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Author has written 8 stories for Titanic, Harry Potter, and Big Time Rush.

HEEEYY!!! How ya doin? I'm Do You Wonder. You can call me Wonder. I love Big Time Rush and Taylor Swift and Spongebob Squarepants and Batman and THE TWILIGHT ZONE. NOT Twilight. Haha. See my profile pic? BTR IS HOT AND AMAZING AND ALL AROUND AWESOME AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE!

Logan: "Luckily, I'm awesome."

Kendall: "What? You didn't say 'Cheese'!?!?"

Carlos: "I love pie..."

James: "I thought this was a photo shoot. What the fudge...?"

That's probably not what they were saying, but whatever. My profile is SUPER LONG so all the copy/paste stuff is bold. The rest is just me blabbing. So yeah.

PEACE AND LOVE AND ELEVATE!!!

xoxoWonder


4/23/12... Hello, World! I am new to fanfiction and enjoy reading stories. I can't write very well, but my friend persuaded me to get an account. (She was being annoying. *Sigh...*) Anyway, I probably won't be posting a story for a while, but I will be reading and possibly reviewing. So, happy writing!

4/27/12... So, here I am again, I think I'll put this profile as sort of a little journal...so you can look at my updates whenever. My friend (the same annoying one) has persisted in trying to convince me to write a story. So...there is a small chance of me writing a Fanfic. I usually DON'T enjoy writing, but on rare occasions it is fun. Hopefully, this time will be...well...better than some of my previous writing experiences!

4/29/12...I have made my DECISION! I'm gonna write a story! It'll be about Titanic. It's not my all-time favorite movie, but it is an incredible film. It's just that the plot can take a sharp swerve into a completely different universe...just by changing one little detail. For example, Rose probably would have died if...Jack had seen a quarter dropped on the deck, gone out of his way to pick it up, and in turn was too late to save Rose from committing suicide.
This plot line is great to write fanfiction on because there are so many ways that the story can go very wrong...just by changing one thing. So, I guess I will have a chapter of a story posted by tomorrow!

4/30/12...I have updated my story...Yay! Its about Titanic...like I said! So I think it's time I told you a little about me... I am a teenage girl and I live in Caifornia. This is the internet, so that's all! (: I love arts and crafts and reading and (sometimes) writing. I am really random sometimes... In case you were wondering, my "annoying friend" is The Blue Eyed Artists Girl...you can find her in my "favorite authors." ...Until next time!

5/4/12...Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with u!!! Anyway, I updated my story awhile ago. Please Read and Review! I am listening to One Direction right now...did I mention that I LOVE them? they are awesome...and cute! :)

5/8/12...Hello, all! It's nice to see that people are reading my story...(could you review, please?) So ya...another thing about me is that I love BIG TIME RUSH!!! They are awesome, hot, have great voices, and they are hot. Even more than One Direction. Compared to BTR, 1D is just...meh. I might even write a story about them! It's actually quite unlikely. I also love the Nyan Cat. As you can see, it's my profile picture! I am also VERY random. But I'm not alone, Me and my friend (The Blue Eyed Artists Girl) act crazy together all the time. Once, we started out talking about the day's math assignment and how overrated it was...within the next five minutes we were discussing seagulls and how they plot to take over humanity. I know...right? Anyway, back to my boyband obsession- (PS I got this from TrailBlazerFan4Life's profile. Thank you very much!)


Go BIG or go home. The TIME it takes doesn't matter. It's the RUSH of the experience that counts.

I'm James Maslow. I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can in bed just

by clicking her 'follow' button on Twitter. My fans are called Maslovers.

I'm Logan Henderson. I play the nerd on our TV show, but really, I give Big Time Rush its dose of swag. My fans are called Loganators.

I'm Kendall Schmidt. You might not know this, but I'm secretly Spiderman. Ask anyone. My fans are called Schmidtsters.

I'm Carlos Pena Jr. I'm the neat freak and the baby-face of the band. I have the best voice and the best dance moves. My fans are considered part of the Pena Nation.

Haha...just thought I'd put something there...btw, I am a Maslover, Loganator, Shmidtster, and I am very much part of the Pena Nation. Hey be nice! Nobody likes a hater...

Till Next Time!


5/11/12...HEEEEYYYY!!!!! How ya doin'? Thanx so much for the reviews...they are much appreciated! Another thing...I use the three dot thing WAAAAY too much...There it is again! Urrghh...

5/20/12...AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!! I AM GOING TO SEE BIG TIME RUSH PERFORM IN MOUNTAIN VIEW!!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!! (Screamy fangirl status reached...) Ahem, back to sanity.

Anyway, sorry I haven't updated in a while. Been busy...and lazy. I'll put up a new chapter soon! So ya, I found this on a bunch of random people's profiles. I bundled them up and made changes. It's so sweet!


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn! We should do that again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Asks you to write down her number.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: Go to his house and gives him a roundhouse kick.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.

BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones holding the spray paint and toilet paper, grinning sheepishly.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick.

BEST FRIENDS: Are holding the thermometer and Tylenol.

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you.

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you.

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning.

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things alone.

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test.

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: call you totally insane for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you.

FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your junk for so long that they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS:Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

BEST FRIENDS
: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS:Will tell you to pay no mind to the person who talks trash about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS:Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS:Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "You're SO graceful."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days.

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who recommended the awesomely annoying song.

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them.

BEST FRIENDS: Tease you back and all's forgiven.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff.

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch.

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours.

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this.

FRIENDS: Fade.

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever.


Ta-ta for now!

5/22/12...Yay! I have added a new story! It's just a little series about how to annoy the shizzz out of the Harry Potter characters. Read and Review!

And by the way, Harry Potter is all about bravery and loyalty and friendship and adventure. Twilight is all about how important is to have a boyfriend. Copy and paste this onto your profile if Harry Potter is to you ICE CREAM and Twilight to you is that rotten vegetable in the back of the refrigerator that nobody seems to want to touch.

5/26/12...I updated my Harry Potter story. I still love Big Time Rush...teehee!

5/27/12...Try this thing! It's so weird!


Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.

Most of the answers were true for me. A few were just strange...


5/30/12...Hi all! I just wanted to say that men should NOT wear deep v-neck shirts. EVER. It seems as if they're trying to show off something they don't have. *ahem.* Just an opinion. You don't have to agree. Just thought I'd put that out there. It's pretty much one of the only reasons I get irritated at the BTR guys. Whenever I see a guy in a shirt like that, I just feel like yelling, "DUDE. You don't have anything to show by wearing that. YOU'RE A DUDE." Urgh. Just a rant of mine. Again, I don't mind if you don't agree. Just a thought. Later, my PEEPS!!! (that didn't even make sense...haha!)

6/6/12...Hey, y'all! I am currently working on four stories, two of which are not published. So sorry for the delay in updates. I lost faith in "Just a Lie" but then regained it an hour ago when I was struck by the imaginary lightning of inspiration. I also got ideas for 2 new stories about Big Time Rush. (Eeeeeeeee!!!) They are amazing...(The stories? No, the guys. Wait, the stories are AWESOME too!)

So don't give up on me, I will post something new soon!!!!

6/8/12...I found this other thing on Musicluver16's profile. Hope you like it!


(NOTE: Don't read if you don't have a fanfiction).

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


Bye now!!!

6/12/12...Hallo! I just updated my Titanic story! Reviews are appreciated!

6/14/12...I found some more random stuff...


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Fun Things To Do In an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!


6/17/12...Hola! I just watched Godzilla. Now I'm afraid that a creepy dinosaur gorilla thing is going to break down my door. On a more positive note, guess what I'm wearing? I am wearing a shirt from Aeropostale! i know it sounds kinda stupid, but I have never been to Aero, Hollister, Abercrombie, or American Eagle before. But now I did!!! Yay! And guess what else? It's PLAID!!! Yes, it's true! I am now dressing like my Spiderman... KENDALL!!! even though he's too perfect and kinda like a Gary-Stu, He's still AWESOME! And now we look the same! Not really, just the plaid...haha!

6/25/12...Hello! I love BTR's new song! WOO HOO!!! And I just watched the new "Figure it Out." The guys were there, and I was just like, ohmygod, ohmygod, OHMYGOD!!! But then right after it, the new episode was on. And lucky for me, because just as Logie-Bear started talking, the power went out. AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!! I am so mad. So don't talk to me right now. Peace, Love, and have a nice day.

7/10/12...I am SO sorry that I haven't updated. I promise I will post something within the week. On a completely different topic, I watched the new BTR episode. I am SO HAPPY!!!!! And I'm going to SEE my boys with my F*KING EYEBALLS IN TWELVE DAYS!!!!!!! MY EYEBALLS ARE GONNA BE SO AWESOME CUZ THEY GET TO SEE KENDALL AND LOGAN AND CARLOS AND JAMES!!!! Seriously, I'm so happy that I think I might just f*king BLOW UP. Jealous much? haha just kidding. TTYL I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!


7/27/12...OMG I saw BTR in CONCERT!!! See my story "Never Really Knew" Chapter 2 for details. AAAHH!!!!

I found an interview with Carlos Pena Jr. READ IT!!!!

What’s your favorite color? My favorite color is purple.

Why? You know what? I don’t know. I think it’s because one day I was really into this chick, and she goes, “You look really good in purple.” I’m thinking, “Really?” And from that day on, it was purple.

What’s your least favorite color? I can really do without… like… uh… what’s that color? I like green. I like blue. You know, red’s cool. I’m not like — fine. Red’s my least favorite.

What do you have against red? Sometimes it just seems so angry to me and so loud. I’m more of a chill kind of guy.

What’s your favorite food? Potatoes. Anything with potatoes, I’m in.

Have you ever eaten purple mashed potatoes? Nooooo. But that may be something — I mean, is it a real thing?

There are purple potatoes, so it’s a possibility. Well, I’ll let you know.

According to a recent article in Psychology Today, if your favorite color is purple, you’re artistic and unique. It also signifies that you can be arrogant. Does this ring true? Wow. I don’t know about the arrogant part. I’m definitely confident. I think people commonly mistake confidence for arrogance, if that makes sense. I’m definitely confident about what I want. I’m 22, and I’ve been forced to grow up very quickly. It’s been a nice challenge to find myself in all of this. I think the only way to keep a sane mindset is to have a bit of confidence, you know?

How about Kendall, James and Logan — do you know what their favorite colors are? Yeah. I think Kendall and James are green. I want to say Logan is blue. I don’t know. Logan changes his mind a lot. He kind of just goes with what’s hot at the time.

Do you have a girlfriend? No. I’m actually recently single.

If you had a girlfriend, what should her favorite color be? Oh. Well, I can’t just pick. But someone with a purple love would be awesome.

What’s your favorite purple material possession? I bought a house about a year ago, and I’ve been decorating it room by room. I wanted to make a purple room. I have this really cool billiards room. I made all the walls deep purple, and the ceiling is cream, like a sculptor’s clay. Then it has white molding. I just love that room. It’s so cozy. So fun. And it’s purple.

Who’s your favorite entertainer of all time? Stevie Wonder is awesome. I love watching him perform. I would love to see him live. I saw Usher last year. He didn’t sing a lot live, which was kind of disappointing. But he’s a great performer, just the way he carries himself onstage and his confidence. He was a lot of fun to watch.

When it comes to Stevie Wonder and Usher, do you have any idea what their favorite colors are?If I had to guess, I would say Usher would probably be purple, just because he’s a big influence on [Justin] Bieber, and Bieber’s favorite color is purple, I think. Stevie Wonder may like purple, too. I know Snoop [Dogg] likes purple. But he also likes green.

You must get the “What’s your favorite color?” question a lot. Do you mind talking about it? No. I’ve never actually gone in-depth like you did. But it’s actually kind of interesting. I may be interested in looking more into it.

So this is the definitive Carlos/purple interview? This is THE purple interview. This is all about purple.

Peace, love, and ELEVATE!!!!


7/30/12...Okay, I don't know what to do with this stuff, I just reposted it cuz...well, I don't know. DO NOT READ TTHE FIRST ONE. PLEASE. IT"S FREAKY...

Dude I hate these things but it's kind of freaky: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

Umm...

8/13/12...Hey! I still love BTR. Haha. And Carlitos's birthday is coming up! He's turning twenty-three! Wow, he's pretty old. O.o Anyway, I'm gonna update my story "Never Really Knew" on his birthday, in two days! But ya know what sucks? Most people think of him as the baby, so full of adorableness and floof and innocence. He is no longer that. He is starring in an R Rated movie, he has a wicked tattoo on his side, and I can't think of him as a baby brother anymore. Not that he ever was, but still. Not that he's not sexy, but the others are supposed to be sexy. He's supposed to be the baby. He grows up SO FAST!!! *sob* *sniffle*. So yeah. Byeee!

8/13/12...I should be doing homework. Ugh. Anyway, I'm working on Chapter 10 of "Just a Lie." So in English, we're reading this book called "The Outsiders." It's not that bad. Just the assignments our teacher makes us do are really lame. So I found a quote from it that I like.

"I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man, do I have fun!" -Sodapop

Haha. I like that one. and this one.

"Tragedy is when you fall off a cliff. Comedy is when it happens to somebody else." -Me

So yeah. Happy days...(:

9/15/12...I haven't updated my profile in sooo long. Blah. I just finished watching a marathon of Tobuscus. If you don't know, Tobuscus is a Youtuber who is very, very, very awesome. Bless your face, and if you sneezed during this video bless you...DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS AND...BOOP!!!!!! Haha he is freaking hilarious...look him up. Seriously. Do. It. Now.

9/15/12...Two updates in one day. WOO HOO!! I am awesome. I am in love with Logan Henderson. I don't care if you have a baby, Logie Bear, I will always love you...Blahaha. I hope he doesn't have a baby. O.o I watched The Dark Knight Rises last night. Can I just say that that movie was FUCKING AMAZING!!!!! Seriously, in my mind I was laughing, crying, jumping, and screaming simultaneously. I was literally blown away. Last month my cousin went to see it and he was telling me right before the BTR concert (weeeee!!!!) that when he went into the theatre, his cell phone case was perfectly intact. But when he came out, it was broken in three places. That's how phenomenal that movie that was. If you're thirteen and older, go see that movie RIGHT NOW. of course, right after you watch Tobuscus. BOOP!!!

6/10/13... Alright, Ill start with an apology. I should have informed everyone that I was on hiatus, and I sincerely apologize. I am really sorry, readers. Thank you to all that have stuck with me through this stupid thing. :)

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Iniquity by Evix reviews
Right before a concert, Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan get kidnapped by Hawk again but this time Hawk's intentions are not only to prevent them from performing and then letting them go again. This time Hawk wants to truly break Gustavo's dogs.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,376 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Silence by TheLovelyRusher reviews
Kendall thought it was over, that the monster of his past was gone. But after 10 years, he's back, and the secret is out. The silence has been broken, and now it's a sick game of revenge, father against son, as the man who ruined Kendall's life ruins the lives of those closest to him as well.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,229 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kendall
To Save a Life by MrsGatsby reviews
Peter's life isn't the only one that needs to be saved... PeterxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Peter Pevensie
Return of an Enemy by vikwhis13 reviews
They never thought someone they hardly knew would hate them so much.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,440 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011
The Artist's Daughter by BeautyBelle14 reviews
14 year old Josephine Dawson has never known her father. Her mother won't tell her anything about him other than her being just like him: Her looks, attitude, especially her artistic talent. Now when she is accepted to a exclusive art school she finds out her father is a lot closer than she thinks and is about to find out more about her mother's past. More than she bargained for.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,979 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jack D., Rose D.
Doppelganger by Fish Stick Friday reviews
When a paranoid schizophrenic responsible for the death of his father and the mysterious disappearance of his brother finds who he thinks is his brother but is actually Logan after ten long years, he kidnaps him, fully intent on making him suffer.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,473 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Logan
Super Boyfriends by Fish Stick Friday reviews
Based off "Big Time Gold." Kendall and Logan go to the jewelry store to get Jo's birthday gift. When an employee mistakes Kendall and Logan for a couple, both boys are horrified...at first. Kendall starts to come around, and soon he's playing right along, much to Logan's chagrin.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
The Adventurers by BTRlover98 reviews
As best friends, they went through a lot together, and that included some of the most fun but simple adventures they had ever had. A bunch of one-shots of the boys doing fun stuff together! I'll take requests! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012
Big Brother, Baby Sister by BTRlover98 reviews
100 moments between Kendall and Katie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
Believe by TheLovelyRusher reviews
Just some random wee!Kendall/Katie comfort fluff. Pretty stinking adorable, I gotta warn ya.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kendall, Katie K. - Complete
Calls From Fans by BTRlover98 reviews
After Carlos gave his phone number out in Big Time Interview, fans are calling him like crazy, and he ends up making a big mistake. Stupid little one-shot. :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Carlos - Complete
Big Time Change by RomioneAlways51 reviews
Kendall had planned the perfect two year anniversary for him and Jo, but what happens when Jo makes one little mistake? It's time for Big Time Changes of course! set after Jo came back, assuming she and Kendall got back together Please give it a shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,117 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Jo, Kendall
I Didn't Know You Loved Me by BTRfanMegan reviews
Aria Drew misses the boys back in Minnesota, so decides to move into the Palmwoods. Everyone is pretty stoked she is there but that dream turns into a nightmare after Aria is involved in a car crash. The boys are shocked and one has a secret crush on her.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Ridicule by TheLovelyRusher reviews
Logan can't handle being laughed at. This will be a two-parter! First parter is Wee!Rush and chapter two is present day. Super cute, a bit whumpy and angsty. You can probably wear your goggles. Summary of my BTR meet and greet inside, woohoo! Rated T cuz I feel like it.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Logan
Chatroom Love by Bohemian Anne reviews
In the early 21st century, Jack and Rose meet in a chatroom in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Rose D., Jack D., Cal H.
The Lonely Tea Party by KindaChill reviews
10 year old America walks in on his older brother, England talking to his imaginary friends. England tries to cover it up with a present. Just a little writing exercise. No romance because then England would be labeled a pedophile, that'd be very scary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood's Thicker Than Water by Blondiee Leah reviews
After Rose's early death Jack struggles to single handily raise their daughter. As she enters her teenage years their relationship becomes strained and difficult. Leaving Jack to wonder if their broken relationship will ever be fixed. Remember to review!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Jack D.
Torn Apart by Baxxie reviews
In one night, their lives changed forever. One of them went missing, presumed dead by everyone. They refuse to give up, leaving everything else behind. Will they ever find him? How can they cope? Three is good, but four has always been better...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,575 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011
I Just Need One Miracle by chocolate-colombo reviews
When Carlos and Logan are attacked one night, the boys' lives worsen as the secrets of what happened are revealed.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,495 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kendall, Carlos - Complete
Slowly taking over by Baxxie reviews
Carlos has only gotten sick twice in his entire life. His friends envy him, but they don't realize the consequences. Because when he does get sick, it's about ten times worse than for any normal person. It might even become life-threatening...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,925 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Carlos
I Never Let Go by vampirediva07 reviews
On April 15, 1912, the lives of everyone aboard the RMS Titanic were forever changed as the great ocean liner sank. Rose lost everything, only to gain something...special.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rose D., Jack D.
Love is a Crazy Thing by Sam in Wonderland reviews
After the boys make fun of James for dating a palm tree, he starts to think he's going insane. Luckily, he has Carlos to tell him otherwise. Jarlos friendship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2012 - James, Carlos - Complete
Big Time Traumatized by CelestialSonata7 reviews
Jo has a traumatic experience that may jeopardize her relationships with her friends. Especially Kendall. No Slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Logan, Jo - Complete
Another Reason by HeavenRose reviews
The police say Kendall simply ran away, but Logan, James and Carlos are convinced their friend had a more significant reason for leaving. Driving Mrs. Knight's stolen car, they set out to find Kendall and bring him home - before it's too late.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,839 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James - Complete
Big Time Rescue by imadisneygirl reviews
Once again, Camille is broken for her date and she calls Logan to come pick up the pieces. LOGAN/CAMILLE ;D
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Logan, Camille - Complete
Bolt by Fish Stick Friday reviews
The boys are recording "No Idea" in the recording studio at Rocque Records when Carlos starts cracking up at the way Logan pronounced a certain lyric. That was only just the beginning. Things definitely snowballed from there, much to Logan's chagrin.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Switched at Birth by BTRlover98 reviews
Kendall Knight had the best little sister in the whole entire world. But what if he found out she wasn't really his sister?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,254 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Katie K., Kendall - Complete
A Different Way To Ask by Love Struck Teenagers reviews
A really short one-shot! Aang is too shy to ask Katara to Homecoming. What happens when their teacher catches them note-passing? What was on the note? Read to find out! Aang X Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Paper Cranes by Miss Fenway reviews
"Where some people looked and saw folded pieces of paper, he looked and saw symbols of hope and love. He saw a promise." NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Mania by WyszLo reviews
"For virtue's self may too much zeal be had; the worst of madmen is a saint run mad." -Alexander Pope. Because all of us are a little crazy. AU, Logan/Camille. Warning: language, violence
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Logan
Head On Collision by Miss Fenway reviews
"A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams." - Proverb. James Diamond was only seventeen years old but his regrets had already taken the place of his dreams. NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 158,862 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Saving Me by Moment For Life reviews
Rose is set to marry Cal but knows she has to make a decision - to go through with the wedding or to escape.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Rose D., Jack D.] - Complete
Road to the Rockies by vikwhis13 reviews
Kelly forced Gustavo to give the guys two weeks off so the guys go camping. Logan gets severely hurt. LOGIE ANGST!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,708 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Biggest Fan by BTRlover98 reviews
Carlos is corn dog's BIGGEST fan. Everyone knows it. Except one person... one-shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Carlos - Complete
Cheated by vikwhis13 reviews
Jo cheats on Kendall with Jett Stetson. How will Karma get her back? Jo haters your gonna luv this story. Jo likers you might not.Rated T just to be safe.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kendall, Jo - Complete
Trouble by HeavenRose reviews
The eight-year-old boys accidentally break some of Mrs. Knight's rules, as well as her favorite vase. But by using a glue stick, some homemade paste, duct tape and gum, something ought to work, right?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Cooties by HeavenRose reviews
Pre-series, two-shot. Apparently cooties are a type of beetle, and eight year old Carlos just ate one. This leads Kendall, James and Logan to believe their friend is poisoned. Chaos and hilarity will result.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Little Hollow by Miss Fenway reviews
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." - J.R.R. Tolkien. The boys learn the true strength of their friendship. NO SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 160,364 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
You know your adicted to big time rush when by Lala2012 reviews
I think the title says all... i was just bored..
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010
51 Ways To Annoy A Stubborn Ferret by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
A bored Harry and Ron, a clueless Neville, and a list of 51 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy - oh the fun that shall ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
Everyone Hates Barney by League Girl reviews
Barney is a humiliating purple t-rex. He annoys lot of people, even me.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009
The Great War by Moment For Life reviews
Jack is conscripted into the war whilst Rose is pregnant with their first child. Will Jack be home in time to see his child born?
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - [Rose D., Jack D.] - Complete
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Set Off Sparks reviews
He walks by me... Can he tell that I can't breathe? I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night. I can't even see anyone when he's with me... So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light. I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight...
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jo, Kendall - Complete
Simplicity reviews
"Ugly. Freakish. Disgusting." These words might prompt a normal person to turn their head in surprise, but not Logan Mitchell. Every morning he would take one look in the mirror at himself and grimace. Some say that boys couldn't care less about their looks. But they do. Oh, they do. Especially this one sixteen-year-old, raven-haired boy. It all started with one simple thing.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Logan
Good Morning reviews
Logan thought his dad was the real Superman. He still thinks that. Just...now he's helping people in Heaven, all because of one tragedy. One-shot, I hope you guys like it!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Logan - Complete
Just A Lie reviews
Rose has had it with her life. But it all changes when she meets Jack. The two are in unconditional and wonderful love. Rose believes nothing can come between them. The problem is, Jack is harboring a dangerous secret... This is Rated T, JUST IN CASE!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Jack D., Rose D.
Never Really Knew reviews
James is sick in bed on his birthday. Undoubtedly the worst gift ever. But is the illness more than what's expected of a common cold? My first Sicfic. Enjoy!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - James
They're All Wrong reviews
A friend is something everyone should have. All she wanted was someone to play with. Someone to talk to. Someone who could understand her. One-Shot written for International Friendship Day, Aug. 5.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Cora C., Jack D. - Complete
Washboard Abs reviews
James has a story to tell. But will everyone enjoy it? Based off of "Big Time Break." My first One-Shot and first Big Time Rush story. Hope you like it! :
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James - Complete
How to Annoy Harry Potter reviews
This is just a random story on annoying the hell out of the Harry Potter characters. Rated T for swearing only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012