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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Teen Titans. Looking for a beta for my stories. PM me if your interested or want me to beta for you. .PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I PROMISE TO REMEMBER PERCY WHEN I'M AT SEA I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ANNABETH WHENEVER A SPIDER COMES AT ME I PROMISE TO PROTECT NATURE FOR GROVERS SAKE OF COURSE I PROMISE TO REMEMBER LUKE WHEN MY HEART FILLS WITH REMORSE I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CHIRON WHEN I SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS 'FREE PONY RIDE' I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TYSON WHENEVER A FRIEND STICKS BY MY SIDE I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THALIA WHENEVER A FRIEND IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CLARISSE WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE WHO GIVES ME A FRIGHT I PROMISE TO REMEMBER BIANCA WHEN I SEE A SISTER SCOLD HER YOUNGER BROTHER I PROMISE TO REMEMBER NICO WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH OTHERS I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ZOE WHEN I LOOK UP AT THE STARS I PROMISE TO REMEMBER RACHEL WHENEVER A LIMO PASSES MY CAR THE END- LOL If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. know which pages the good parts are on. suddenly hate thunderstorms. start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. start figuring out who your godly parent is. never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. have a plan to get out of school early so you can buy The Mark of Athena read it, and still have time to do your homework. ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. start spelling character names out of your spelling words. start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. dream about PJO every night. curse a god/goddess a lot. have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room know PJO better then most sane people have links to every great PJO site add things to the list every day know what you would do if you were Percy argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' are trying to learn Greek keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes have an instant crush on Leo! just have to research more about greek mythology call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. want to learn Latin copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess ’re nodding and smiling when you read this were so busy reading that you missed number 41 are planning on adding a lot more things to this list have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...) Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... BOLD ones are me I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I be MUST cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends. I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame. I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys. I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it. I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties. I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay. I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy. I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date. I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls. I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents. I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already. I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair. I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty. I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo. I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone. I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel. I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv. I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser. I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies. I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR. I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore. I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay. I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay. I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid. I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot. I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable. I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun. I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot. I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid. I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs. I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend. I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut. I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone. I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged. I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl. I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city. I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver. I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention. I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST not be here leagally. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. |