Mother Mercury
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Joined 01-29-01, id: 39526
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.
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Broccoli by Mylaea reviews
**Chapter 12 is FINALLY up** Hermione and Snape work together when Hermione becomes his apprentice, and a relationship unfolds. Thier love is used against them- will either survive? (Herm and Snape pairing is NOT that bad, people!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
In the Labyrinth: Nothing Is What It Seems by ZzzSleepyDragonzzZ reviews
Nonsense and Confusion
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/1999
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What Is, And What Should Never Be reviews
Chapter Six - such a long wait! I'm very sorry. But it's quite juicy now, so read it. And review - that's why I keep on writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Huge Swirly Time Portal reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present the WORST fic ever written. Step forward and read, pointlessness guaranteed! Honestly though, I wrote this a while ago, and it is so bad I astounded myself
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mercury's Big Day Out reviews
An utterly pointless, rather silly and completely delusion story where Mercury flirts madly with Severus Snape. WARNING!!! FOR SNAPE LOVERS ONLY!!! Enter the kinky fetish items...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2002 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Severus S.
The Order of the Phoenix - unedited reviews
JK Rowling went insane, so I've got the job of writing the fifth book. Unfortunately, I've got no idea what it's supposed to be about, so I'm sort of making it up as I go along. I've also got a habit of typing what I think, and have yet to edit out my lit
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2001 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Just Wanted To Be A Nurse reviews
Voldemort never wanted to be bad. Here he tells us what happened to make him the Dark Lord. It's was very difficult for him to write, so be supportive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12/9/2001
The Lesson reviews
The trio decide Snape is a prick, so they'll teach him a lesson. Snape decides upon a new idea to make Harry's life hell. Very stupid, but you'll love it. I know you will. Trust me...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Uh, a Snape fic... reviews
I felt like writing something, so I did. It involves the lovely Severus Snape in leather, which is appealing to all of you, so read it. Okay? Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Into the Brain of Harry Potter reviews
A pointless fic where Harry has a dispute with his random voice of conciousness over who could possibly not love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh, this is original reviews
And we have a second installation of things the HP characters would never say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2001 - Published: 6/22/2001
Harry's Boring Summer reviews
Harry commissioned me to write a story about the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts. However, it was rather dull, so I'm giving you the conversation the two of us had while he was telling me his story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/1/2001
The Mother Mercury Show reviews
Join our gorgeous host, Mother Mercury, as she reunites old school chums on todays show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6/22/2001
A Short and Silly Story reviews
See the title, then read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2001
Potter Rhapsody reviews
All right, I admit it, I'm a die-hard Queen fan. So, for my first ever song fic, I did it to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a bit ... well... I really don't know how to explain it, so just read it yourself. It's from Harry's POV about the night Voldi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2001
Things Change reviews
This is the first fic I've ever written. It's rather stupid. Mild M/M slash *gasps*. It really isn't that funny, but I put it in the humor section anyway. I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but c'est la vie. It's Harry/Draco, sort of. Please read an
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2001