll of a small child."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hungary, Prussia
Dares and Such reviews
A crackfic with characters from FMA and Death Note! Reader-participation, dare the characters! And yes, there is a magical portal... Rated T for swearing.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012
Unexpected Developments reviews
A simple day-trip to the beach couldn't hurt anyone, right? Like a day off is going to change anything... Our boys go off to the beach, but... What happens when realizations are made? Crappy summary, I know NOTE: This /does/ include slash pairings. Don't like, don't read. GerIta, UsUk, PruCan, Japeece, Russia x China... Whatever it's called...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Independence Day reviews
A late birthday present to honor our favorite hero ! UsUk, don't like, don't read. Shounen-ai fluff. There is some angst/hurt/comfort on Iggy's part... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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