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Author has written 8 stories for H2O: Just Add Water, Charmed, Danny Phantom, and Rise of the Guardians.
Heyy there I'm SerenSplash989, here's some stuff about me:
Stuff I Write Stories For:
H2O: Just Add Water
Rise of the Guardians
Mr. Young (haven't put on here though...)
Favorite Ships: (not all necessarily on stories I write about)
DannyxSam, TuckerxValerie, TuckerxJazz, JazzxClockwork (no idea how this one came to be), PaulinaxDash, and all other pairs in the TV show that are certain like MaddiexJack
H2O: Just Add Water-
BellaxWill, AshxEmma, CleoxLewis, RikkixZane, SophiexNOBODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay
Eh, no real pairings here sowwy!
AdamxEcho and yeah that's about it
Rise of The Guardians-
JackxSophie (OLDER THOUGH- and of course she would have to be immortal and whatever oh well details details!!) and maaaaybe JackxTooth but I really really doubt it
Teen Wolf (the TV show)-
AllisonxScott (FEREVERRRRRR!!!), StilesxLydia, StilesxErica, EricaxBoyd, JacksonxLydia oh and side note I do not even remotely understand Sterek.
Oh, by the way, I HATE slash, I HATE Mary Sues, and I especially hate it when some forty year old guy dates a teenager. That's... just wrong. You won't see ANY of this stuff in my stories! But there might be, uh *cough* some inappropriate content... so... yeah. :/
Rules For My Reviews:
Constructive Critism: Good! Flames: Bad!!! :(
Friends With FF Acounts:
smitma 18 (on FictionPress)
mochimochimochi32 (my FF best bud!)
Amnagreile99 (My FF Sister!)
hanging out with my best friends
The Amazing Spiderman
Snow White and The Hunstman
Rock of Ages
Rise of the Guardians
Red Riding Hood
Lilo and Stitch
Favorite TV Shows
H2O: Just Add Water
Saturday Night Live
Pretty Little Liars
My Strange Addictions
The Secret Circle
Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Watersong Series (Only Wake and Lullaby have come out yet though)
the Ingo series
Pretty Little Liars
The Summer of Moonlight Secrets
The Lost Voices Trilogy
the Dictionary (LOL just kidding! Seriously who reads the dictionary just for fun?!)
Bag of Bones
The Dead Zone
Nightshift (which is actually a collection of short stories really...)
Turning into a mermaid
Halfa powers! ;P
Florence the Machine
Taylor Swift (the older stuff, that is!)
Carly Rae Jepsen
Copy and Paste if you are a Sue Slayer! Grab your sporks everyone- Die Mary Sues, DIE! DX DX DX DX
I love chocolate.
I love my pet chihuahua named Chica and pet cat named Jonzy.
My grandparents own horses and I like to ride them sometimes.
My dream vacation would be to Florida. Or California. Or Australia... Just someplace warm with a coast. :-)
If I was a super hero- like Danny Phantom- I am 100% positive I would have a terribly corny name or one that's just plain terrible. I am NOT good at coming up with those types of things.
Don't ask my age; I'm somewhere between 10 and 20 okay?
Constructive criticism is ALWAYS good, but telling someone that their story sucks with no good reason?? Sorry, but don't be putting that up on my stories!
I am slowly coming to understand winter. I used to have a hatred for it but me and winter are starting to come to an understanding. About time...
When I write stories in the perspectives of people that are in their teens, I like to make it realistic. In real life, teenagers swear, and if an actual teenager got kick butt super powers, they would use them, so that's what I try to make the characters in my stories do. Example: Check out Marril96's story.
I have an Instagram under the name of serendipity_star17 and a Twitter under the name of autraliantacoe (remember the "e" at the end)
My favorite color is blue.
I have semi-curly/wavy dark brown hair with a reddish tint
Some fav singers are Rihanna, Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran, Florence and the Machine, DEV, and others. I couldn't LIVE without my iPod!!
I have 2 little brothers. (And love them both!)
Science sucks. Worst class in the world.
I take challenges here on fanfiction, so if you PM me a challenge that applies to a fandom I like, I will most likely accept it, unless it's all dark and angsty. Au contraire, I would LOVE to do a dark and angsty fic. *smiles evilly*Of course you do Dark... (PS for an explanation about this, go to the bottom of my profile where I explain how I come up with stories using my muses in my head... I know sounds weird). So yeah always feel free to send me a challenge!! :D Oh, I know, do one where the main character commits suicide and then- Dark!! Stop!! -.- You ruin all the fun...
Fav names for kids: (Girls) Tess, Amy, Lilly, Spencer, Brenna, Ariel, Alison, Pemberley (my friends make fun of me for liking this name...), Penn, Alicia (Boys) Ashton, Peter
Oh yeah, did I mention I like chocolate? Oh? I did? Too bad... chocolate chocolate chocolate...
Also, here are these test results of a website I found: (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv)
Paranoid: Low (Ahem, I really doubt that...)
Narcissistic: Moderate (Uh Uh!!)
And also on this depression test (found the link on the other website which is why I took it haha): (depressedtest.com)
Major Depression: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
copy and pasties!!! :D
92 percent of teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Re-post this if you're one of the eight percent who would be laughing their butts off
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If you are reading this line, copy and paste it onto your profile
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
cαℓℓιηg me FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
cαℓℓιηg me NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, put this on your profile
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft
Why America has some issues:
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Repost this if you're the kind of girl who suddenly laughs in akward silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If a guy says you're CUTE, He's looking at your smile; If a guys says you're HOT, he's looking at you're body; If a guy says you're PRETTY, he's looking at your face; If a guy says you BEAUTIFUL, he's looking at your heart.
Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Copy and Paste if you've realized that almost every girl on here is either A) obsessed with anime B) really hyper and random C) sounds like they are literally crazy or D) very dark and depressing, and if they're none of these, then they're hardly ever on and hardly ever post things. Anyone else? No? Just me?
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
Reasons why girls rule!!
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. (I must worketh on this...)
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. (Hm, well, too bad, I do this, suck it up.)
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine reader
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
"Pudding on three, pudding on three, one two three, PUDDING!" -Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Who's Paulina?" "That's a pleasant side effect." -Danny and Sam, Danny Phantom
"What's my code name?" "Well, you can either be fluffy triceratops or roaring cheesecake." "..." "Fluffy triceratops it is!" -Kelsey and Amy, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Oh no, our tails!" "See, that's why I hang out with you guys. Most girls would be like, 'Oh no, my makeup!'" -Emma and Lewis, H2O: Just Add Water
"Stop the world, I want to get off." -Some person I don't remember...
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it." -IDK
"Police cannot conclude who or what started the fire. Little evidence remains. In other news, Bobby Doe realized he was actually an elephant." -Newscaster version of Amy, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots." -Some random person
"How can you conclude from a smelly shoe and a pet fish that she's at PetCo?" "I don't know. I like coming here for the ferrets. "...The ferrets?!" -Amy, Brenna, and Kelsey, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"I think we need to initiate a jailbreak." (shows paper) "Woah, you came up with all this?" "Actually, I found it in a construction site garbage can. This-" (flips paper over) "-is what I came up with." "...It's blank." "Exactly." -Amy, Kelsey, and Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"BEWARE!" -The Box Ghost, Danny Phantom
"Well, she couldn't find it! You know why? Because this is beyond science... and math... and english..." -Blaire, Bloopers of Secret Life of a Mermaid
"KING ME!" "We're playing chess, Daniel..." -Danny and Vlad in some Danny Phantom fanfic... don't remember the name...
"Well, I saw you running so I decided to give you something to run FROM!" -Skulker, Danny Phantom
"So this is the best we could do?" "Hey, I brought the bagels and coffee- vital instruments in the jailbreak." "Don't police officers eat donuts and coffee?" "And aren't we trying to bust somebody out of jail?" "...Oh..."-Kelsey, Amy, and Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Nice goin', Frostbite." "Excuse me, Hothead?" "That's the best you got Jack Frost?" "You wanna take this outside, Hulk?" "That's it!" (fight and hurt Amy instead of Kelsey) "Look what you did!" "Cool it Glacier Girl, can we stop with the corny nicknames now?" "Whatever you say Wet Willy." -Brenna, Kelsey, and Amy, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Let's prank call!" (dials number) "Hello?" "YOUR MOM!" (hangs up) -Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"This is silly- 'child may develop powers'? So what? She can breathe underwater... and possibly communicate with her mom via dream... Why am I even contemplating this? I'm gonna call up Kelsey, and tell her about Blaire. Right now. What time is it? Why does it matter? I don't even have a bed time. Wait, am I talking to myself? Yep, definitely going crazy. ... Okay. Wait, wasn't I supposed to be doing something?" -Amy, Secret Life of a Mermaid.
"Hello misplaced aggression." -Danny, Danny Phantom
"BILL! YOU SHAVED!" -Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"Uh...I'm shamming my sheep." -Brenna and Kelsey, Secret Life of a Mermaid
"I don't get it. There's room for both of them on the door." -Brenna, Secret Life of a Mermaid (while watching Titanic)
"My name's Fat Amy." "You call yourself 'Fat Amy'?" "Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back." -Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
"That's right, keep hugging. We'll see who hugs last." -Jazz, Danny Phantom
"Curse this infernal messy room! This looks like a job for... THE VACUUM CLEANER!" -"Super" Danny, Danny Phantom
"We must flee! But, dramatically!" -Freakshow, Danny Phantom
"Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet! Except I'm the one on the balcony... and I can understand everything we're saying." -Danny (under Ember's spell), Danny Phantom
"GHOST!" "No, it's Santa!" "...Well, they're both sort of right." -Jack, Maddie, and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Have you lost half our mind?!" "Dude, you're the one wearing the bedsheet." -"Super" Danny and "Fun" Danny, Danny Phantom
"Oh, a sadistic vampire intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen, Twilight (I. Hate. IVs.)
"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!" "You can eat the grass?" "Of course you can! Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible! But that is called ‘cannibalism,’ my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." –Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (I found this funny...)
"You are one seriously crazed-up frootloop." -Danny, Danny Phantom
"Makeup gettin' everybody pregnant." -Jenna Marbles
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!" (quietly) "Duh, I'll see you at dinner." -Maddie and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Ghost directly ahead. You'd have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead." Fenton Finder, Danny Phantom
"And...you had to tie me up to ask me that?" "No. I just like tying you up. It makes me feel good on the inside." -Danny and Skulker, Danny Phantom SG-1’s one-shot The Ecto Shot
“Jack, have you seen Danny?” “Mm-hmm. He went into his lair with some sort of giant hairy monster.” “Oh. Do you know if the, uh, monster is staying for dinner?” “Beats me. It looked like it was in a hurry; it might just leave.” “Jack?” “Hm?” “When did talks like this become normal?” – Maddie and Jack, HiddenAuthor’s It’s In The Genes fanfic
“Ok, Jazz. It won’t be a joke then.” Danny walks behind Jazz “There, now you’ve really got a ghost behind you.” – Danny, MarinaLilychan’s Danny Phantom fanfiction April Fools Drama
“So, now about your issues with April Fool’s Day, what do you want me to do? And I’m really gonna have to learn about these ghost holidays and stuff, before I wake up one morning to find it’s ‘kill Danny Phantom’ day.” “Well, we’ll have to see about getting in that holiday, just for you, Whelp. But until then, this is what I need you to do…” – Skulker and Danny, MarinaLilychan’s Danny Phantom fanfiction April Fools Drama
"I don't frolic, I glide!" -Rikki, H2O: Just Add Water
"Only in our family would someone not being able to walk through stuff be a sign that something's wrong." -Jazz, HiddenAuthor's Danny Phantom fanfic Hopes
"I'm a ghost, my dad rigged our car to shoot death rays, my mom's hotdogs attack people, and my cousin is a puddle in the basement. What's weird about that?" -Danny, HiddenAuthor's DP fanfic Hopes
"Sorry you're mutating into a freaky goop monster. Get well soon." -Card from Tucker to Danny, HiddenAuthor's DP fanfic It's All In The Genes
"Give me one good reason why I should keep my ghost powers!" "You're the target of evil ghost hunters! No wait, that's a bad thing..." -Danny and Tucker, Danny Phantom
"I keep forgetting the most destructive ghost on the planet is little more than a high-school dropout." – Vlad, BaronOBeefDip’s one-shot Boredom
"Skulker, Walker, Technus, and other fellow ghosts. I cannot believe that through all this time that we've shared together, through all the bonding we've had, you still question the status of our relationship. Of course I'm going to fight!" -Danny, Justina Bubble's Danny Phantom fanfic "A Temporary Ceasefire"
"I would love to see someone use a forklift for lifting forks. That would be so damn literal." -Mitch Hedberg
"Limes float. So on a shipwreck, I'll grab a lime. Saved by the buoyancy of citrus." -Mitch Hedberg
"You can't get away from me!" "Wow, I waited all through puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now it's a complete bummer." -Paulina (overshadowed) and Danny, Danny Phantom
"'Never' is karma's doorbell. Ding-dong! It's for you!" -Sam, Danny Phantom
"Now go, defeat him, so that I may be free to hunt you another day!" "...Man, the guy really knows how to motivate ya." -Skulker and Danny, Danny Phantom
"If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me!" -Danny, Danny Phantom
"Agent P, you're halo belt is a go. Go go go! ...And fall! Keep falling... and keep being a platypus... visualize it... you're falling out of the sky..." turns off communicator -Major Monogram with Perry the Platypus, Phineas and Ferb
"I'm Danny Phantom. I come from Amity Park. I go to Casper High School. My hobbies include listening to music and beating the Box Ghost into a pulp made of cardboard." -zipporah grace's Danny Phantom fanfic "I Used To Love Three Day Weekends"
"Perry the Platypus... he's awesome." -Me
"When did 'provide a distraction' become synonymous with 'let them chase me around town'?" "I believe it was in January of our Sophomore year." "It was a rhetorical question, Tuck." -Danny and Tucker, CoronaIgnis's DP fanfic "Kith and Kin"
"Ha, who let the dogs in?" "..." "...You get it? You see, the song is who let the dogs out, and I said who let the dogs in..." "..." "...I'll be back." "Bring some new jokes." -Danny and Sam, Danny Phantom
"Excuse me, did you just call me shallow?!" "If you mean that I could stand in a puddle of you and not get my feet wet, then yes." -Paulina and Sam, Danny Phantom
"The clumsiness, the nervousness- I can't believe I didn't figure it out before! You have a girlfriend!" "IT'S A LIE, I'M NOT A GHOST!! Uh, I mean..." -Jazz and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Guys, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost. Or at least, something else scary that we don't see everyday." -Danny, Danny Phantom
"...You know, someday I'll get out of this cage, but your name will still be Francis." -Dr. Doofinschmertz (or however you spell that...), Phineas and Ferb
"No Jazz, the only person who's allowed to hurt your feelings is me because you'd be able to kick my butt afterwards." -Danny, KatrinaKaiba's DP fanfic Stay Away From My Sister
"Check it out! You ARE history!" "Then why am I getting a D in it?" -Howard and Randy, Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja
"I say 'winter' you say break! Winter... WINTER... I say winter you say break... winter... Break, you say break, I gave you the easy part, what the juice?!" -Randy, Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja
"Skulker? He's hunting you again?!" "Again?! As in, more than once?!" "Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythym to these things. Ghosts attack, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, and we all go home learning a valuable lesson about honesty or some nonsense." "Attack, banter, kick butt, lesson, got it. ... So... why isn't he attacking?" "...What? No attack? ... He's ignoring me?!" -Tucker, Jazz, and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Wonk this up, and I'll webcast that video of you two taking that bath together!" "We were three!" "Not. That. Video." "...Ohhh..." -Heidi and Howard, Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja
"Yup just me, going through yet another day of being mercilessly attacked by my own family." -Danny, Approximately 30 Minutes After The Disasteroid by... IDK?? (hehe, forgot the author...)
"Okay, not getting invited to a party is one thing... But not getting invited to a party... AT MY OWN HOUSE?!" -Danny, Danny Phantom
"Danny, what happened to you?!" "I got shot out of the sky, how's your evening been?" -Maddie and Danny, The Crux of the Matter by Alexa Piper
"Hey, at least I have some dignity left inside of me. How much of it, I don't know. But there's still dignity... somewhere..." -Danny, We're Not Lovebirds by zipporah grace
"I really can't stay..."
"But Kelsey it's cold outside..."
"I've got to go away..."
"But Kelsey it's cold outside..."
"The studying has been... so very nice..."
"I'll help you study the effects on mice..."
"My mother will start to worry..."
"Really though what's your hurry..."
"My father will be pacing the floor..."
"Listen to Virginia snore..."
"Really I better scurry..."
"Kelsey please don't hurry..."
"Maybe just a half a sugar cookie more..."
"Hopefully you won't get a cold sore..."
"Neighbors might think..."
"Kelsey it's bad out there..."
"Say, I spilt my drink..." (changes into mermaid)
"You've been quite brave in here..."
"I wish I knew how..."
"It's not even starry out..."
"To break the spell..."
"I'll take your hand, your tail looks swell..."
"I ought to say no-no-no..."
"Mind if I move in close..."
"At least I'm gonna say that I tried..."
"What's the sense of hurting my pride..."
"I really can't stay..."
"Kelsey don't hold out..."
(together) "But baby it's cold outsiiiiiiide!"
(Brenna walks in, sees them hugging, and awkwardly walks away)
-Kelsey and Amy, Secret Life of a Mermaid (lol haha!!)
"I'm... going to become ghostly!" "It's 'going ghost'..." "...Nahh." -Sam and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Sam, are you okay? I heard a scream." "Yeah that was me. You would scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with Paulina." "Actually, I kinda doubt that." -Sam and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Plasma peach- it's great for kissing... this place goodbye!" -Tucker, Danny Phantom
"Listen up people! If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead!" "Why should we follow you, Fen-Toad?!" "You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear." "..." "No takers? Alright then..." -Danny and Dash, Danny Phantom
"You're one brave geek Fenton. When I'm wailing on you tomorrow, I'll be wailing on a hero. But I will be wailing on you." -Dash, Danny Phantom
"Vlad! Help me get these pants off Jack!" "...Nope, sorry, that one's all you." -Maddie and Vlad, Danny Phantom
"Oh man, this is the life. I wish I could stay on this ride for, like, ever..." *rides suddenly stop* "And you may just get your wish..." "Why couldn't you wish for super models?!" "Did somebody say SUPER?!" "Ah, somebody kill me..." -Fun Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Super Danny, Danny Phantom
"You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping Fenton Mart." -Danny, Danny Phantom
"Where is he?! Where's our son?!" "What have you done to our boy?!" "Ha ha ha, I am your boy!" "What?!" "What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't figure out that your own son was half-ghost!" "*to Maddie* ... For the record, I blame you." -Jack, Maddie, and Dark Dan, Danny Phantom
"I got the Crate Creep!" "CRATE CREEP?!" "*facepalm*" "I AM THE BOX GHOST! WHO ARE YOU?! *turns to Danny* No seriously, who is she?" -Jazz, Box Ghost (MY BRO) and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Are you MAD child? Picking a fight with me in my upgraded form?!" "...You upgraded to a mullet?" -Technus and Danny, Danny Phantom
after Danny's pants change into his Fenton ones* "Dude, what's with the pants?" "It's, uh, Casual Friday?" "Today's Tuesday." -Dash and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Hi, my name's Sam Manson, and my happy princess talent is... Goth haiku. Despair without end! *whispers to Danny* Dora is a ghost! Utter black, nothingness... *whispers* Dora is a ghost! *loudly* Dora. Is. A ghost!!!" "So that's your big statement? Dora's a ghost? I mean, what does that have to do with... wait... Dora's a ghost?!" -Sam and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Remind me again... why do we hang out with a kid who has ghostly enemies?" "Because you have a crush on him?" -Sam and Tucker, Danny Phantom
"*channel surfing* Ah, let's see... shopping with psychopaths... embarrassing celebrity arrests... Ah, illegally spying on the Fenton family, my favorite!!" -Vlad, Danny Phantom
"So what's the big deal about people's dreams?" "Asked the Ghost Boy who dreams of the Goth girl." "Oh man... that... was private..." -Danny and Nocturne, Danny Phantom
"I don't hate you Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in all of Amity Park." "Hey! What about the Fentons?!" "Are you kidding? They couldn't catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof." "...True..." -Valerie and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny." -Sam, Danny Phantom
"Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts." "It was one ghost! And a parrot..." "Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or was it a projection of your own fears... and a parrot." -Jazz and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Am I right Gail?" "Oh John, you're so right everything else seems wrong." -John and Gail, Pitch Perfect
"Didn't want to inconvenience you and Sheila. How is the step-monster?" "Very well actually. She's actually at a conference in Vegas-" "No, dad, I don't really care, I just wanted to say 'step-monster'." -Beca and her dad, Pitch Perfect
"This ginger needs her jiggle juice!" "Make good choices..." -Chloe and Beca, Pitch Perfect
"I am limited. Because I have nodes." "Chloe, this is horrible..." "Well at least you don't have herpes." "..." "Or do you already have that as well?" -Chloe, Aubrey, Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
"Oh, sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you?!" "Um, yeah, because a car smashing through the twenty-eight floor of anything is bad!" -Tucker and Danny, Danny Phantom
"Ware, all ye evildoers, lest Muttsie the Labradoodle consume thee." -Danny's thoughts, CoronaIgnis's DP fanfic Legacy of Lies
"When the omniscient Master of All Time makes a suggestion, smart people listen." -Danny's thoughts, CoronaIgnis's DP Fanfic Legacy of Lies
"Billy Bob, stand down! Billy Bob, you and everyone else stand down!" -Danny, CoronaIgnis's DP Fanfic Legacy of Lies
"Of course she's right. Jazz is always right. In fact, I think that my first official act as prince shall be to decree that Jasmine Fenton is always right, and if she's wrong, the facts must be altered in order to make her right." -Danny, CoronaIgnis's DP Fanfic Monarch or Monster?
"Ahh! The monster ate Kwan!" "At least the monster got to eat." -Dash and Tucker, Danny Phantom
"Dash, that's impossible. He probably just wandered off to use the bathroom." "Nu-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder! He can hold it for-" "Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I am safely out of the building." "Please don't finish that sentence at all dude." -Danny, Dash, Sam, and Tucker, Danny Phantom
"I couldn't imagine live without you." "*blinks*" "...Or Tucker." "*blushes*" "Well, I'm going to go find Wulf." "Danny... just... be careful. I couldn't imagine life without you either." "..." "...Or Tucker." -Danny and Sam in one of their little blushie moments, Danny Phantom
"I absolutely love this wrist ray! It's the perfect accessory... of pain!" -Sam, Danny Phantom
"Just some reverse polarity aand... there!" *fly away carrying large containment cube* *lands on ground* "Wow, I'm impressed." "Of what? My strength?" "No, that you know what reverse polarity means." -Danny and Sam, Danny Phantom
"Photographers call them candids." "Well police officers call it stalking." -Matt and Alison, Teen Wolf
"Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring claws to a gunfight?" -Chris Argent, Teen Wolf
"Two joggers found a body in the woods." "A dead body?" "No, a body of water. Yes dumbass, a dead body!" -Stiles and Scott, Teen Wolf
"His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?" "Still want him in your pack?" -Peter and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think this is a gay club." "Man, nothing get's past those keen werewolf senses, huh Scott." -Scott and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Quite the situation you've got yourself in here Derek, I mean, I'm out of commission for a few weeks and suddenly there's lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you're cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town." -Peter, Teen Wolf
“Who is he?” “He’s Peter, Derek’s uncle. A little while back he tried to kill us all, and then we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.” “Hi.” "Hey..." -Isaac, Scott, and Peter, Teen Wolf
"That has wings." "I can see that... Look, someone actually made an animation out of it. Maybe it's less frightening if we... *shrieking noises and Peter slams laptop shut* Nope not at all." -Derek and Peter, Teen Wolf
"Can you please tell your friend to use the front door?" "We lock the front door, so he wouldn't be able to get in." "Yeah, exactly. AND by the way, do either of you care that there's a police enforced curfew." (both) "No." "No. Alright then. You know what, that's about enough parenting for me for one night. Goodnight." -Melissa, Scott, and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Don't feel bad. If she lives she'll be a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful." "Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her frickin mind and try to tear me apart!" "Actually, considering she's a woman... twice a month." -Peter and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"He thinks the Argents have a book of creatures they've encountered." "Oh, so like a bestiary." "A what?" "A bestiary." (smiles a bit and laughs) "I think you mean bestiality." "No. I'm pretty sure that I don't." -Scott and Stiles, Teen Wolf
(giggles) "I think you mean..." "No! I mean bestiary. And I really don't want to know what's going through you and Scott's minds." -Allison and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Maybe you caught a rabbit or something." "And did what?" "Ate it." "Raw?" "No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven." -Stiles and Scott, Teen Wolf
"Can you at least tell me the truth? Am I going to hurt someone?" "Yes." "Could I kill someone?" "Yes." "Am I going to kill someone?" "Probably." -Scott and Derek, Teen Wolf
"Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit." "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit." -Allison and Lydia, Teen Wolf
"Remember boys, there's no 'me' in 'team'." "...Yes there is." -Coach Finstock and Scott, Teen Wolf
"Well Derek, not everyone's lucky enough to be a big bad werewolf. Oh, yeah that's... that's right I learned a few things lately. Werewolves, Hunters, Kanimas, it's like a freaking halloween party every full moon. Except for you Stiles. What do you turn into?" "Abominable snowman. But it's more like a wintertime thing. You know, seasonal." -Matt and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Hi guys. What did I miss?" "Well, evidently, you are werewolf and so is, like every other weirdo in town. Jackson can't date me because he is having some kind of supernatural existential crisis and is taking out the class of 2006 and I am being stalked by a dead Alpha. Did I miss anything?" -Scott and Lydia, Bronzetaraj's fanfic Truth and Consequence for Teen Wolf
"Lydia is missing. We're scared that she might be... turning." "Turning?" "You know... turning!" "Turning what? Turning her head? Turning tricks? Turning the steering wheel?" "SHE'S TURNING INTO A UNICORN. WHAT DO YOU THINK DUMBASS?" -Scott, Jackson, and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Sorry Coach. I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him." "And when was that?" "The last time I saw him... was definitely the time I saw him last." -Stiles and Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf
"Remember when I was pulled out of detention to go to the office? She was the one that talked to me. And she was asking me all these questions about us. Like really, really specific questions. And there were pencils being sharpened..." "Pencils?" "Just trust me- it was bad." -Scott and Allison, Teen Wolf
"Oh my God, it's working! Oh this is... I did something!" -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"There's no such thing as fate." *smiles* "There's no such thing as werewolves." -Allison and Scott, Teen Wolf
"Isn’t it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven’t won in like six years… Okay, we don’t have a motive yet.” -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"This house is like the frickin' WalMart of guns." -Scott, Teen Wolf
"I'm not dying here... I'm not dying at school!" -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Do you want to do homework or do you want to not die?" -Derek, Teen Wolf
"Dad, humor's very subjective. I mean, we're talking, like, multiple levels of interpretation here!" "Uh huh. Okay, so how exactly am I supposed to interpret the stolen prison transport van?" "We filled the tank!" -Stiles and his dad, Teen Wolf
"I'm the worst son ever." "Well, I'm not winning any prizes either." -Scott and Stiles, Teen Wolf
when Matt catches Allison walking around holding her heels* "My feet were hurting..." "Same reason I never wear mine." "What?" -Allison and Matt, Teen Wolf
"I can't have detention with these tools. I have a restraining order against them." "All these tools?" *referring to him and Scott* "No, just us tools." -Jackson, Mr. Harris, and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense." -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Maybe there's some kind of window we could climb through... or some kind of... *Scot tosses broken handle of door to Stiles and walks in* Handle... That we could rip off with supernatural strength. Why didn't I think of that?" -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"So, should I call the police, or is there a nonrapist explanation for being in my yard in the middle of the night?" -Lydia, Teen Wolf
Sheriff's car shows up* "Oh my God! Oh my God! Could this get any worse?!" *Jackson wakes up from being passed out in the back seat* "Unngghhh." "That was rhetorical!" -Stiles and Jackson, Teen Wolf
"I've got an idea." "Does it involve breaking the law?" "By now don't you think that's a given?" "I was just trying to be optimistic." "Don't bother." -Stiles and Scott, Teen Wolf
"You're killing people! To death!" -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Scales... like a fish?" "No. More like a reptile. And your claws have this liquid that paralyzes people. And you have a tail." "I have a tail?" "Yeah, you do." "Does it do anything?" "Not that I know of." "Can I use it to strangle you?" -Jackson and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"I don't know about you two, but I haven't murdered anyone lately." -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Why wouldn't I want anything that let's me be with you? And not just until the end of high school..." "Well, then you better not get into too good of a college. My grades suck." -Allison and Scott (aka the CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE COUPLE EVERRRRR), Teen Wolf
"I-I have a life dude!" "No you don't." -Scott and Derek, Teen Wolf
“I carry a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.” “If you think getting rid of contractions in your sentences makes your point any more legitimate, you are wrong.” -Sheriff and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"What if he catches us?" "I have a plan for that." "Which is?" "You run one way, I run the other, and whichever one of us he catches, too bad." -Scott and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"No, no, no. When you're doing that, you're just another hormonal teenager thinking abut sex." "*chuckles a bit and smiles*" "...You're thinking about sex right now aren't you?" "...Heh, yeah." -Stiles and Scott, Teen Wolf
"Oh, no you're getting an idea aren't you?" "Yeah." "Is this idea going to get me in trouble?" "Maybe." "Is this idea going to cause me physical pain?" "Yeah, definitely." -Scott and Stiles, Teen Wolf
"I can't believe you went along with this!" "Well, he had a very convincing PowerPoint slide show. Really nice transitions. You should ask him to teach you." -Scott and Melissa, lunatic922's Teen Wolf fanfic Unphased
"Fine. No more questions. We won't talk about the Alpha... or Derek. Especially Derek... who still scares me." -Stiles, Teen Wolf
"Just try not to worry too much while you're out there, okay? Or get too angry." "I got it." "Or stressed." "I got it." "And don't think about Allison being in the stands. Or that her father's trying to kill you. Or that Derek's trying to kill you. Or the girl he killed. Or that you might kill someone... if a hunter doesn't kill you first... I'm sorry, I'll stop." "..." "Good luck." -Stiles and Scott, Teen Wolf
while Scott is trying to bowl* "You're thinking to much. Just, clear your head, and think about something else." "Like what?" "Think about me... naked." *scores Strike* -Allison and Scott, Teen Wolf
"I am NOT watching to Notebook again!" *inside the video store* "Can somebody help me find The Notebook?" -Jackson (with Lydia), Teen Wolf
"A mountain lion." "Are you sure you saw a mountain lion or are you just saying that because that's what the police told you?" "...A mountain lion." *shows Lydia a stuffed giraffe* "What's this?" "A mountain lion." "...Okay." -Stiles and a Lydia on pain relieving meds, Teen Wolf
"For his final question on his midterm exam, he detailed the entire history of the male circumcision." "Well, I mean, it does have... historical significance, right?" "...I teach economics." "...Ah crap." -Coach Finstock and the Sheriff talking about Stiles, Teen Wolf
"You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't you Danny-boy." "You're a horrible person." "I know, it keeps me awake at night." -Stiles and Danny, Teen Wolf
And if that’s not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant alpha. I’m sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They’re going to be missed." "Can someone kill him again please?" -Peter and Stiles, Teen Wolf
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffinyhe
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
You know your obsessed with Danny Phantom when...
You don't trust old lunch ladies.
Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.
You know what Esperanto is.
You know a few Esperanto words.
You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands
Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius
You've gone looking for ghost portals
You want to dye your hair white
You know the theme song by heart
You can quote parts of/entire episodes
You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled
You cried when Phantom Planet ended
Pssh. 'nuff said.
You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.
You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost
You know the importance of Emergency Ham
You think hazmat suits rule
You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"
You don't go near beauty pageants.
It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.
You like read berets
You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus
You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White
You've tried to capture things in a thermos
You named your dog Cujo
You were excited when you turned 14
You searched Google maps for Amity Park
You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street
Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad
You've tried to walk through walls
You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks
You don't want locker 724
You support Frog's Rights
You don't like biker dudes
You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.
You've had a Fake-out Make-out. (I wish...)
You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it
You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you
You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts
You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat
You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.
You never eat oatmeal at camp
You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher
You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga
You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.
You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet
You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies
You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear- "The only thing to fear is fear itself"- by heart
You get King Tuck confused with King Tut
You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people
You've tried to fly
You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals
You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo
You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)
Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase
You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios
You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island
You named your cat Maddie
You have the random urge to shout "BEWARE!"
You've looked up whatever the heck "whelp" means in the dictionary (Sheesh, I know I have...)
You can't help but laugh when someone mentions boxes
You never say a wish out loud in case of you-know-who
Rhyming around Christmas is taboo
You insult people using book titles and cookie flavors
You can't hear, see, or think about frootloops without a certain someone popping up into your brain
You've tied a bedsheet around your neck and called yourself "SUPER WHATEVERYOURNAMEIS"
You want to kick someone named "Dan" in the balls just for being named after evil itself
You think the term "ghost" is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term "ecto-American"
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!
(P.S. This made me cry... :'( )
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Murphy's 15 Other Laws...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
Take your iPod, and shuffle it for each part below of your Life Movie:
Opening Credits: "E.T." by Katy Perry (... Okay...)
Birth: "Criminal" by Britney Spears (O.o Wow.)
First day at school: "Swag It Out" by Zendaya (Awww yeah!! ;D)
Falling in Love: "Haunted" by Taylor Swift (Well this is depressing...)
Fight Song: "Everything About You" by One Direction (Crap... why do I even have them on my ipod?!)
Breaking Up: "Love Story" by Taylor Swift (See, THIS one would have been good for Falling In Love, while the one for Falling In Love would have been good here.)
Prom: "Starting Over" by Jennifer Lopez (Sheesh, I'm not getting a break here, am I?)
Life: "Impossible" by Kelly Clarkson (Again, very depressing but sort of accurate...)
Mental Breakdown: "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani (O.o No comment.)
Driving: "Best Day" by Taylor Swift (At least THIS one makes sense! :D)
Flashback: "The Story Of Us" by Taylor Swift (Huh, this makes sense too. Nice :))
Wedding: "I Want To See You Tonight" by IDK (...Well then...)
Birth Of Child: "Love U Betta" by Neon Hitch ( Dear God...)
INTERMISSION: "Wild Ones" by Flo Rida (Mmmhmm ;D)
Final Battle: "Long Live" by Taylor Swift (Oh yeah!)
Death Scene: "Nightcall" by Kavinsky (... Creepy...)
Funeral: "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry (Gee, thanks guys.)
End Credits: "Shake It" by IDK (Well... at least it ended on a happy note after they decided to mock me from my grave...)
So, if I had to summarize what this iPod shuffle says for my life: Then I would have to say that my life is pretty screwed up. The end. :3
The image for my story has what the three girls look like: Lainey, Nicole, and Bella. Here are the links to the pictures:
Here are some pictures of people from the story that I imagined in my head as well, that aren't in the main image for my story:
Destiny: http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/27/300_bulimia.jpg (Except she is more tan, not too tan, has more blonde hair than strawberry blonde hair, and has highlights. Oh yeah and remember she usually doesn't look like that because 60% of the time she's rolling her eyes at someone LOL)
Jean and Amy: http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/272935/272935,1285235642,1/stock-photo-beautiful-young-girl-and-white-horse-61545010.jpg (Since Jean and Amy are twins, they both look sort of alike. But Jean has more red hair and wears dark eye makeup and lipstick and has highlights, Amy has just normal blonde hair with no highlights and usually wears her hair up in a ponytail. Oh and the horse MIGHT have something to do with them, not sure yet.)
Blake: Okay, so I couldn't find a picture that looked like Blake to me, so I'll just try to explain him reeeeaaallly well. Here goes: He has blue eyes, dirty blonde wavy hair with SOME bangs, but not like Justin Beiber or something (ew!!). Somewhat tan skin, bit taller than Bella, the tallest one. (P.S. In order from tallest to shortest: Blake, Bella, Jean, Lainey, Amy, Nicole. Nicole is actually really short but skinny (petite).) So anyways, that's Blake. :-)
Alex: Couldn't find a picture of him either... it looks like there are a lot more pictures of girls out there than guys! LOL... anyways, here's my description of him: a little taller than Bella, the tallest of the three, dark brown curly hair, but not like an afro, believe me it's cute, bright green eyes, really tan. And he's just plain HOT!! ;)
Now here are some characters you haven't met yet:
Kristen (Krissy): http://studiobportraits.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Beautiful-high-school-senior-pictures-of-Skyline-Girl-with-gorgeous-blue-eyes(pp_w860_h573).jpg (Krissy is a mean girl and Alison, Mikayla, and Hanna are her posse LOL)
There might be some characters I missed or some characters that I'm not sure will be out soon yet, but if there are, then they will eventually be up here. :-)
My H2O fanfic is on hold for a while... but don't worry, IT IS NOT DONE OR CANCELLED!! I just have some writer's block and some inspiration for DP!! P.S. If you have any questions feel free to PM me and always, always, ALWAYS remember: R.E.V.I.E.W.!!! Thank you so much for reading my stories!!! ;-)
Another update: Finally got my new computer! Which means H2O is back, baby! ... *cough* so yeah that's about it then...
LIST OF STORIES:
1. H2O: Just Add Water Nicole, Bella, and Lainey- H2O Fanfic
When three best friends, Nicole, Bella (not the same Bella from H2O), and Lainey go on a camping trip to Mako Island, their lives are changed forever. Now they need to deal with the stresses of being a mermaid along with regular teenage crap- secret crushes, snobby popular girls... the works. Status: In Progress, FINALLY started back up again! . Hope to have 30th chapter (wow, already?) up by next month (sometime in January)
2. Three Girls, Three Powers- Charmed Fanfic
When 3 best friends, Katrina, Aubree, and Samara, wish upon a shooting star on a very special night, the next day they find out that they have mysterious & magical powers. In this story based off of the ideas of Charmed, with some ideas from H2O and PLL, they try to control their new found powers while dealing with everyday teen problems and not so everyday magical problems. Status: In Progress, on a bit more of a relaxed schedule, so don't really expect an update really soon. Maybe in the next couple of months?
3. Pizza- Danny Phantom Fanfic (Ahem, I can hear you laughing so shut up)
Just a short one-shot about Danny getting some pizza and avoiding the fangirls and paparazzi Some DxS fluff :3 Post-PP Status: Finished
4. An Interesting Field Trip- DP Fanfic
A field trip? To the Ghost Zone? Yeah, because THAT'S a good idea... When Danny finds out his class is taking a field trip to the Ghost Zone, mildly put, he freaks out. Pretending he's sick so that he can invisibly protect his class from the unknown dangers of the Zone, what happens when a Wanted poster, a giant frozen yeti who can't keep his mouth shut and a seriously crazed-up frootloop get into the picture? Nothing good, that's for sure. Status: Not Posted Yet, but I have like one paragraph done hehe. P.S. Please excuse the extreme clicheness...
5. Six Signs of Life- DP Fanfic
When Maddie catches Danny-who forgot to change back into Fenton- emptying ghosts into the Ghost Zone one night, she captures him. Luckily, Jazz frees him, but not without getting caught by Maddie herself. After getting into a heated argument about Amity Park's Ghost Boy, Maddie realizes something- was the Ghost Boy even really a ghost? Maddie Phantom bonding (gotta love it) Status: Just an idea, will be writing and posting maybe soon. I think there was another fanfic with this idea, and I swear I don't mean to steal ideas.
6. Secrets- DP Fanfic
Danny thought he was good at keeping his secrets... which was part of the reason why everyone kept their own secret from him. Look into the thoughts of some of the people of Amity Park who know a little bit more about Danny Fenton than they let on. Set after D-Stabilized. Status: Just an idea... I'm not really sure if I'll do it...
7. FanFiction? What? - DP Fanfic
Even almighty and powerful ghosts such as Clockwork can get bored every so often. What does this ghost do when he gets bored? Oh, nothing short of traveling to parallel dimensions, bringing along something that would make things quite interesting for a few individuals... related One-Shots collection about various people and ghosts from Danny Phantom finding out about FanFiction. net and what their reactions are. Status: Again, still just an idea.
8. What Vlad Forgot To Mention... - DP Fanfic
Vlad sure made a whole lot of mistakes when creating the failed clone of Danny: Danielle Phantom. One was the whole ended-up-being-a-12-year-old-girl-instead-of-14-year-old-boy thing, and another was neglecting to inform her of a few... details... that being a girl entailed. Two-Shot Status: Finished
9. When Dan Escaped - DP Fanfic
Dark Dan knew he would make his way out of that blasted thermos someday, and that when he did, he would finally be free to wreak havoc all across the world... or so he thought... One-Shot. Status: Finished
10. Charades - DP Fanfic
Could ANYTHING be normal for the Fenton family? Pshh, of COURSE not! A family game night consisting of a measly game of charades could blow young Danny Fenton's secret wide open... Status: Some work done, but not sure if I'll finish or put up
11. Danny On Facebook - DP Fanfic
Conversations with Danny and Co. on the social networking site known as Facebook. Yes, this idea is overused, and yes, I know this is not original ... mostly a way for me to get funny moments out of my head. :P DxS, Pre-PP Status: In Progress, not really trying to make this a priority of mine. :) Sort of going with the flow with this one
12. DP Alphabet Soup Drabbles - DP Fanfic
A collection of Danny Phantom 100-word drabbles, each one with a letter of the alphabet, starting from A to Z. No slash, if any pairing will either be DxS or maybe TxV or something like that... might experiment though, not sure. Mostly happy things, hopefully no angst :) Status: In progress, but not sure if I will ever post... eh, waddya gonna do?
13. Top Ten Favorite Characters RANDOMNESS Challenge! - Challenge Fanfic
Even though this is under Danny Phantom technically, this challenge applies to ALL fandoms. Very hard to describe on here so go check it out! Warning: Challenge will be VERY random ;D Also, the reason it's under DP is because that's the fandom I'm doing the challenge myself with. My own challenge response will be after the first chapter, which is just describing the challenge for anyone else who wants to do it :) Another Warning: The first chapter was written while I was VERY hyper! Status: Will be posting first few chapters up soon
14. Penelope Spectra - DP Fanfic
In an alternate universe, Vlad is born as a girl. This causes a minor change in the portal incident- this time, Jazz Fenton is the one who is changed into a halfa. And when her evil future self emerges, she comes over to Danny's universe for some sweet revenge. On who? Herself. Sort of AU, OneShot. Status: Just an idea- a GREAT idea at that, but still just an idea- that I will probably write soon. :) Got the idea while taking a bath... which bothers me for some reason... Also, here's a Warning: This idea came from the influence of Dark, so beware... (PS read below to see what I mean)
15. Never Grow Up - Rise of the Guardians Fanfic
One-shot songfic to Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift... someone's having a tough time with nightmares when Jack Frost shows up to sing... a lullaby? "Um, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not five anymore Jack." He smiled. "I know, but that doesn't mean you're not a kid!" Status: Finished, but may be a prequel to a story I may or may not write... just a heads up!
Here are some Danny Phantom unofficial challenges from me to you!! .
- A Danny Phantom fanfic involving Maddie and Phantom bonding (I just can't get enough of those...) for like a week or more. No, he doesn't have to be revealed and NO, nobody gets to die in it!! It is a HAPPY fic!! :) No pairings in it either, unless you want to do some really minor DxS (sorry if you guys like other pairings, but hey! It IS my challenge!)
- A Danny Phantom fic where Danny with his parents and friends go to a ghostly Christmas party :D :D
- A Danny Phantom fic where a lucky fan- a 7 year old- gets to spend the day with Danny as Phantom (this can be before or after Phantom Planet, doesn't matter) and they sort of bond in a brotherly or sisterly sort of way??? Idk, it just sounds nice :))
-A Danny Phantom story... about Box Lunch. Yep, that's right. Where Danny babysits for her or something, i don't care, but it has to be happy and hopefully funny and no angst! I do NOT like angst!
I would love you forever if you wrote a short (or long) fic for me about this and let me know about it in a PM. I will mention you on here and on some of my other fanfictions! Also, please keep it Rated T at worst :P Thankss!!!
HOW I COME UP WITH STORIES USING MY MUSES INSIDE OF MY HEAD:
I have a few- yes, a few- muses that help me write stories. There's Dark- she likes everything to be, well, dark. That was a hard one... Dark, shut up.
Then there's Light, who inspires me to do happy, fluffy things. I bawled during the Notebook... for half an hour... Light, that was me -.- ... I am you... O.o Riight...
There's also this muse of mine who I haven't named, mostly because she changes what she wants to be called like, all of the time, so I just think of her as the Random Muse. What? I am NOT going to be called the "Random Muse"! That is so stupid! I want to be called Captain Pineapple- savior of Earth and defender of the straws!! COME FORTH MY LOVELY- Shut up. ... No.
ANYWAYS, then there's this one last muse that is actually two in one I guess. She decides whether or not my stories should have some sort of supernatural feature to it, like mermaids or powers or some other crap. I usually don't think about her, and she's pretty quiet and is hardly ever talking to me; she just decides whether or not I should have fictional stuff like that going on, so I don't really have a name for her, although whenever I think of her I just think, "Oh Angel, what should I do?" So I guess I call her Angel. ... ... See?! SHE'S quiet! She doesn't interrupt me like some other annoying muses I know!
Are you calling me annoying?
I'm not annoying... sniffle... am I?
I'm not annoying! YOU'RE annoying! Go stuff you're face in a watermelon you-
Aaaand this is why I never actually post the conversations these annoying people in my head have. ... Is it just me or did that sentence sound really mental?
You ARE mental. You should go to therapy because you act so immature and stupid and have voices in your head.
... Well then...
Then there's this other thing in my head... I'm not sure if it's a muse or what, but it's always yelling at me like, "Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!! You should do THIS!! No one would expect THIS!!!" I call this one Twist for... obvious reasons.
Hey. I'm Twist... Or am I?
And here it comes...
Hehe, did you get it?
So here's how it goes when I write a story (usually):
I get an idea from either A) Dark or B) Light, and occasionally C) Random Muse.
... I am still not okay with this.
And I still don't care. :D
Then, the Angel or whatever her name is decides whether there will be any supernatural crap in it.
And then either Dark, Light, or Random Muse- I'm being serious!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!- will have to continue giving me motivation to finish it. Most of the time, Dark gets lazy and decides to just quit, which is why I have hardly any sad or depressing stories. My Random Muse- ... fine, Captain Pineapple- is easily distracted- No I'm not!! How am I distracted?! When have I ever... OMG IT'S SNOWING OUT EEEK!!- so that's why that doesn't last very long.
Sometimes Twist likes to jump in there and change it up, or sometimes Twist plants the idea in my head in the first place. She doesn't like to follow the rules like my other muses... she changes how she works a lot.
That I do...
So there you have it. How I come up with stories. .
PS- here's a website that taught me how to get through writer's block using the anger of my muses http:// thewritingbase. com/ cure-writers-block-make-writing-muse-angr/ (just take the spaces out)
PS I did not appreciate this -.-
This site is called fanfiction,
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