Cafe Noir
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Joined 06-01-03, id: 394816, Profile Updated: 08-13-08
Author has written 6 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Gundam Wing/AC, and D N Angel.

Whoa. Been a while since I've been on, so I decided to maybe kick it back up. No promises though! But the least I can do is update this thing to give you guys hope. (As a random warning, I don't check the e-mail I use for this site, so if you e-mail me, don't be offended if I don't reply!)

Name: Still going to be CafeNoir!
Age: almost 17~
Birthday: August 30th
Gender: Chick, thanks.
Status: Straight, Single. Aw man.
Location: All around the internets! -- But mainly in the southern US of A. :)

Mm! So, hello there! As stated before, I'm CafeNoir! I like to consider myself outgoing and exciting, though I know that I can be shy and a little hesitant upon first meetings! I've been writing for years and I dabble in a little bit of RP. Started out as Forum RP, but my older brother got me into a type of pen and paper RPG based on the Final Fantasy series. I play City of Heroes instead of WoW (because I think spandex is better than furry critters - at times). As you can tell, I'm pretty nerdy/geeky and I plan on going into Computer Science and Engineering once I get to college (one more year of High School left! Whoo!). I have a love of listening to music and a tolerance for playing a few instruments (Bassoon, Tenor Sax, Marimba). Used to be a band nerd, but I'm quitting this year because I'm movin' schools (again) and because I have my P.E. credits (without ever marching. I'm so B.A.) And I'm totally into the Princely type! ;D


Color: Purple, Green and Black!
Movie(s): P.S. I Love You, Penelope, The Chronicles of Narnia, Peter Pan, What Dreams May Come, Wall-E, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pride and Prejudice, RENT, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knights Tale, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Casanova, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, Digimon: The Movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Number(s): 72, 42, 27, 4, 8, and 9.
Television Show(s): Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Pushing Daisies, Greek, Gilmore Girls, Psych, Gossip Girl, Heroes, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Books: 1984, The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Flies, Of Mice and Men, Wings, the Twilight Series, Ender's Game, Animal Farm, The Great Gatsby, Peter Pan, Undead series, Abhorosen series.
Short Story: "The Veldt" - Ray Bradbury
Song: "Love Bug" - the Jonas Brothers
Music: StellarKart, Reliant K, Five Iron Frenzy, All Time Low, The Academy Is..., Paolo Nutini, Movie/game soundtracks, Piano pieces, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog music, Mayday Parade.
Video Games: The World Ends With You, Okami, Kingdom Hearts (I & II), DDR, Katamari Damacy, Final Fantasy (6 and 9 -- get your minds out of the gutter. Not for that reason. ;D).
Food: Cinnamon Sugar pizza dough.
Drink: Sweet Mint tea
Candy: Spearmint Peppermints or Chocolate-y things.
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club, Digimon (Season I & II), Azumanga Daioh, Getbackers, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Loveless, Tsubasa R. Chronicles, Air Gear, FLCL.
Characters: Fred'n'George, Sam'n'Eric, Hikaru'n'Kaoru, Tamaki, Jasper Hale, Jacob Black, Mr. Tumnus, Axel, Riku, Fai D. Florite, Sho Minamimoto (TWEWY), The Doctor, Dr. Horrible, Kiba (Naruto), Prince (TWEWY)
Types of FF: Reader Inserts! Riku, Axel, Demyx, Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru are my favorites to read. Quote: "Living is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain." -- I forget. I picked it out of a fanfiction though. "I have CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, like they should be." - Random sticker.

So there you have a basic jist of what I like and a little bit about me. Not really sure what else to say, except I hope you enjoy my stories and I'll accept all comments and criticism, even flames. I'll probably be putting up less shounen-ai since I've kind of strayed from that path in the past three years - though you never know! When inspiration strikes, it strikes, right? So we'll see... Hm. And below will remain the STATUS board! Whoo! Though, it may remain dormant for quite a while. I'll probably stick to one-shots for most of the time. Sorry. shrugs But that's the way I roll! But, like I said, when inspiration strikes, it strikes! As for the whole posting to a different site, it's because when I first joined FF they allowed CYOA's and whatnot but then they didn't and I've been away for so long that I don't really know what's what anymore. I'll chase them around though and figure it. Enjoy!


Jonas Brothers - CYOA - A CYOA where you chose your actions and they lead you to a JoBro for that chapter (dur). I'm hoping to make it to where you can make a brother angry by picking the wrong response or something along those lines or wind up being between two of the brothers (A Joe/Kev split for a while? Or if you prefer, Nick/Joe?), but we'll see since I've never written anything like this at all. Plus there's the whole "Need Plot" half of it. But with some brainstorming, I believe I can make what's basically a JoBro dating sim! xD We'll see how far I get before I give up or (hopefully) finish. -- Will be posted to a different site due to polices.

TWEWY - Reader Insert (no pairing as of now) - I dunno. I just think it'd be fun to do a TWEWY thing. (TWEWY being The World Ends With You). Possible Sho? Or the Prince? ("F this to high heaven!" -- Lawlz.) Hmm... -- Again, posted to a different site due to policies.

Other than that? I'm lost! I wait and prey off of little things called plot bunnies for a reason. ;D (Plot bunnies come in all forms. Feel free to become one by messaging me or MSN-ing me or whatever your fancy may be.)

In Progress:

None. ):


(These stay up for my amusement and to see my growth as a writer. I forget what I was like years ago and looking back at these make me remember! :D! Momentos!)

Angel To Some, Tormentor to Others - Inuyasha

Goddess Child - Inuyasha

Second Jewel - Inyasha

Project: God of Life - Gundam Wing


Yu Yu Hakusho: Our Way Season I (Co-Written with another FF person. I don't remember her UN though.)

The Case of the Oh So Yummy Blissful Perfect Pastries - Trigun (Co-Written with one of the reviewers. She points herself out.)

Little Lamb - D.N Angel (One shot, Shounen-Ai)

Tamaki/Reader -- Posted to a different site, due to polices. --


Raindrop - Short stories and drabbles for FMA. Shounen-Ai. (Will most likely not be added to now.)

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Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8641 - Favs: 6,898 - Follows: 6,169 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Separate Lives by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora has always been taught that the rich and the poor shouldn’t mix. Then, he flunks out of his prep school and gets sent to a public school in the ‘slums’, where a certain whitehaired boy sets out to change his mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,160 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Riku, Sora
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Before The Darkness by Yaoi Junkie reviews
RikuXSora PreKingdom Hearts. And since I'm messing with everything hence the RikuSoraage XD I guess it's an AU. Warning: AU, yaoi, language, mild violence. It's actually rated T15.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,469 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004
Stray by AmethystButterfly18 reviews
Sora dresses up as a little kitty for Riku’s Valentine’s Day present... Enough said. Prepare for lots of ‘obedience training’ and the evil Master Riku! :SoraxRiku:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005
A Few Redeeming Qualities by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dive into the Horizon by carriebee reviews
AU RikuxSora Sora moves back to his hometown of the Destiny Islands, even though he doesn’t remember anything about his life there. After an embarrassing display on his first day of school, he wonders how he could live it down.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,721 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Riku, Sora
One of Those Days by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora thought it was just one of those days. You know, the kind where nothing goes right? Then again, maybe he was right. [RS] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Fifteen Second Seduction by Luchia13 reviews
Rating for 'suggestions'. Duo gets bored, Heero gets doubtful, and The Seduction begins. Just good ol' yaoi fun.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Shinigami The God of Death by Snow Tigra reviews
Finished. 1x2x1. After the wars Duo accidently wraps his car around a tree... and then Shinigami appears and makes him an offer he can't refuse. The chance to live again.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Complete
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Little Lamb reviews
Oneshot. Shounenai MaleMale. During a mission Dark and Daisuke have to get a little more comfortable with each other to blend in...
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Dark M., Daisuke N. - Complete
Raindrop reviews
FMA stories and drabbles. Pairings vary. Based around Roy though. May take some time to understand. Beware. ShounenAi one het.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Project, God of Life reviews
Rating may rise. I had this idea a while back and I wrote it a while back also. Posting it for CC. Thanks! I might continue, but for now, probably not. Haley is mine. Sum: A girl too smart for her age weasels her way into a couple of systems and makes her
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2005
Goddess Child reviews
Rating may change. Sesshoumaru has commited the worst crime of his life and now he doesn't know which way to go. Three sisters appear and help him through his tough times.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Sesshōmaru
The Case Of The Oh So Blissful Perfect Pastries reviews
It's a regular day on Planet Gunsmoke... Until Vash's Cinnamon Buns get stolen! Find out who's done it! This product brought to you by 2 anime obsessed girls in math class one day. (One Chappie unless you guys want more stuff like this...)
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/1/2004
YYH:Season 1 of Our Way reviews
The portal from Spirit World opens up and causes a disturbance in the balence of Nigenkai and Makai. Two demons meet and then later meet the gang. What awaits our fine friends now that they're lost in Nigenkai with only 4 boys to lead them?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,656 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004