It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

...and she eclipses the sun. A short story.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Jaune isn't really what she's looking for, but he's there, so what the hell, right? What's the worst that could happen?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Children grow up under the guidance of their parents. They learn all manner of lessons from them such as love and responsibility. It is no different for parahumans, whom offspring often inherit similar powers. Still, powered or not, you are usually stuck with the folks that birthed you. But what if your parents are interchangeable?

The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot.

"It's my step-daughter," she said, eyes wet with tears and hands trembling with fear. I heard a rush of air as if a thousand fairy tales had been turned upside down at once.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Odin has a horse. He rescued Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors Three while on it. But, at least, according to Myth, that horse has a backstory that is rather...awkward...for one certain trickster god...

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

10,000 years ago, Queen Serenity used the Ginzuishou to send the souls of the Senshi into the future to be reborn as normal girls. However, something went terribly wrong. For some reason, they were reborn as male martial artists instead.

A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.

Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

The difference between dead and dying is a million miles.

Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.

Iruka is forced to the hospital after a sparring match and gets more than he bargained for when Shizune decides to examine him. Featuring het!Iruka. Oneshot

Nanao certainly does not share the previous vice-captain's reading tastes. Or won't admit to it.

During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE

-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.

The Winter War is going badly. Captain Commander Ukitake recklessly agrees to pull the finest students out of the academy for emergency training. The goal - to make these students the strongest shinigami possible. The method? The Substitute.

Luna Lovegood meets Rolf Scamander in a bar in Mauritius and he tells her that she's narrow-minded.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu.

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.

At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.

Sometimes Shunsui is not as gentlemanly as he should be towards his Nanao. Lemon.

Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.

Naruto and the gang, together, after he had embarrassed himself earlier with his choice of words. Somehow, the the topic turned to Limericks. More words. What trouble could that possibly cause?

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.

Complete Naruto, Jiraiya, and Tsunade decide to leave Konoha after politics become too much for them. But first, Naruto wants to go out with a bang.

There are few things cuter than Stalker!Hinata and romance. HinataNaruto.

Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Ranma x Sandman crossover. Ranma dies. Yes, that's the beginning of the story. Fortunately, his journey isn't finished yet, and he's got a guide to show him what's at the end of the tunnel. Feedback is always appreciated!

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

"Want me to buy you another hooker?" - In which adulthood is unsimple. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura.

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.

Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

Stages Of Love challenges again, this time exploring 5 sexual kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism, bondage, food sex, and crossdressing. :3 [NaruIno] While nongraphic, these still fall very much under the MATURE category. Heed the warnings.

[NaruHina, fluff] After dating Naruto for more than a year, Hinata is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Now if only she could figure out how to tell him that...

Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?

[A NaruIno ficlet] Ino notices Naruto. And she makes sure he notices her right back.

Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.

After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED

Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.

[One-shot][InoHina] Hinata is called upon by the Hyuuga elders to explain her relationship with Ino. If only someone would explain it to her.

Redemption for one's mistakes can be found in the oddest of places, and in the most peculiar set of circumstances. A Ranma and Sailor Moon Crossover unlike any one you've ever read. Probably.

Tsunade's thoughts as she heals Naruto. Prize fic-let for Preventor Squall. TsuNaru

20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

[Original Publish Date: May, 2004] Washu pulls Tenchi aside for a sitdown.

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Extremely nonserious piece involving vampires. Set vaguely after the Soul Society arc. Now complete.

Naruto's always been fascinated by red eyes. [requestfic, 20truths]

Hitsugaya courts Yachiru and Kenpachi doesn’t approve.

Someone is bound and determined to get Hitsugaya and Matsumoto together, no matter what Hitsugaya might have to say about the matter.

“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]

A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

She can even remember how many clouds were in the sky: Twenty things about Zaraki and Yachiru. Spoilers through recent chapters of the manga.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.

EDITED: Naruto has been ordered by Tsunade to learn basic healing techniques, but his studies get off track as Hinata explains the intricacies of the inner coils system. NaruHina Fluff. Rated G

Time passes. Times change. Naruto forges something new out of what little he returns to. Naruto, Neji, Hinata, and the Hyuuga.

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

Tenten was never supposed to be a ninja. But she's not going to let that stop her. [Oneshot]

A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.

Sakura has a rather sensitive question to ask Tsunade. Rated for plenty of innuendo.

It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

Short ficlet. Ranma, Nabiki, and music. WAFFish.

Ranma Sailor Moon Xover. Actually, it's a story about a cat, a flock of doves, a cockroach, a piano, a piano-playing Ranma, and a Setsuna who's not Sailor Pluto anymore but still can't stand cockroaches.

SM crossover. No Ranma as a Senshi, no Ranma being super powered. No time travel, no youma, no romance. Just an encounter, a discussion, and a confrontation that doesn't go as planned.

There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.

Hormone fueled dreams, Muggle psychoanalysts and personal revelations, oh my!

Nineyearold Kasumi has a gift and a teacher who wants to share it with the world. But some things are not meant to be.

First of the OMG Vertigo Trilogy John Constantine: Hellblazer Written with Rod M. The Demoness Mara has discovered a weakness in Heaven, one that nobody else seems to have discovered yet. But she needs someone to do it for her. Enter the man feared

A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.

Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.