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Joined 04-23-12, id: 3948125, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
Author has written 1 story for Morganville Vampires.

my name is mariann, am from the liverpool uk.

m favouvit book are:

1 morganville vampires

2 night world

3 house of night

4 the vampire stalker

5 darkest powers

6 iron fey

7 the name of the star ( a shade of london book)

8 fallen by lauren kate

9 pride and perjudice

10 american vampire

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so IMUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
Ihave my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be apedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
FUCK STEREO TYPES

I'm the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime, Onyx Midnight, SongoftheWolf, FullMoonBallad, XxListlessAngelxX Gothic Angel From Hell, NeverEndingImagination1210,FreakyVampChick , Kitten5772

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THE VIKING'S CHOSEN ONE by twilightKC reviews
Isabella lived in a peaceful village. until one day Viking's raided her village, they had taken all the money and treasure and her included. all though Isabella had been taken against her will she will have to live with the fact that she has been kidnapped by Vikings. her world gets even troubled when the head Viking decides to declare her as his and his alone. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Requests by murrey-2012 reviews
What's stranger than knocking on your neighbor's door in the middle of the night? How about asking him to be the father of your baby?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,312 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Mafia Marriage by Newshoes reviews
When you get captured by a rival Mafia, the last thing you expect to happen is to be forced into a marriage with their leader's son. OOC. Slightly sexist. Mobward. R&R REVISED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,159 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Hex House by cullen's pet reviews
Bella had a bad feeling about it. She knew that they shouldn't have gone to the Cullen's haunted house. Little did she know how bad things were going to get... Republished just in time for Halloween. This story is dark... Enter only if you dare!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Will You Bid For Love? by Leola Mae reviews
Somewhere along the way the future got f***ed. Women are possessions, men are vile and the Volturi rule the world. But one family hides in the shadows behind a fence trying to reclaim the basic decency of humanity. This is a love story that starts in an auction house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,233 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods by Raksha Souza reviews
Entered in The Dark Is My Friend Darkest Powers contest. WORDS 10,613. Chloe moves to a new town and 3 days a month they lock up their houses from the 'wolves' what happens when she saves one and he stays in her house?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Night World: Annie by killerbee07 reviews
Mary- Lynnette is an 11 year old orphan, and Ash is the newphew of the millionaire who has taken her in for the winter holidays. Young love blooms and fates collide- read and review!
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Mary-Lynette C., Ash R.
In Love with a Wolf by XxBloodyredrosexX reviews
One day Bella finds a bronze wolf in the forest. The wolf, suddenly attached, now visits Bella on afternoons and they sleep under a tree sometimes. Til one day she wakes up to a man, not a wolf. Possessive Edward *Full sum inside!* MATURE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,277 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7602 - Favs: 7,788 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
See You Soon: The Full Story by safariwriter reviews
Edward Cullen: A wanted man by the FBI, Bella Swan: Daughter of the Police Chief who is able to catch Cullen. Just one look and one statement leads to a night neither will ever be able to forget... This is a continuation of my one shot See You Soon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,220 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undying Love by TMNTLOVER2012 reviews
*Sequel to Eve's Pregnancy,Claire's pregnancy* The adventure continues when we venture through the friendship of Alyssa Collins&Mikey Glass grows into something more then friends, like love!Read to see the adventure! This was Re-uploaded! READ AND REVIEW!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 218,915 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Michael G., Alyssa C./Lyssa - Complete
World of Chaos by FreakyWeird reviews
A world where vampires live out in the open but chaos and blood rule. Claire has managed to find relative peace since she ran, but when she turns around and Shane is there to kidnap her, both of them find it difficult being around each other. OOC/lemonade
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,188 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,053 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Hunab Ku by FemmeCullen reviews
"Bella touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Fallen in Love with my Pet Dog! by Chlerek reviews
Chloe's daddy gives her a pet dog as an apology gift! and who's the dog! read and find out ! hehe *giggles*
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,125 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Servant to the Sith by Savage7289 reviews
When Sidious orders Maul to take a slave on a mission he thinks she will just be in the way. Soon he discovers she is more useful than he thought. Story in 3 parts. Rated M for violence and mature themes.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,695 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Darth Maul - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,200 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The brith of Alyassa Ever Collins reviews
when Claire get pregent she and shane are happy but what if the baby is the death of Clarire. please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Alyssa C./Lyssa