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Joined 06-01-03, id: 394694
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Edward Scissorhands.

Hi, my name is Alix. I've been known to have obsessions. I guess my first one was Spider-man (Awesome movie! And if anyone reading this thinks otherwise please don't tell me), then Newsies (Carryin' da Bannah!), X-men (Go Hughey!), Pirates of the Caribbean(Johnny Depp is hot!), and now; Lord of the Rings/ Peter Pan (I'm currently obsessed with both). Although I'm still not quite done with POTC. I also love Edward Scissorhands. It is such a good movie! But so sad... actually, the first time I saw itwe watched Swing Kids right after, which I don't reccomend doing unless u've got ure boyfriend or a really good friend over because they're both really depressing movies and u'll need a shoulder to cry on. Of course it's not much fun when ure friends parents r watching the movie with u... Grrr... Well, that's basically my life. yup,I live in books and movies. Well, it's better than reality!

Various Quotes

After reading: "You have her father's love, Demetrius; let me have Hermia's; do you marry him?" from A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare -"What a psycho... I'd only do that for my cat..." -James ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reads a few passages of Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" "Whoa... what the hell did I just say?"- Addison After Rose (She is supposed to be Hermia) reads the line: Be like for want of rain, which I could well beteem them from the tempest of my eyes (Which basically means she could drown the world in all her tears.) "Wait...So Rose is Gonna kill everyone?"- Addison ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't tease boys that I like... I throw myself at them mercilessly"- Catherine (About me) "I forgot to take my medicine today... Can you tell?"-Me, but its probly already been stolen by some T-shirt from Hot Topic. (Insert Movie Title Here); "It's not just a movie, it's a way of life!"- Some newsies website "Polygamy; It's a good thing!"- Me... tee hee... "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then, throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for!"- Alex... who originally got it off some random person's profile. Ben: Is standing in a crowded gym class holding a dodge ball
Various other students: Ben! Ben! Over here! Pass it here!
Ben: Smiling smugly Heh. I love this; completely at my mercy. Me: I was in the same building as ORLANDO BLOOM!
People: Did you see him!
Me: ... No... but Shh, nobody needs to know that... Catherine: See her? That's Liv Tyler. She's Aerosmith's daughter but his real name is Steven Tyler.
Kristen: Not really paying attention because she is so engrossed with Lord of the Rings Oh...
~ 5 minutes later~
Kristen: Wait, if she's Aero Smith's daughter, then why isn't her last name Smith? "Schwat!" (Pronunciation: Shwa!) - Anika "Sammy is my TEDDY BEAR!" - Me "Aragorn is so totally into Frodo... Oh well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything." -All the members of the fellowship from the "Very Secret Diaries" by Cassie Claire. Link: http://homepages.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/ He's not the guy... I am-Elijah Wood from "Spy Kids 3D." Shitty movie, but I liked that part! Because, well... Elijah was in it... Sam (Johnny Depp): It's a shame about raisins...
Joon (Mary Stuart Masterson): Just humiliated grapes really... - From "Benny and Joon" and by Johnny Depp in a deleted scene in POTC ("Jack's Improv. with the Pirates" or whatever) "Freaks are my heroes." -Johnny Depp. (Well Johnny, meet your heroes!) Me: I can write with out looking at my paper!
Ali: Stop it! Stop doing that!
Me: Why?
Ali: ... It's freaking me out... Hannah: Oh my God! That candy bar was, like, orgasmic in my mouth!
James:... Hannah... You know what, I'm not even gonna ask. "Okay, um, a brief announcement for you guys; Canada is the reason for all the world's problems, thank you." -Camp Guys Anika and I discussing the above statement
Me: actually, you know who the real reason for the world's problems is?
Anika: The US!
Me: Exactly! The US of A! Sung Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It's not a real country anyway-Various Camp kids And there we go again, blaming other countries! No wonder America and its teeming masses of stupidity are screwed... then again; we do have an elf for a president. The ears! shudders- Me After seeing this really creepy microscopic swamp creature when examining pond scum under a microscope. It was making some veeeery provocative gestures. It scarred me for life... shudders "Holy Crap! That thing is humping that other thing!" -Nish Referring to some old judges who came to our school to judge our Social Studies projects "Hey James! When you see those old guys, tell them they can get free health insurance in room E-Andrew Tyler: Where are they?
Me: Who?
Tyler: The People who care. About yogurt commercials and the funny faces people make when eating the yogurt in them “Eeeeew! It’s like she’s making out with her spoon or something!" –Me Me: Ali, I have discovered who your secret lover is.
Anika and Catherine: Who! Who!
Me: ...Oliver Twist!
Anika and Catherine: Gasp!
Ali: ... Oh no... you have found me out... aah...
Catherine: Ali... what have I told you about taking advantage of little English boys?
Ali: Umm... It’s good? Adam: Mr. Walsh!
Mike B.: Adam, if you tell him about that Mother’s Day thing I swear I’ll kill you!
Adam: Shut up Becker. Mr. Walsh! You have to wish Becker a Happy Mother’s day!
Mike B.: ... Can I slap him? (The above quote is continued later into Social Studies while we are talking about the inventions, or in this case, innovations of our culture... yeah...)
Mr. Walsh: Can anyone give me an example of an innovation in our culture?
Mike B.: Yeah. From underwear to the thong.
Entire Class: laughs
Mr. Walsh: ... Happy Mother’s Day Michael... I hope you’re comfortable... (In case you don’t get this, Mr. Walsh was implying that Becker a.k.a. Mike B. was wearing a thong. Hence the hilariousness of this quote)
Entire Class laughs even harder
Mike B.: Falls out of chair because he is laughing so hard
Entire Class: Is now laughing dangerously hard because mike B. just fell out of his chair “It says ‘Kill yourself’ on this desk...” - Jovian
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"Without weird, there'd be no normal" - Worded by Me, inspired by Grady

My Little Brother: OH MY GOD!

Me Nathaniel: panicked WHAT?

By Little Brother: (In referance to an anime drawing of Legolas on my ceiling) ... Legolas has no nipples!

"It was a torrent of profanity, the likes of which I have never heard before nor will everI hear again. It was beautiful...God that was good! Quick! Write it down!" - Nathaniel

Chase: You two had better stop kissing ore you're gonna give eachother lyme disease!

Nathaniel: If you cross your fingers... can you lie in the ancient language?

Chloe: But I can't! Because my arms are cut off!

"A thing of great beauty will bring you great joy..."- Fortune cookie

Me: ... IN BED!

hysertical laughter

"So... pixie sticks, eh? Hmm... aren't pixies some sort of faerie? So that would make this stuff faerie-dust... and faerie-dust is a nick-name for cocaine... OH MY GOD! Willy Wonka's trying to sell us COKE!" - Sami

Sincerely,
Pirate
P.S.- the website where i found Jack's hat on is: http://www.excaliburleather.com
You MUST check it out!

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4642 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 10,025 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
A New Beginning, A New Body by RodeoRogue reviews
Takes place at the very end scene of the movie. Please read. : It will be a one-shot if no one wants it to continue, but it will otherwise become a story. More details inside, couldn't decide on the genres so don't rely on them :P
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Pandorian Crusaders by Sir NickolasJhonstonMarcus III reviews
When two highschool students from earth are eager to unravel the mysteries of the Na'vi and construct a portal to get there, what will happen when they wind up only a stone's throw away from the new Hometree? OC and my first story. open to suggestions.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Redemption of the Sky by jschneids reviews
Quaritch has been defeated, but Hell's Gate remains. Can the Na'vi , with the help of some unexpected new allies, take the RDA's fortress? And what does the future hold? JS & N, other pairings. Trudy lives. Some OC's coming.please review etc. Complete
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Trudy C. - Complete
The Sky Fell While We Were Talking by Pirate Perian reviews
Rita tries to come to terms with Lila. Dexter tries to come to terms with Rita. A postseasontwo love story... of sorts.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Peter Pan: The Next Generation by Dreamless-Mermaid reviews
UPDATED! Wendy Darling, not the Wendy we all know and love, is sick of her mother's rants and raves about her and never wants to grow up. When the family moves to London, Wendy meets the boy who's in her stories and her dream adventures take flight.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,870 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
All for a Bloody Thesis by Hatteress reviews
On a historical excursion from her wizarding university, Ginny Weasley is thrown into the lap of one Captain Jack Sparrow...my my, what's a scandalous pirate captain to do? Harry Potter x PoTC. Ginny/Jack. Pre Dead Mans Chest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Ginny W., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Charms of the Sea by Dot reviews
“There ain’t a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he sailed into Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of la Isla de Muerta…” Why is this? Perhaps because Jack Sparrow didn’t exist. Please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2003
Defying Gravity by Yuki Asao reviews
The story about a girl's dream and how Neverland's magic makes it come true, not knowing the consequences would be so severe.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 4/20/2004
Karma Chameleon by Jennibelle reviews
Every step I took was one more into darkness. Chapter 11 up!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Twist Of Fate by Melandune reviews
What would you do if you ended up in the Xverse? Scream? Get Violent? Act Suicidal by messing with Logan? Well, been there, done that...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003
The Forever Dance by weezer42 reviews
PW Wendy knows she must grow up, but she craves one last adventure before the window is shut forever.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,456 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Sequel by big tears reviews
Brewster and Friday are on the trail of Jack & Liz Sparrow. Standard disclaimer applies. NO MORE HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Marooned in Another's Body : The Cursed Mist by Cmdr. Gabe E reviews
As Will and Jack fight off Barbossa on the Interceptor, the ship wanders off into the Cursed Mist. The curse: Will, Jack and Barbossa end up switching bodies…Can Elizabeth cope up with Will being in the body of another? Can THIS CURSE be lifted?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003
Adopting Abby by wicked-angel-413 reviews
COMPLETE Jack's passing through Tortuga when he runs into a little girl. Literally! Now she's on board the Pearl and he's taking her to Port Royale. But what if he were to get a little attached on the way there?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,270 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
You did what with who for how many cookies? by Avalon's Minstrel reviews
Exploring the Fellowship's adventures throughout the trilogy, with the addition of random fangirls--and two guys--popping in as elves, men, and even a leprechaun! WARNING: This is a major parody and littered with Mary-sues; read at your own risk!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 9/20/2002
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Tale by big tears reviews
A criminal, a spoiled brat kidnap-ee, two cops and the Caribbean. Sounds like fun, eh? COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
Whispers by Jemppy reviews
A strange new art and book shop opens in Port Royal and whilst shopping for an anniversary gift for Elizabeth, Will finds a haunting painting of the Black Pearl and a whole new world of mind whispers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
The Very Reverend Jack Sparrow by scratchycat reviews
Have you ever wondered just why Jack impersonated a cleric of the Church of England; and why he remembers it so fondly? UPDATED: Chap 12: A Plan for the Pearl... Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Lord Knows I Can't Change by hollow-ambitions reviews
The past is a scar that does not fade with time. Yesterdays are memories that forever linger in your mind. You can not always trust what your eyes see, because who are they for you to believe? A sequel to the first movie, set two years later. Sequel up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Poseidon's Blessing by K. McKenzie reviews
When the ocean is in your blood, you can not fight its call.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003
Hidden by Bella7 reviews
*COMPLETE!* ~It's a very strange feeling to be standing on the edge of the rest of your life~ R&R!!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,555 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete
Fellowship Of The Fangirls by Tigs reviews
The adventures of a group of nine fangirls, who go along with the guys on their Quest. Taking Mary-Sues to the extreme! Elvish Lessons from chapter 8! They're in Fangorn Forest... Contains spoilers for The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,476 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Legolas
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oUtkAsT reviews
Just a little poem I wrote for dear Edward. So for all of you who have read
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003
The Course of a Pirates Dream reviews
Rating to be safe. When Jack and his crew stumble upon a girl who's been waiting for Jack on the island he was marooned on, Jack begins to make sense of certain events from his past. (Girl and Jack do NOT fall in love) She falls for one of his crew. A cha
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003
Revenge reviews
This is just a little poem about a girl who tries to figure out who Edward is and what happened to him. But when she starts asking around, she's surprised to find, that the Suburbians are trying to cover it up.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
Familiar Faces reviews
A young girl is brought to the mansion by Logan and brings some happiness back to the X-men and students. Strangely, everyone feels as if they know her but they've never seen her before in their lives. -Post X-2 X-2 SPOILERS! SKIP CH. 1!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003
Alix and the Xmen reviews
It's a little something i had to write for Latin. I had to write my own version of Jason and the Argonauts. The title may sound funny but it's not a comedy. It's funny here and there but mostly Drama Action/Adventure.Slight Romance.The chapter that is cur
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003