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Joined 06-02-03, id: 395103, Profile Updated: 07-27-11
Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Hi my name is Jeremy i am from minnesota(which like didn't like to live because in the summer time it hot which i can stand but in the winter time it's cold very very cold so co...sorry i was going over board again. where was i ...oh i am 20 years old male. I like Anime, games, and sugar which bad when i am on sugar playing games and or watching anime i get very very hyper like i am right now so if which seens it weird. I am in my last year of high school i hope

fav games
1) MGS1 and MGS2 and MGS3
2) Lunar the silver star
3) golden sun (both of them)
4) All of the Final Fantasy
5) Soul Calibur 2
6) Star Ocean til the ends of time

fav animes/manga
1) Inuyasha
2) Yu-gi-oh
3) All of the Digimon
4) All of the Pokemon
5) Love Hina
6) Evangelion
7) Azumaga Daioh (show and manga)
8) Beyblade
9) Duel master
10) Real bout High School
11) DICE
12) Big O
13) Card Capter Sakura
14) Chobits(anime and manga)
15) Cowboy Bebop
16) Trigun
17) DN Angel
18) DNA2
19) Demon Diary(manga)
20) Case Closed (show and maga)
21) Ragonarok
22) Sharman King
23) Shamanic Princess
24) DragonBall / Z / GT
25) All the Gundums not Gundum Seed
26) Full Metal Achemist
27) Ghost in the Shell
28) Lupin III
29) Rave Master
30) Read or Die the moive i don't like the anime that much
31) Rarouri Kenshin / Samurai X
32) Battle Vixens(manga)
33) Sister Princess(anime)
34) Yu Yu Hakusho(anime i didn't like the ending)
35) Zoids
36) Last Exile
37) FLCL(funny but short)
38) Psychic Academy(manga i didn't like the ending)
39) S-Cry-Ed
40) Fullmetal Panic / Fullmetal Panic 2
41) E'S Otherwise
42) Bleach
43) Naruto

fav Female anime character
1) Orihime (bleach)
2) Saskura (naruto)
3) Ino (naruto)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

1. You accidentaly enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your freinds is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise-versa copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Kingdom Hearts... Final Fantasy... Anime... Manga...) GO NARUTO!! (Twitch)

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.
tihs is so fkneairg asomwe!!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Duh. Sherlock)

"Be careful of your thoughts. Thoughts become words.
Be careful of your words, Words become actions.
Be careful of your actions. Actions become habits.
Be careful of your habits. Habits define character.
Be careful of your character. Character defines destiny!"
~ Unknown

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, Fresh Prince of Konoha,Black Chaos Lightning

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha

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Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile and add your name:
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ONE OF THOSE RELIGIOUS CUT & PASTE THINGS IS COMING UP. SKIP PAST THIS IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ IT.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I am currently out of my mind. If I am not back in 5 minutes please send a search party to find me."

"When a single person suffers from a delusion, its called a mental disorder, but when its suffered by many, many people, it's called religion"-?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no

matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Someone's boring me. I think it's me.

Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.

"Out of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot

Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Mom Quotes:

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years. (Cathy Ladman)

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams)

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?'

'It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.'

'I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days..'

You know you're in 2008 when...

1) You’ve committed the crime of illegally downloading music several thousand times

3) You’ve been called racist several thousand times, because you voted for McCain

4) You have a virtual dog that you walk everyday but you forget to walk your real dog

5) You’re checking carefully to makes sure there’s a number five this time

6) You’re relieved that there is a number five and you’ve not been tricked

7) But then you realize that there’s no number two

8) And now you’re thinking tell me more funny things that I can relate to

9) So now I’ll continue with the list. You know that you’re in 2008 when…

10) You watch TV on the internet instead of an actual television

11) You have no idea what an ampersand is but you know what this means &

12) You type your hotmail and password in to log into a server but then you realize that it’s not your email

14) You buy a robotic pet dog instead of a real pet dog that could actually love you back

15) You do all your shopping on line instead of going to a store

16) You have never heard of a dollar bill or a coin only a magical plastic card called Visa, American express, Master Card, or Discover Card.

17) You’re laughing to yourself about all these things

18) But then you realize there’s no 13

19) You’re furious that I tricked you twice

20) But you’re even angrier because I’m wasting your time talking about missing numbers when I could be talking about more funny things of 2008

13) You’re contemplating sending me a virus for doing this

22) But now you’ve realized that I replaced number 21 with 13

23) Now you’re definitely going to send me a virus

24) However you realize that I probably have some protection for my computer

25) Wow this thing has gotten off track I should probably stop now

26) One last thing this was created by Platypus Caper originally but I know that someone will try

'Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.'

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

'Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?'

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

GAY STORIES PERIOD ARE PURE EVIL...EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, thymistacles, Black Chaos Lightning

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Black Chaos Lightning

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Black Chaos Lightning

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Black Chaos Lightning

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Black Chaos Lightning

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile

I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

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What you call pre-marital sex I call a pre-marrage honeymoon. If you believe this copy and paste on to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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The Reason by tlcinbflo reviews
It was supposed to be a simple shakedown cruise. It was so much more. She was supposed to be his Commanding Officer. She became so much more. How could Kaidan Alenko know this one mission would change his life so completely? How could he know this one woman would alter the course of his future so fully? Shenko from the beginning; ME1-ME3; Cover Image by CocaineJia from DeviantArt
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 395,909 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard]
Back to the Start! by jboy44 reviews
The Quincy had won, leaving Ichigo the only survivor. Till a stranger form another world named Dex shows up and turns back time. Now Ichigo has to use his knowledge of future to change the past for the better. While dealing with The interdimensional fool Dex, and the Butterfly effect. HEAVY AU, Time travel based.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Show Me a Hero by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
What if Konoha was the weakest hidden village? What if it was just a huge slum? The Rookie 9 have just graduated, and now they must face their problems to better the future of Konoha. An epic tale of romance, determination, and hardship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,852 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2006
Alchemy: Her Blessing, Her Curse by Jehricka reviews
Alchemy... It destroyed my family and my life. I was thrown into situations I could've avoided. But... I can't imagine life without him... Can I survive if I choose to love him? EdwardxOC CainexOC RoyxRiza. SUITABLE FOR OLDER TEENS. SOME MATURE CONTENT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,091 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Edward E., Maes H.
Frosted Wings by Michaela.Lala reviews
"Neji-kun?" I asked. "Hm?" "What is your dream? Why did you become a ninja?" "I want to protect my loved ones." I smiled sadly to myself. I wanted to ask if I was one of his loved ones. NejiXoc irregular updates. please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Neji H.
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul by Rahlian reviews
Part One: An eighteen-year-old Anko adopts a newly orphaned Naruto. Now, see what he will become, drawing on the power of his soul to overcome obstacles from all sides. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina Complete
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 249,967 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Chronicle of an Uzamaki by TheDutch1858 reviews
On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,823 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Every Now and Then by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Every now and then a story deserves a happy ending. Here's my version of Ed and Al's. EdWin fluff, some Royai implied and AlxOC, rating changed from T, for language. COMPLETED, read it now before it falls into obscurity. Sequel is up !
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 99,009 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: The True Story by forever-exile reviews
Many people have played the game Kingdom Hearts and believed the story. Well, this is how it really happens. And this is not a child's story either. Chapter 5 is up
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sora, Kairi
Kyuubi's undying love by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto is seventeen years of age. He has become a much sought after bachelor due to his drastic changes, but despite increased female popularity Naruto's only interest lies with his beautiful foxy goddess. Rated M for violence, blood, and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Ties that Bind by x-Midnight-Rain-x reviews
Three years have passed and the group known as Akatsuki has begun to move. Now is the time for action. A Naruto/Temari pairing. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,669 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Only You by LunarianPrincess reviews
Aang must do his duty as Avatar and the Last Airbender. Will his love for Katara be denied. For mature audiences only.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Black Rose by envayne reviews
Naruto has a mother, the Yondaime is a Asshole,and Kyuubi trains Naruto what else can happen?NaruHanabi. Rated M for a Lemon between Naru? ...Its not Hanabi either but that is a possibility in the Far future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9428 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 3,868 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Different Toys by Andivari reviews
When Konoha, hardpressed by the war with Iwagakure and the attack by the Kyuubi, finds itself desperately short on manpower, changes must occur. Will Konoha's shinobi hold under the stress? Pairings posttimeskip: NaruTemaFHakuTen. AU, OOC, Rating MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
The Christmas Journey by Shenlong7 reviews
Coauthoring with Kuinochi Neko,three years after Kingdom Hearts 2,Sora and his friends go on a road trip to Disney Castle and try to help two nobodies find there somebodies. SorXKai RikXYuf LeoXAer CloXtif featuring Axel and Demxy and no yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Sora, Kairi
Without a Home: Tale of the Red Fox by kagehisa reviews
NarutoAvatarxover: When Naruto had been given the Kyuubi's chakra, he never expected to be transported to another world. The world of element bending and Avatars will never be same. And neither will Naruto, with his home possibly gone forever.future NaruH
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,075 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Konoha no Samurai by Zaara the black reviews
I'm sorry everyone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Blades of Konoha by RasenganWhereTheSunDon'tShine reviews
A long day of training is tiring, but it's not the only thing that gets you sweaty! [NaruTen] [Lemon] [SQUEE!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Shades of Grey by clockwork starlight reviews
AU: Supernatural instances, dark looming evil, potential destruction of the planet, the usual Friday night. Add some romance, a few personal complications, a lemon wedge and a swirly straw. Chill to taste. SasuHina, other white noise. ON HIATUS probably
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 4/6/2006
Hold on Hinata by HyuugaAmane reviews
On an Sclassed Hinata is badly wounded. After she gets out of the hospital she has no where to go. In a twist of fate she ends up living with her long time crush. Centers around NaruxHina, but also features InoxShika, SakuxSasu, TenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,557 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blazing Swords by Shenlong7 reviews
After Conquerer of Shamballa with a return of the Elric brothers. A plot to kill the Fuhrer has dragged out an alchemist bordering on insanity. Will this ruin Roys plans to tell Riza what his heart feels? RoyXRiza and mentions EdXWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Rivalry Bittered With Age by The-Great-Kakashi reviews
Everything has changed in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Nine years has passed since Sasuke defected from Konoha and everything has quieted. Naruto Uzumaki is now a 22yearold shinobi who is on a mission to retrieve some of his friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,600 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Behind a Mask by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Clan of Currents by Mr. Lee reviews
Four souls search the world for a place to call home. What they do on their journey helps them become legends. A revised version of Wanderers by 412816. NarutoxTemari and GaaraxTayuya. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. Currently on Temp. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,648 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
An Innocent Divided by Captain Snippet reviews
Struggling to protect himself and his siblings from their alcoholic father's abuse, and trying to deal with some new arising problems at school involving a young redhead girl, Sora begins to feel his balancing act come crashing down on him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sora, Kairi
Healing Heartbreak by Harryswoman reviews
First almost seven, then ten years after Conqueror of Shambala. The Gate is destroyed, but has been rebuilding itself. Will Ed and Al go back home or will they stay in Germany. If they do go home, can Edward's broken heart be healed? EdxWinry later R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,862 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The unrequited Love by nellikins reviews
Naruto and hinata are on an important mission. They have to fightto keep their love, but will they make it?[naruxhina]rated T for some of the chapters slight inoxshika and nejixten in later chapters. Chapter 1 rewritten [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Well, Here Goes Nothing by Sevyn reviews
AU.AR, Yaoi, SasuNaru & Other Couplings, High School Fic. School's starting soon and Naruto likes someone. Does he like him in return? We'll see..I'm bringing it back! m
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,560 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reiya by Lovelyanime reviews
Full summary inside. Hinata meets a woman that takes her away for two years for training.Pairings Naruhina OcOc and maybe JiraiyaOc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Knight In Dirty Rags by BradenIsMyMonkey reviews
AU: Hinata's father, the king of the north, send Hinata to be married to the king of the south. There, Hinata falls for an outgoing peasant who thinks she is just like him, and not the soon to be queen. NaruxHina Later chaps will have Lemon R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Angel Eyes For The Demon Guy by Bastion Lightz reviews
In his darkest hour, someone brings Naruto to the light. After gaining a new sword, and finding love, he becomes well on his way to gaining acknowledgment. First six chapters were redone. NarutoxTenten, HakuxTayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,255 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
Marching Days by Sora plus Kairi equals love reviews
She's new. He's not. Why is he so intrigued with her? Finding her beauty stunning, he can't stop staring at her. SxK R&Rplease! GRAPHIC CHAPTER 3 & 5 UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Beasts by saraki22 reviews
Naruto graduates a year early and gets sent off to train at another village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 146,329 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005
Deadlier than a Scorpion's Sting by Kudara reviews
Alternate Universe story splits from canon at episode Scorpion II. Exploration of a very different Seven of Nine.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,703 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Seven of Nine
Mercenary Chronicles by DeathRaiderz reviews
A team of Mercenaries are hired to kill or capture Uzumaki Naruto. Trust me I think it's original so...A lot of room to do what I want to do. OCxOC NarxSaku NarxHin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Stranded by Lobou reviews
When a flight goes wrong they must learn to get along, or it will cost them their lives. AU SasuHina InoNaru KakaAnko and others. Rated M for Language, blood, and sexual references. Maybe even a bit of CITRUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,758 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Six Hearts of Knights by RasenRaikirinoJutsu03 reviews
Adopted by Dragon Master Naruto 03
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Arrow of Fire by Kalluwen reviews
It is more than 6 years after Aang woke up from the iceberg. The century long war is over but a new battle looms on the horizon. The rating may change, a lot of people will die, and later scenes that might become really suggestive.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Aang, Katara
Naruto: The Ninth Tail by Carved Memory reviews
Naruto and company finally meet the rest of the Jinchuriki, who have formed a group named 'Sabishii' and they are planning on returning the pain they went through! NaruHina. Alternate Shippuuden story. Chapter 17: Unfamiliarity
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Naruto U.
Marrage of Love by Imaginationqueen87 reviews
Katara's father has set her up for an arranged marrage, can her grandmother get her out of it with Aang's help? AangxKatara rated for safety
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - [Aang, Katara]
Unexpected Blessings by CanadianReba reviews
Kathryn tries to figure out how to separate being a Captain with being a mother on a daily basis while getting her crew back home.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Chaos in the Hot Springs by Hiruto reviews
The Rookie 9 and Gai's team including Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou has a week off and is going to have a surpise birthday party for Naruto. At the hotel with a hot springs in the Country of Wave. Chaos happens, Love blooms with jealousy along it. Amist..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Little Secrets and Dark Corners by Sukui reviews
When all you can do is cradle the flickering light... A Drabble and Ficlet collection. Rated M for themes, language, and present and future content. Multiple pairings, multiple types Het yaoi yuri.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007
Kingdom Hearts III by Jay the Keyblade master reviews
A letter from mickey,some mysterious Keyblade wielders and Sora and Kairi finally getting together. Takes place after KH2 please R&R! CHAPTER 10 IS UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Hidden in Plain Sight by Skelethin reviews
[AU]In the ninja world, there are many hidden secrets. But when one secret slowly begins to unravel itself, the world as we know it will never be the same again... [Bleach crossover]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Deeper Care by The Golden Koi reviews
Ichigo has been wounded badly during a routine Hollow extermination. With the family gone, Kon and Rukia must care for him. What will happen as Rukia and Ichigo become closer over time? xIchiRukix
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hawk Eyes by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
My First Fic. Naruto gets a special bloodline. NOT the Sharingan or Byakugen. I'm gonna try and make this awesome. Please R&R. flame if you want I'll just laugh. rating for safety. I'm starting to edit all chaps. Bloodline explained in chap2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Wager of Love by Naruto x Temari reviews
What happens when a certain Hokage and a Kazekage make a little arrangement that sends Konoah’s number one loudest ninja to Suna for a year, with a certain sand kunoichi as his escort? A Naruto Temari fanfic, because I love this pairing. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Nauto : the legendary ninja by proterminator06 reviews
Naruto returns after his 2 year trip and ends up sleeping with ino ....... What will Sakura's reaction be when she finds out about it ? naruino narusaku slight sasusaku later ..... some lemons in chapter 2 and future chapters as well
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Konoichi's Heart by kunaikage reviews
AU Hidden in the Clouds where Kurenai has traded missions to deliver a new treaty But what happens when a Hyuuga travels to the hidden village that tried to kidnap her years ago? WARNING: adult content of a sexual nature in latter chapters KakaOC NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,981 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
When The Sun Sets, It's Time by kataang3000000 reviews
Katara and Aang have been looking at each other's naked body's. One night they will have to say it, but what will hapen on that night? Find out, R&R please.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Aang, Katara
Last Of Aang by BodyWave reviews
Katara and Aang spend alot of time together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Aang, Katara
Desert Love by Naruto with any1 but yaoi reviews
AyameNarutoTemari Ayame follows Naruto to Suna after he is exiled for Sauke taking his credit for beating Gaara. warning NC17 for violence, gore and Lemons. updated chap 1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Desert Rose by Drekk reviews
first Naruto fic. Naruto hates the way he is being treated. Kyuubi offers him a chance and he accepts. AU NarutoTemari eventually heheh
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
When You, I Feel: Intimate Glimpses by AkiraDawn reviews
A series of OneShots featuring NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, SakuraSasuke,ShikamaruTemari and IrukaAnko. Rated for some language and lime scented situations. R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Name Of Love by Sora plus Kairi equals love reviews
Kairi realizes that she loves Sora. With all her being. But does he love her back? SxK my first one. R&R PLEASE! begging look I hope you like it. Sexual content now in newest chapters. Last and Final Chappy UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Just Desserts by Juxtaposie reviews
Because the best part of the cake is making it. Kataang smut. Mentions of sex. Deal with it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
An Endless Love At Sea by Babybrowns reviews
Konoha is an island out at sea. Here, the only hated one is Naruto for something he couldn't prevent. Hiashi is one who hates him the most, a rich uptight noble. What'll happen when you put his forgotten daughter Hinata and the Uzumaki together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Would you love a monster woman by stuntbutt reviews
third fanfic. lemon in side. Naruto and Hinata again. this time Hinata is the one in trouble. please read and review. i'm sorry for the piss poor grammer as it was late when i finished this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One Step At A Time by KyubiKiba reviews
Konoha, a great place with great people, but... VERY Intimate, what would happen if you were to have found a love in someone...get into a Chatroom, and have hilarious times. WARNING: includes Rape, Sex, Angst...NaruXHinaXSaku, NaruXAnko, SasuXSaku, Slight
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Hyuuga Naruto by halo2freak007 reviews
What if Naruto developes a bloodline similar to the Byaakugan? The Hyuuga have no choice but to take him it! I will continue to update as quickly as i can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,809 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Air and Water, Water and Air by The XIII Orginization reviews
Aang and Katara confront each other with their feelings 5 years after they defeated the Fire Lord.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Politics of love by Redlion707 reviews
Temari and Naruto are forced into a arranged marriage to strengthen the sand leaf alliance. Will this end in loathing or love. NarutoTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Naruto U., Temari
My Masochistic Pleasure by Poena reviews
Five half naked kunoichi...a shitload of rum...kunai and empty bags of weed...wonder what the outcome could be...? TentenxTemari SakuraxIno This is a shitty fic...but if you like mindless sex scenes, then go ahead and read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
Happiness by Speedy 316 reviews
The Hazard Team return from a training operation to find Voyager, drifting, badly damaged with most of the crew missing. Chapter 9, 10, and 11 rated M
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Unforgiving Sun and the Unforgetting Moon by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Tenten and Temari have been chosen to represent their respective villages in an international tournament. Forced to spend time as they travel there together, will the two kunoichi be able to set aside their past differences? TentenTemari YURI. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,391 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
In The Arms of Angels by Kyubi-X reviews
Naruto is born with with a 400 year old bloodline...however, unlike the other bloodline's of Kohona, this bloodline limit doesn't involve your eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Accpetance from someone unexpected by Raidin reviews
A NarutoXTenTen pairing. All Chapters have been edited and look decent! chapter five to be worked on and made as last chapter! (someday XD)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/6/2004
Simple and Clean by candy-mog reviews
[Sora x Kairi] A fluffy and somewhat humourous look at what happens when Sora and Kairi get together. It's about time, too! Please read and review! Enjoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,746 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sora, Kairi
Journey to the sand by Korry reviews
Naruto and co. go on a Branked mission, in order to help Lee.Chapter 8 Is now UP! You must read! Tenten X Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Born of Royalty by Riku-Dawntreader reviews
Several years after the events in KH2, King Sora and Queen Kairi await the birth of their first child.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Into the New World by AJ-Writer reviews
Set 2 years after KH II. After an Incident in the White castle in The world That Never Was, Sora and friends must beagn a new journey... into a new world. Lemons in future chapters. SoraKairi Chapter 1 to 2 rewriten. Chapter 3 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,933 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Sora, Kairi
The Aang and Katara thing by Ebichu Chan reviews
My first ever lemon story about Aang and Katara when they are older. Please review so I can improve. AangxKatara of course. CHAPTER 3 is now up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Aang, Katara
Home by H. S. Hines reviews
The crew of Voyager encounters a strange young girl from the Delta Quadrant who may hold the clue for getting home. Meanwhile, a murderous race of beings is carving a path of death through space. Complete, AU. FEMMESLASH, Bx7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,314 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - B. Torres, Seven of Nine - Complete
Nine Months by Kudara reviews
Loosely this is a HC story. Torres and Seven are captured and must depend on one another during their imprisonment. As always this is a ff romance, pairing B7. Complete.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,070 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
Naïve by DoctorDoctor reviews
Aang may be 12, but it doesn’t mean he’s naïve. [AxK. Slight citrus. Comedy. Angst. One shot.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist and the Crimson Stone by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Edward Elric has gotten a solid lead on the Philosopher's Stone, but the lead takes him to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There he will make great friends and encounter deadly creatures, but will it be worth it for the stone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,035 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dolls by mewling reviews
Standalone. Temari was never allowed to play with dolls. [TemaTen, yuri]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
I'll Be Waiting by Sarateg reviews
COMPLETE! The bond of friendship and love is tested between two teenagers, as each struggles to complete the goals set before them. Will they be able to see each other again? Rated for violence and...well...more violence. EdwardXWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,989 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Uchiha Naruto by Darksharingan7 reviews
Meh, the full summary is inside, pairing are either Naruino,sak or Sasusak,ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2005
Love Hina Next: Second Phase by Kouji Tamino reviews
Sequel to Love Hina Next. Ami moves out and ends up staying in a rich guy's house. A gaggle of new crazy girls soon follow... Can our new protagonist, Shinichi, survive this new harem? New cast, new house! The final chapter... Birth, and the Future.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 165,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adoption by Ayeka Penor reviews
After making chuunin, Naruto has become even more of a handful. To try and mold his growth into a productive adult, the Hokage has decided Naruto must be adopted into one of Konoha's families. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Metal Gear Solid 3: The Uprising by Ray AP3 reviews
The Patriots blackmail Raiden, forcing him on a deadly assassin's mission, and Snake goes on a hunt for Metal Gear RAY... in Russia! Solidus, Revolver Ocelot and Liquid return! I NEED REVIEWS, GODDAMNIT! (I now accept anonymous reviews!)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,265 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003
Just a Dance by Kat097 reviews
After 'Date with Destiny'. Beastboy and Raven start to realise there is more to being a teenager than beating bad guys. Like having fun, going out and your very first dance.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete
Life Goes On : Jizn' Prodoljayetsya by Aoikami Sarah reviews
Edward comes home, discharged from the military... what does it mean to be selfless... or selfish...? REVISED a THIRD TIME!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Lunar: A Tear In Time by Danni Vanstane reviews
Yasuo is one of the best students of Vane, hoping one day to surpass Nash and gain Ghaleon's favor. But something dark wakes inside of him that could possibly take away his dreams and destroy Lunar.
Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003
The End Brings Anew by A Snowless Winter reviews
The second coming of Darkness... The High Council of the Dark... Sora can't do this alone. With help, he may not even be able to overcome the Darkness. Who shall walk away this time?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002
Lunar Landings by Anon E. Mous reviews
A boy from the modern era of Earth comes to Lunar in a very painful way. He has a plan of his own, as well as finding his way home. Finished. R&R. Sequil up.
Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
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Leo Uchiha reviews
the uchiha clan wasn't wiped out. there is more to it than people think. Itachi didn't do it and 3 others survived. dun...dun...duuun... advanced Sharingans and Naruto's family revealed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006
Dragon Ball Z Evolution reviews
this should be M but it T k. You thought all the saiyans were gone? THINK AGAIN! Six seperate races of the original saiyan empire have evolved and are making a name for themselves. This follows the lives of two beings that really shouldn't exist.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
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